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Business › Re: Ignore Boko Haram And Invest In Nigeria - GEJ To Investors by brainpulse: 12:06pm On Nov 11, 2011
Ignore the dirty water in the gutter, and make it your jacuzzi
Ignore the roar of a lion, put chain on it and make it your pet
Ignore the cars on the highway and make it your football pitch.
Ignore your MD's threat and make his face a punching bag.
Ignore the pastors' preaching and sleep with his only daughter

Please can anybody add more grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Let's Stop Calling Barca - Bakar. by brainpulse: 8:51am On Nov 11, 2011
ARE you their ADVOCATE or lawyer, WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING FOR ANOTHER MAN'S INJURY?
Politics › Re: Senator Wants Amnesty For Treasury Looters by brainpulse: 8:30am On Nov 11, 2011
Its like most people just read lines and do not read in btw the lines and they come here calling people illiterates.

1. How many of these corrupt officers and looters had accepted that they looted the treasury before giving them amnesty? They see it as norms.
2. Many of them still believes that they were only accused by their political opponents as an act of vendetta, so they still saw nothing wrong in looting the peoples money.
3. What precedence are they trying to lay for the coming generation by giving AMNESTY for gross misconduct and crime against humanity.
4. How many people have died by the handiwork of this looters by diverting monies supposed to be used for good roads and hospital equipment and infrastructures etc.( so many Nigerians die everyday for lack of fund from just simple operation that its not up to a million naira and yet few loot in billions. Can you recover the souls back if you hand them AMNESTY on a platter of GOLD).
5. When will we have Nigeria of our dreams not Nigeria we hate to dream of?

Its not a time to brew up sentiments but a time to stand up to what is BAD. The future is blink if AMNESTY is given to the wrong doers of the LAND. WHAT IS BAD IS BAD.
Politics › Re: Senator Wants Amnesty For Treasury Looters by brainpulse: 4:50pm On Nov 10, 2011
I will support if there are

1. AMNESTY for armed robbers
2. AMNESTY for murderers
3. AMNESTY for 419

Please who voted for these insanes?
Fashion › Re: Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria 2011 - Munachi Uzoma by brainpulse: 4:37pm On Nov 10, 2011
she even has hairs on her chest. i believe she is contesting with other creatures on earth undecided
Fashion › Re: Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria 2011 - Munachi Uzoma by brainpulse: 4:36pm On Nov 10, 2011
Is she contesting against other earthly beings?
Politics › Re: ACN Urges NDA To Withdraw Hon Degrees From Akpabio & Alison-madueke by brainpulse: 11:03am On Nov 10, 2011
@ Beaf

its either your eyes are blind or your brain. How do you analyse things, your arguments are always senseless and most times off points. I av always tried to restrict myself responding to your comments but it seems your symptoms always persists.
Politics › Re: Sss Detain Ajani Wale(youth Council President) by brainpulse: 10:58am On Nov 10, 2011
Challas:
This is d first time am hearing of this guy's name besides,which Nigerian youths is he representing.I believe d FG or some mischievious politicians just want to use him to divert our attention from d current Boko Haram crisis.Where was he when ASUU went on several months strike?That would have been a very good opportunity to represent d real nigerian youths.As for d Hunger strike,O.Y.O-ON YOUR OWN my hand and my leg no dey there, If he's that concerned about d Plight of Nigerian Youths,he should set himself ablaze just like d Tunisian guy did, Am not going to stake my life for a non-entity.
JUDAS IS[b]carrot[/b]
Politics › Re: Sss Detain Ajani Wale(youth Council President) by brainpulse: 10:44am On Nov 10, 2011
A leopard can never change its spot. They come as gentle as a dove but strikes like a viper. GEJ you av started digging ur early grave. People will start compassionate solidarity support for the guy and once started, GEJ will av himself and all his evil advisers to be blamed. This is to point out that our presiweaked has no compassion and he is all out to satisfy his evil agenda.

He told us he had no shoe, but we didnt know he sold them to rigg the election
He told us he had no bag, but we didnt know he traded it for Ghana must go sack
He told us he worked to school, but we didnt know that he always branch at a beer parlour closed to his school where PDP demons trained him.
He is the Boko haram against the masses.

