₦airaland Forum

Lordave:
The Cat of Ubima

You mean kitty-cat right?

Sylvarresta:
dry joke...... the ministry of health has warned that wailers are liable to die young

That is after we bury masturbators

MizMyColi:

*sighs*
Political cards gone awry.
Amaechi is the biggest looser in all this.
I hate that I feel sorry for him, but let posterity serve this as a reminder to those who wish to tow his path.
Betrayal never pays.

In other news, my new sobriquet is now Alhaja MizColiatu.
I will be joining the 95% soon.
The General public and parties should please take note.


Tenk

Please don't abandoN us for the 95%

hinwazaka:
Anyone who replies Pierocash, should have his head examined

Too late

I already did

My apologies

Sweetlemon:
Google will do a better job than me and oh! remember we are not searching for achievements but trustworthiness and clean track records.

And nobody down the geographical south has a clean record abi?

Pierocash:
Abacha, IBB, Atiku altogether didn't loot half what only Jonathan looted.

According to who fool?

Pierocash:
I don't care wether all appointment is from nt, what we need is credibility.afterall, southerners are most corrupt.

Id1ot!!!!

IBB, abacha, abdusalam and the northerners that have been sucking Nigeria's blood from time immemorial are all southerners abi? Fool!!

Wicked!!!! Wicked!!!!! And extremely Wicked!!!! T'was like swatting a fly with mjolnir @ funlord totally unnecessary and a total overkill if you ask me and eroticangelina you put up a resilient fight and you're almost as resilient and unyielding as i am (not proud of it though) in tight corners like a sort of a erm......wolverine but this was a mismatch, you the wolverine vs funlord the apex predator a.k.a tyrannosaurus rex and you guys totally rocked it and angelina baby, am on your team, i have a soft spot for underdogs so thumbs up but you'll be wrong to take anything funlord dissed you with serious and/or personal, we're guys and we get our kicks doing stuff such as these and we like being given as good as we give out and all the guys patting lords back ain't doing it to spite you, they're just recognising him for throwing up better lines and combos of e-jabs and upper cuts and am sure they salute your effort too.
And you should know that despite all what funlord said, you're drop dead gorgeous and funlord is a decent looking dude too despite all what you wrote, in fact, you're both custom made for each other and should hook up for real just make sure i have a front row ticket to the show when you do
And funlord, am tempted to doff my hat of to you too but i don't wanna offend angelina's sensitivities and next time, just don't use the big guns on a female and also, are you sure you and moa aren't related? See see see ehn! If i ever inadvertently cross swords with you on any topic or thread, just remind me that its you T-rex in your opening salvo so that i can jejely and gracefully backtrack and save myself the stress of fighting a loosing battle (not copping a plea or waving a white flag here oh ! But you know better na ) and I woulda loved to plagerise your flows but am just too proud to be a copycat.

Sh1t we're willing to go through for our baby gals

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#fullnessoftime mtcheeeeew!!

moral of the story is - southwasterners are only competent enough to vote, but they are not competent enough to lead - buhari/tambuwal

in the wise words of asari dokubo's wife - buhari is the president of northern Nigeria and their southern slaves........

pheeeew!! it feels so good to be a wailing 5%-ile

Princessderaa:
I cast and bind you with the power of TB joshua

nah that bross na my paddy na in fact na him go even confam am for me

darlenese:


299 days for Jonathan 101 days for baba Bubu
.......1000 days will soon be counted for Bubuski

Lol bubuski

darlenese:


299 days for Jonathan 101 days for baba Bubu
.......1000 days will soon be counted for Bubuski

Lol bubuski

almajirimallam:
Bros abeg never take the Fulani mafias for a ride,they can wipe out a generation even to its taproot.

'Ol boy lock up there!!!

Contact me make them come wipe out my tap root first!! Abi to wipe out na by mouth?

The ones when dey my delta state sef no dare cough and if we start with them na police and army dem go dey hide behind abi you think say na lagos or southwest be that? When dem jam the cows, why them no show face make boys enter them?

IYANGBALI:
If you came to check my dp, look but Pass don't spam my email account, thanks, esp if you are just looking for another lady to Bleep

Forget happiness87, you already gat moa

almajirimallam:
I yarn the truth bros, when it start una go run.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I hear say una don upgrade dey use AK47



We shall see

ItsMeAboki:
You guys are flexing here from the comfort of your homes while underrating good advice probably because you are unaware of the Fulani culture of revenge.
Believe me these ppl are unforgiving, ready to bide their time but eventually always exacting their pound of flesh, even if it means waiting and passing this responsibility to the next generation.

