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PoliticsRe: I Did Not Plead Guilty –ibori by brainpulse: 11:01am On Mar 01, 2012
he for say that for oshodi market whether de no go burn him alive
Car TalkRe: Nigeria Senate Order Frsc To Stop Issuance Of New Vehicle Licensing by brainpulse: 9:28am On Mar 01, 2012
gbese grin
PoliticsRe: James Ibori: British Government To Keep 95% Of Ibori's Loot: by brainpulse: 9:27am On Mar 01, 2012
I will support the British judiciary system to trial all out government officials because Nigeria judiciary is plague with robbers in the black robe. If a child cant do his job, a stranger should do it.
CrimeRe: Church Worker Jailed For Stealing Offering Since 2005 by brainpulse: 9:05am On Mar 01, 2012
Church money,government money,God money, people money. Who is the thief?
PoliticsRe: I Did Not Plead Guilty –ibori by brainpulse: 9:02am On Mar 01, 2012
kpogede77:
The man had money before he became governor, he can launder his money. He gave UPU 500,000,000 cash when he wanted to become governor. If it were in UK he would have been arrested for money laundering. If they could not prove any case of corruption against him then the man is free like other 35 governors who ruled the same period with him.
What are primary 4 students doing on this forum? go and wait until u r 18 b4 u can start chatting with your elders
PoliticsRe: I Did Not Plead Guilty –ibori by brainpulse: 9:00am On Mar 01, 2012
What is money laundering what is corruption. The money you laundered was traced to the government's account and was against the law in UK. I know someday someone will say i was only guilty of bribe not corruption. Useless fellow.
You are called a thief, you said you are just playing with this goat.
FamilyRe: Pregnancy: How Did This Happen Again? by brainpulse: 8:55am On Mar 01, 2012
It might not be that you are pregnant. It might be an infection if the CoDm is not removed properly or you did not watch you hand and the guy is having an infection. Must infection comes with rashes within 2 weeks, night sweat etc. Go for a general Urine test and blood.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pre Employment Medical Test by brainpulse: 8:33am On Mar 01, 2012
jp philips:
@ privy

you sound like an HRO, lol exactly what my HRO used to tell new employees gosh!! she reads the damn thing like a script.

@ poster, it simply means the company has an health insurance policy or medical policy though the HRO will tell you exactly what privy said.

In Nigeria realistically speaking, the company secreately does a whole lot of tests without your knowledge simply put, any life threatening or condition that needs to be managed for a period of time will disqualify you instanta but nobody will tell you.

just recently, my former company removed ashtma from its list, still wondering how it affects office job. no employer will want to inherit a medical condition that will strain their health budget.

have they told you to go to a particular clinic at no cost? those climics are called retainership clinic where the doctor has a standing order on what to look out for and the result flies straight to either, HSE or HRO depending on the structure they run.

no matter how qualified you are, no company is generous enough to manage your HIV,diabetes and any liver situation for you in Nigeria though they deny it. it is a different ball game if you got it on duty but as a newbie, hell no!!!!!!

if your job entails flying to offshore locations, be rest assured the company will do a TB test for you, if you are an expert or you came from abroad, they must do malaria test.

if you fail TB, kiss the job good bye but if you fail malaria or typhoid you will get the job just that 3days on, HRO or HSE will book an appointment for you to see the doctor.

if your job involves manual handling of equipments," hynea" test is inevitable.

what you do is this; run the tests on your own, if you find anything that has to be managed, life threatening or not, approach the medical director of the retainership clinic, tell him the truth and beg him seriously, dont forget to use the line that you searched for that job for 8yrs,lool

if he feels the company can afrord it ,he will esponge it at first test and return it the next 6months, depending on the company's health policy, by then, you are already a staff and the company will gladly manage it for you.
These are bunch of lies
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pre Employment Medical Test by brainpulse: 8:31am On Mar 01, 2012
No fear pls.

