₦airaland Forum

izaray:
Let me call sombori that is lomantic and jealous

Lefulefu pls come oh

Adonbilivit!!!

Headlesschicken:
One that can chain u to a door post, just to slap some senses into yuh head.... They r everywhere ,she doesn't need to search too far....

Hm, I don`t think she meant a violent man. Just a jealous or possessive one.

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahahaha...if she wants, OP plz contact me..i got some spares oooo. These type of men are suicidal too

All of them? This should reset her brain!
I hope

bigbash619:
i am jealous reading this post

Lol, why are you jealous reading the post? What is making you jealous?

izaray:
Your friend is looking for a jealous man to date Interesting, but how about getting married to one, for a better understanding of who a jealous man is

She actually longs to marry one!

elyna:
she never see anything

Sis, I beg share something.
I told her not to worry, that I`d table her matter somewhere

kennygee:
Nope. I am in the NASS

Your excellency , good afternoon.

predmine20:
Who says virgins no go make heaven,that one na mumu talk.

Virginity is never overrated and can never be,all you non-virgins should come to terms with reality and stop pulling wool over your eyes.

We virgins(the holy ones) didn't force you guys to lose your virginity on the altar of pleasure so why are you guys atagonizing we virgins.

Abi e dey pain una because we no be like una.

Enough of this childish tantrums and nitwitism from you guys a.k.a second hand.

We won't tolerate and allow this nonsense talks about been a virgin na waste of time to fester any longer.

All non-virgins that are fond of insulting virgins can go to hell and burn to ashes for all we care because we can never ever condescend to your levels of living that immoral and shameless lives you are all living in the guise of been a secondary virgin

You non-virgins should deal with it.
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Don`t listen to their insults o. Hope you came prepared though.

kennygee:
I heard they were not allowed to take it out, they came in with guns sha.

Okay but how did you hear? By TV?

kennygee:
The mace has been retrieved o

Babes, true?

Wow. Seems like good news in my ears

It is my friend o

Jealous men; she says she likes them and thinks they are cute. She says she has never dated one and would love to date one.
She thinks having someone super obsessed about you is super cute and romantic
Why would they be that way if not out of love for you?
She says she has not felt true love yet "talkless" having an obsessed lover. She is hopelessly longing for one.

handsome dude.

Euouae:
8months to go and still searching for Miss right?

Sigh...

8 months of..?

Texrec:
The truth is that I can't even focus these days. Even when I try to get on my knees and pray,all I think about is my problem and I will end up just saying our Lords prayer.

Please PLEASE what ever you do, never go to MFM. Never!!!

Texrec:
Sir, I never told you I don't pick his calls. I said sometimes I just feel like ignoring his calls. I imagine you asked somebody for sometime like yesterday and the person still called you back today to ask you for his money. How possible is it for me to raise that cash within few hours?.

What you`re going through right now in the hand of your friend is what your friend is going through. He needsthe money as bad a you need it.
You need to pray.

Texrec:
This is exactly my fear. Anything can happen in this country and I'm aware of that.

Why not be the first to go to the police station?

Texrec:
The total money was 1.3m. I had to give him my rent of 350k just to calm him down after I have discussed everything with my landlord. The balance is now 950k .My landlord agreed to give me sometimes (4 months to raise his rent) since I have never owed him before. I have no other source to raise the money and all the projects I have at hand are yet to pay off. So what else should I do please?

Pray.
Ask Jesus and wait....
HE`d lead you on to the way out.
I say again, pray.
Lock yourself in your closet and honour HIM and weep your eyes out from your heart.
When we call on HIM, HE answers.
Pray.

Haba! But
-the two men are not the same!
-the slice on the ear is not proportionate to the one on the bed!

IgbosAreOsus:
oh


Are this not the toilet couples?



Who edited bambam's face like this?


Where did all the krawkraw wey dey her face??

You again?

Silverstars:
Lol I'm just here for the comments

Hahaha I don`t watch the show o

hadjipapiey:
Officially churched into the toilet �

Lool...be serious now!

realmindz:
Who Else Has Noticed This About The 100 Naira Denomination In Circulation?

100 naira notes in circulation are mutilated and worn out. Secondly, pick any new 100 note and check the year of production, it is 2014. You can try it out, just check and surprisingly the year on it will be 2014.

Pls who can explain what is going on?

