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merikims:
Good morning my darlings in the house.
Now that am single... anyone can now apply unless Logodwhiz apologise for almost ruining our marriage with all the flirting he has been up to...pls u must have at least 25years working experience and tall, dark and handsome and most especially you must b rich and love the lord.

I hereby tender my application letter...

tosyne2much:
As una don turn the thread to BBM.. Make I kuku leave the thread for two of una

oga mi, no vex i beg..

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hehehehe JJ's like king Solomon

See how them scatter him dada[/color]

lol.. unlike King Solomon, he was so blunt yesternight, not even romantic and _laveda's lines tho...

This contestant 3 mean business o

These lines can make a single man consider suicide

Here is the one I've been waiting for. O God, let there be no edegbelines.

Ladies, go on, confuse JJ so he can leave me and bae the hell alone

Tonight, I see emotions channelled into words. The ladies are not smiling

JeffreyJamez:
Hahahaha no vex sir

Thank you sir,

JeffreyJamez:
Dejavu

No now, not today again, why you dey victimize me ontop my bae?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]bqlekan sweerrie, where you at? [/color]

Oh I'm sorry belle, had to tidy somethings up, *gives her a kiss on the fore head* I miss you

grad2012:
lol u try,thank GOD for that hot slap it changed your life. Lols @"je ka lo do ra wa"

Lol, ma'am, it didn't just change my life, the whole scenario made me see things in a different way.

layla129:
Nah, its not going to work. They are not going to say anything... you know how most girl are

Yeah, you are right, most times, I do wonder how you folks cope with each other

peeparty:
You wan kee me wit laff.so you wan carry that your small priick go put for big chumtin eh?

Bro, as at that time, I no know say nah digging be sex, I been think say nah just to rob am on each other

layla129:
Lmao

Lol, kindly create a female version of your own and share yours

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]And you got served alone [/color]

Lol, I'm used to being a culprit everytime if no be God ehn

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Chai ...Lekan, at that tender age ....you no even fear small[/color]

ma'am, no be my fault o.. nah the kind friends wey I been get then. and to say the least, I was stubborn and fearless

wristbangle:
O boy, the alfa scam u eh! thank God say na just common N40

bro, no be small scam... even the N40 pain me...

but your own story ehhn., I don almost enter that kind yawa before.. I just give myself brain

Nonsense

misspicy:
[ɩ]WɷAw I mɩىىҽɖ ىɷ mųcɧ ɷŋ ɧҽɾҽ,I mɩىىҽɖ ʏ'aɭɭ aŋɖ ʏɷųɾ cɾaʑɩŋҽىى , mɷىt ɷʆ aɭɭ I mɩىى tɧҽ ʆɾɩҽŋɖى I ɧaѵҽ cɷmҽ tɷ ɧaѵҽ

tɧɷųɠɧ ɩtى ɭatҽ,bųt I ɟųىt ɧaѵҽ tɷ ɖɾɷp mʏ ŋҽw mɷŋtɧ wɩىɧҽى ,I ɭɷѵҽ ʏɷų aɭɭ



maʏ tɧҽ mɷŋtɧ bҽ bɭҽىىҽɖ aŋɖ ʆɾųɩtʆųɭ ʆɷɾ ųى aɭɭ


Naijaboiy ɧappʏ bɩɾtɧɖaʏ ,wɩىɧɩŋɠ ʏɷų mɷɾҽ ʏҽaɾى tɷ cɷmҽ

omotayor123

B.qlekan

sh.umuel


do.llyjoy

Stf.uareyouGod


aŋɖ maŋʏ mɷɾҽ I caŋ't mҽŋtɩɷŋ

mɩىىpɩcʏ ɭɷѵҽى ʏ'aɭɭ [/ɩ]

Thanks so much for the wishes sis. God bless you.

So many wishes already. Came in late, all the same, happy earthstong brother, more blessings ranging from wealth, good health, a good wife [cos you don dey old be that] success, children etc shall never evade you here on earth.

Cc. Naijaboiy

JeffreyJamez:
Enjoy

Bro, till tomorrow inshallah. God bless us

HateU2:
No, don't spoil our honeymoon Come back 2mao

Lol, let me free him then.

JeffreyJamez:
Free?.....I chain you?

Hehe, make I go do honeymoon then

HateU2:
heheheheh I just re-read that 'matan arae' ni So, I understand. Mind yaself ooo, my boo is Ibo

lol, jhur je ki n daa lamu die.
Cc kingrex1

JeffreyJamez:
Give you close marking?..... if I dey give you close marking I for Don break your knee.

Break knee? No dey scare old woman with joystick. Nah today? oya tell me the price to be free bro

JeffreyJamez:
Yes...EVERYTHING!!

Pls stop seeing everything, no give me close marking again,

JeffreyJamez:

haa na everything you dey see?

HateU2:
ki lo funny si e

Hehe thought you wanted to continue nii, you spoilt the fun aiidy,

HateU2:
English pls

KingRex1:
Wah??

HateU2:
English pls

Can't stop laughing, erin yin n pami

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Cupcakes, it's time to hit the bed, come with me away from prying eyes
*hugs and kisses*

Thanks for honouring me
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Then I hit the bed too

* carries her on my back to the bedroom*
JJ abeg go off that gen

Curtain fades
Thanks for dropping the best line. Thanks for all