Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2014 |
nomabeeee:
am so busy ..dnt hv time for movies(if dts one)..I want ur own xplanation..still waiting okay, for the uninitiated, the force is like raw power and it exists in every living thing, force wielders are those very few people who can tap into this raw power and use it. sith are those people who tap into this power and use it for their personal benefit and when you use the force for personal benefit, the result is always evil so therefore the sith use the dark side of the force. At any point in time, there can only be two sith i.e the sith lord(who is evil personified) and the sith aprentice who is the instrument of wielding all this evil power. Both are renamed and a suffix is attached to their names - darth. For example, the most famous or should i say most infamous is Darth Vader. Jedi are those who tap into the force and use it to help everybody but themselves, they are said to use the light side of the force and they are the good guys and are always on the constant battling within themselves so as not to yield to temptations of greed, power, lust and over attachment because when they yield to any of these, they fall from the good side and become evil, so being a jedi is mostly about personal discipline because it is very easy to fall into the dark side but very difficult to escape from the dark side for example, the infamous Darth vader was once known as jedi master anakin skywalker, the most talented, promising youngest Jedi master whose coming was prophesied of, but his love(attachment) to his wife(princess leaia) whom he married in secret whose death during childbirth he foresaw in a vision(his visions always came true), made him vunerable to seduction by the sithlord darth sidius(who in real life was the leader of the galaxy or chancellor palpatine) who told him the dead can be ressurected and his wife need not die and for that he conived and killed thousands of jedi almost wiping out the jedi order in order to learn the ability to save the woman he loved from the sithlord sidius or palpatine. The jedi have four ranks in their order and these are I - younglings. II - padawans. III - knights. IV - Masters. The younglings are just small children who have the ability to use the force and they are taught history, basic skills and self control at this stage. The padawans are older jedi who are attached to an experienced knight to continue their education under these knights in real life situations. They are given missions and tasks which they perform under the guidance of these knights, here they are forced to confront themselves and temptations that can make them fall to the dark side. It is sort of like an Industrial Attachment programme. The knights are those padawans who graduate from this experience and this is the stage where they become fully fledged Jedi and can be trusted to act on their own without supervision because they are supposed to have learned one very important lesson which is with great power comes even greater responsibility, so, they balance their actions delicately knowing possible consequences. The Masters are those knights of many years of experience who have built a reputation as incorruptible and fair agents of justice and above all they exhibit uncanny wisdom in all situations. There are only ever very few masters and they sit on the jedi council and decide the affairs and activities of all jedi. Most famous are jedi masters mace windu, kwai gon jiinn, obi-wan kenobi who trained anakin skywalker/darth vader and the most famous i think is master yoda. So when someone says the force is strong with this one, its a type of compliment meaning u're exceptionally skilled, brilliant, talented, unique e.t.c damn! I explained this better than i intended to, i think i'll make a very decent lecturer . . . . . . . or storyteller, depends i guess on your passion for the topic/subject.  well i hope you have all the info you need now to help you pass this course - starwars 101. What do you think? |
Education › Re: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by BraniacX(m): 8:26am On Oct 07, 2014 |
13. The predators(rapists) looking for unwary prey, they hang around unlit corridors and parks hardly ever in the classrooms waiting for unescorted girls.
14. Those looking for anonymous and sometimes group sex with total strangers. Yep, you'll be suprised, i have heard a tale or two, they continue going to nightclass alone not to read but to advertise whatever(esp girls) especially after exams are over. |
Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 7:48am On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy(my Experience); Is It Worth It? by BraniacX(m): 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
ugwum007: epistle to d French gods wetin do our naija gods ehn  y not sango, amadioha and co  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 8:14pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
nomabeeee: how do u mean?which force pls?what's jedi? go and watch star wars |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 8:13pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
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Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 8:06pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
[quote author=Intacta post=26882541][/quote]oh! Just dat u gat wisdom |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:15pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Teespice: nice rebuttal.
onto other things, aren't these guys tired of lamenting and whining about Naija girls. Naija girls this, Naija girls that.
yet they will try all their best to impress, if possible woo, date and probably marry the same set of girls they castigate on a daily basis.
ko ye mi oooo. una no dey tire? Datz how we rollllllllllll  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
iscom: And you didn't mention the size of the penis[phallus] hahahahahahaha!  hahahahahahaha!  MEGALOphallusMAXIMUS  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
[quote author=obiaguna post=26876678][/quote]we know, and when u crap, diamonds come outta ma ar.se. . . . ryt?