Find below a short description of the Fulani warrior, it went viral via text msg shortly after the Dogo Nahauwa massacre in Jos Plateau State a few years ago - it might help you understand the gravity of what the OP is talking about.

THE FULANI WARRIOR

Never fight a war (hot or cold) with the Fulani. Because they have:
1. No rules of engagement (they just hit)
2. No POW's (they don't take prisoners)
3. No mercy (once they pick out an enemy)
4. No fighting fatigue (they are forever fit and prepared, due to their lifestyle)
5. No need for adequate food and permanent abode (they live on very little and live in the wilderness)
6. No end to hostilities (they fight to finish)
7. No ignorance of terrain & location (their lifestyle makes them human GPS)
8. No deterrence due to casualties (they are strategically distributed all over West and Central Africa, and highly mobile)
9. No need for tranquility (they have no permanent settlements which need peace to thrive)
10. No communication problem once they distribute cola nuts to allies.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

I can tell you've impressed yourself

You only failed to impress me

And how many peeps have you quoted this trash to and have them peeing their pants? and erm........this ain't plateau nigger and that is that and to your lousy virtuperations, I will simply say kill them all, every man, woman, boy, girl........whatever even your fulani's down south know not to misbehave as we are always just looking for an excuse to wipe them out.....permanently!!!

You must have mistaken us for some apologetic yoruba's

I repeat again-------------to all you fulani modafvckas BRING IT ON!!! Cow no be the only thing when go die when e set


RUBBISH!!

buygala:
Summary of the epistle ..


Nigeria's resources should be stolen equally ..... No be only northerners dem born to thief .... Other regions should be allowed to steal as well


Buhari is talking 95% votes, and this one is busy yapping about 83% of oil Wells ..... I laugh in Fulani

I dey tell yhu!!!

If I mention any single moniker here, i don spoil every other runs so for now

prettythicksme:
lmao!

Now that's my kinda gal

Next time you're in the grillz

Give those that brothers from another mother a happy hour with the therapeutic oral ('erm........you know we love your singing with your mouth with the ears of our third legs ) ........

You know da deal

prettythicksme:
I swear! i dont care

Now that's better
Just keep 'em plumbers happy okay

almajirimallam:
Please! Please!! Please!!!......
As a concerned citizen of Nigeria, I want to use this opportunity to advice the owners of the bus that killed the Fulani cows, they better go and apologise to the owners of the cows by paying in cash if not those guys will come back for any bus plying that road at night and you all know what it mean. You can't kill a Fulani cow and go free, it is impossible, they must revenge the death of their cows. Even the villagers might not be spared.

Make them come................

Delta state no be benue or plateau state or southwest, you do anyhow you go see anyhow, you go loose the rest of your cows and your lives go follow too and nothing buhari go fit do about this one

But wait first..........

You really get mind for this rubbish when you come misyarn for here oh OP

VickyRichmond:
Security operatives testifying at the election tribunal,this is a new one.Is this not an indictment on the security institution and there unprofessional mode of operation.How can one openly disgrace the force,and publicly say that they colluded with a group of ppl to perpetrate an act as rigging an election.This is a shameful act.And the DSS and the military should be ashamed of themselves.This is a taint on the Nigerian army and any security force associated with this.

Very poignant observation but as usual, the masturbators will ignore the seeds they are sowing for the future

Hmmm

prettythicksme:
I can have sex anywhere with my husband not bf

Iffa hear!!

INTROVERT:
Blame it on Goodluck, then LIKE Blame it in Baba Buhari, then SHARE.

Chai!!!!
See cheap lies and shares

MakeMoves:
Lol at Biafra! Bear in mind cessation requires international allies. And guess what friend! OIL IS AT THE CHEAPEST IN YEARS. So warm up and brace up.

Besides, the arms illegally imported by the SS militants can't match what the Armed Forces have been left with. Book Haram hasn't weakened the cadres of the ground forces.

More artillery is on the way. I am sure you have a visa. Be careful bro. Inciting Violence in thought and speech is bad enough, try action.

#oilornot #onenigeria

Typical Parasite

Princessderaa:
*gives him a knock*.Oga free me am married abi u wan die for jail?

Whatt!!!

I no gweee

Where is that S.A pastor

Oya unmarry this nwayi ocha for meand remarry this nwoke to me by fire by force!!!

Suya on ma mind and if the fulanis misbehave..................slice them up tooo