WHy on earth must a leader surffer his people insteadd of suffering for his people to enjoy. Wale has an now one additional supporter.
Politics › Re: Allison Madueke Buys €20M Mansion In Vienna - Saharareporters by brainpulse: 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2011
she needs more monies from deregulation to buy jets, yatch and 5 stars hotel.
Romance › Re: Should Parents Choose Partners For Their Children? by brainpulse: 12:32pm On Nov 09, 2011
comotdere:
To an extend their say or stand could be of great one especially when it is glaring that one is about to make that mistake. Most times the child involved doesn't see the danger ahead because of emotions. So my advice is that when such differences occure one should take a brake to look inward.
SO IT IS OUR PARENTS THAT DONT MAKE MISTAKE AND WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE YOU CAN NOT SEE DANGERS MTSEEEW. OUR PARENTS HAVE IDOLS IN THERE HEARTS THEY EXPECT YOU TO MARRY SOMEONE AND WHEN YOU COME WITH ANOTHER PERSON THEN YOU HAVE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE. PARENTS SEE EVRYTHING AND THAT AS MADE OUR WORLD PERFECT ABI? WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE AND YOU DECIDE TO SPENT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH THAT PERSON, YOU CONSIDER HIS/HER VISION, INTERLLECT, DRIVE, MOTIVATION, DREAMS AND ALOT OF THINGS, BUT OUR PARENTS THINK WHERE IS HE/SHE FROM, WHICH TRIBE, PARENT AND DOES HE/SHE HAS MONEY OR NOT.
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Baba Suwe Released From Ndlea; No Drugs Found! by brainpulse: 4:12pm On Nov 04, 2011
The man will go home remove and flush his stomach do his own scan for the case against NDLEA. Then you will see real legal battle. I dey laugh in drugs grin
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Baba Suwe Released From Ndlea; No Drugs Found! by brainpulse: 4:08pm On Nov 04, 2011
The man will go home remove and flush his stomach do his own scan for the case against NDLEA. Then you will see real legal battle. I dey laugh in drugs grin
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Baba Suwe Released From Ndlea; No Drugs Found! by brainpulse: 4:00pm On Nov 04, 2011
texazzpete:
He won't win/get a dime. The NDLEA really didn't do anything illegal.
By judging him bfoe the print medias without evidence, by subjecting him to inhuman treatments and releasing some of his pictures in the loo out. i bet you, he will smile to the bank and also loan NDLEA some parts of his monies.
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Baba Suwe Released From Ndlea; No Drugs Found! by brainpulse: 3:57pm On Nov 04, 2011
Haaaaaaaaa, Some people will lose their job before christmas o omase o. cry
Romance › Re: Prophecy And Relationships by brainpulse: 3:33pm On Nov 04, 2011
What is all about see this prophet or that one?

Do you have to see a prophet before picking a job in oil company, that you av laboured for years to get?
Do you av to see a prophet to tell which food to eat and at what time?
Do you av to see a prophet to buy a car or not because cars kills people?

Fine seek for advice and pray to God in heaven wwith all of your heart but never depend on anybody's understanding even spiritual.
The first step of gettin the right person is to strive to be the right one.
Any prophet charging people for money to interprete dreams, see vision or revelation is doing so with demonic powers, because its only what God wants you to know you know, no man/ prohet has right to know everything.

Also the danger in going from one prophet to another is that they put fear in you and you become there puppet for along time and they add quality to your sorrows and problems.
Romance › Re: Prophecy And Relationships by brainpulse: 2:24pm On Nov 04, 2011
Wheather Good or Bad, true or false prophesy the success and survival of any relationship depends on the Hardwork, faith and sincerity of the 2 players involved and determination for things to work.

My mother also came with something like that, she said the prophet said bla bla with the lady i am dating, and i told her if the prophet said so, that the prophet should tell me what happened to me 5years ago at so so date, and the name of the lady i will eventually marry to. Up to tommorrow the prophet had no clue to those questions, maybe his god is still on sabbatical leave.

Our parrents have some erroneous beliefs that has put them into perpetual indolent bondage and this has caused alot of sadness into the lives of so many in relationships and marriages.

