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Romance / Re: I Think I'm The Sexiest And Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by born2fuckpussy: 7:32am On Jun 21, 2015
Person wey ban me go suffer, U carry something at @ mzcurvaceous , grab from behind N fuking tinz on my mind...


You are truly beautiful but the sexy part hmmm! If rokiatu curve and boots are regarded as sexy, I go kukuma term ur own oversexy... but your market value go worth pass EroticAngelina , because naija men love big tinz, but people like EroticAngelina, if someone like lepa like me land on top of her, na bones to bones hitting tinz, but she go fit handbag girlfriend to walk aroun, but you mzcurvaceous, na fuking tinz level..


Redbenson, I still dey serve ban for sexuality section and some part of nairaland. Na dem nairaland moderator locked me inside prison oo, tell obontami, icebeatz, and dem rest, I dey return July 14th.

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Autos / Re: , by born2fuckpussy: 3:32am On Jun 21, 2015
weyreypey:
Interior nko ...Ac? Engine pix
maybe he snap the pictures while walking on the road because even if he was given the car to help resell, interior shouldn't be a problem for him to post
Autos / Re: A Clean Toyota Corolla 03 Nodel Not Sprayed In Port Harcourt by born2fuckpussy: 3:29am On Jun 21, 2015
Raymondenyi:
Reason 4sale?
lipsrsealed
Webmasters / Re: How To Configure W3 Total Cache Plugin and increase your website speed. by born2fuckpussy: 6:57am On Jun 20, 2015
mobuch:


The ban shall be expendable. U shouldn't be on nairaland spoiling little kids. I caught my daughter reading thru your posts. Can u imagine?
warn your daughter desist from me
Webmasters / Re: How To Configure W3 Total Cache Plugin and increase your website speed. by born2fuckpussy: 1:37am On Jun 20, 2015
RedBenson:


I thought as much the moment i stopped seeing your post. Sorry bro. Hope it'll expire soon?
Webmasters / Re: How To Configure W3 Total Cache Plugin and increase your website speed. by born2fuckpussy: 1:35am On Jun 20, 2015
RedBenson:


I thought as much the moment i stopped seeing your post. Sorry bro. Hope it'll expire soon?
ban expire July 14th if not extend-able, I was ban for supporting a guy whose moniker was change without notification...


Thunder fire mobuch for saying good job.
Webmasters / Re: How To Configure W3 Total Cache Plugin and increase your website speed. by born2fuckpussy: 12:47pm On Jun 18, 2015
RedBenson

Dem don ban me on sexuality on this ID, them ban born2fuck on entire forum
Autos / Re: Looking 4 a car nt up 2 1m pls chk here!!!!!!(Both toks and reg) by born2fuckpussy: 10:49am On Jun 17, 2015
mobuch:


seun tells me say him done ban your other i.d tongue
mchew!
Politics / Re: Kashamu Donates 30 Trailers Of Rice To Osun Workers by born2fuckpussy: 10:40am On Jun 17, 2015
mobuch:


I think I will call seun osewa on phone to increase your ban till 2050.
. Thunder fire him anus 3 times, if him like make he increase till Jesus come, I go open another ID, as bi say na short time ban, I go get small patient, I can only be ban but can never be stop
Politics / Re: Kashamu Donates 30 Trailers Of Rice To Osun Workers by born2fuckpussy: 3:53am On Jun 17, 2015
mobuch:

Na wao; dat is uncle walata b0rn2fuck 's state. I hope one bag of rices gets to him, make hunger no go kill am.
thunder wey go fire you still dey wait for moderator to unleash his ban on July 14 th, keep jamtalking... when parrot jamtalk, his mouth won't stick to one side, ur case go re open on July 14th
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Attempt To Bomb APC's Office In Ebonyi, APGA’s Destroyed by born2fuckpussy: 10:55pm On Jan 12, 2015
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Lawyers4Change: A Group Of Lawyers Volunteer To Campaign For Buhari by born2fuckpussy: 10:42pm On Jan 09, 2015
With common sense, we can change the world.

Sai Buhari!
Sai Osibanjo

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Politics / Re: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by born2fuckpussy: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2015
mistytohcute:

i said it, dumb skull
what is the relevance of that nude pic
signify what the nation will turn into,if the woman rule
Politics / Re: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by born2fuckpussy: 9:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
amanda2013:
start packing your things then or should i come and help you?
why dreaming something that can never happen in the next 100 years,not even in country of 150 millions, this is nothing a country of 20,000 people like san Marino.
Politics / Re: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by born2fuckpussy: 7:39pm On Jan 09, 2015
mistytohcute:
and idiots be like

ur name and signature says it all
and mumu be like?

