₦airaland Forum

JiggamanGh:
Soup suppose to be watery. all africans make soup like that except nigerians who doesn't know the difference between soup and stew. Seems everyone knows what soup is except nigerians and they all look the same green.

Senegal soup
Liberian soup
Ghanaian soup
Nigerian soup

Ma guy I have been ignoring your soup vs stew debate all along deeming it irrelevant until i saw the pictures you posted!!! Chai!! It now occurs to me that you're stuck up in literal english definitions and not functions. When a european says soup, am guessing they are referring to gruel meant to be drunk with a spoon, but when Africans sorry Nigerians say soup (apart from the obvious peppersoup), they mean gruel that is supposed to aid in swallowing a bolus so maybe it is us Nigerians that should be literarily correct and stop calling ours soup or it is you who should be functionally correct and stop swallowing your bolus with soup but whichever way, I wouldn't trade places with you and swallow my bolus with your soup instead of my soup sorry stew

mrham03:
and whats the difference

Ma guy difference dey oh!

But to each his/her own

mrham03:
lol, so u love fufu and yet u claim ghanaian foods aint good. Isnt dat strange?

Is fufu ghanian in origin?

Might Need to start a new thread on that 'cos I don't agree

JiggamanGh:
Your government should hv stopped its citizens from referring to the bag as such. That shows hoe civilized Ghanaians are that we don't even bother nigerians for referring to bag as such.

Because, apart from election period, our government(s) don't really care how we Nigerians feel so why on GOD'S good earth should they care how Ghanians feel ? Its not like you have votes they need or opinions they need to pretend they are listening to is it?

chrisviral:
Honestly, if it had a name, I don't know, my elder brother doesn't even and im sure my dad won't too. Funny thing is "even inside Ghana, Nigerians still call the bag Ghana must go" you see.

And that should tell you all you need to know that the naming of the bag as it stands today is totally unconscious and totally without any malice but the problem only arises in ghanians taking the name literarily. Though that's not to say in Ghana-Nigeria confrotations or contests like football, it doesn't take on a symbolic meaning but that, i'll like to believe you have no case against.

JiggamanGh:
There is a negative connotation behind that word. What about the family of the many Ghanaians that died during that event. Don't you think is insensitive for you guys to call it Ghana must go.

The bag preceded the event, so you mean to tell me the bag had no name before the event.

Well that event was just the political class buying into public sentiments of the time to achieve short lived popularity but you conveniently fail to mention that it was a long overdue response to an initial ghanian expulsion of Nigerian citizens around the late 60's with its own attendant disenfranchisement and what did you call it? ............yes, loss of lives and how do I know this? My mums family was one of the victims and they lost two generations worth of the rewards of hardwork and industry which they forced to leave behind and not look back, besides being frisked and robbed again at the togolese and benenoise borders and arriving in Nigeria with only what they wore and nothing else, my grandad died soon after and why? Your guess is as good as mine but i don't cry blood over that besides that is all history now and I only mention this in the context of this dialogue. Just like my mum, i might dislike one or two ghanians i know as people but not ghanians or ghana in general so forgive me if all I can get from your post is that when Nigerians were being expelled from ghana, your folks weren't far sighted enough to name a bag after this exodus but i put it to you that there is a bright side to the "Ghana Must Go" bags and what is it? you might ask................simple, it means unlike my mum's family and those of other Nigerians expelled from ghana, Ghanians expelled from Nigeria were allowed to leave with as many possessions as they could carry.

Fulaman198:
You are uneducated, there are Fulani people in Chad. However, I'm not a Chadian Fulani, I'm a Nigerian Fulani

Of course you are

No chadian or Nigerese fulani ever came from chad or niger, like buhari, abacha and co, you all come from Nigeria!!!

But by your fruits, we shall know you and by that I mean its obvious you're chadian despite protestations and denials to the contrary.

all4naija:
Excuse me?! It is clear you are a Chadian living in Northern Nigeria claiming to be Fulani! Buzz off, you smelling housefly!

Mehn dude!

You're really aggressive

Tone down a bit ehn

Biko

sarmiie:
lord!!!1

i read this whole thread from top to bottom, just cracking my ribs and enjoying the comments

from xenophobia to racism to tribalism, the track just keeps going.....

