₦airaland Forum

tellwisdom:
Is it that average Nigerian gurls dont understand what life is all about or probably lack of civilization disturbing most of them.

When you walk up to a gurl, in attempt to inquire a thing a two from her. First thing that runs her mind is*He wants to woo me/who is this one**

Onlike in western world, where you find them Posh/romantic/sexy and calling, yet they never act DRAMA the way our gurls do.

They just make you feel, you need to go extra miles to keeping their company like they were morethan what we see them to be. . Mshewwwwwwwww

Must i ride in cars for you to hear me out??
Must i be rich, for you to talk to me??
Must i be omo baba olowo(Rich man's son) to have your company?? 

Dont you think there are more to it than we cld see??

#But why??  
No bashing, but speaking from a firing line of experience.

Thank you my brother, Let those girls Bleep themselves, they are like Mango, eat,wash your hand and cleans mouth and if they were not plucked on tree, they ripe and rotten quickly

What do you expect from guy who bought a car or spent all his account balance on a lady and you don't expect such guy you jealous

I don't get jealous if I dey Bleep punnani without spending much

Tosinville:
Born2fukc

guy, how many gf nyansh u don bleep sef? na only ashi house ur type sabi

see me see wahala dey, I dey Bleep girlfriend and precise, I used to picked girls in club for sex before I stopped and not patronizing ashi girl for sex,it is only good for drink joint and since I have reduce my drinking habit from everyday to once a week, I hardly move around and that is why you see me on Nairaland everyday, if I still dey patronize, I will not even come here at all so keep that mouth shut or go suck pussy to make it normal

Tosinville:
^Yeah! ur service maybe u can be helping to clean her shoez & mop the floor as well.

E bi like say, your doctor never give you your injection this morning, abi  doctor don go on strike too?

Goldieluks:
Born2fucgkk!!!!!

You need my help or services?

Cried over spill beans, Nothing to do about it

The lenght of his prison will be measures in centimeter of his dick lenght, not inches

I got a message on yahoo from a lady on nairaland,will protect her name and id, she hated me for insult on ladies, i never knew some people who don't post also read post,i have had same message few month ago,which made me took my if off my yahoo id of here before setting it back, i never hate woman I LOVE THEM SO MUCH but i see them as the devil i love because no matter your goodness, they will never appreciate every things you did to they decide to walk way,women still remain the devil i love and will always love,people have called me fool for paying school fees once before and even buying big phones for women,but i never regret and

a rich man has a wife, a child, a true friend whom claimed he could die. .
The man wake up one day, he thanks GOD for everything he has, money, houses, cars a wisdom child. . He said today GOD, i must see you . . He dig his grave by himself and he said he need an accompany to heaven, he thank GOD for having a wife that truly,he went to his other house to see the wife,
man:my wife
wife:yes
man:do you truly love me
wife:if i don't love you who would i love
man:what would happen if i die today
wife:you cannot die my husband,even if i know you will die today,i will die with you
man:thank you,you did not even let me land,he took his wife then drove to the dig,today i'm going to to see GOD,the man wept as promised but as you have decided to follow as true love,i will want us buried together, the woman change tune,if i follow you,who will take care of your child and property.the man went to the child as only son for same request,the son answers,if i follow you,do you know all your generation will end here.he took heel to best friend,the friend replied him,'i though you were joking,friendship only end in this world,if your to die,it is between you and GOD,so live your life wisely, end of story

Men are so precious because they appreciate with time while women depreciate with time , What I was trying to say that got some of my letter missing, maybe it was the work of moderators or witches or wizards on nairaland may have caused this. Some people jam talks on nairaland that my words are full of grammatical and I appreciate that, I may improve overtime but I am never ashame of myself because when I write on subject based on what I am thought in school, I end up getting C or B once I read those Courses, I am a guy who is never ashame of himself, I LOVE MYSELF and as an accounting student, I do not have time for writings and spend most time calculating and posting and some idiots who found themselves in mass communication should try to shut their ass up,

