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Benjom:
"Man's inhumanity to animal"
K1, you no try at all. In fact, you'll hear from our lawyers soon!

#AnimalRightsGroup
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Charge horse riders first

Una don start abi? I don't know why we Nigerians can't be so patient... We clamoured for Bubu's presence tru mumu don do, he came down, not quite long, war songs here and there. Competent US and reliable UK dey help us dey deal with hardened criminals wereduwere, una dey shout repatriation as if say una dey sophisticated reach level wey fit prosecute criminals of that realm. If God sef wan judge criminals like dat, He needs to be very careful much more our mumu system. Abeg make them leave am for UK wey she dey o, b4 we go dey hear the story that touches o. Biko nu!

Blue film dey pay sometimes o. Choi!

I don't understand this their business, is it that they steal phone of 70k and sell it for 210k or something? U struggle hard to access a stock of 20k and sell for 5k, didn't they do business study and arithmetic in secondary and primary schools? Let's now assume they want to go in the way of business administration, vis-a-vis Risk Management, were they not taught your risk must be less than profit or equal to, in worst case scenario. When you now risk 7 years or more in the house, how will your biz soar if you come back after your term. Myopic useless yoots.

Nellychinma20:
oohh thanks a lot .
Its the Lord's doing and its marvellous in my sight .

Gbayii! Osuba e re...

O ya DJ Cuppy coman join him

U sure say no be human being o because na so one talk say he kill monkey go dey drink beer, na later dem know say na human being he killed

luckynzo:
Lol. True talk. And the obedience is not even hard. You'll hear

Dad: Segun, take this N100m and deposit it in my account in Diamond Bank. The manager will be waiting for you at the gate. Use the G-Wagon.
Me :Yes Dad.

Dad: Segun, I have a meeting with the Italian Prime Minister in Rome on Monday. I cannot make it to sign the new oil deal in New York. Go and represent me. Take the private jet. I'll fly with Dangote. Reservations have been made for you in the Presidential Suite at The Four Seasons. Take two of my credit cards.
Me: Yes Dad.

It's not possible to be disobedient na

No be lie... Following instructions, soft work. I wish I can be obedient.


BTW, I wish my dad can be giving me such instructions left and right, people will just be seeing me running upandown.

I hear

Toybreezy:
. I feel your pain bro

You can't feel it better than the way I feel yours bro! One love!

PierreDeFermat:
you can start your stand up comedy with this line. with time,you will be as rich or richer than Otedola. Nigerian comedians don't spit better lines than this bro

Thanx bro, for the word of encouragement, I wouldn't mind a partnership with you; better together or twice as nice will be good for the PPP

damola1:
3 gboosa for ya!..

And for youtube...

What a child needs to enjoy his/er father's wealth is just obedience but for a child with lowkey background, no no no... He / she needs words like: endurance, perseverance, resilience, tolerance, persistence, patience, allowance, forbearance, pertinence, humility, tenacity, pertinacity, continuity, doggedness, readiness, awareness, preparedness, controllable, capable, sociable, in fact cable, determination, dedication, discipline, 3Ds, 4Ts,9Ms, SWOT Analysis. SADB, MMM, MTN Cheat, GLO Advantage, Etisalat Awuf; khai small man pikin don suffer. All these for one man and u still want him to think straight? No be here o !

Just the tip and I won't ask for more...

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Gourd always has a fit for rope you know...

No b smar tin

No b lie

Nellychinma20:

You currently have 11 pages, 365 overwhelming comments and whooping 61, 113 views on just one thread on Nairaland, don't you think that is great? It's great my dear! Keep it up.

wildcatter23:
This is more like jamming a rock in numbers

This picture scared a hell out of me... Do you think one can survive that situation without divine intervention? Only you in the empty deep, no helicopter, no ship.

Stew pede

Beta

No one does it better, pls call the person that can handle this post professionally.

[/quote][quote author=chronique post=60600371]I sometimes don't know why you people type like this with this silly abbreviations when it's not like you skipped nursery and primary school. Some years ago, I had an ex who used to chat like this with me and I sort of picked up the bad habit. It stopped after we parted ways cos there was no body to communicate with like that. Today, anytime I see facebook posts I made in the past with such writing pattern, I get really ashamed and embarrassed I actually wrote that... I know it's your life and your choice but trust me, it doesn't sell you a good image to someone who is reading you for the first time. Makes it look like you have a bad command/use of English and also makes it look like you're local.

Please, I'm not trying to insult you or anything of such.

Englishman, u r sighted.

Nawa 4 men sha, logically, did post is supposed to be donated by 'Fs' but right now that am typing, 'Ms' have it. Over 200 Ms against just 5 Fs viewing this post right now,

LisaAnne:
Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Uhn, u asss spoilt me

princ007:
Since from the day i set my eyes on you, my heart knew no peace, i tried to be just a friend to you but my heart would not let me be... It beats for you every second of the day. My day start and end with your thoughts.. I kept it to myself all this while cos i thought my heart was deceiving me.. But i have come to realize it was just trying to signify that it now belongs to you my love... Would you own my heart with utmost care and love? Do your heart beats for me just like mine?

I doubt it that you can achieve all these lines one on one with a man... Tru text may be, you can. But more realistically, no real man will allow you to finish line 5 before he drags you nearer and gives you unharmful hug. If he really reciprocates the love, his words will just be: say no more, am in. But he is not really down with the cruise, he will just say: babe, you know what? I so much appreciate ur gesture and understand the way you feel but I think we don't want to rush everything... Or what do you think? Then, your response will determine the lifespan of your proposal.

Apart from her head, every other part of her looks gr8.

Say no more bro.. Reproduce.

Two of them are good together. Don n Lin are like bread n butter. They have a lot in common; success stories, calmness, strategic, consistence, sense of leadership, region, lifestyle, infact a lot, most thrilling is that no record of failed marriage(s) and still single(s). Oya Linda, turn to Mama Jamal in Jesus name.

Nofuckgiven:
You took it personal first that is why I said what I did! Wetin concern me if you don't have a sense of humor?

The guy reacted to the first post not the whole message of the young lady and if you check it out critically (no bias), there is no much case of 'Natural Single Lady'. If u agree with me, then the reason is that our society has taught us through incessant orientation DAT a man and a woman shall live together at a point of their lives (sort of compulsory). Now, if you have the time to research, you will find out that even the old single ladies have tried out relationship with one man or the other but did not work out because of a reason(s). My point is that the decision to be single is consistently dependent on the relationship(s) with ur ex(es)'s attitude which actually discourage and prompted you to say 'I want to be single'.... Our point of contention here. My reaction or support to that guy's post is outrightly based on this point which was the first post of that young lady and not her thread in entirety. She had a wonderful collection there tho. Rest assured that her post was fun.

Stelvin101:
Who were you expecting to win such prestigious honor in the NDA, somebody from the East or South south?


Most people commenting bitterness again IPOB, Operation dance or Twerk are tribal bigots who derive joy seeing your fellow humans being treated badly. One Nigeria indeed

GBE rada rada soun Jere. We have moved on...