@SemuhleB', why did you have to spoil the fun na?? sensible comments arent needed here!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Veron265:
Hahaha lol this thread is getting too funny...
'Smelly Africans' hmmm WOW!!!!

Until all Nigerians can afford Deo. roll-on, cologne, wet-wipes etc...you have no business disrespecting the continent

Superiority is a state of mind, just because you deem yourself superior does not necessary mean you are. (Ask the white South Africans).
Sit down and reflect on that!

Arrogance is an ugly trait, it's not looking good on you...
You are Nigerian, you should know better; you are not only superior, but you are well-mannered, a model citizen, cultured, God loving...don't let your people down!

Well said

PocoAPoco57:
Dont even mention London cuz most of u mumugerians r even ashamed to let ppl know u from dat country mumugeria.

Typical gaynian

Nothing like Nigeria or Nigerians to give you a hard on and sky rocket your imbalanced hormones

Would have ignored you but for the fact that uhn well, "THIS FORUM IS ACTUALLY NIGERIAN!!!"
There should be a gaynian forum where you can vent your frustrations with us though i wouldn't know, never checked, never confirmed 'cos you and yours are of little importance to I to warrant the most basic search on google
Which infact makes me a typical Nigerian
Go find some other Nationalities to poke at with ya wittle piggle wiggle as we Nigerians are very homophobic

Apologies to my Ghanian peeps though not this Forcker!!

rocoh:
About Superiority or Inferiority I don't know. What I know is that Nigerians are great and you can't hide true greatness. The World knows Nigeria is the hope of the Black man. If anything goes wrong with Nigeria then Africa is in trouble can you say that about any African country? Nigerian Military trained and still trains the Military of soo many African Country, ask Botswana there was a time when the white man believed that a black man couldn't fly a plane. When they landed in Botswana, the whites there insisted on seeing the supposedly white pilot after being told the pilot was a black, a Nigerian, he still didn't believe and when he wanted to force himself into the plane he was rebuffed for security reasons. .When a Nigerian Naval Ship was sent to Angola there was confusion everywhere this was I think in the Sixties or seventies. The portuguese were bewildered when they saw a Naval Ship fully commanded by a Black Captain. You can read more in General MC Alli's Book. Leave that aside, who knew Nigeria would Contain Ebola.?? They say our country lacks data and organisation true but we were able to trace all the people that flew in Planes that had the ebola victim on Board and any other person that had any contact with any other Ebola victim through any other means. Despite the fact that we did not have a prior plan. But we did not only suppress ebola we defeated it in record time without the help of America. Even WHO was surprised. We might not be sophisticated but we get the Job done. There are only three types of people in the world, Blacks, Whites and Nigerians. God I thank you for making me a Nigerian. I am Proud to be a Nigerian. Our Greatness goes before us.

A$$hole!!!
I like you

JiggamanGh:
Pertaining to Ghanaians it's the truth, we are the most well mannered group of people to step on this earth. It's a trait everyone in the world accepts.

In renly baratheon voice
"The whole world accepts it,from Egypt to Iceland. Old men accepts it with their death rattle, and unborn children accepts it in their mothers' wombs.

Who's everyone?
I seriously hope you didn't include me 'cos I totally don't accept your claim!!!
And of all characters to mime renly baratheon?

whitecat1:
Yoruba has history so rich that nothing can be added to it.

Post a link where the Itsekiris who speak ijebu and bear Yoruba names say they are not Yoruba. As for Edo, there are many tribes there including Yoruba, if names, orisa and oba are to go by. Names like Modupe, Toyin, Taiye/Kehinde are Yoruba names with no meaning or origin in general Edo population except those who probably came with the oba, remember we don't speak the same language.

Names are pointers to one's origin!

Suit yourself with as many theories as you like, it won't still create any affectations in those you noisily and vehemently claim kinship with except those of convenience.
As for the richness of the yoruba culture, because you're so myopic and self centred you study and are besotted with yourself alone you begin to think the whole world revolves around you, who are you to say the ibo, nupe, efik, kanuri cultures are not as rich if not richer than the yoruba culture? When it comes to african art, after ancient egyptian art, which is the second most valuable african culture in terms of monetary value attached to its art? Clue for you is, its Nigerian but not yoruba!! You busy yourselves trying to claim origin of one concept or thought after another you fail to realise that though different and distinct, ancient cultures interacted and shared concepts, thoughts, gods and even sometimes names with one another but that made them by no means products of one another, it only made them culturally related and this isn't unique to africa or asia alone or maybe you'll like to convonce me that the romans descended from the greeks and the greeks descended from the babylonians abi Because that would be why certain concepts, deities and practices were passed from culture to culture over a millenia give or take a few tweaking aNd name changes here and there.
So as for your names pointing to origin not interactions, tell that fib to the gods
CHIKENA!!!