Funny enough the so call prophets don't have a stable home, there children wayward and not married and etc.
Politics › Re: Can The Fg Make Anambra The Industrial And Technological Hub Of Nigeria/africa by brainpulse: 10:11am On Nov 04, 2011
Let also look into Government's Policies which most times are not favourable for investors and industrialist, insincerity in Government also plays down opportunities for industrial revolution and technological developments.
Politics › Re: Can The Fg Make Anambra The Industrial And Technological Hub Of Nigeria/africa by brainpulse: 9:56am On Nov 04, 2011
Do you know that was how DUBAI started and now look at what it has grown to become.

Once this industries comes, you give them low tax charges and rates on their importations, you create rooms for employment and infastructural developments, you open new man made ports even in the mainland like philipine.
And because of the low tax charges, you mandate them to build roads, schools and social infastructures in the host communities. By  this you spread development to the people.
Politics › Re: Can The Fg Make Anambra The Industrial And Technological Hub Of Nigeria/africa by brainpulse: 9:47am On Nov 04, 2011
afam4eva:
Every state should just be given the opportunity to grow at their own pace with little support from the FG.
No its greater than the state, its for the federal government to develop the culture and indoctrinate in the mind of the citizens the will to expand and create industries, develop our own technology even if it starts from being fake, we will surely grow if we maintain and people believe in it. Then the states starts buying into the idea and they too opening more front to assist the projects. Its a project that its greater than the states surely at the implementing stages.
Politics › Re: Can The Fg Make Anambra The Industrial And Technological Hub Of Nigeria/africa by brainpulse: 9:34am On Nov 04, 2011
@ alj_harem

I agree with your points. The question is that do we have any leader in nigeria that has a vision? Out of all our leaders even the founding fathers how many had the vision like Marthe Luther king instead the first thing they think of its their pockets.
It is very possible and even very healthy for our economy to boom if we look and develop that sector, just train and develop the people. Why do we concentrate mainly on oil, when japan, china develop and export technologies that they got from technology transfer and imitation.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Really Want From Men? by brainpulse: 3:01pm On Nov 03, 2011
Floxyluv:
I dont know where to start from, but the first is love(not dat i believe it xists), appreciation, care, and most importantly, money, gifts, n flexin tins. U feel me? But then, am a girl not yet a woman
U see she doesn't know where to start from, and she is not sure if she is a girl or woman.
And she wants love that she doesnt believe exist.
And the most impotant things ( money, gifts, ) didnt come first as she claimed that firstly "is LOve" and then ,

Confused,
Romance › Re: What Do Women Really Want From Men? by brainpulse: 2:56pm On Nov 03, 2011
Giv them Love, they will say its that all i want to eat
Giv them Security, they will tell you, you 'r too over protective
Giv them all your time, they will tell you, it seems you r not hardworking and serious and too boring.
Give them all your best, they will tell you its not enough that u'r still keeping somethings from them
Give them all the trust in the world, they will ask why r you talking to your colleague, or smiling to her like that.
Tell her you love your mum, she will cry that you still have some love left to share with your mother.
Work 10 miles to reach them, they will say it seems you r not a strong man.
She will nag to convince you that she is not a nagging type by force.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Really Want From Men? by brainpulse: 2:43pm On Nov 03, 2011
For sure women are not sure with what they really want.

A lady will say i just need a guy that will love me, caring and trust worthy, i don't care if he has money or not because am not materialistic. The same lady will tell you after three months in the relationship that why can't he take me out for lunch, why cant he buy me so SO AND SO, and i think i want a gift that will show he loves me or why cant he give me a gift to show he's romantic . why cant we travell out- knowing the guy doesnt have much and he has just emptied his account to buy her cloths, bags etc.

So i believe there needs goes along with changes in weather, sometimes they just want somethings without reasons.

So women are rather concern about WANTS than NEEDS.
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 4:27pm On Nov 02, 2011
Part of the Nigeria problem is facing reality, accept, create and find solution and move forward.
An Educated Nigerian will be told he's sick simply take drugs and move on, he will say i live by faith, jump up i am ill. The same person will jump up btw days and die and will say its his step mother doing him. Why? Realise the truth, find solution and move on.
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 4:21pm On Nov 02, 2011
And i dont know why some without brain cant get one to use. when people that dont care about you still gives you grant and you collect, still give free drugs- and you collect, and you still use there economic system and indices to calculate your economic growth.

