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Okay,
How much him pay una sahara reporters ehn? I mean how much jangban oju iyombo pay una na ?
Abi
make we wait for TVC to come do the expose?

Its alright

Raiders:
The problem with Edo PDP is Anthony Anenih. We all know the person that will get the PDP ticket must be loyal to Anenih so there is a chance that pdp might not bring a 'sellable' candidate. The next election in Edo state is going to be between Oshiomole and Anenih candidates. As long as Anenih is still invovle in Edo pdp, I don't see PDP winning in Edo state. We all agree that Oshiomole is not perfect but he has done well with the available resources. Remember that Edo state has the least revenue in south-south. Anyway, I still see APC winning the next elections in Edo state.

Not necessarily true but possible on two conditions
1 - PDP being represented by anenih's candidate.
2 - Jonathan not winning the presidential elections.

The scenario I gave postulated Oshodin being PDP's flagbearer which is a very strong possibility anenih or ortherwise going by the very strong dislike oshiomole has taken to him already now that his gubernatorial ambitions are yet to be declared and this can only work in oshodin's favour since any publicity is publicity. Remember, the last PDP governor of Edo state was an ex-Uniben VC Osunbor who was appointed by yar'adua, oshodin is the immediate ex-Uniben VC and he was appointed by jonathan and his track record in Uniben leaves very little wanting as compared to oshiomole's window dressing and I stress "window dressing" of Edo state. While Uniben might not be Edo state, remember that it is the number one educational institution in the state with students from all its localities who will ensure that if nothing else, only good tidings of oshodin will be spread if necessary by word of mouth and coupled with the fact that come time for Edo state's gubernatorial elections, if Jonathan and this is a very likely if is still in power, all the political bigwigs in Edo state will be in PDP as that will be interpreted as a sign of things to come and the power of the presidency will be there to support the PDP's candidate and there is nothing oshiomole would be able to do about that seeing as there is no other APC strongman in Edo state apart from him and this is a mistake he allowed and you will agree with me that in Edo state, oshiomole = APC and APC = oshiomole and with oshiomole's reign at an end, there will be nothing he would be able to do for the APC and you must realise that compared to other APC governors and chieftains, oshiomole's APC politicking style is passive not aggressive meaning Oshiomole is only willing to stick out his neck for the APC as long as it is
1 - safe to do so
2 - doesn't garner him undue negative attention from the FG.
In other words, oshiomole doesn't necessarily give a damn that much about an APC governor succeeding him.
I hope you find this elucidating enough to convince you.

Raiders:
stop writting bull-shit about Oshomole. Oshobaba is the best governor in Edo state history. Do you think the people of Edo state are naive to vote pdp again after what pdp did to the state for 8 yrs. You are not from Edo state and you don't know anything about Edo politics. Oshomole has done a lot for Edo State. You should have seen how Edo state was mess up before Oshobaba became governor. Oshobaba might not been an Angel but he has done a lot for Edo and APC will win Edo state in the next governorship elections.

Ma guy keep dreaming......... Na your eye you go take see am as e go take over oshobobo. And don't ask me what I know about Edo state, its my 2nd home and I was among those who campaigned for and voted in oshiomole and why you may think he has tried but that is because the standards you're comparing him against were terrible a.k.a igbinedion not because he did anything spectacular and I say this as an eye witness, but change in the person of Uniben's former V.C oshodin is coming to sweep APC out of Edo with their own broom and oshodin in case you don't know is a hurri cane so make you siddon look like me make we see who go win.

Jonathan loosing Imo, Rivers and Lagos states is mere wishful thinking on the part of APC's army of amateur political theorist
Well, come 28th, we'll find out how many of these theories failed the litmus test.