SirShymexx:
Lol. Itsekiri history is out there - written by Itsekiri historians.

Heck, they are mostly of Ijebu stock - and they still have Ijebu clans loool. I would have posted the links to you but I'm busy today.

Ode Jekri - Ode Remo - Ode Ijebu or Ijebu Ode...if you can't see the link in that, then I can't help you lol.

Bini empire was landlocked and no proper Bini historian will ever make that claim. Ijebus traded with Europeans way before anyone. I don't even think there was a Bini empire when Ijebus started trading with Europeans - the empire was built later lol. Learn ya history!

Don't be too busy
Post the link written by this phantom itsekiri author so we can dissect and digest.
Being linked to yoruba's only elicits two emotions
revulsion and disgust

And when you say the Benin empire was landlocked, I hope you're aren't extrapolating the current geo-political confines of the Benin kingdom to the ancient Benin empire 'Cos that will make you seem both daft and ignorant and if you are the history buff you claim to be, you'll know that at its height, the Benin empire shared borders with Dahomey in the west with a claim for the founding of Lagos or Eko(war camp in Bini) being made and also early portugese explorers searching for and finding in Benin City the capital of the empire with whom they traded with and interacted at the coast and even receiving embassage in lisbon from the and I quote "mighty benin mornach" in the person of one of his sons and the much we know of the Bini empire today from that era comes not from theories or thesis, oral traditions and superstitions, assumptions and myths but from actual recorded accounts of these early explorers and that is why it was called an "empire" back then, not kingdom as it is known today!!!

So what empire were you saying was landlocked again

SirShymexx:
Lool. Even Bokohalal and PhysicsQED will never say landlocked Bini came in contact with Europeans before Yorubas.

They always claims Itshekiri but Itsekiris are of Ijebu stock - so they are still somewhat right. Anyway, Yorubas (Ijebus) came in contact with Europeans before any other group in Nigeria. Ijebus were trading clothes with the Portuguese explorers as far back as the 12th or 13th century.

The way you yorubas skew history time and again to suit your pathetic agendas is very sad. I feel sorry for you lot claiming every one has affiliation with you while in the same vein same people are denying any affiliation with you by any means possible.
Have you asked any itsekiri historian about any probable connections between them and ijebus? No! But you ascribe that to them already from the comfort of your armchair.
Now what happens to the already accepted history of a benin prince setting up the itsekiri kingdoms
It never occurred to you that the history of some peoples is not as vague and theoretical as yours.

Seunn11:
There is nothing spectacular about some ibos having fair complexion.
In southern Nigeria, interestingly, places where light skin is widespread are same places where cannibalism is rife or where's eating of dog is common.
An explanation put forward is that places where cannibalism is practiced, the dark skinned people are eaten because they are considered to be more nutritious. Light skinned people are even considered to be cursed.
Now, in societies where cannibalism had been or is being practiced, lighter skinned people grow in number. And now due to civilization in many places, the society that used to eat human have shifted their attention to similar-tasting dog meat.
One should not wonder too much then the connection between cannibalism, eating of dog and large number of light skinned people in certain areas in southern parts of Nigeria.

There are areas in the congo where cannibalism was/is practised depending on who you talk to and they are all dark skinned Why? Because they are sub saharan negroid bantu in origin so do you see why your theory is stewpid and offensive? Except you want to tell me in this case that they ate the fair skinned ones and the cats among them.

billyG:
Wether we like it or not Buhari must contest this election haba!enuff of this nonsense if Buhari is disqualify nigeria will burn! Gej,pdp shld go & learn frm laurent gbagbo.Pdp shld not allow nigeria 2 fall inside well,as pdp came so dey will go nigeria must remain.

Sharrap!
Idiota!!
Internet strongman!!
We'll give you matches and petrol but you no go fit light your own kitchen sef

Mtcheeeeeew!!!

See who wan burn Naija

We look like cote'de'voire for your eye

Mumu dey smell

allanphash7:
Who is senato IGBEKE ?