Help me screen-munch and tweet this to giditraffic, it is perpetrated at the toll gates in Lagos. They steal it from the Naira notes that ought to be burnt by CBN and distribute it at the toll gates. Drivers can hardly refuse them. So, stolen defective cash sffectively distributed to the unsuspecting public!

selflessmaya:
i actually understand what the dude is trying to say, most nigerians in diaspora only "claim rich" cos they earn in foreign currency, so, in nigeria, they are rich but where they earn & stay, they're below or exactly middle class. this is cos most diaspora countries do not encourage entrepreneurship in nigerians, the prevailing class are the civil servants who work for a salary, they make their salary, get by and send money home to maybe try and build house in their hometown or for commercial rent somewhere.
malaysia, china, dubai etc(asian & middle eastern countries) are the regions where many nigerians go to and can start up their own thing and become tycoons if that makes sense. they can actually live lavish home & abroad. import export headquaters for everything coming into nigeria is mostly asia(human hair, clothes, electronics) niqqas who hammer can hammer better in asia.
in terms of development and oyiboness, australia is ahead of malaysia but in terms of self-driven success by regions, nigerians in malaysia china japan qatar & dubai have more bread-making opportunities and are mostly richer, take it or leave it. whether what they're doing there is pure or not is irrelevant to this discussion, the fact is that europe & australia are not places for hustlers, just those who want the obodo oyibo experience, want to leave naija and want to earn in euros or pounds.
canada & the US are the "safe" countries, in the sense that hustlers can thrive there and civil workers are there in numbers. making it there is easier than say UK or australia or new zealand, u can almost only excel as a civil servant in these 3 places & the pay is not as crazy as nigerians think plus they still pay bills in oyibo currency, so, they're making it and they're giving it mostly back.



@OP pls respect yourself, this thread is an embarrassment, stop embarrassing yourself, the quest hotel u posted for a so-called "first class" experience is quest apartment hotel in south wales australia with going rate of $120 per night which is N40k in naira and that is nothing compared to the cost of hotels in high end ABJ or LAG and niqqas drop money there day in day out and they dont feel it sef. now, for a person earning in Aus$ . .. $120 should be nothing if you're making big bucks!!!
and nigerians are so easy to fool, take pics of a tiny hotel bed that looks 3 star at most and photos of yankee streets and they'll believe anything.
as for babes, ppl who have lived in oyibo land will verify that to take photo with white girls is easier than ABC, just go to a club on friday and buy them drinks and about 6 chicks will rally around u, peck u, flash b00obs and take 1 million pics of fun times but it ends there, they're not going anywhere with u and many ppl know this, except if u go to tacky areas, then you're broke and the ugly fatties will follow u home. u want to show u're this crooner playboy u claim u are, the only proof is to floss your toys, but you're posting pics u took at the fvcking subway, taking pics of hotel rooms when u could have flossed your high-rise apartment. if u are living the legal hushpuppi life, it would show, only ppl who are poor and resident in nigeria and not very well off to travel will fall for this mess.
you're not accustomed to the good life OP and it shows, this is new to u and it went straight to your head and it isnt even all that, calm down! yes, even if u are washing toilets in yankee, niqqas will still be on your case to see if you can help them get to that side and girls will still gas u up for the same reason, all na wash and it's inherent human selfishness, they're going after their own gain.
and no ffs OP, australia has always been a civilized place to stay but no one in UK or US wants to move to australia, it's a dead end, it's cut off from all the others and far AF, ppl in australia wish to get green card and migrate to where life is happening.
i think most nigerians who are not well-traveled do not understand how common & cheap basic things are outside nigeria, for example we know how cheap electricity, internet and other basic things are outside compared to naija, same with life in general, that is why an uber driver in germany can go to low class german restaurants and take pics and it will look like they're balling because low class in germany gets basic things and the restaurant will still look posh-ish compared to what counts as a low class restaurant in naija.
i'm making this long post because i know desperation is ugly, i dont want some unfortunate boys & girls to go embarass themselves or put up with humiliation cos they think u can give them a come up, real ballers OP show off a lot but refuse to be reached, they are used to ppl asking them and they are tired, yet here u are on nairaland asking to be messaged, trying to tease ppl with bare minimum to have your ego stroked wtf.
no one is saying you're not getting laid in aussie, i'm just saying that the average guy in 3rd yr in uniport who is fine boy-ish and has an ugly car is getting more pussy than u, so in terms of playboy-ness, u're not even there. on top of that, u dont have that insane yankee cash and it shows. acting like u never have anything good. for god's sake, AUSTRALIA IS BORING AF, i have been there many times and i couldnt wait to get the hell out, it has no social life, evrything is just meh, compared to MIAMI, LAS VEGAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, even annoying TORONTO and rainy boring LONDON is better than the most happening place in aussie and for u to brag about flexing in SYDNEY, my guy u really havent been around much.
this is a feel good thread u made cos of whatever u're going thru at the moment to remind yourself that no matter what you're better off cos you're in obodo oyibo. stop it! it's embarrassing..
yes this is very long and i wrote it very long cos i can imagine the type of person this is, ppl who DM him will humiliate the hell out of themselves for his pleasure cos that's just what he wants to have his ass kissed for bare minimum. it's ok if someone wants to share his everyday life in yankee, i can understand that, some dude did his own for going to study in russia and it was like a journal or so, no one was expecting him to floss and post a ferrari, just a life diary, he even posted his snap, no one judged him. but this one is out here with an aggrandized title and nothing to show for it. a very sub-conscious pepper dem gang mentality going on in his lil mind and he has nothing to show for it, OP effizzy is easy to prove, show us pics of the trips u take, your rides, your crib, girls chilling with u in exotic locations with indisputable proof that you're the one, u dont even need to show face. for all we know u might be a hotel staff who makes beds. who does this niqqa think he's talking to? it's shocking how little some ppl think of nigerians, like a meal of french fries is supposed to impress?? fix it jesus!


