₦airaland Forum

where all dos BMX sori BMC crew self,una fud don land make una cum dey defend una pay masters...useless pple kawai.

pls president buhari u r missing a minister here..please gv Albino freeze, minister of Advice on religion nd family affairs..Mtchewwwwwww.

double wahala for deadi body nd d owner of deadi body ooooooooooo...awon weree tutu.

bt d babe make sense sha..by y d fraud attitude na....whistle oooooooo

Walahi dis op is high on gutter weeds....

dey do me lik make I slap sense into d mumu head.

make d governor quickly blame Allah again say na punishment for misuse of former clean water wey dem dey use before.useless governor.

na play play IBB go use enta em fore father land,dat land wey no get return,na for nairalander u go dey see plenty plenty RIP

na laff laff we take catch monkeyyyyyyyyy

greatgod2012:
This man is absolutely right!

Sexx is a great distraction!
Believe me, it's also addictive, that's why it's so difficult for anyone who have tasted having sexx to totally refrain from it!

Honestly, if people can channel the strength, time, passion, love, importance, etc they spend on sexx on other more productive things, this world would have been a better place!

..guy I don chop punna bf nd it was nt a distraction to me nd is abt 5yrs nw I no send choping punna.

na really when...

slap1:
When?

engineerpatrick:
Engineering Jobs in lagos

..wer d jobs na

sarrki:
Bro the truth is the shallowed chambers are full of criminals

From head to toe

..but guy na u nd ur fellow sai baba guys vote dem na..were u guys blind wen voting or ............?

ezebunafo:
What every Nigerian should know about Lagos.
There was a Republic of Lagos before the
amalgamation of Nigeria.
You can't owned something that never belonged
to you nor deeded to you or annexed to you.
Omo onile ni o nile. The land and everything
above it belongs to the land owners.
Oba Kosoko signed a treaty with England in
1852. That treaty preceded and superseded any
Nigerian amalgamation or Republic.
LAGOS MY STATE
WHO OWNS LAGOS? HISTORY 101:POINT OF
INFORMATION
"By 1872 Lagos was a cosmopolitan trading
center with a population of over 60,000
people.Colonial Lagos developed into a busy,
cosmopolitan port, with an architecture that
blended Victorian and Brazilian styles.The
Brazilian element was imparted by skilled
builders and masons who had returned from
Brazil Th.e black elite was composed of English-
speaking "Saros" from Sierra Leone and other
emancipated slaves who had been repatriated
from Brazil and Cuba.By 1872 the population of
the colony was over 60,000, of whom less than
100 were of European
origin.
In 1876 imports were valued at £476,813 and
exports at £619,260. Telephone links with Britain
were established by 1886, and electric street
lighting in 1898.In August 1896, Charles Joseph
George and G.W. Neville,both merchants and
both unofficial members of the Legislative
Council, presented a petition urging construction
of the railway terminus on Lagos Island rather
than at Ido, and also asking for the railway to
be extended to Abeokuta. Lagos history is rich in
Yoruba tradition,trade and
commerce,infrastructural development and
cosmopolitanism." -EXTRACTED
With the little facts above, I would like to
educate some illiterates making stupid
assumption from blind sentiments that they
developed Lagos.
Lagosians had telephone presence in 1886, Itu
and Calabar got connected to Telephone in
1923, while between 1946 and 1952, a three-
channel line carrier system was commissioned
between Lagos and Ibadan and was later
extended to Oshogbo, Kaduna, Kano, Benin, and
Enugu. Communication technology is a major
signifier of civilizations and if Lagosians were
already making telephone calls more than 70
years before your daddies, where then did you
get the warped idea that you came to develop
Lagos?
By 1856 Cable and Wireless Company of the UK
had commissioned a submarine cable link
between Lagos and London and In 1851 a post
office was established in Lagos; all these before
of the emergence of Nigeria as an amalgamated
country. If I may ask again, where did the
stupid idea that Igbo developed Lagos came
from? Or that Lagos was developed with
Nigeria's money when Lagos was not even part
of Nigeria until 1914.
I always feel embarrassed anytime I read and
hear even so-called educated people from the
East making these stupid assertions.
The first Yoruba lawyer Christopher Alexander
Sapara Williams was called to the English Bar in
1879 whilst the first Igbo lawyer, Sir Louis
Mbanefo, was called to the English bar in 1937.
Again the first Yoruba medical practitioner, Dr.
Nathaniel King, graduated in 1875 from the
University of Edinburgh whilst the first Igbo
medical practitioner, Dr. Akannu Ibiam,
graduated from another Scottish University in
1935. Again I ask, where did the ignorant
hypothesis of the backward Yoruba race who
needed development by the superior Igbo race
come from? For the sake of our generation and
posterity we need to teach factual history and
not just cook up some cock and bull ego-centric
concoctions as facts. The attitude of recycling
long tales steeped in empty arrogance should be
discarded before you miseducate your kids with
fictions.
Awolowo will continue to be the Yoruba hero not
because of blind followership but because he
gave his people the system of free education,
free healthcare and he introduced Television to
the Yoruba; making Yorubaland the first region
to have a TV station in Africa all done with
revenues from Cocoa. It is crass ignorance and
naked buffonery to claim Lagos was built with
Nigeria's money. In addition, where did the
foolish idea that the Igbo brought civilization to
Lagos and Yoruba-land come from?
The aim of this post is not to deride any tribe
but to correct the dangerous misinformation
trending among some Igbo youths and common
in their narratives that Lagos is a no-man's land
and that their fathers built and develop Lagos.
Your forebears came to Yoruba-land like every
other settlers and we appreciate their
contributions but the stupid claim that Igbo built
and develop Lagos is a gross display of stupidity
because Lagos was already developed before
your forebears came here from their villages
and towns.
The first storey building in Nigeria was built in
Marina, Badagry in 1845, long before some of
hinterland people gave up the idea of conical
mud houses with thatched roofs which some
boastfully called 'ancient mansions.' How can
you now claim your grand-sires developed
Lagos? Please if you are one of those spreading
the fiction, I expect you to desist from self-
delusion and collective amnesia forthwith.
The first Igbo alphabet-character set and Igbo
primer (Isoama-Ibo) was published by Bishop
Samuel Ajayi Crowther (a yoruba man from
Osogun) in 1857. How can you now claim
superiority over the Yoruba race and even
carelessly affirm that your forebears should be
thanked for bringing enlightenment to Yoruba
Land?
While I do not see all these achievements as a
sign of Yoruba superiority over the Igbo or any
other tribe for I do not believe in racial
superiority; I will also not tolerate any attempt
by bigots who stoke ethnic hatred through
incitement and arrogant claims of superiority
over others.