SMH 4 u ooo




Ihavedecided




God punish GMB
God heal me from stupiidity
God bless Federal republic of Nigera

Haba!!

Eeeeeya!!

Oma se oh!!

brownlord:
Mumu, did you read PDP or apga? In a sane society Buhari won't be talking about election now but if he will be going to jail or not.

So he even filled All progressive congress party APCP instead of all progressive congress APC? Pathetic.

@banicansta, don't let me see your nonsense comment on this thread, I remember you defended Buhari on this when you where still striking keyboard for APC that Buhari never filled the form himself. Please keep your nonsense opinion to yourself or better still get a notebook write it down and keep reading it to yourself.

@topic I wonder how all of this mistake was made on a single form by a man that's suppose to have aids and personal assistant at his disposal.

But you should know na......... barcanista is reformed, he read and understood the writing on the wall at an undisclosed APC brouhaha. The "mene mene tekel parsin" writing.

Demdem:
Damn it, all these for me..............i sound cursed

2nded

AdeKamal:
area!
Ds thing no suppose bad reach dat level. don't u get?
For north and west, na igbo and south south people dey rise fast. In fact, they get associations of various kinds.
To me oo, if hausa fill south south and urhobo, ijaw, etc. join dem people wey they north and west. Na Fedralism or one Nigeria be that.
Anoda thing be say how many south_south people dey apply for all these things. For Example, for west, most igbo people and urhobo or ijaw dey get admission and even job. So, let peace reign and support d change team.
Buhari no get pass one house for him village. Him cook, driver, P.A. (i think) and Vice (PROF. Osinbajo, a redeem pastor are christians.
when he was petroleum minister,
Only 1 refinery dey d whole north. 3 big ones dey for just delta and rivers alone.
The bayelsa woman, mrs Alison, she no build anything instead dem they import am.

PLS, LET'S MAKE a CHANGE!

#CHANGE..

Bullshyte!!!

Demdem:
answer the damn question goon. u had earlier insulted me so face issue at stake

I take solace in the fact that you can only do that sitting in front of your computer screen.

Demdem:
Fool, who are the abokis in charge of PTI that employed 80% abokis. Give names

Insulting you here won't suffice for me.
Breaking something in you will only be a start so no more chit chat

QuotaSystem:
https://misterknuckles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Internet-Warrior.jpg

You'll get your due somehow someday!
Leaving it to karma

QuotaSystem:
The oil is our commonwealth and it belongs to everybody. Until you show me the spot you dug and buried the oil, you can cry me a river.

Anonymity is a b1tch ain't she? That's the only reason a cow like you can rant this trash on a public forum and still have your brains sitting comfortably in your cranium without even the threat of damocle's sword over it. Keep provoking, don't stop, who knows, one day you might do it in person in my presence and get served.
*fingers crossed*

Demdem:
Is hausa Man the minister of Petroleum?
Is Hausa Man the President?
How authentic is their claims?

Do yourself a favour, things you can't say in our faces in person, never grow balls to say them in anonymous chatrooms either............shut tha fvck up!