These are always done to have and know your medical history and provide information in case of emergency situations. Even if you have the most complicated medical situation or history, this will not make them terminate your employment provision. I work with a multinational too and i went through the procedure with the same kind of reservation then. All those that had some complications were given drugs and treated and we are still working together now.
PoliticsRe: Describe Sanusi Lamido Sanusi In Your Own Words by brainpulse: 4:33pm On Feb 29, 2012
Hard worker with no result.
CrimeRe: Four Killed, 50 Injured, 20 Vehicles Destroyed As Hoodlums Clash In Lagos by brainpulse: 4:30pm On Feb 29, 2012
Why cant lagos state that wants mega city do away with these low lifes and road peckers? Must we have street area boys collecting tolls. Fashola must have being one before because those collecting landing fee at apapa are area boys too. He will soon employ the services of his own at Lekki Ajah toll gates
CrimeRe: Four Killed, 50 Injured, 20 Vehicles Destroyed As Hoodlums Clash In Lagos by brainpulse: 4:26pm On Feb 29, 2012
Fashola silence to this trend since 2 weeks ago means that he is either responsible for their activities or collecting his shares from them. Useless lagos state government
CareerRe: I Don't Want To Be A Doctor The Words Nigerian Parent Does Not Want To Hear by brainpulse: 4:50pm On Feb 28, 2012
No comment.
FamilyRe: thank you by brainpulse: 4:48pm On Feb 28, 2012
Sam Milla:
Hahahahahahahaha! You tell your husband and he tells you to KEEP QUIET. Nice , that means you left a huge chunk of the story out. Especially the part where we should have blamed you. Since you told the story in a way that we can only condemn the poor little guy, and crownd it by telling us that your husband who brought you to south africa never said or did anything to the boy, i must say that you are even more wicked than you know. Liaaar.
Bros wetin bi ur own. We talk say make u com separate fight na cause u de cause. U follow ur wife fight b4 U com dis forum.
PoliticsRe: James Ibori: How A Thief Almost Became Nigeria's President - Bbc by brainpulse: 10:39am On Feb 28, 2012
antartica:
Is there anything like detailed police background check for any aspiring public of holder and those that deal with children like teachers? Anyway,child abuse is legal in nigeria and nigeria doesnt have a police force,the police themselves need basic criminal and mental background check which will rule out 99.9 percent of the for. As it is now,nigeria is in practice a rogue state because the rule of law is not applicabe. Our leaders,police and judiciary are all criminals.
cheesy cheesy The police to check are they not the same people that will point AK riffle on your head for head for N100 grin i laugh in ibori and i hiss in UK.
PoliticsRe: James Ibori: How A Thief Almost Became Nigeria's President - Bbc by brainpulse: 10:36am On Feb 28, 2012
This is no longer news, all Nigerians knows we are being ruled by thieves, it is only the one caught that will be label by the true name "OLE", "BARAO"
PoliticsRe: Professor Tam David West Says He Is Willing To Lead Fuel Protests. by brainpulse: 10:33am On Feb 28, 2012
The same people that introduced the Cabal theory came again to say there was no cabal, just for the federal house of rep to open cans and bottles of decomposing worms.
And not too long we were told that monies realized will no longer be spent. Where are are the buses for the palliative measure have they been withdrawn? I think they are calling our bluff and daring us. What about the mother mortality palliative the short woman okonjo was talking about as if nigeria will collapse. Everything had gone down, they av achieve their aim of adding to the fuel price. While me and you still cry in home homes cry
PoliticsRe: Professor Tam David West Says He Is Willing To Lead Fuel Protests. by brainpulse: 10:24am On Feb 28, 2012
The reality will always speak for itself. Example was James Ibori. that is to tell you that the only money used for subsidy is the ones going to their pockets because if Ibori can steal all those monies from government and the government do not feel it then we have many that are still in the business of stealing and they will want to steal more. the reality of the subsidy is a scam and fraudulent adventure the GEJ cronies are hell bent going to take. And its high time Nigerians stood to their legs to fight this political barons
Christianity EtcRe: Secret £14million Bible In Which 'jesus Predicts Coming Of Prophet Muhammad by brainpulse: 3:53pm On Feb 27, 2012
I blieve that the person that wrote the quaran wrote this revised edition because it has being from one holy quran to glorious quaran to anointed quaran. Why was it written in Gold to make people believe? Mahammed surely did his home work but fail woefully
PoliticsRe: Bankole Arrested Again ! by brainpulse: 10:07am On Feb 24, 2012
valacious:
The moral of this tale is- there are some jackass u dont disgrace and fight with while in power,learn to identify them, those jackass dont forgive and they have a snake memory, they plot their revenge forever. Am talking of Hon Dino Melaye!
Do you think this is a revenge mission i doubt. I believe there are some few or tinny Nigerians in high places that will not look at corrupt activities go scout free
Christianity EtcRe: Stop It! No One Spoke In Unknown Tongues In The Bible! by brainpulse: 12:29pm On Feb 23, 2012
Illuminatic is confused and dont understand the differrence in what Paul wrote in 1 corth 14:2.