Just like five blind men who were taken to feel an elephant to appreciate the animal better even though they were blind, they each described the animal according to the part they felt vis-a-vis wall(body), tree trunk(leg), rope(tail), fan(ear) and I think the last one said rubber pipe for the trunk.
Therefore different people will see a story like this from different perspectives depending on their allegiances and where they come from and that is no surprise but let's assume that this building really is a PDP office in such a location, the onus will now be on the APC e-rats to show us the APC's office in that same locality before they start berating the building otherwise i'll say it lends credence to the PDP's assertion that they are the only truly national and grassroots party in Nigeria and as such APC's defeat at the polls in the forthcoming elections shouldn't come as any surprise.

I was at ojuelegba when the 1million man? Procession passed through and they took about uhm........20 minutes tops including brief stops by Tinubu and that got me wondering, 1 million march through an 800 metres distance in 20 minutes? Somebody is fooling him/herself here and well, am not being fooled, the procession of people that I observed both at the top of the bridge and below it can be estimated to be about 30,000 people and that is me being generous. I have attended reinhard bonke crusades and I know what a half a million crowd looks like and feels like having been part of it. If the Hay Fee Cee proponents are going sky high with ecstasy over this over hyped march, I'll say good for them, they need all the happiness they can get since it is few and far between and most especially limited post march 28 and if any fool made the mistake of thinking everybody in every crowded area they passed through was part of that march e.g me, then the only person being fooled is themselves especially since they chose to forget that we lagosians like being witnesses to spectacles.
On a lighter note, Tinubu stopped twice at the top of the bridge to throw campaign leaflets to people below who simply watched them drop to the ground without showing any interest and a group of drivers waiting for passengers where I went to stand below the bridge to continue my observations started asking tani yen? Kilo'n sele? at which point, one of the drivers said, e je kin wo da da.....and he squinted his eyes to make out the correct details of what was being observed and he finally said and I quote "oju iyombo ni" o'oun da toilet roll si ile at which point everybody around us broke down in guffaws of laughter, I couldn't help joining in......those drivers made my day

SagePerv1:
[color=maroon]Local trains meant for transporting cargos and goats, now transporting people but yet, some dumb-box rice scavenging people are calling this development?


Damn. You guys should wake up.

You deserve super-sonic trains. Not these boxes.
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Using the train is optional, keep waiting for supersonic, oh you won't wait long so that's the change you're expecting from buhari right From comatose and non existent railways to supersonic railways ehn? trains that can travel faster than sound not even bullet trains on magnetic tracks abi And if I call you a dunce you'll think am insulting you so analyse your post and tell me if you aren't one.

when loosing our milk teeth, don't smile while a plane is flying overhead or it will fly straight into your mouth, meanwhile, they tickle us and do their best to make us laugh at that moment.
My parents never really told outlandish lies sha as i have verified most of their claims but some funny ones like fowl yansh is not for small pikin, fowl gizzard is only for males but in my fathers absence, guess what? my mother becomes male as per gizzard matter while am like, mummy but you say...........and she'll be like, c'mon.......you didn't hear me well, i said for elders na

MORNDEW:
Curled from: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/28/the-international-media-on-buharis-certificate-saga-and-lessons-to-the-nigerian-media/

when buhari starts running for international media man of the year then your gibberish becomes relevant, till then, shove this tripe up your bung

correct me if i'm wrong, hasn't obama's religion, citizenship, patriotism, political ideology(whether communist or not), racial leanings e.t.c been debated on yes, CNN, BBC, FOX news, ABC, and other international media outlets time and again Again and again?
you're stupid to mistake us for ignorant, uneducated, nepotic, unreputable, unqualified, bigoted, senile, fanatic nimcompoops like your principal Buhari!

IDIOTA!!

vicadex07:
For pro-GEJites the 2015 campaign is about Buhari, Buhari and Buhari. For pro- GMBites the 2015 campaign is about Nigeria, Nigeria & Nigeria.