Permit me to *YINMU* lobattan |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Intacta: ... once again, Master Yoda Intacta! Your wisdom leaves me in awe.  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 2:02pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Intacta: & vice versa hmmm! Jedi Master yoda Intacta. |
Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 1:57pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sagamite: Fuuktard, answer. Are you waiting for me to come and save your from misery?  have u seen your potrait lately dorian sagamite grey? Av seen what you become. YUCK! I woulda said save yourself first but honestly, u're already beyond saving now |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 1:52pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Elle780: Naija girls dis naija girlz dat. Leave us alone nah!  you'll miss us badly |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 1:38pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
DestinedSharon: Yes swty... Understanding tricks me alot. It takes an understanding guy to be able to love and maintain love. greed is a sign of the dark side, greed, gre. .e. .ed, gre. .e.. .e!!WHAT!! So its you?  EHN!  So you're the hidden SITH lord? *turnsonlightsaber* am coming for you  DARTH DESTINED SHARON!  |
Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sagamite: You are hoping I save you?  is this a case of clairvoyance gone gaga? Or are u going nutty? Or maybe you imagine your alter ego to be some sort of psychic like prof xavier and you're over wherever (london zoo's my favourite guess) thinking you're able to think at all talk much less of knowing what am thinking. Let me give u a clue vegetable, am thinking u're making this duel far too easy for me, this is honestly a stroll in the park, am thinking i might actually have to give up on you if you don't start getting creative, i mean, i don't want people to say i'm riding roughshod on you because of your low I.Q, people will start thinking am a bully so sit up! and make this fun for me or phase out. But uhn, seems you're still stuck in that imaginary world where you're cool so,. . . . . . . . . . . .hate to bust ya bubble  . . . .nah! Love to.  wake up and look into your potrait dorian sagamite grey! Your glory days, if you ever had any, are now the shadows of a memory (long gone) SUCKER! |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 1:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Zarathena: Hmmmm. Some of us like the intellectual connection o. I'm a sucker for witty guys. Not some dull fellow with lame come backs. Quite boring 
Hmmmm. Some of us like the intellectual connection o. I'm a sucker for witty guys. Not some dull fellow with lame come backs. Quite boring well then, . . . .try me out. |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
litetias: You meet a girl that you like, what do you do? Look into her eyes 70% of the time while talking to her. Voila, connection initiated, everything else is easy. ehn hen!  is that so  Share with us the formula na including the variables(dependent and independent) and the constant plus any conversion factors. |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Heebucun: Most intelligent comment so far.If u ask them what dey want in a girl u will see dem listing tins but instead of dem to learn from the post nah bashing.so it is wrong for a girl to desire all this qualities in a Guy?as for me I can do without the foreigner stuff but the rest of the six is owk.I won't settle for Too less than I deserve. jedi padawaan heebucun, u must let to let go of all wordly desires and let the force flow through you and bring clarity to you . . You must find your center(number) in the force(list) and then use it like a true jedi. Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahaha!  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 12:53pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
nomabeeee: No 1,2,3,6 and 7 excellent..buh u see no 5,its a no-no for me...the annoying part is d part of skiping work for me..it won't be appreciated one bit..and then above all I can't resist a man who is a Godlover.. hmmmmm! The FORCE IS STRONPG WITH THIS ONE JEDI NOMABEEE |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 12:51pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
CuteMaro: Nice 1 OP... The foreign guy works quite well.. But u know, I guess it's individual differences.. My Advice : DO NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN, WOMEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN YET THEY HATE EACH OTHER... hahahahahahahaha! . Hahahahahahahaha!  |
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by BraniacX(m): 12:43pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 12:17pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sagamite: Fuuktard, you are still waiting for us abroad to come and save you?  "us abroad?"  "Save who?"  Have you looked in the mirror lately? If u did u'll be like "OH SHYIT!  IS THIS WHAT I'VE BECOME?  HELP!  HEEEELLLLLP!  SOMEBODY SHOULD COME AND KILL ME PLEASE! PLEEEEASE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZZZZZ!" so tell me, how can you save me when u obviously couldn't save yourself?  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  |
Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 10:02am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sagamite: Fuuktard!  what type `o treats do ya zoo mates like? I got dog treats, cat treats hmmm, let me see,............................................ Ok,.......... there's also banannas, a bit of cheese and. . . Of course your personal favourite. . . Pigtreats or should i say human shyite  |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Adamawa Residents On Sallah Day by BraniacX(m): 9:48am On Oct 05, 2014 |
teufelein: David Woods of AnsweringMuslims.com dedicates his time to studying the Quran and hadith (Muhammad’s quotes and biography). Now, he has compiled a list of 10 scriptures to expose the hypocrisy of the moderate Muslim, proving that ISIS is the true example of devout Islamists:
10. Muslims must hate non-believers Quran 3:32 – “Obey Allah and the Messenger (Muhammad); but if they turn away, then indeed, Allah does not love the disbelievers.”