Speaking in tongues and praying in tongues. And some times paul talks on his personal convictions and he also make reference to that like. "i will rather, ". SO either to pray or speak, if you r led by the Spirit of God you will always understand. The bible says he gave some Gifts of interpreting Tongues.
Interpretation of tongues is a supernatural verbalization and subsequent interpretation to reveal the meaning of a diverse tongue. This gift operates out of the mind of the Spirit rather than out of the mind of man.

It is important to note that "interpretation" of tongues is not the same thing as "translation" of tongues, for the interpreter never understands the tongue he or she is interpreting. For example, the message in tongues may be long and the interpretation short because the interpretation only gives the meaning. On the other hand, one may speak a short time in tongues and then given a lengthy interpretation. Yet still, at other times, the interpretation is almost word for word.

The Word of God says that if you pray in tongues, you should pray that you will also interpret - not only for the benefit of others - but for your own benefit as well.

If someone speaks in tongues, you can ask God to move through you to give the interpretation so others will understand, but you can also do this in your private prayers for your own personal benefit. You can pray, "Father, help me understand what I've just said to you in the Spirit," and the Lord will give you the interpretation.

The gift of interpretation of tongues is the second of three inspirational or vocal gifts of the Holy Spirit. When combined with the inspirational gift of diverse tongues, the miraculous and supernatural phenomenon known as prophecy results. 1 corth 14:13
FamilyRe: Five Year Old Boy Opts To Become A Girl by brainpulse: 4:52pm On Feb 22, 2012
Okija_juju:
Mountain of Fire and Miracles would solve his case. . .  angry
Not them alone because its a serious case o. so we have to merge ministries together to deliver the boy as sanusi did in the banking sector.

Christ apostolic mountain of fire and miracles deliverance church of christ embassy ministries.
FamilyRe: Five Year Old Boy Opts To Become A Girl by brainpulse: 4:43pm On Feb 22, 2012
He needs deliverance. His step-mother and the mother of his dad's senior mummy's aunty is the cause of the boy's problem.
Car TalkRe: Over Speeding Is The Major Cause Of Accidents In Nigeria? by brainpulse: 4:39pm On Feb 22, 2012
1. Bad road
2. Bad road
3. Second hand spare parts
4. Second hand tyres
5. Driver
6. Corrupt FRSC officials
PhonesRe: Black Berry Handset- A Blessing Or A Curse To Nigerians? by brainpulse: 4:30pm On Feb 22, 2012
A friend told me of a woman in her work place who always burst of her husband trust and fidelity soon got the shocker of her life when an instant message came into her hobby's BB thanking him for buying her a BB that he has proved that He loves her. The wife was somehow surprised becos she had asked her husband to get her a BB B4 but he stylishly told her that she doesn't really need it. She asked her husband about the message, guest what the man told the woman blabbing it is surely a wrong PIN number the lady sent the message to. I Laughed my sorrow away.
PhonesRe: Black Berry Handset- A Blessing Or A Curse To Nigerians? by brainpulse: 4:20pm On Feb 22, 2012
lola.luv:
OP
Your post is so subjective. The truth is; people can do whatever they like with their money. I don't own a BB, or Brazilian weave. But if I feel I need it, best believe I'm getting it!
The truth is; people have different preferences and tastes. Why would a guy buy Timbaland boots and not palm slippers? Why buy PS 3 and not Eight bit or Sega? Why would a guy buy the latest Toyota Camry and not a two-door car?
It is all a matter of taste. Which is why there are markets that cater to both the Nokia 3310 versus bb on one hand, and the Yaki versus Brazillian hair on the other hand.
I believe you are of point on this.Wait close your eyes,take a deeeep breathe and out, good calm down open your eyes close to the monitor read, meditate and understand, good, oya  comment.