-If an aboki earns N300 a day, do he earn it continously for everydays , what about days without job?
-WHat is the stats and rate of Nigeria's export? You mentioned onions, tomatoes- Nigeria still import tin tomatoes to stabilize local demand. -I laughed in tongues.
- How many nigerians are within the grade level you mentioned in ministries?
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 4:07pm On Nov 02, 2011
@ TRUTHTELA

You just hit it right on. Unalloyed and frank truth. If a thermometer reads my body to be hot and i still say i am feeling O.k that the thermometer wrong because its made from U.k. Then we will soon know who is right or wrong within days.
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 3:58pm On Nov 02, 2011
@deenee

I believe you are one of the few Nigerians born abroad and live comfortably, That is the reason you speak of baked beans etc. I will tell you with all confidence and count many families of 3to 4 members that buys 2 cups of rice and Garri every day and the father works o. And some you, out of passion give money just to assist. If you dont know that, live your job in UK and come and live in Ajegunle, mushin, isolo, ajangbadi, etc that for lagos alone not some rural places called town in the north, west and southern part of the country.
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2011
Do you still av to open some people's eyes for them to see the fact.

1. How many people that rented 3 B/flat can  pay for subsequent years (still owing landlords for years)?
2. The dumbest argument some make is in the area of GSM.( majority of Nigerians either use phones made from china  for Nigeria market, second handed phones or refurbished phones used fro father passed to children) and loads N100 credit for 5days.
3. Nigerians eat the junkest food ever- A meal( N30 rice,N10 beans,N20 yam, 1 ponmo and shaki), no lunch, eba in the evening.
4. Why do so many Nigerians wait in bustops for big buses that will convey them to there destination for N30- N50 and be parked like sardines?
5. Why do we have so many Nigerians Queuing up at embassies every 5.00am to run to supposed greener pastures?
6. Just open a job advert and say minimum qualification B.sc, Salary N 15,000/ month, you will see more than 60,000 graduates from every where in Nigeria come to write test for that Job.
7. During my undergraduates years there were many students that couldnt complete there education because of tuition fees and the way some feed in school then was still pathetic not to talk of now.

We dont need any press to tell us what is happening in our backyard its what we see everyday, statistics or not. I believe 80% is still generous
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 11:24am On Nov 02, 2011
Iolo:
LOL. True. Nigerians are living miserable lives. Including the rich ones.

But the whole 80% of you are poor is tampering with our psyche as a people. The average Nigerian is a hustler, cash spender, not credit spender like these whites.

Let them erase credit cards and see how poor they too will become na.
Ask yourself an average white man will opt to buy things on credit why? Because it gives them all sufficient time to pay for everything they need, and if they can't pay everything even before they die, their Gov write its off. So they are even happy buying things on credit.
But in the area of Food even if they are not working in Europe you av centres that you can eat freely, i am telling you.
Business › Re: Do 80% Of Nigerians Truly Live On Less Than $2? by brainpulse: 11:17am On Nov 02, 2011
Clear cut yes. More than 40 % Nigerians live below $2 a day. Just take a work to this suburb or some areas even in our lagos here. A man will buy N40 bread and N30 beans as breafast, no lunch and eba with vegetable and no meat in the evening. I av graduates as friends doing marketing and they cry at the end of the month without nothing to show. Some companies are still owing some 1year salary o, they will wear suit and tie they bought on credit. Wait till night for them to enter N50 bus home and do trecking to kill the remaing distance. Not to talk of the rural places without infastructures at all.
What are we saying, we tend to close eyes on so many facts that happens in our backyard just because we frown at the west making reports on us.
Romance › Re: Are There Still Girls Who Appreciates Flowers by brainpulse: 10:54am On Nov 02, 2011
Why not, Many of Nigerians ladies accept flowers most especially if you buy pepper and stalk fish with it, good palm oil will also bring out the richness in it. It also has nutritional value like Vitamin L, O, V, E. And if the lady has good mind for semo, Haaaaa You will really enjoy the flower. Pls dont forget to include crayfish and snail o, you will miss road with a cup of Cold drink to step it down.

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