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i hope say no be wish ''OBOROSIKO''girls go dey dis ur bash oo!
@ituen
hw come ur just finding dis thread,a whole chiefo of nairaland like u,anyway hw u dey?

wen is d nxt groove cummin up eh?
@amyliajane
nice 2no a phc nairalander lives nxtdoor, hw ya doin?

CHELSEA, MY BELOVED CHELSEA, only a club like CHELSEA, n fans likes the the BLUES ,can keep this thread goin 4dis long,
@all blues
i salute u all greatly, even wen we bleed,, we bleed BLUE

hello ph n/landers, luvly thread,i commend ya all 4 kipin it goin,
im boronze n reside @T/AMADI gardens,
@poster
what happened to u?abi militants kidnap u
@all
nice job 4 repping phc so well,

bt not as their 1st, atleast its a good sign,
who knows maybe their next they'll come originally correct
them try abeg jo!good work

@poster
yeah,i do agree with u,their 1st album got evrybody thinkin who they're going to copy next, bt they proofed evry1 wrong with their ''game ova''album
nice work

U SURE SAY U NO GET ANYTHING 4D SISTA? THEN Y INSULT HER!!all u wud av done was 2 explain 2her,
well go try beg her,if she no gree, give me her number make i talk 2her

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE REASONS WHY THE NFA STOPPED THE SACKING OF BERTIS VOGHTS?

BERTIS GOAT SACKED!!! DAT GOAT SHD'T BE ALLOWED TO WALK AWAY WITH A MERE SACK,DAT MADE HIM RICHER,
WAT IS SANNI STILL DOING @THE NFA BOARD HE SHD BE FLOGGED N SACKED TOO,
IT IS HIGH TIME WE PUT OUR HOUSE IN ORDER,9JAS FOOTBALL PROBLEM IS WITH THE ADMINSTRATION

tanx guys i appreciate

ituen:
Sorry man, I've just had a good meal of Akpu and Afang Soup stockd with Pomo, stockfish, beef, goatmeat, periwinkle all cooked by my nightnurse

ENJOY

na wa, dem 4 wait c if na st pita or satan wan choose dem
nice one

they r indeed fowls,nutin super abt them

@amsky
yeah i do agree,bt cudn't find the jokes section,kinda new here

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude @d beach,well,this little girl comes up to him,so he covers his privates,
with a newspaper.
the little girl say,''whats under there?''
so the man answers,''A BIRD ''.
the girl goes away and the man falls asleep.when he wakes up,he is in a hospital and in great pains.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks,''what happened?''
The man answers,''I dont know,i was @d beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl.''
D doctor tells this to the police and they go to the beach 2find any witnesses.,on getting there they saw the little girl the man was talking about.
SO they asked her if she did anything to the man,,
SHE ANSWERS,''I didn't do anything to the man,but while he was sleeping,I PLAYED with his BIRD,after a while,it spit @ me,so i broke its neck,burned its nest ,and smashed all its eggs.''

wat of pussies?any reasons y they hate being cunts .
nice one

@talk2sultra
u av spoken well, end of discussion.,gbam
@thoniaslim
not all guys tell dumb jokes,sum dudes r rily funny n will make u laff ur troubles away, [tr][/tr]

o boy u dey enjoy ooooooooooo, only u get 9ja and namibian chik,,,,give me 1 na
any way, me i 4 take the namibian chick,d 9ja chik no know her bloodgroup.
use ur head oo, u can always talk 2 ur family 2 accept her,afterall its ur happiness in the relationship/marriage that matters

@poster
2 sum it up, its d undastanding u both av in the relat'shp, i rily dnt c anytin wrng in askin u 2 help wit d dishes,as u later concluded''we both laffed ova it''
@faitymine
kindly reed thru b4 pstin RUBBISH,

@poster
''make out or made out''na u sabi wetin u dey sama,abi u wan console urself,d guyman don jellof waka,
move on girl,

@ poster
it depends on d female ,as some become frigid sexually,while some turnout to be more promiscous than obj

lovely piece,,,,,,,,,,

nice joke

@ituen
so u mean say d guy na bushman''

DRY,

o boy ur joke make sense,

nice one

they r thieves,dirty n ugly ones, n will all rot in hell