What we are saying is, do you have to squiz yourself out to get what you dont really need just because you are intimidated by the growing fashion trend while other department in your life is not adding value? Is BB a matter of complexity or a necessity.
EducationRe: Gbagi Gave Me $50,000 Bribe Says Fupre Vc by brainpulse: 3:55pm On Feb 22, 2012
EFCC will never never and never look into this allegation. Why are they using the tax payers money in vain? EFCC personnel should not be paid if they dont have any corrupt case to prosecute.
PhonesRe: Black Berry Handset- A Blessing Or A Curse To Nigerians? by brainpulse: 3:47pm On Feb 22, 2012
BLESSING OR CURSE.

The Nigerian factor has added it to it's fashion list and style even if you don't know what its used for, just hold it for you to be recognized. You might not even have money to buy Breakfast, launch etc. so far you got it and can ping with it, you forget you ar hungry.
3 days i was in a bus with a man complaining that he gave his son #35,000 for part payment of school fees and pocket money. The son returnd home the following week(6 days after) and told the father than his pocket had finished and also needs to buy handout. The father said he called the elder brother in the same school and asked for details just for him to be told that the money was used for BB and the boy needs bail-out B/4 registration closes. The complaint of the man was that the money given to him was borrowed from a friend. while he was managing, skipping meals and rushing for #50.00 danfo so that his son can go to school. his son was enjoying his subsidy money to buy BB (for what? the man shouted while we all laughed) @ mile 2.
It has exposed so many of how young sisters to begging for money just to up step their fashion style and move on the train. Time for studying and relevant research has being turnd to time of twitting, FB, chatting & Pinging. Ask what other meaningful things do they use it for? hen hen hhen
PoliticsRe: Fire At Accounts Department Of Lagos State Ministry Of The Environment. by brainpulse: 3:26pm On Feb 22, 2012
did tinubu slept at home last night?
PoliticsRe: Rights Commission’s Boss Declares Assets Publicly: Gej What About U? by brainpulse: 2:03pm On Feb 22, 2012
For you to have the guts to declare it in Nigeria means you are saying " am coming with clean hands" how many public office holders have clean hands even b4 apointment
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome- self-service Is Not A Sin. by brainpulse: 4:56pm On Feb 21, 2012
@Natasha

Spot on
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome- self-service Is Not A Sin. by brainpulse: 4:50pm On Feb 21, 2012
rhymz:
there is no ambiguity in your example dear, any man that takes another man's life has commited murder, same can be applied for any act that that is driven by lust in the mind, yes!! But what if ma$turbation was not a result of lustful desires or thoughts. What if the ma$turbation was as a result of some mechanical stimulation, or are you going to argue that is not possible too. Or you think every ma$turbation is a result of lustful thoughts? Answer me na?
Hormonal imbalance can can cause you to ma$turbate faster than any Intimate thoughts if you don't know, even the way you lie on the bed or floor can trigger self-service and intimate tension and release. What about clothes? Do you categorize all those too as Intimate stimulants? Have you ever been in a situation where you feel so much $exual tension that you dont even need to have any thoughts to expel?
For reasons only God knows he chose not to list it in any form along other intimate acts -which are not even as rampant as ma$turbation- as sin is a strong indication that there is a purpose for it. Argue with biblical perspective biko and not your moral idiosyncrasies.
Do you think you are talking to nursery school pupils here. What is Hormonal imbalance without the activity taken place in your mind. The mind will first process all activities, coordinate all activities  and send signal to the various part of body to carry out the action. You can never carry out any action known to man without your mind except the mind is in serious trouble (madness). Your hands picking any objects is because the mind as seen something similar that has being done some where launches to create a fantasy that it has thought itself a pleasure the mind knows it will derive from the act by going through the process.

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