₦airaland Forum

Vikky014:

oh dear! She's not looking happy

donphilopus: Later some people will invade here to tell us that SaharaReporters is allergic to reporting a positive news about the Nigerian Military. Ride on SaharaReporters, we're solidly behind you.

Meanwhile, kudos to the Nigerian Military!

na now day break for sahara reporters?

8, 16 & 18

Vikky014:

aaaw, y u no talk na? Abi mo we go private?

Vikky014: hmmmm dis one don enter voice mail

it doesn't hurt . . . . . . . . . much and sometimes not at all, am done with talking, i'll rather show you, just an hour or two and . . . . . Voila! U're immuned.
Abi how u see am na?

Abeg come preach am for benin. To ma knowledge, the typical benin family must have one child abroad(not judging oh!) abeg benin people no vex with me oh! It's just my observation

Vikky014: dnt know o.

u don't?
Use ur imagination na, it involve an injection of sorts.

sweetgala: They are an imperial nation and would always seek their own interest. You need to go read up on new age nationalism, america doesn't want the growth of super powers, That would only challenge their economy, future and that is why they brain drain Africa , and other continents and would not support the development of a truely stable super nation.

What you need to ask is why can't Nigeria with all the opportunity develop as is necessary.
We do not have stable power supply, out politicians fail us and loot the treasury with impunity.
We have bad roads, Nigerians die from armed robbery , poor health services , we have poor drainage systems and people loose their lives and belongings every time it rains heavily.

Please stop asking another nation to help you do what you need to do for yoyrself .

and also, when we help ourselves, america and americans should stop claiming the credit.

Sagamite: Kai!

Look at the product of our failed education system o!

When he posted this, he taught "AHHHH! I am going to make sense. No be me?".

no cretinous?
No person?
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No p, its only a cedi, i have more to spare.
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* throws another cedi into the pot *
and don't fail me this time sagapork! Dat's my money u know. . .
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Our? I completely reject,deny,renounce any affiliation with u stupid Oinkmaestro!

Sagamite: Another cretinous person!

Product of a failed educations system!

E no go better for Abacha and IBB for destroying your life.



You are a cretinous person!

Did you jump gutter and give 10% tithe?

PRAAAY!

better a gutter than ur fettering cesspit of a nation called ghana.
And haven't i warned you to stop oinking around ma farm? U're growing balls oh! Ehn piggy boy? Hope u don't want to go animal farm on me george owellian style chanting "2 legs bad,4 legs good" ?
Before u come and overthrow ma regime on this farm, i will harvest you and other like minded piggies, at least let me make some profit from you and the rest for the resources i have put into fattening u up so much so that you even look like an slowpoke.
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Suddenly i have an hunger for porkpie and porkstew.
Anybody else interested in chowing some pork? Am gonna have a porkfest soon and you're all invited, sagamite the pork will be on the menu. Let's all hope he tastes better than he looks because if you see him now, u might loose appetite.
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For the record and quote me, am better educated than you, your forefathers, your future generations and your whole miserable village back in ghana combined, and am a product of Nigerian education so whose educational system is failed now ehn? Who are the academics that ghana can boast of internationall? Idiota!
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Anybets? Am betting he'll use cretinous, illiterate and/person in his next rant. Am throwing one cedi into the pot.
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Yep! Dat's me sending you scurrying back to pick up your dictionary.
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U daft oaf!

whitenight2012: I still think BH will top box office. Better picture and ammunition.

yep, dat's the plan, but we'll need the real corpses of major actors especially GEJ antagonists at the red carpet presentation for both cinematic and publicity purposes. Any volunteers? Buhari? El-rufisco? Liar muhammed? Anybody?
C'mon, help us make this movie a blockbuster na!

Vikky014: lol

u know d method i use in sharing immunity sha?

Vikky014: hmmmm am an ebola patient o

no p,
am immuned against all strains.
Come visit me,
let me transfer my immunity to you.
Plus my white blood cells are ZMAP laced.

