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cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

Proove it darling. Woo me

deb303:
lolx...the hustle is real bro

Darling am no longer Gay. Can I have sex with you instead of your boyfriend just to prove am for real? I will pay for it

deb303:
hello nairalanders...guys can you wash your girlfriend's undies? I mean if she can wash your boxers why can't you wash her undies...what are your opinions?

May I sex you twice a two month. I ain't gay no more. Cross my heart

deb303:
davido must be going through hard times..guess someone is trying to stain his and that of his dad reputation..becareful Dave. not everybody is happy about your success

Can I sex you twice a two month. I ain't gay no more. Cross my heart

I am no longer Gay. Yay. Where the ladies at?

Jared77:
I was prompted to open this thread after witnessing on many accounts, the most recent one being DeadRat's thread, how guys in this section of NL have religiously taken to assickling the ladies so much so that there's almost nothing left of manhood.

You see guys sucking up to ladies in all kinds of perverse and indecent manner, ranging from labelling below average girls beautiful, to rushing to support them with lightspeed whenever an argument occurs, sparing no thought for manhood.

What could be wrong? Are the guys so sex-starved they can barely spare a second to think the instant they see a female moniker? Are they so lacking in self-esteem? I am not understanding.

Little wonder the ladies are so rude and dish out insults on slightest provocation.

This is because they have lost respect for the men here as they themselves have shown that they are at par with street dogs in civilisation. No

It's a pity that dignity has been dumped inside the bin in exchange for a paltry few minutes of online sexual gratification.

Which way nairaland?

Hi boo you have a boyfriend?

ScotFree:
Can some girl here please Ra*pe this Nigga. So he'd get a taste of what he's missing.

Boo boo you like ice cream but dislike diks in your mouth? Boo boo why are you so Aggressive and how old r ya? Serriosly. You can't suck diks.

ScotFree:
I love Pu*sy!!! Now leave

Sucking diks is simply mouth excercise my dear so please relax. boo boo, Would you suck dik in return for a brand new shoe?

ScotFree:
May Amadioha deactivate that pipe you use on people's son.

You didn't see me here. No No No

Boo am confused., you don't like sucking diks or you don't like taking dik? Why? Boo do you or don't you suck diks.

ScotFree:
How much last?

Hi boo. Can i buy you flower's in return for a kiss?

Onyejemechimere:
One of the tragic news that hit the net this week, was the death of Tagbo Umeike a friend of Nigerian popstar, Davido!

Tagbo was alleged to have died after drinking several shots of tequila during a night out with friends in Lagos.

However, Tagbo’s friend and actress, Caroline Danjuma, accused Davido and his team of dumping Tagbo’s body at a general hospital in Lagos Island and fled.

In the wake of several conflicting reports on the incident, Sunday Scoop spoke with Tagbo’s immediate elder sister, Equi Arakada, who is based in the United Kingdom.

She was badly shaken and it was clear to see that the sad incident was causing her great grief.


Continuing, she said,





However, Davido and his team have refused to make any comment on the matter. When we put a call through to Davido’s manager, Asa Asika, he said, “We don’t have any comment on this matter; there is nothing to say.”

Meanwhile, the police have also confirmed that the autopsy would be carried out on Monday.

http://www.lailasblog.com/davido-yet-reach-us-tagbos-autopsy-monday-sister/

The family is looking for money. Foolish people

jamarifox:
I have a dream that JackSparr0w1207 will finally say yes to you







Oloribuku faqqit

Thanks babes. Jacksparr0w1207 will have my baby

That one day, men shall be able to wear miniskirt's and women should back off and leave our men alone. That's the dream y'all

deb303:
pheeewwww...not only in 9ja

Boo boo, may I have sex with your boyfriend for cash in return? He would love it & You will benefit, I think.

UyiIredia:
Even if the guy has no money would you date him? No be marry o, just date.

Yes

willidaine:
Jack bikonu answer your call na

Boo do y'all know his whereabout?

phintohlar:
you love male anus?? You be.....?

Boo, we could have sex: i, you and your boyfriend. You focus on your boyfriend while I focus on him from behind. Boo, may we arrange this?

phintohlar:
When kissing a girl, where should your hand be..
No insult please..

Boo, I love male anus

madamGift:
I dont have one.

Boo find one so we can both sleep with him

madamGift:

Can I meet your boyfriend?

allyguy:
I want a responsible pretty lady for a serious relationship between the age(s) of 21 to 26years within Lagos. PLS Muslim Lady only ,whatsapp no 08162446349

Hi

DONORJIR:
Look at the picture and complete the sentence, ALL MEN ARE______

Clearly we don't need women

HumanistMike:
My dick is curved. I'm not happy. Sometimes I wonder how it will look straight

Help.

Bring it here sir

cristianisraeli:
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Boo. Igbo men like jackspar0w1207 have firm butthole. I enjoy them

Dik dik dik. Great tool. Yay

blackbeau1:
Innovative . Creative. Fantastic

Darlin. Please can your boyfriend suck dik good?

Allwell1991:
That's just it...

Hi boo. Please do you suck dik good?