..baba ur head dey dia.kip enlighten Nigerians.me lik history sha bt na science class I end up.

Goldenrichard:
She borrow d white long sleeve?

..no..she hire am.

LionDeLeo:
Ohafia, Abia?

I thought they are are all rich living in mansions.

..guy one day ur turn go cum oooo.nobdy knws ao he or she will end.laff well.till den.

she asked dat,will I drink water?

PiccoloBrunelli:
So guys....basically I need ya epp. The two interviews have been slated for tomorrow Friday 21st April 2017. One is by 8:30. The other is by 9:00. I can't afford to turn down any because I dunno which one will "cut my slip". Please Please Please.....I implore every Think Tank, Braniac, Genius, HR Personnel, Admin Managers and any member of the Nigerian senate to come to my aid: HOW DO I ATTEND BOTH!!!

Moderators help my matter.

..op!!..op!!!..op!!!..ao many times I call u?..I don tell u to bf say boun GNLD interview and take d oda wan wey personal assistant interview..ok..I don yan u o

PiccoloBrunelli:
So guys....basically I need ya epp. The two interviews have been slated for tomorrow Friday 21st April 2017. One is by 8:30. The other is by 9:00. I can't afford to turn down any because I dunno which one will "cut my slip". Please Please Please.....I implore every Think Tank, Braniac, Genius, HR Personnel, Admin Managers and any member of the Nigerian senate to come to my aid: HOW DO I ATTEND BOTH!!!

Moderators help my matter.

..op!!..op!!!..op!!!..ao many times I call u?..I don tell u to bf say boun GNLD interview and take d oda wan wey personal assistant interview..ok..I don yan u o..

ayamAgenius:
Try honesty...

This might sound like a queer advise but it's worth giving a shot...

Dear Interviewer,
I get interview for 8:30am. So your 9:30am no fit work for me. Abeg you go fit shift your own enter 12noon or make we do am ontop phone?

Yours truthfully,
Akpos

If you have got what they need, based on what you have on your resume, they'd give in.

..laff in mudafucker...hahaha

Lakebeyin:
9ICE

..9ice ko gongo so ni..lol

abeg am mre interested in d nama ova dia cos suya meat don sure wit cold beer....

ggoldmine:
what if you don't have a current job?

... ..den u write am just sitting dwn at home doing nothing dia.hahaha..na joke o

sarrki:
Story

Why not the Abuja home

Stage managed assassination to draw sympathy

..guy dey try use ur brain na..abi u no get ni

Billyonaire:
Break up with her and find someone who does not have trauma.

..guy maka y..u bad gan ooo.Hehehe

Paulpaulpaul:
See this one, a girl wants to remain your friend and you are still confessing one yeye love. Start treating her as your girl jare.


When you walk,hold her hand; crack jokes and when she laughs, touch her cheeks; play-play hold her waist while walking side-by-side on the street. Treat her as your girl in the presence of her friends.

She will either get mad and go or get confused and stay. Girls are too emotional. Don't introduce se.x now.
Get into her head like tumol, call her like your father have share in MTN. Don't give her moneys ooo but you can take her out.


Na so Life be, most girls don't like gentle people like us but we can also be bad for what we want

..I dey hail ooo professor in womanology abi na chop nd clean mouth United

in fela's voice#zombie ooooo zombie#yeye rolling pple kawai

abeg oooo,kunu ati zobo ti take ova joor...no time

Joavid:
Stop taking soft drinks, una no go hear!

make your natural fruit juice at home and drink! much more healthier and tasty.

or just drink water.

..no b all of us get time nd moni to do fruit juice at home.

fixedhollies:
This Amnesty international dey smoke weed! Well....Nigeria prisons condition in itself is a death sentence.

..guy u don stay d prison bf ba...cos d way u yan am,u r tuking frm experience....

op...try get sense na....u c death nd u still dey ask pple make I go die ..abeg pack well..nxt story joor...abasha iranu.