Vikky014: hahahahaha *falls from mango tree

*catches u, kisses u, u ask why, i reply "u stopped breathing, so i did a mouth to mouth*

Sagamite: Two more cretinous fcktards!

A nation full of cretins dumb to the bone.

How much did you give Pastor today before you returned to jump open gutter to get into your apartment?

JEEEEEEEESUS!

u're one daft swine of a ghanian u know?
WTF's wrong with u, u ain't d only boar am fattening up for christmass u know so y u going around Oink Oinking! Around ma farm hamboy?
U think u're talking but all i hear is OINK! OINK! and frankly its becoming boring, if i hear one more oink from your disgusting porcine oinktrap that you call a mouth am going to fastrack your promotion into tomorrows ham and small chops.
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IDIOT!
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X-genes.

Me being able to use 100% of my brain and b like a quadruple version of jean grey sort of like ehn. . . . . . . . .a level 20 mutant.

Space flight through artificial wormholes.

Intergalactic travel.

Replicators(like in startrek)

ISpiksDaTroof: Boko Haram is your creation, deal with it. Believe me on this, if we were to reveal all we know on the sect your country will be on fire within 24hrs. Have you noticed that since your Chief Pastor and President were exposed in South Africa--- and the distraction bomb they set off in Kano the next day--- that Boko Haram bombings have been virtually non existent? Now, you tell me who is behind it.

ooooooooh!

am very scaaaaaaaared oh!. . . . . . . .
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encyclopedia bokoharamica is going to expose us soon.,
pls don't do it, . . . . .pls,. . . . . .pls,. . . . . Don't. . . . . . . . . .i promise to be a good bad boy 4rm now on so help me GOD.

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Talk is cheap!
Do the expose yourself and reveal ahead and earn yourself a place on larry king live on CNN. Ooops! Sorry, larry king no longer works there, well, channels news will have to suffice, i hope you don't mind

also, being on fire is what we do so don't b scared for us.
burning is what we don't do, that's one neat Nigerian trick that has been confounding u guys from time immemorial.
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Have you also noticed that shekau the 2nd has been killed?
That the Nigerian and Cameronian armies have been pounding boko haram mercilessly without your aid?
Also that boko haram members have been surrendering themselves in droves? And most recently, have you noticed that boko haram members have been fighting and killing each other?
Sorry, i had to add this, did you also notice that certain voiceferous opposition politrickcians who at one time or another called boko haram "freedom fighters" and "my brothers and friends" have been mum on recent developments?
You must have noticed that the U.S is/was asking for proof of shekau the 2nd's death, like we owe u a goddamn explanation.
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So mr conspiracy theorist, here is a theory for you. The U.S and the opposition are the founders and financeers of boko haram.
Go chew on that.

And while you are busy with that, alert encyclopedia ISISca and tell it, its attention is needed, that there are pertinent questions on ISIS that need answering

MichaelSokoto: Noh worry!
Jez gather all d laff wey u dey laff now, for 2015 wen dem gor dey swear in GMB, I gor come tell u say make u come spread out d laffs 4 dis thread hia make we dey see

no p,
laff suspended

we'll see

Sagamite: You are a fcking reetard!

I am currently watching a documentary programme on a UK channel on the Ebola Virus in Sierra Leone.

Some Sierra Leonean cretins were attacking a hospital because they do not believe Ebola exists. They think it is just an attempt to steal blood.

Because of this daft rumour, many more sick people are hiding in their homes and obviously infecting family members.

Can you see why I am insulting you fcktards who have cements for brains and like to make unsubstantiated attribution to rubbish?

Fcktards are dangerous to society. You are more dangerous than Ebola.

If you did not have cement for brains, you would comprehend that. person!

Black Monkeys!

chill boy!

Practice some self control!

Must you be on medication all the time to curb your aggresiveness?

See spittle coming out of your mouth and flying towards every corner.

Let me go get you your meds before you degenerate further.
No.
Let me go wear a HAMZAT suit first. . . . .with u spitting in the name of talking in every direction.

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Here's your prozac refill.

