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Nairaland / General / Lubricant For Toothpaste by Bote3000(m): 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2022
Who ever says school or education na scam!!! Should really try ignorance, so i visited my brother in benin for the weekend, while i was there i needed to brush my teeth, i began looking for toothpaste as i couldn't find any in his bathroom, after almost 45mins of vigorously searching i found this! � long story short what would have happened if i wasn't education� i would have brushed my teeth with lubricant

Family / Re: My Father Always Swears For Us His Children by Bote3000(m): 1:24pm On Dec 30, 2021
For a pain you haven't experienced I think it's you be quiet
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I don't know which is easier to spot; a cum soaked panty, a person with a body odour or a child who has been brought up by an evil mom not to see any good in their father.

The fact that the first paragraph of your woe tale defends your mom and aims to minimize her influence on you betrays her.

I have seen plenty of your kind, fortunately for me, some of these scums are in my family, so that affords me the privilege of sniffing out the influence of long-time, manipulations momipulations once they start to complain.

The truth is,
No father is totally good, neither is there any who is totally bad. Some dads are write-offs no doubt, but it only takes a write-off of a child to write to the world of their own dad as a write-off even when pointers tell otherwise.

Some of our moms are horrible cooks, but how many times do we tell our friends that our mom's cooking was the reason most of us spent our growing years in hospitals?

It's one thing to have a brain and another to have a discerning brain.

From what I deduce,
Your dad is apparently an upright man, who would not side evil irrespective of who commits it so it's strange to your mom that he'd take sides with strangers rather than support the wrongs of his kids.

I also see you expect your dad to pick fights with people because your quarrelsome mom isn't cool with them. That's whack, infantile and shows how much you think like your mom.

The fact that he appreciates very little gifts from strangers shows he is appreciative too.

In my early twenties, I wasn't living in the family house playing referee while my parents fought, I already had a good job, a decent car and getting my preek wet most of the time in preparation for marriage.
So I relate to your dad's disappointment.

It is only unfortunate that his kids are not living up to his expectations and he is reminded of this each time he sees other kids who are and ends up voicing out his unfulfillment.

That's one of his flaws but the fact that you are alive is a testament that he was good enough to ejaculate into your mom's hollow chamber rather than allow her die childless.

I have now come to learn that the worst thing that can happen to a man is not to have a wife who spreads her legs for any Thumb, Preek and Harry but the worst thing that can happen to a man is to have a wife who spreads his flaws to not just any Tom, Dick and Harry but also to his kids.

But if you've concluded that your father is as useless as your mom has made you believe he is. Help her become a widow so you can marry her and make her taste what true love is or you can continue to hate him with every blood in your vein; but that won't stop him from being your father. Would it?

Till then, wait till you become a father with bunch of useless kids who have been completely turned against you by their troublesome mom and let's see if you won't make your dad look like a learner at cursing.

Mkpi Awada.

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Romance / Who's The Dummy? by Bote3000(m): 7:21am On Sep 27, 2021
Hi guys Good morning So I'm here with an issues I need your "SAY" on


So me and my friend met our girlfriends at around the same time, about a year into our relationship my friend buys his girl a phone worth 500,000 naira she is happy and all excited and the same tine I opened a shop for my girl worth 500,000 a year later I got dumped while my friend still waxing strong with his girl, over the weekend while enjoying guys night out with booze and other chills our issue comes up and I'm considered a dummy for opening a shop for my ex, curiosity? am I trully the dummy??

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Romance / Virgin Till Wedding Night by Bote3000(m): 8:16pm On Sep 09, 2021
If you have the slighted idea of how may Dicks girls who keep there virginity till marriage have sucked. Even a born LovePeddler can't measure up to that mouth count. #weallsinners
Crime / R.I.P Mama PUT Bachelors by Bote3000(m): 4:42pm On Sep 05, 2021
Sincerely with the current cost of tomato these days, all I can say to my fellow bachelors who patronize MAMA PUT..... I just wan let una know say na RED INK una take they chop RICE
Agriculture / Poultry Farming In Portharcourt by Bote3000(m): 6:07pm On Jul 13, 2021
Who would like a poultry collaboration in portharcourt
Romance / Re: Which Is Better For A Man? by Bote3000(m): 6:42am On Dec 01, 2020
Honestly my G it's the best let's not deceive ourselves
Romance / Re: Which Is Better For A Man? by Bote3000(m): 6:42am On Dec 01, 2020
Honestly my G it's the best let's not deceive ourselve
Romance / Which Is Better For A Man? by Bote3000(m): 6:27am On Dec 01, 2020
I would like to know which or these type of women is best for a man to have in his life...