Questions for Jonathan and PDP
1. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" busy destroying
states and areas that the opposition party will
win convincingly in the presidential election?
2. If we are to believe that the opposition were
the brains and architects of "Boko Haram",
then why is it that they have never ever
attacked and destroyed any prominent PDP
figure or their properties?
3. If the opposition have the capability of
arming "terrorists" with armour tanks, RPGs,
AA Guns, military uniforms, military trucks,
helicopters and the ability to command
soldiers to vanish from military checkpoints,
wouldn't they have targeted to destroy PDP
strongholds and their assets?
4. Why would the opposition seek to destroy
their own strongholds anyway? To achieve
what?
5. Why was (is) "Boko Haram" targeting to
destroy basically only prominent northern
politicians and their traditional rulers and their
communities?
6. In the light of questions 1 to 5 above, why
has there been a deliberate campaign of lies
and propaganda by the PDP and their religious
wing that collect bribes in billions of naira that
"Boko Haram" is the baby of the opposition?
7. Of all the cars used by "suicide" bombers
retrieved from the scene of their attacks, to
whom were the cars traced after forensic
investigations? Why is it that nothing is ever
heard after such evidences have been collated
at the scenes since 2011?
8. At the last count, over 500 hundred "Boko
Haram" suspects have been in detention since
2009, but why is it that government hasn't
been able to come clean on those sponsoring
the "terrorists", and why is it that, with such a
huge treasure trove, government has not been
able to know and curtail the operational
methods of the "terrorists"?
9. Why did the "terrorists" become stronger
after a scandalous 33 billion dollars (over 4
trillion naira) was expended on the so called
war against them?
10. Isn't it curious and suspicious that a
ragtag group called "Boko Haram" whose bulk
of fighters possibly had only one week
trainings could overcome and overrun our
military men who spend 5 years in the NDA,
some months in Jaji, and some months also
at the National War College in Abuja apart
from several overseas trainings?
11. Why was it that, at a point from 2013, the
Nigerian military was not taking the war to
"Boko Haram" camps in the deserts of the
northeast instead of waiting for "Boko Haram"
to come on the offensive?
12. Since when has repulsion become the best
form of defence instead of attack?
13. Why did "Boko Haram" have the most
freedom to operate and destroy so many
towns and villages during all the period of
State of Emergency that was supposed to have
made them immobile?
14. Was the State of Emergency some fraud
pulled off to empower the "terrorists" and
make the targeted communities sitting ducks
for easy elimination?
15. Who was providing "Boko Haram" with fuel
and other logistics in their camps considering
how they easily move with long convoys of
trucks to operate without challenge?
These are not the only questions.... There are
many more. But they've not been able to
answer any of these, rather they always want
to heap their scheme on others.
These questions and many more could be the
reason they are mortally scared of losing
political power. But it just can't continue like
this anymore.
Change is a basic constant in life.

are you done ranting

raumdeuter:
Just as an African can be a guest in another part of Africa, A Nigerian can be a guest in another part of Nigeria, A Lagosian or Imolite can be a guest in another part of Lagos/Imo, Even in the same local govt you can be a guest in a different part of the Local govt

Its basic common sense, beyond most TANoids

it's funny how you and other APC supporters will go to any length and bastardise every logic to rationalise every rubbish you spew. A Nigerian being a guest in Nigeria Please tell me, what does the Nigerian Constitution say about this assertion of yours?

drsteroid:
Hmmn..reno omokri can't just sit in abuja and spew out nonsense,wen the common man on the street doesn't even feels the impact of all these economic statistics...enuf of all the paper works,let's face reality,the economy is just not ok..naira continues 2 depreciate on a daily basis,and u re saying the economy is healthy, graduates and artisans can't get work due 2 lack of jobs and electricity.Anyway,march 28 is already around the corner,all this wil soon com 2 an end..I pity reno omokri,FFK and okupe com may 29. Gess dey will all be in botswana den,jus to save their heads

speak for your lazy ass and yours alone. Nigeria doesn't have reliable electricity and yet INNONSON is producing locally made automobiles and creating jobs nontheless.
Maybe you should take to agriculture which requires less electricity then.....oh wait! the govt will have to provide land, seed, irrigation, fertilizer, storage, ready market and the brains to add them up together for you too.