Now, BEGONE 4RM HERE!

And now, i hose myself down with chlorine.

Any ZMAP shot to spare 4 me?
I just attended to a peculiar fellow.

whitenight2012: 4 months to election and the army all of a sudden has started crushing BH. Bad things magically start happening to them in their camp and some of their members have started surrendering.

BEST NOLLYWOOD SCRIPT EVER.

I jst couldn't bliv the government could go this far jst to make sure they say they achieved something during campaign.

the script will be more interesting if you play your part, go to a boko haram controlled part of borno and get killed because you dont fit in and increase our civillian casualty list.
That will be something substantially significant achieved by Goodluck against the 2015 election.
U know, the maitatsine movie of the 80's written by yours truly GEJ and shot on location in the same North-east will be surpassed by the block-buster boko haram, when it is released in the cinemas.
We expect to see your corpse at the red carpet.

exxell: Cool it off bro.... I CANT LOVE WHAT DOES NOT LOVE ME BACK. NIGERIA DOES NOT LOVE HER CITIZENS. AGAIN BY THE GRACE OF GOD, MY FUTURE DOES NOT DEPEND ON NIGERIA AND WILL NEVER BE. GOD WILLING, MY COUNTRY OF DWELLING AND DESTINY (PROMISED LAND) WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO ME SOON. NIGERIA IS VERY BAD! PERIOD! ANY DAY I ACKNOWLEDGE IN MY HEART THAT AM A NIGERIAN, MAY MY TONGUE CLEAVE TO MY MOUTH! THIS COUNTRY IS A FRAUD, EVERYTHING IN IT IS FRAUDULENT AND CORRUPTION AND WICKEDNESS RUNS IN THE BLOOD OF HER CITIZENS. THE SITUATION IS SO BAD. THERE IS NO NEED HIDING THE TRUTH. EVEN THE YOUTHS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE FUTURE-LESS AND HOPELESS BECAUSE THEY HOPED ON NIGERIA. LET THE WORLD KNOW THE TRUTH! WE ARE WICKED AS A NATION.

didn't u know?
The country of your dwelling and promise land has been revealed for some time now.
Its somalia na! so what are you waiting for? Getting moving
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and BOMB voyage!
hahahahahaha!
hahahahahaha!
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and never you come back, never EVER!
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IDIOT

Sagamite: What a cretinous person!

Bloody illiterate.

Product of a failed education system.

dude, anytime i see person on a post, i scroll back up and unsuprisingly see that its u, is that like you one punch line?

smartg: All I noticed is that bokoharam is Government property nd nobody should risk their life in tampering with it, OTHERWISE you will face your own death sentenced, just as d 12 soldiers who went to fight bokoharam were sentenced to death. Our government(including all d top military personel) are not interested in fighting against bokoharam. Shekau was only killed because he mis-behaved. He left the sabimsa forest where they asked him to stay nd entered inside the main state trying to claim d whole state which was not the normal duty assigned to him. Therefore I advise the innocent Nigerian soldiers to use their brain, whenever they send you to go nd fight bokoharam be very careful. cos The government are not willing to fight, Otherwise you will face a greater punishments when you return from the fight. Whenever you want to go nd fight bokoharam nd any of your top commanders or major generals did not go with you, don't go. But if you go, be very careful, cos that fight is not meant to be very serious. What the government is doing is to capture the bokoharams, build a boys-quarter for them, send them to schools nd send them back to d street. Then, arrest d soldiers who went to fight them nd sentence them to death. The government fight against bokoharam is just a Camouflage,
SOLDIERS BE WARNED.

oh!
I get it now,
u're using style to beg our gallant NA to go easy on ya brothers abi?

SHEGEI!

DAM BANZA!

Vikky014: how do you mean?i wunt b surprised if u r an APC supporter

matter of fact, he is an APC cum sahara repoters supporter plus he is also a pseudo boko haramite.

He also confided to me that he time travels and that he went to 2015 and saw buhari win the election and i only replied him with the words of PEJ "diaris GOD oh!"