9. Muslims must discriminate against unbelievers Quran 48:29 – “Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah; and those with him are forceful against the disbelievers, merciful amongst themselves.”
8. Muslims can rape women, so long as they take them as wives or slaves Quran 4:24 – “And [also prohibited to you are all] married women except those your right hand possess.”
7. Muslims must persecute those who are against the establishment of an Islamic State Quran 5:33 – “Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land. That is for them a disgrace in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment.”
6. Muslims must slaughter anyone who won’t convert to Islam Quran 9:5 – “And when the sacred months have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakah, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.”
5. Muslims can be merciful by forcing Jews and Christians to pay fines and live in apartheid Quran 9:29 – “Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture – [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.”
4. Muslims may slaughter other Muslims Qruan 9:73 – “O Prophet, fight against the disbelievers and the hypocrites and be harsh upon them. And their refuge is Hell, and wretched is the destination.”
3. Muslims must not be peaceful or moderate, but war for Allah Quran 9:111 – “Indeed, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties [in exchange] for that they will have Paradise. They fight in the cause of Allah , so they kill and are killed.”
2. Muslims should not seek peace unless they have rid their community of unbelievers Quran 47:35 – “So do not weaken and call for peace while you are superior; and Allah is with you and will never deprive you of [the reward of] your deeds.”
1. Peaceful quranic verses were before Allah’s commands of slaughter, and are therefore annulled
Quran 2:106 – “We do not abrogate a verse or cause it to be forgotten except that We bring forth [one] better than it or similar to it. Do you not know that Allah is over all things competent?”
Considering the extreme nature of these verses, it would seem redundant to claim that ISIS are extremists of Islam, while they actually interpret the quranic commands as literally as possible, resurrecting the barbaric leadership of their prophet Muhammad.
Still, Muslims who choose to follow the abrogated commands of Allah are out-dated, choosey, and, according to the Quran 9:73, hypocritical. While debating that ISIS fighters are truly representing Islam in its purest form doesn’t solve the crisis, it is the first step to acknowledging that Islam is the problem and will always breed terror. case settled muslim = terrorist *slams the gavel* |
Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 9:32am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sagamite: Fuuktard!  getting creative are we  ? 4rm f.c.k.tard to fuuktard uhn?  don't worry, seun and crew will catch up wif ya u've not still told me the zoo you live in yet, i was planning to bring you treats whenever i come visiting  |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Adamawa Residents On Sallah Day by BraniacX(m): 1:58pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
modestdude: while Shekau is bleeping 7 virgins i actually think its more like 70-71. Point is d -1 is some fugly brawny hairychested giant with baseball bat for a shaft d opposite of young,nubile and female, meaning shekau is being bloody a.r.s.e fvcked right now in hell  how's that for a celestial reward for being so pious?  |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Adamawa Residents On Sallah Day by BraniacX(m): 1:45pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
This has got to stop sooner or later, far too many lives have been lost, our gallant NA should re-enforce and flush out these monsters and soon. Also, all BH moles, saboteurs, sympathizers and the likes should be flushed out of our Army and nailed to a cross along with their political backers and sponsors. |
Politics › Re: @bbcafrica Changes Gear Again,now Reports "NA Kills 70 Boko Haram Members." by BraniacX(m): 1:39pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Fingers crossed, waiting to see how this would pan out but if it as it is reported above. . . . . . SHAHARIA REPORTERS! Na wah  for una oh! |
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Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by BraniacX(m): 1:08pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Sagamite: person, you are waiting for us to save you?  u can put a space suit on pig, take it to mars, it'll still remain a pig or closer to home, i beleive the late fela said, you can take a monkey to london, put a tie and jacket on it, it will still have a tail and be a monkey, never a man! Tell me, u probably wear a jacket and a tie now, do you now think your self a man  ? Let me tell you the only value your red or martian passport has to me. . . . Wiping ma a.r.s.e silly  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  ha!  |