₦airaland Forum

00Ademi:
I'm sorry fellas on behalf of all funaabite we re sorry as this is not our top model as we don't know who he is,he was and he is to come.

We've got top model(s) in the school,Op is not one.



Thank ye'all for your understanding NLs. This one must have escape from our school Zoo claiming top model. We're really sorry for the inconvenience this will be rectify soon.

U dey fok up

I think we are getting there. Seeing our leaders being sincere as this makes me think there is hope. The only person that did this in the immediate past govt was sacked. But as God will have it, he is still relevant than his boss. Father we thank you!

omogin:
If that helps your depression why not. Keep looking for what elevates your mood, no go see psychia

Yeah, I found another one. Am dealing with him already, follow me... just like u.

omogin:
depressed zombie, Face your issues, I'm not your problem ok

Make I leave u Jere. I wan go find another NL dindinrin, I av conquered u already. Off I go, next NO-CONTENT!

Simmzz:
Gbam!

Nigeria situation requires a Buhari or a Rawlings and not an Obhiagbon or a Bruce. Nigerian case is much critical and am realistic.

omogin:
touch indeed, I'm enjoying my holiday, only for an idiot to think to be mentioning me like a zombie would.

I know it's temporary. Any time u check my first mention again, I know that fake joy fades off. And am glad that happens.,. Go and check it again if u get liver.

Good leaders don't talk much, they act.

reality1010:
Some of u dream a lot.Igbos don't want ur president they want Biafra.Those speaking against Igbos r looking for president of Nigeria.What s in Nigeria president or president?All the presidents produced in Nigeria r corrupt and failure. Is that not a thing to be ashamed of.All Nigerian presidents r imposed candidates from UK&US.Are u not ashamed.Is Ghana like that?Is South Africa like that?Igbos r tied of ur monumental corruption,ethnicity,& religious bigotry.New countries thrive better than Nigeria. We hope Biafra will assist Nigeria in future just like Israel is assisting Egypt & others globally.

Get Biafra, get 6 geopolitical zones under it within 20 years... na me talk am!

omogin:
You are devoid of wisdom. You're too far gone in stupidity. I don't know where to start helping you from.

I wanted it to touch you and am glad it did. Think twice some other time and have a nice day

bkool7:
This lawyer of the rich and corrupt should keep quiet.
We all can see through him. He should stop putting words in Buhari's mouth.

He is putting himself out to be against the govt so all corrupt politicians can patronised him

So when Obj, a Yoruba man, said the army should shoot on sight any Opc memebers, he meant shoot all Yorubas?

No mind d mumu and his ffers wey dey use dis mediocre statement dey gain orgasm. Wetin concern hatred for Igbo concern opposition winning election? Just wan attract clients by all means, people can never patronise, afterall av read from orji uzor kalu today and am contented with my Igbo brothers. B4, I was not seeing a presidentisl candidate from the SE even after a hot debate with my Igbo friend. But now, am glad that there ia hope from dat side. Happy to know that.

omogin:
Kai, buhari should just hide in a coffin first abeg

That's how yo are being fooled around between men and boys. SMH. Someone pinpointed 'hatred for igbos' as point of attraction and in the content, used 'an opposition party winning election' as his punchline. And you are there doing like mumu wey u be. You better sit your life down and stop being used by men and boys just like the way you are being used here.

Cool

Jacktheripper:
E be like paradise

E b lyk 3D

Him sef no say d tym wey him no make sense, this towncrier sef

Thank God!


DSTV, o ya run!

O sa asala fun emi e! useless boy.
This is a true reflection of 'He who fights and runs, lives to be a Cowardly chest beater forever. Oloorun, o fe da aarin wa ru. Instead of to focus on the issue of marginalisation and work towards remedying that, he greedily started a selfish war he can never win. Spit!



#iamproudtobegluedtomyigbobrother

officialmcfresh1:
How did this get to front page?
someone explain.

If you don't know the value of yourself, some pple are very keen of human existence, continuous coexistence.

Northmall:
I am, but I won't argue that fact with you. Good morning

U r a good Nigerian Jere. Happy celebration to us!

PMB on Air live! Nigeria is great!

kenonze:
I admire this guy swags.

I didn't mean to say I hate Frog jump

Everybody knows, even ladies

Praktikals:
The army ,not nairalanders, invaded Kanu s house. Please go straight to the army barrack nearest to you and you will have all your questions answered.

I wish nobody mentions him. He is not intelligent just like his post.

Mhizgracie01:
Y'all should stop bringing davido into this, the success of one person doesn't invalidate the success of another. Davido has done well for himself and is very successful in his own right and it really doesn't matter who goes international first, anything can happen. Usher made Justin Bieber famous but today Justin is quite bigger than him. The point I'm trying to make is that y'all need to stop mocking Davido each time Wizkid achieves something because nothing is permanent, Davido may end up having the last laugh.

I don't like you again fur this comment. Bad starting, baddo content, baddest finishing. SMH

ndiboy01:
Shattap ya mauth

Am sorry, I never knew u ll be this upset, I thought u ll learn. Sorry bro!

Her curve disappeared in the process of sowing, I blame the tailor not.

femarse:
Yeah like I say in my follow up post they might use the phone But on the system no way it can never happen game did not follow the window Enterprise use by bank and only IT username can install application on the system for all the banks it's same way and internet is only open from 6:pm by which time all customer must have left the bank
Think about it yourself if u are the CEO who needs customers will u allow ur staff to have things that will distract them on their work tools ?

Comical Representation! I mentioned.

He did so that NNPC can help him for job

femarse:
100% wrong
Firstly as a bank there is no game install on any of the bank system I mean no game no matter how small it is secondly u can not install any application on any bank system I repeat any application even calculator u can not install

Yeah u r right but this is just a comical representation of some dumb workers in on Nigerian system; it is not necessarily needed to be a bank or a banker, it is just a representation of a corporate setting in naija. There was a time I went to a bank, customer care to lodge a complain. It was a lady that was supposed to attend to me and she needed to pick a doc upstairs to finish up her job but for her condition, being pregnant, her colleague needed to help her pick up the doc. Fine, no problem with that. One way or the other, I found out that she was holding a phone, personal phone I guess, I was surprised to see her holding phone cos one of her colleagues has earlier told me that they don't allow them to receive calls while on duty when I requested for her number, cos of this, I got curious to know what she was doing on the phone and behold, she was playing candy crush. Coincidentally, she caught me peeping and she wanted to accuse me of intrusion but quickly remembered that she was wrong. Guess what she did immediately, she just smiled and I reciprocated the smile. But honestly, her condition (pregnancy) made me to mute beceuse she was also supposed to be relieving her colleague that relieved her, that one was having lot of peep waiting for her but I let it go because of her condition.

The ones delivering the Word

Not impressed. Useful tho for interested peeps sha

Na to wake up na cos it must be a dream

TB minus Tiwa is equal to Boring.

Ur rada. Thunder fire u.