Why don't you wake up to the fact that the govt isn't your nursemaid neither are you an infant? besides empowerment (affordable education) and security, the govt doesn't owe you much else chikena! So get up and help yourself.

pendy79:
When the righteous are in power the people rejoices, Fashola did not only review lower the school fees of students in LASU but have gone a step further to refund the fee paid by students in those sessions.

I don't need a soothsayer to tell me the life of an average Nigerian will be better under an APC government because its hard for a State government anywhere in Nigeria to pull this through not with dwindling revenues and the austerity period prevailing in the country.

Kudos fashola, Lagos State indigenes and especially we Ikorodu sons and daughters will perpetually be grateful to you for the giant strides you recorded in our domain.

Hypocrisy is when you're shouting the refund is political yet you wish you or your younger ones were beneficiary of such a largesse.

When will GEJ refund the N1,000 immigration employment scam money Abba Moro collected?

Sai APC
Sai Buhari
Sai Nigeria 2015

#ihavedecided

where was fashola when the fees were arbitrarily raised in the first place

Who refunds the moneys of ex-undergraduates who graduated under the exorbitant pricing regime

What about those former LASU students who had to drop out due to inability to pay their school fees Is a monetary value going to be set on their disenfranchisement and paid to them in compensation

fools thinking themselves crafty forgetting the only ones being fooled are themselves.....................and of course, fashola's govt isn't taxing junior WAEC candidates to cough up N10,000 each now is he? No, he'll just refund it afterwards and have you clap and tapdance in gratitude whenever he feels the heat turn up on him on that account

worst part is, this is same fashola who enjoyed free education at my alma mater UNIBEN where as of right now, school fees per session is an affordable N14,500 in comparism with LASU'S bogus fees while being 10 times better equipped, staffed and ranked at same time.

dragan:
Last time i checked the Army is under GEJ's control, hence why he has been using them to intimidate and harass opponents.

Examples of the intimidation pleeeeeease

Also, pictures of the soldiers around tinubu's house first

Don't tell me you just expect us to take words from your APC propaganda milling machines mouth as evidence of this alleged intimidation

eleko1:
. Even @ Jona backyard ? Wetin dat useless Tompolo/Asiere com do the pipu wey booed the inept/clueless one? Wonder how they'll welcome jona to OTUOKE on MAY 29/30,2015 ? Jona is now redundant @home,village/abroad .

Are you so daft that you can't read and comprehend?

Sorry oh!

dejii01:
Where's OAU? I guess no one wants to spend time at home


Like me

Hahahahaha!!
Very funny

Akinrogun:
u must b day dreaming......wake up and sniff d coffee.....dis okupe debacle is jst a tip of d iceberg.......destiny can only b delayed bt it cannot b stopped! #wordsoftheelders.

Ever watched Inception?

Some peeps live in unrealities buried deep inside layers of unrealities but problem is they are absolutely convinced they are in the real world.
So whose destiny are you and your ilk talking about
DAMN!! this APC hypnosis must be effing good it beggars belief
Never seen a mass hypnosis of the public like this before

nwaanambra1:
HE WHOM THE GODS FIGHT FOR - MILLIONS OF ENEMIES FALL AT HIS RIGHT AND TENS OF THOUSANDS FALL AT HIS LEFT!


THIS VIDEO HAS PROVED AND CONFIRMED THE STATEMENTS I HEARD VARIOUS PEOPLE MAKING IN THE STREETS. "ITS BUHARI WHETHER HE HAS CERTIFICATE OR NOT"

VICTORY IS A FORGONE CONCLUSION! THEY CAN SHIFT THE GOAL POST TO OTUEKE OR WHEREVER! WE WILL SURELY WIN A LANDSLIDE VICTORY!


THE CHANGE IS FINALLY AND TRULY HERE!