Case1: The woman is loving and caring and is always comfortable with whatever the man brings home in this case there will almost always be enough to eat pay bills and live a normal life with some glitches she won't argue she will succumb to every request the man makes weather bad or good, all she will want is just to have the man home always because she is in love she doesn't push him to strive from more or even a chance to see the world outside the current space they living in as she will term these things as vanity.


Case2: the woman who is loving and caring but wants more... Wants a better meal a better car a better house she wants to live with the flow of technology not necessarily a very fast pace she is angry when the man is lazy she likes the new car car the next door neighbour got she wants jewels she want her kids in the best school she wants her husband to smart she wants the good things in life ,her happiness sincerely comes out when she gets gift from her man. she not contented with litle things she pushes the man to do more .

Question: is the case2 woman a greedy person or are men just too blind to see that that's what life really should be or would they say my wife they stress me ?

Is case1 the best option a man can ask for
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by Bote3000(m): 10:42pm On Nov 28, 2020
You cannot kill what is already dead .
Romance / Re: Girls Above 30 Years Are Good In Relationships by Bote3000(m): 5:17pm On Nov 28, 2020
Please any lady 30 and above I'll love a date with if you reside in ph

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts A Journalist In Calabar During Press Conference (Video) by Bote3000(m): 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Fani Kayode feeling himself lately grin grin
honestly
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s 'Twice As Tall' Hits No 1 In 14 Countries In Less Than 48Hrs by Bote3000(m): 8:04am On Aug 16, 2020
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy's African Giant Vs Twice As Tall by Bote3000(m): 12:26pm On Aug 14, 2020
Rashdimuh:
Puff daddy and Snoop dog won't stay up for nothing. Puff daddy hype the album pass Burna
different times zone he wasnt up all night.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy's African Giant Vs Twice As Tall by Bote3000(m): 9:01am On Aug 14, 2020
sweettease:
Give it time. Maybe it is like 2Face's songs, it grows on you and then you just cant get enough, strange that I dont recall any of 2Face's song I really liked the first time I heard it(there is probably one or more but I dont recall). Is it just me?
its starting to slap a little ive put the one with stormy on repeat so i guess before 6pm ill love it.
Music/Radio / Burna Boy's African Giant Vs Twice As Tall by Bote3000(m): 8:12am On Aug 14, 2020
I am an undiluted die hard core burna boy fan today and tomorrow..but to be honest i stayed up to stream the new album "Twice as tall" right now its almost 8:30 and its yet to slap as African GIANT did to me ...is it safe to say DIDDY'S role as excutive director in a genre of music he knows nothing about was wrong.. or should we wait to let it slap like the davido's effect ( Day break ogbonor na e sweet pass) or am i expecting too much from ODOGWU??... well if this gets a Grammy e go be say this life na Man know Man... AFRICAN GAINT wins this one for me. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Investment / Re: MBA Forex Changes Maturity by Bote3000(m): 6:54am On Aug 13, 2020
saajus:
You people will never learn
whats the gain in no risk taking.

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Investment / Re: MBA Forex Changes Maturity by Bote3000(m): 6:52am On Aug 13, 2020
SocialJustice:
This scheme will eventually repeat what Mavro did to people. Some are still repaying debts to this day.
ok.

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Investment / MBA Forex Changes Maturity by Bote3000(m): 10:35am On Aug 11, 2020
I am at the MBA forex office in portharcourt right now and ive been told that the maturity date has been moved from 6months to 12month..i need to know if this is still safe