I do not have time for silly people on here and I am sorry for re editing this post to keep silly people shut their ass up,even communication skills I did in school I end up getting C while my Use of English in GNS 102 fell to B.maybe because I read what I was thought and I apply the principle as thought and I never regret anything.Life is base on principle of the environment you found yourself, English is not useful in germany and france

Koikoi:
because you sound very silly. indeed you are silly!

yes, accepted, I'm silly, you are silly, everybody on nairaland are silly even boko haram are silly, GEJ silly, only our soldiers are not silly

I am not happy with ASUU strike either but I am mad with Nigeria government the way they operate in all sectors in Nigeria are worst,they just don't care about Nigerians life,food,education and property and I do not want to care about betting on them either, they went on strike for their personal benefit,why can't they go on strike for hike in LASU fee,I don't just feel comfortable paying them fees anymore until my result is guarantee because they have really frustrate my educational line because Nigeria 4 yrs education means to 6 without extra years added

Darejo:
You be real ODE,

Watch your tongue before it get cut off


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The harbinger:
@rx steve hw far,lng time@born2fuck am sori t say this bt ur a FOOL, u got t av ur head examind.

You are a fool master because you trained me

megawax8:
@born2wateva Den y write it on d thread, durhhh!!!!

You seems a troublesome person and I don't give a damn,if I comment on the thread, what does that have to do with you, i payed my Internet,Google,registered and comment and why you gossip ?

megawax8:
@born2fvck u sound lyk a clown,sorry,u sure r a clown, **cos one careless modafvker spent his skul fees,ASUU shuldn't call off its strike, maybe u r deaf n dint listen to wat u sed,oh! Sorry,u must be blind cos u sure can't see wat u typed,beta stil,i tink u hav a brain deficiency cos u tink wat u typed iz ryt, mtchew!!!!!!

who the hell is the guy? if I have spent my school fees money, you are not going to be responsible for the payment so why would you open wide mouth and make silly comment

Idungjay:
Who ks@born2fuck. U̶̲̥̅̊ cn go bk τ̅☺ Tђέ club nd bcom a guy stripper τ̅☺ regain Чя fees.

Learn and try to show respect because respect goes to those who respect themselves, I do not want to fall out with you because you are a girl and the reason I spent my money was because of same girls in the club like you, I only pleaded they give me time to raise it before they call it off. I am not joking here

They should not call it off yet, I have spent my School fees in club

apocalypse:
You can't be serious , you mean you don't know what to do. I got an idea , why don't you go screw yourself.

Let him learn his lesson in prison,at least his employment sit will be vacant for someone else and by the time he spend about 7yrs or 21 yrs in prison according to law, he will know the different between higher institution and prison institution and he may  Prison Professor if he is  term 21 years in prison and we pray nairaland still exist by the time he come back so he will have some stories to share about prison life but the only prayer he we should be praying is that he should not escape the judgment

Good a 12 years old girl having feeling for you, the next thing to do is that you should start getting feeling for PRISON too, you should start thinking about prison life,maybe watch documentary of prison, and try to be locking yourself in home alone for 3 days with single meal per day, Good Luck

This is a case of Cat and Fried Meat,

You should be arrested for fail of promise and give trial in court

What of sex by barter accepted by all girlfriends withoui single any one of them out

Idowuogbo:
Eemmh poster dis ur survey no hold weight o,am d baddest good gal lagosian u ever meet.I club in lag but I don't drink nor smoke neida do I go clubbing cus I want to get picked up for runs,I simply go cus I wanna feel the purple rain.Now how does dat make me a prostituteee,going by the topic of ur thread am offended you generalized.

i will keep eye on you in all clubs

Even if i see my mother in club, she is a love peddler, no excuse or reason will change that even if she claims she was looking for me, i will still label are step in club as love peddlers

In foreign land, anybody can pay, thats why both man and woman their are term"maga"but in nigeria maga are term to man only,

Men love their women to even though we pretend we don't because its reduces our budget and its better than girlfriend subsidizing for boutique but men don't just like following them their