You and your aggrieved people's congress cohorts can rant and rant and rant on and on for all we care, you can even wage your media propaganda war and e - slander campaigns for all we care, but come march 28, Buhari the certificateless will end up in a MarchUHARI.
And you can take that to the bank
CHIKENA!!!

alaoeri:
Commander in chief of Book Haram has spoken, Nigerians brace up lets CHANGE this clueless mofo, let us marchBUHARI to Aso rock & Jona back to Otuoke.

Meanwhile, Buhari is going back to Daura permanently! Via the MarchUHARI!!!!

Boko haram and their sponsors Will be put in the coffin come MarchUHARI

jpphilips:
The Republicans ensured that never again should America loose 300, 000 American lives to terrorists.
Terry G won't understand that.

300,000 American lives were lost to terrorists? when and how, never knew that America ever suffered that high a casualty rate after wwII. Not even Korea and Vietnam combined but they lost that many to terrorists
Wow!!
Always knew you were delusional, just never knew to what extent.
Besides, isn't smeagol supposed to be an evil Genius?

Besides, what is it with republicans ensuring anything?
Besides running the American economy into massive deficit and flouting human right laws ala' extraordinary rendition, guantanamo, water boarding e.t.c what did they actually ensure?
Wasn't it the Democrats who scored the symbolic victory of killing bin laden?

fiftynaira:
Let us continue to #march4buhari

YEAH!

Marching back to daura via kaduna

aljazira:
When the likes of criminals known as tompolo,asari dokubu and boko haram are terrorising us,DSS and other security agencies are helpless but active on opposition members and leaders................Febuhari 14 is just days away.

Hush da fvck up

Remember tinubu @ the ekiti elections?

Do I even need to mention Buhari

Are they still walking free?

berem:
....And those that threatened war if Jonathan is not re-elected are walking freely and even going on with their threats.

Shame on Jonathan and Marilyn Ogar!

Jonathan will go down in history as the first civilian president to intimidate political opponents using security agencies.

Shut your crappy mouth up you rabid paid dog of the APC, is buhari still walking free? Is tinubu still walking free?

BackDatAssUp:
CQB with Ak-47assault rifles?

Too bulky, unstable firing, no suppressor to reduce muzzle flash.

They should be using what the Nigerian Navy- bullup semi automatic rifles.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/916528_sbs-on-deck_jpg7024cad26180fb06b971ac3888b52164[/img]

Ak-47 is crap in close quarter battle scenarios.

You sure do know your firelegs lols but you do know your guns

otbliz:
Lol

For this one, if you don't know it, you can't write it.
If you felt you were gonna nail the F before the papers, then you sure have to trust your feelings.

Hopeless

They there

U never heard of necessity mothering invention uhn

I know peeps who will excel at exploiting that system just like tAking candy from a child

jpphilips:
Terry G, is that you?

Smeagol

U never die

jpphilips:
I know my handle gives you a hard on, petroleum jelly isn't a contraband in Nigeria.

Sorry! I'll pass *pukes* your being gay was always a theory I dismissed, now I'm genuinely concerned

For me, a girl or a couple of girls slake my lust, maybe you should try it too

But you're smeagol afterall, I empathise on your uuum.................obvious challenges

Just stop doing soapeee!!

Tis not healthy for ya brain

headboyprince:
Please solve this!!!
A guy wanted to buy a shirt wit d price 97k(thousand), e didnt have money so he borrowed 50k,50k from his mum nd dad respectively. He bought the shirt and he is left with 3k, he gave his mum 1k and dad 1k nd e kept 1k for himself, nw e ows his mum 49k nd dad 49k plus hiz 1k=99k, pls wer z d remainin 1k
Click here to place your answer the winner will be rewarded
Naijacomedyzone.

There's no missing 1k, minus the 2k he returned, he actually borrowed 98k of which he spent 97k and kept 1k to himself
CHIKENA!!!

HSinclair:
6. Make alota Money

AMEN!!! To that

jpphilips:
Terry G, is that you?

Smeagol

So you're still alive?