ba7man: He also forgot to add the Presidential Helicopter delivering 100liters of "ogogoro" for the President to drink after his numerous meetings.

You beat me to that!
GEJ's day is not complete without a Crate of Ogogoro!

DM: MasterCard is providing prepaid functionality on the National eID card as part of the pilot program. MasterCard does not grant open access to its transaction data to any law enforcement agency, neither in the US nor in other international jurisdictions. The privacy and security of transaction data is of paramount importance to MasterCard. As part of its transaction processing, MasterCard does not receive cardholder name and cardholder contact information. In the case of the Nigerian eID scheme, MasterCard does not capture or manage any personal data including biometrics. These remain the exclusive preserve of NIMC.

That doesn't answer why they placed MasterCard Logo boldy on our National ID. It's not a big deal tho.

Nice Initiative!

iconize:

Bwhahahaha! A former governor?

Please which institution produced him?

I heard he was dismissed from NPF.. Prolly an SSCE Holder!

booqee: Fixed.
I served in Edo, you almost want to cry while teaching these kids. they just don't know anything! its painful. all they know is phucking around and witchcraft.

After teaching and teaching them vigorously all through the session the principal still gave us order to give them answers during WAEC. me booqee give them answer? for where? I weave am.

And its not just Edo, my friends in the east and south south complained of the same thing.

Hmmmmn!

PH or Edo.. NYSC

Ayed44: They said they would take the next line of action after consultation. I hope "the next line of action"
is going to be legitimate and not bombings. They should please spare us bombings this time around.

Mumu!

Talk of Chest Beating Cowards! Awon Olori kpelebe oshi!

citizenY: What is the cost involved..hardware and subscription for the bouquets?

Just 14,999.. Free Installation.

With the numerous accounts ppl have on Nairaland?? Duh!

Make Seun just give us Dislike Button!

engrjidex:

He is a Ijebu man o.
Omo Baba ibeji ni "Modi mosan".

You sure?? I fear Ijesha and Ijebu people pass anything!

OP, what number are you in the TAN List?

Epathra: i dey suspect u o

Lol.. Tolexander is from Ile-Ife.. Better fear him!

Why e be sey na only Vanguard dey carry this News na?

donphilopus: I've chatted with people from most of these states and I can categorically tell y'all that this list ain't correct. Someone from one of these areas (SE) once told me he “seed” my missed call, instead of “saw”. FYI, it's almost all of them!

Seed!

Reminds me of Alao-Akala former Governor of Oyo State, he was on phone and said "Hey, I say I will called you!" I had to force myself not to laugh out.

Obiagelli: Apc will never be registered

If APC last more than 6 months, call Okupe a Bastard

These Countries names get as e be o! More like Pet Names! Samoa! Palau! Grenada! Andorra!

Costa Rica and Vatican City ain't bad sha!

500samuel:

list some of the free channel

TVC Nigeria (NEW)
TVC News (International)
TVC Entertainment
BBC World News
Al-Jazeera
France 24
Fox News
DW
NHK
WAP TV
Galaxy TV
Yoruba Swagger
BCÕS (Oyo)
LTV (Lagos)
OGTV (Ogun)
EBS (Edo)
OSBC (Osun)
RSBS (Rivers)
BSES (Ekiti)
Daystar International
LRA Media
Muslim World TV
Sunnah TV
Kennis Music
X2D
Smash
Sports Plus

Sai Buhari!!

Confused Nation!

Shekau na GEJ distant Cousin!

tomakint: My APShit niggas will not like this good news

Sure it's a Good News for you GEJ Sycophants.. Niqqa be making y'all Cankerworms shìt in your Panties!

Agba Ofifo!

RockMaxi:

My guy if you know the politics of oil and revenue, you will understand why the Western world couldn't understand why we remain poor.

Only God knows how developed Nigeria would be without corruption.

BORING!!

Bebetter: [size=18pt]Why the tractor con dey change color? na chameleon![/size]

I didn't notice that!

Some people are cursed!

I thought we are done with threads like this??

donphilopus:

Because that “you two” is frequently used by the Benins!

Lol.. Maybe my Flatmate influenced me! He's from Benin.

oneeast: People down south do not know that Nigeria is presently at war. You need to go to the north to better appreciate that the event of 1966 is repeating itself again.

By the time our military are through, the north would have lost over 10 million in human resources and be set back another 100years economically.

The worst part of it, is that the north brought this on themselves. GEJ was quite slow to action thinking that the north will change their evil ways but they kept at it. Now that GEJ has declared a full war on them let nobody, not the Islamic APC and its supporters cry wolf!

It is really pathetic here in the north to say the least!

You shouldn't have brought APC into this. I say FVCK YOU for that!

donphilopus:

Lol... ... Guy, you be Benin?!

Nope.. Why you ask?