ruffDiamond:
Hahahaha i just dey all at all these low life SHOP KEEPERS ABI NA SHOP DWELLERs ss tewpid malicious and IGBO(weed )SMOKING IGBOs! Their unbridled generational hatred for the yorubas goes beyond politic and 2015 infact their desperation for RECOGNITION is shown by how they adopted and tagged along after a bas. Tard fisherman .who cant even speak nor understand a single word of the gruffly spoken noisy DIN (much like the sound of falling gravel in a metal drum) they call language ,shit - i can imagine the deltans ,who are crooks themselves giggling and laughing in derision at the stupidity of their new SLAVEs, all servile and ready for a DP (double penetration . . Lol cos that 's how most these igbo goatheads were born !. .all in a bid to earn recognition on a National and international stage so as not to be seen as simply playing their constant and CONSISTENT ROLE OF OF SECOND FIDDLE ON the NATIONAL STAGE ! i.e v.p, senate president, n.u.r.t.w vice president like that !always the tail and never the head so it's all PSYCHOLOGICAL ! Their crude , uncouth and constant insult on the yorubas and hausa is simply away to assuage their HURTS.!! Yes it's all to awolowo and benjamin adekunle (of blessed memory :shoot any mofos that moves or not moving . . Lol ) and SO CALLED IMAGINED AND HYPOTHETICAL BIAFRA LOST FOREVER ! All blamed on the yorubas,i know those fools like i know the back of my hand ! Mostly proffessional criminals of all shade and hue, exporters and importer of same . I tell this.nobody 's fooled for a second abt gowon 's funny declaration of no victor no vanquished i say these people were thorough beaten and even their goat headed leader eze wuruwuru. . Lol had to run away with its puny little between its legs -yeah cos he was a goat an animal hence the its- we know wat they tell their children -the hate e'm speeches and bla bla i jus dey laff see we equally hate yr narrow ass and never trust una for a fraction of a second i told our kids that when it comes to trust and loyalty that compared to the igbos ,JUDAS ISCARIOT WAS A SAINT AND HE 'S CONFIRMED IGBO MAN they asked me why i said because an average igbo man or woman is a lover of MAMMON or money and more than ready can kill to acquire it /and was n't exactly how JUDASCHUKWU BETRAYED HIS MASTER ?? The rest as they say is history and lesson learned u will remain the CONQUERED TRIBE IN NIGERIA if e pain una make una try another secession bulshit again .this time no one will be left standing ! Idiotic set of pooPLE!. . Last bullet,. There was NEVER A COUNTRY jst a jungle full of naked CANNIBALs that was . .

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Behold the most potent yoruba weapon
A diatribe full of invectives and hot air
Bottle it up and go blow it over illorin let's see how many hausas will drop dead just because you wish it.
Oh! How I wish some modafvcking gambari/fulani or hausa would come try this in delta state Na there you go know say as an isoko man, two edged cutlass na anatomical extension of my two hands

I know its not my business sha, but as a fellow southerner forget the politics, I dey shame for una
Chai!!!

Elypsis:
we aint cowards bro, we're jst a peace lovin tribe,nt violent but if we vex we don vex be dat....were u nt born when OPC dey paranoid abi??go ask older ones u can find dem go tell u.Meanwhile disclose ur tribe make we hear nau....Am proudly Yoruba

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Did I hear u say ho pee she?

NA wa oh!
This does it for me......
It's official now.....
Most yoruba are cowards
I witnessed your OPC's evolution and trust me, they ain't shyte! Well, not at least when I knew them @ their most aggressive early in Obj's first tenure and that was because there was an Obj @ the top tacitly indulging them as a bulwark against potential sectarian violence and when you say OPC sef, those are the few yorubas when get liver small. The only yorubas I honestly dread are those that were born, grew up and matured in my area south south and those ones stopped being yorubas long ago....those ones na men them be, those ones, like typical south south boys, don't fight in groups like OPC and are self reliant one man armies, those ones get mind die and they are also soft spoken unlike your typical yoruba bus stop tout and they are the reasons why I didn't generalise and call all yorubas cowards.

Raiders:
I agree with some of your statement. But how are you sure that the former VC will win PDP ticket. Anenih is the highest ranking PDP member in Nigeria since OBJ left PDP so there is no way his prefer candidate will not win the PDP ticket. Since GEJ has a lot of respect for Aneneh. Like I said earlier, PDP will not win Edo because of Anenih. Oshiomole is going to appoint his successor when the time for election comes. So the next election is likely going to be between Oshiomole and Anenih candidates and I guess you know that Most people in Edo would rather vote for Oshiomole candidate than Anenih candidate. If PDP want to win Edo state they should tell Anenih not to get invovle in Edo politics. However, I don't see that happening as long as Anenih is still alive.

The PDP anenih of previouS years is no longer the anenih of today. Them done fall him hand well well for Edo state esp after oshiomolE win him 2nD term so anenih is now a largely spEnt force n Edo state pd

pld4reel:
70,000 DEGREE HOLDERS WERE UNEMPLOYED THEN ACCORDING TO THE PAPER. HOW MANY DEGREE HOLDERS ARE UNEMPLOYED NOW ??

Exactly!!!
If you couldn't employ only 70,000 then, you expect me to believe you will employ 1.5 million now ?

The OP is spot on on this topic and it is a good one at that though the situation is not peculiar to Nigeria alone but a major difference exists that in many other countries, citizens have been conditioned from childhood to expect help and assistance when certain emergency numbers are called and resort to doing that first before indulging in this insensitive social media nonsense.