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Jokes Etc / Bbn Rat Versus Bole Woman by Bote3000(m): 11:22am On Aug 07, 2020
I just heard the rat we saw in bbn came in with laycon's bag� and also why has lucy been avoiding plantain since she got into the house
Family / Re: Should We Let Our Children Experience Failure by Bote3000(m): 2:42pm On Aug 06, 2020
You are taking too far..we where not poor nor in poverty we went to good school but not as expensive as they did.but out parents let us play around ... no girl child girl got pregnant it was an estate not a slum
Family / Should We Let Our Children Experience Failure by Bote3000(m): 9:16am On Aug 06, 2020
Life is not designed to be fair.. i knew a family in my area growing up...very educated set people, nice cars,nice house well dressed and the envy of all family around. the kids went to best private school in town which was jam packed with the "AJEBOR KIDS" hence we area boy (not agberos) where forbidden to talk to them by their parents who saw us as good for nothing... they have a public tap poking out the fence that was almost as high as the walls of china... hence every morning and evening we would gather there fetching water to out various home...that then, was the only time we area kids saw these AJEBOR children as either the dad or mum was taking or bringing them back from school... we kids played all kinds of play from police and thief to tire convoy ride and even jean to jean sex (dry humping) luckily no one got pregnant.. smoking paper etc just teenagers being what we are... but one thing for sure we was 1000% street smart it was where we grew absolutely nothing was knew to us we know who hates us we know we really likes us during these our playing times this AJEBOR will come out the balcony watching us play street football.. we couldn't tell if they mocked us or where really intrested in playing but are too scared of they parents... fast forward 20 years later almost all of us street kids are in business some abraod and all doing well in our various endeavors...when we come home for Christmas its a carnival as we are successfully... i asked about the big man's children... i was told some are drug addicts as the dad died and the gates of freedom was thrown to them the only girl has kids with 3 different men...in Essence education is cool but we should understand that the school education is nothing without the street education as it takes positive and negative to produce light.. failure in a small scale should be advocated in our children's bring up so they know and can understand the aftermath of this at a young age. and not at an old age when almost all hope is gone and mistakes about life are not so little anymore....let your kids into the street under your watchful eye correcting every mistakes so they know Good an Bad..dont keep them like dogs who only are let loose at night and get very confused during the daylight.. If im wrong tell me.
Religion / My Experience With A Church Staff by Bote3000(m): 1:13pm On Jul 21, 2020
I attend a very popular church in portharcourt,not a very frequent member but im usually excited to hear the man of God speak ,whenever he does.as i believe he has been called by God..my story starts from last Saturday when i chatted one of my church member who stays in my compound and is also in charge of the cell fellowship that goes on in the same compound an same individual is a full time staff of one of the subsidiaries of the church so basically she is a full pledge member in the ministry and officially.. i told her I'd like to join her car( soon to get ny own car) to worship at the headquarters since ive never been there since my living in PHC...she agreed and even said i should stay for 2 service and we come back together...next day on getting to the church she tells me please "WE DON'T NEED TO WALK TOGETHER AS PEOPLE IN MY UNIT WILL GOSSIP THAT IM WALKING WITH A MAN AND SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO GET TO HIGHER AUTHORITIES" and i asked what if in a soul you just won she says " THEM NO DEY KNOW THAT ONE OOH EVEN LAST WEEK SEF THEM GO REPORT ME SAY I DEY SLEEP WITH ONE MAN".... my mind racing if a sincere request to join the car has made her see me "less less " as warri people will say .or she doesn't want to be seen with me as she probably has an intending man in church ill understand but if she was actually honest about what she said... then seriously we have a long way to Go.

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Nairaland / General / My Experience With A Church Staff by Bote3000(m): 12:56pm On Jul 21, 2020
I attend a very popular church in portharcourt,not a very frequent member but im usually excited to hear the man of God speak ,whenever he does.as i believe he has been called by God..my story starts from last Saturday when i chatted one of my church member who stays in my compound and is also in charge of the cell fellowship that goes on in the same compound an same individual is a full time staff of one of the subsidiaries of the church so basically she is a full pledge member in the ministry and officially.. i told her I'd like to join her car( soon to get ny own car) to worship at the headquarters since ive never been there since my living in PHC...she agreed and even said i should stay for 2 service and we come back together...next day on getting to the church she tells me please "WE DON'T NEED TO WALK TOGETHER AS PEOPLE IN MY UNIT WILL GOSSIP THAT IM WALKING WITH A MAN AND SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO GET TO HIGHER AUTHORITIES" and i asked what if in a soul you just won she says " THEM NO DEY KNOW THAT ONE OOH EVEN LAST WEEK SEF THEM GO REPORT ME SAY I DEY SLEEP WITH ONE MAN".... my mind racing if a sincere request to join the car has made her see me "less less " as warri people will say .or she doesn't want to be seen with me as she probably has an intending man in church ill understand but if she was actually honest about what she said... then seriously we have a long way to Go.
Health / Panic Attacks And Its Opposite Veiws by Bote3000(m): 5:01am On May 30, 2019
Have you ever noticed your heart beat so fast,your breath becoming short,your legs all jelly like they cant sustain your body weight,sometimes the numb feels on your hand and at this junction you feel like you are about to die...well folks you are probably having a panic attack.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: National Hospital, Abuja Recruitment 2017. See Vacancies & Apply by Bote3000(m): 7:23am On Jan 21, 2017
Abdullateeflawal:
I studied madggggggg

rketing, can i apply??

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