i didnt even read all the pages before i commented cos OP was too cringe but now that i have gone thru it, we have some really sharp ppl on NL, HERE ARE SOME SMART PPL ON THIS THREAD WHO CAUGHT UP TO OP'S NONSENSE FAST AND CALLED HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY:

Weldone bro, I`m sure you`ve saved a lot of people their breadth.
I haven`t been to Australia but i did feel a little embarrassed reading through the thread.
In fairness to the OP, he did mention that he was bored.
And when you`re bored what do you do most times..? Come to Nairaland of course.

ipobarecriminals:
no space. I kuku trust my wife sha. ?I don't entertain visitors especially stranger in my house.I don't even go up/down looking for who to visit.Akoba adaba, olorun maje k'ari .I nor get strength for police case/settlement

I really like your style.

ipobarecriminals:
one reason[b] i dnt invite peepz into my house[/b]..May we not jam police case

Lol but I hope they can visit though?

Ezkid:
Well as an African I believe it's disrespectful and rude to diss or called out my mom for her unhealthy attitudes but I think its high time I make it public so people who has witnessed or experience such can give to me a valuable advice.

My mom was once a successful hair dresser and she was the breadwinner of our family until she became born again, she abruptly stopped plating hair for her customers based on what she tagged "unbiblical" She basically affirmed that she'll never touch attachments and synthetic hair again in her life and ever since then things hasn't been going smoothly again.

My Dad now has got a Rick Ross fatlike woman as a second wife and I think the whole situations has taken its toll on my mom's mental health, she's literally cut herself off from the outside world and everything always mean something extra terrestrial to her.

My Mom would see a gecko on the wall and believe it was sent from hell to drag her to the underground, We always packed from one apartment to the other thanks to her intolerance toward other people. Omg! She'll always find faults with her co tenants, everybody is either a witch or a spy from the underworld.

There's one thing she did that convinced me she's struggling from mental instability, we packed out from one house to a flat like apartment, do u believe my mom went back there and packed the huge rocks we used to make fire? She tagged them as her property which can never be left behind, she'll play with u today only to become unresponsive when u greet her tomorrow, she stopped her work almost 20 years ago and ever since then has become a liability on my dad and a burden on us the children, it disgusts me to feed her with my hard earned money when she's hale and healthy, she's the reason my dad was unable to send me to the university because the burden is too much on him.

What I find ridiculous about her is her mindset, her mind was wired to believe we owed her a living when in reality it's the opposite, when my dad is unable to send money she'll become so tensed and angry, its so annoying how she find it difficult to realize she is the PROBLEM of the family.

Pls I need good advice on what kind of help we the children can seek on her behalf cos its obvious she needs help. Thanks all.

Your Mum attends Mountain of Fire and Miracle?

RadicallyBlunt:
See injustice at its peak. So what happens to the lady for calling her brother-in-law a thief and a drug addict, even though he might not be, since exchanging words in anger can make one say anything.

The brother-in-law did not charge her to court. The woman did.
cc: Promismike, nifemi25, emmylight4u, whatmoreng, prechbills1.

MaziOmenuko:
That is not a 'very easy calculus'.

That thing is a 2nd order differential equation. That thing is too complex for just 5marks. I dont have a problem with the question, it's the 5marks that I find discouraging.

How can someone even attempt that question for just 5marks? That's a standard question that should be one of six questions in an exam that has option of answering just 5 questions meaning that one question should have at least 12marks.

See as you fail come add plenty explanation join. That is an easy Integration, not differentiation. Haba!

MaziOmenuko:
2nd order differential equations involve both differentiation, integration and partial derivatives.

You should be embarrassed at your half-knowledge right now.

The solution to that equation is Integration. Haba!

igbozionism:
but that question hard.if my memory serves me right that is 2nd order differentiation

Haba! Your memory served you so wrong.
That is a very simple integration. Infact very cheap ques.!

kullozone:
This girl's face reminds me of one cartoon about ants I watched years back.

She looks like an ant.

Hahahahaha
The Name is ANTZ and the main character was Zee
lol be nice

Wow, you got to give it to the APC propaganda mercenary!

But Propaganda shall fail this time!