Politics / Re: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by born2fuckpussy: 7:19pm On Jan 09, 2015
amanda2013:
Guess i will vote for her then. The male folks has failed us with their cluelessness. We need change!!
woman can never be president in Nigeria, I will rather relocate to Ghana, ordinary woman we bleeped everday? She will not even see 1% vote

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience With An Unarmed Robber In A Banking Hall by born2fuckpussy: 7:13pm On Jan 09, 2015
The man should be liable for it, since they cannot protect their customer within their vicinity, I believe there is always one security watching depositors in bank.
Family / Re: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by born2fuckpussy: 1:16pm On Jan 09, 2015
Fraih:

Ur ID and signature!
Isn't fresh at all
do you still wanna see ur curve 4, it could be an advantage to set eyes in you. Even though I don't need it but for the beauty, I will buy with force
Politics / Re: A Police Station In Benue State (picture) by born2fuckpussy: 11:58am On Jan 09, 2015
If they can remove fire, walahi! Hell will be better place to live compare with this police station, Everything is possible in Nigeria but I'm sure this can also be found in some poor Africa and Asian countries that cannot even compare themselves to Nigeria.

Nah greed go kill dis country. No bi jonathan fault, the police station fit dem dey there since independent, even buhari go don presidor over same police station and even sent people go that cell as him be masters of sendem2jail.

Anyway, na still

Sai Buhari because I need change even if nigeria will be govern by Goat this time, accepted. Jonathan try but boko haram overpower ham.

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Family / Re: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by born2fuckpussy: 11:48am On Jan 09, 2015
masciv:


Foolish pervert. Someone who's old enough to be your mother.
you should have seek for address of the bale and go and engage yourself in fight.

So na u go tell me say na nyansh dey for back abi dem tell you say na me strip her naked, so all those ashawo wey me and you dey Bleep, dem bi ur sisters?
Family / Re: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by born2fuckpussy: 11:47am On Jan 09, 2015
fxskye:


You can go the woman and snap the picture.

Stupiidity in highest order.

You are second in command to stupidity in the highest order. Oponu ra da ra da
Family / Re: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by born2fuckpussy: 8:15am On Jan 09, 2015
mhizenugu:
Na sa, Yo-robber men are very violent, they rape, kill or maim women.. You know why?? Because they're cowards!!!
u see langidi big head, u know the meaning of Enu-gun in yoruba, a lady with sharpen point mouth like that of a fish, since ur ID display enugun and your from Enugu, even your Enu, o guun. It shows all your brain lies between the tips of your mouth

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Family / Re: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by born2fuckpussy: 8:09am On Jan 09, 2015
But Seun Osewa did not show us her breast part, if this have been seen by their neighbours in public, no point hiding it on nairaland

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Family / Re: It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? by born2fuckpussy: 9:29am On Jan 07, 2015
This matter dey sweet me
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheapest MTN Data Bundle Price (2GB@N1000) by born2fuckpussy: 9:18am On Jan 07, 2015
I pray this guy dey accept card tooooo, for we wey dey far away
Sports / Re: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by born2fuckpussy: 12:01am On Jan 07, 2015
mobuch:


Who knows if u will still be among the living by then;
Walahi, seun is a very mean guy, abi u collect him wife
e bi like say the guy dey smoke weed once a while.
Sports / Re: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by born2fuckpussy: 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
Scrypt:


If you create another ID, we will find you and BAN you again. LOL! grin grin grin
dem better find me and they will get tired finding me, even if dey block IP, I will go to cafe and open another ID and loggin from my device,if they want to die, I am ready to dig grave for them.
Sports / Re: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by born2fuckpussy: 10:31pm On Jan 06, 2015
drlawizle:


Like seriously?
just because I complaint to reverse by ID from born2boink back to born2fuck, I was sentenced till 2025 years off nairaland. Seun will suffer in hell fire walahi
Sports / Re: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by born2fuckpussy: 10:29pm On Jan 06, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:

Na ontop this matter you still dey? Wish you all the best.
seun osewa ban mi because I open thread till 2025.... who know maybe nairaland go still exist by dem or even seun self and you say I still be on top of the matter, seh na ontop of you make I lai down put

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by born2fuckpussy: 10:27pm On Jan 06, 2015
Pikin wey talk say him mama no go sleep, the pikin self no go take eyes see sleep.

Meaning,the child that will gives his parent problem will not also have rest of mind.


Prick dey argue; toto self dey follow ham argue, na bed suppose judge ham now.

Two people fumbling with each other should face the battle instead

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