MichaelSokoto: M.u.m.u
Ya mates are in europe designin & buildin hi-tech carz wif automatik steerin handles & touch screen dash boards plus voice recognition ignition system, u re here worshippin papa deceive pikin lootocracy agenda
Na wa

and u dey here dey doo wetin?
Astral projection and election forecasting abi?
And no b ur fadas invent lootocracy?
Abi u neva ask yourself why d abacha family come rain, come shine no fit poor like dangote? Abi na jersey No. 10 maradona u want make i talk about and d 1990 gulf war oil windfall?
So na now e be lootocracy abi?

Dog chop ya mouth. . . . .mtcheeeeeew!

engrhorla: HmMmmmm, with this news where will one start?
Last week, GEJ who has bn clueless as far as BH is concerned said ' BH will be eradicated by October'
In the last 2 or 3 weeks, BH is been over-powered by the Army! And these are supposed to be the Army that flee when BH attacks. Hence the question , what is the Army doing right? What is BH doing wrong?
Since the importation of Ebola into Nigeria, every talk of the Chibok girls faded from the government even to the activists. But now, another Chibok girl escaped and she is pregnant. And FG declared they are still searching for these girls that have been been kidnapped for about 170 days.

This all seem like drama, a sitcom series.
And like all dramas, we'll just sit down, grab some popcorns and watch!

as per ur question,
what BH is doing wrong is fighting conventionall en mass.
What d army is doing right is having identified maiduguri as BH's prime target, they dug in and fortified all maiduguri's surrounding environs in anticipation of thier attack and attack they did up to 4 time which cost them heavily. U should remember that prior to this, BH tactics were unconventional, always picking soft targets like schools, churches, travellers and defenceless communities here and there stretching the NA thin without enough numbers and firepower to confront them.

MichaelSokoto: Praise be to God

PDP shebi una c as diz kain news dey sweet me wella

APCs northern votes alone will complete & pass d formerly targeted 12million, then plus 20million plus 4rm southy, everyfin 2geda atleast 30million votes 4 APC in 2015
Jehovah, Allah, Eledumare, Chukwu's name be praised!

Haterz go get a life in advance

Mr. APshit!

Am on ya case.

So it's now 30 million, no longer 42 million?
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are we getting in touch with reality?
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
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Wait first,
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how una won take do am? I mean to zombielize the whole naija so that come election day everybody go dey chant "sàï buhari! sàï buhari!" even VP sambo and President Goodluck too?
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Me go like see that magic too oh!
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Abi u wan initiate operation vote only APC psychic-neural interface across the whole of naija from sokoto on election day?

ABEG OH!
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Me go like dey in charge of my thinking faculty on election day oh!
Hahahahahaha! LWKMD

@justplainpaul
did u hear me blow ma whistle?
Abi u dey try me?
Guy warn yourself oh!
Even inside capua, rules dey oh!
B4 i stone u red card

@justplainpaul
did u hear me blom ma whistle?
Abi u dey try me?
Guy warn yourself oh!
Even inside capua, rules dey oh!
B4 i stone u red card

Ibnsultan: If as a Nation we are afraid to deal with criminals than there is a problem
Nigeria on the brink. Cramjones

yes we are, sad as it is to say, some people are tin gods and touching them always results in the loss of lives and property of common people both in the north and in the south of the country, i too have suffered loss of family too so i should beleive i know what am talking about. In Nigeria, our maxim is peace at any cost, even at the cost of justice.

And for the record, i never said UBTH was worse than other TH's, i only said i would talk about the TH that am familiar with because they might have the facilities and some outstanding personel, but collectively, thier record leaves us it's students, alumnus and surrounding community wanting for more because we hold our TH to a much more higher standard than just one of the best in the country and also, i will like other contributors to come on this thread and point out flaws in thier TH's instead of just arguing baselessly over nothing afterall, the saving of human lives is what this is all about.
Also, what good is the best TH to you if you'll rather fly out to india for a routine medical proceedure if you could afford it?