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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Packs Out Of Teebillz' House ? by BraniacX(m): 12:53pm On Oct 02, 2014
Hishuula: . e don pass ashawo.my papa self dey always mute anytime we dey watch the girl video.I once put her pic on my phone and I started finding a way to fix in my p**** where USB is supposed to be
guy! shocked guy! shocked guy! shocked

no near there oh! angry
i get plans for her oh! Go meet okpo! Because na only she fit cure my ashawo tongue
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls For Revolution by BraniacX(m): 10:26pm On Oct 01, 2014
hifaif: Goes to show that you can only rant. FYI, I don't know any APC member here in Anaheim or have any as a friend. And as a nerd and a patriot, money (especially money from politicians) don't sway me. I love my comfortability and I will never sell my future for a few naira.

I found myself in this thread not to hold briefs for Tinubu but to fight political party obsession that is dividing and destroying the youths (including you)

A man calls for you to use your commonsense to effect a change in government by voting wisely and you all conclude without thinking deeply that he is asking you to take up arms.

Words can be used literally or figuratively. In this case, it was used figuratively. If the government thought it was inciting, shouldn't they be charging Mr. Tinubu already?

Or maybe you think your government is afraid of him, in which case we should conclude that they are weak and people should boot them out through votes?
i think d oda dude is trying to also inform you that d term "common sense revolution" is a misnomer here in Nigeria. This means if you're trying to hold Nigeria, her politrickcians and people to ideal standards and ideas or lets say western standards and ideas, then you have failed before you started.
My advice is that you come live in Nigeria for at least a year so that you'll develop a different perspective to issues. A Nigerian perspective.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 10:05pm On Oct 01, 2014
Sagamite: You are BOTH ......................................{Oya, say it in a harmonic chorus}................







........FCKTARDS!



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hey shitbrain! U up 4 ur rehearsal yet? Oi sagapork! Up! Up! Munch some shit and start practicing.
Travel › Re: 3 Nigerians Beaten-up In India (video) by BraniacX(m): 10:01pm On Oct 01, 2014
SinghInLagos: Thank you my brother. You have make a good point also. If you can link me that post where that Indian said bad thing about Nigeria and Ebola then please show me. I will print and send link to our embassy here in Lagos. We sometime have community meeting in the embassy and so i will bring up this issue. Is not that they will solve it but at least it will bring aware of such a thing. We should all be good ambassador of our country and so this issue should be shown to the PR dept in embassy. Maybe also the web admin take down that post.
Everyone know that Nigeria health dept did wonderful job and solve the Ebola problem in Nigeria. I think even America and Europe impressed on that.
no p, would source 4 it.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Packs Out Of Teebillz' House ? by BraniacX(m): 9:56pm On Oct 01, 2014
Hishuula: I love the girl like oloribu....when I heard she is getting married then,I was heavily sweating and I was like haaaa mission failed. seriously when I'm listening to her songs my hand will be going straight into my boxer and now I think its time for me to keep the hope alive
ashawo!
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NO JUST NEAR HER OH!
Travel › Re: 3 Nigerians Beaten-up In India (video) by BraniacX(m): 9:21pm On Oct 01, 2014
SinghInLagos: I am Indian man living in Lagos past 10 years and I am feeling very much shame for this incident. I please beg all the Nigerian don't be upset about this. What those Indian boys did is evil and I pray the police to deal with them. I enjoy my stay here and Nigerian treat me like family and I am treat them like my brother and sister also. Please don't to take what these boys did as people of India. These are just the bad egg of India - criminal boys.any Nigerian travel to the India and have no problem and do schooling, shopping, medical, business and all enjoying themselves in India.
Long live Nigeria and India.
dude, why i can't take out my anti-indian sentiments on you right now is because i know that every society has it's ills and things like this discrimination happen to us almost everywhere even or should i say especially in other african countries. But having said that, i know my fellow Nigerians are a mixed lot (good,bad and ugly) but we shouldn't be treated like this on the basis of an allegation should we? Besides this is not an isolated incident, for the past few months if not more, public sentiments in India has been steadily going anti-Nigerian for reasons i can fathom including a populist politician or two making anti-Nigerian allegations besides, this is not an isolated incident is it? When did Nigerians become persona non grata in India? Foreigners live and work in Nigeria and are tolerated for almost any offence, allowed to get away with almost any thing and are generally given an all welcoming embrace, must we be the only ones acting civil in relationships with nationals of other countries? Right now, i have been having a private cyber war with an indian national for the past two weeks over a comment he made on a bbc post about ebola in west africa in which he alleged and i quote "wicked Nigerian leaders are stealing charitable money meant for other countries and are exporting terrorism, immorality and i think he said disease to other peacefull countries" i asked him to clarify because am from Nigeria and nothing like that happened to the best of ma knowledge, he responded and i quote "africa has lots of minerals like gold, blah blah blah but the people are so poor and collect charitable money from other countries including india to feed their children and that the rest of the world is no longer deceived" i replied him saying am from Nigeria and we never needed that kind of assistance and India feeding Nigeria was a hilarious idea. He responded with insults and racist remarks, i told him i wasn't going to insult India on account of him and that i have come across decent and brilliant Indians and count some as friends and he replied saying and i quote "they must be black indians" and that, was my introduction to intranational racism in india, i told him that if he could look down on his fellow Indians, then i have failed in my endeavour to educate him about my country and continent before i ever began, he just wasn't ready to be corrected on his preformed opinion on who and what Nigerians and Africans were even from a Nigerian. I tried to convince myself that he was just one man but frankly i was worried and today see what we have here, i guess he was not alone in that particular point of view afterall, if policemen really stood by and watched the mob maltreat those youths then its worse than i feared. May GOD help us all.
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2014
thegeneral84: Let me break down this issue of relativity 4 u.Permit me 2 tell it as a story:2 jambites got admissN in2 d University,1 2 read medicine,d oda 2 read pharmacy in 2005.D pharmacist's pathway went thus(under ideal conditions & no strikes)5 yrs of pharmacy & he graduates in 2010,did internship in 2011, NYSC in 2012,civil service on grade lvl 10 in 2013.After 3 yrs in civil service,he is promoted 2 grade lvl 12 in 2016.
D medical doctor's pathway went as follows(still under ideal conditions)undergraduate medicine 4 7 yrs(yes...7 yrs bt 6 sessions in most Universities). graduated as medical doctor in 2012,did housemanship in 2013,NYSC in 2014. Now take a pause! New Resident doctors are usually employed every 2 years.So d doc in d above instance, depending on his luck, can b employed in2 civil service in 2015 or 2016 on grade level 12.4rm d 2 scenarios above,u can c dat those 2 jambites(1 admitted in2 pharmacy & d oda in2 medicine)in 2005 ended up @ d same lvl in 2016!!
So Y is there any hype about medicine when ur classmate in pharmacy,optometry, etc will end up @ d same lvl as u?
D medicine jambite could av relaxed a bit, had a lower jamb score & entered in2 d oda course since he will still end up @ d same lvl with his medicine contemporaries/classmates even as a pharmacist.
Thus in our current civil service structure, there is no relativity. JOHESU tries to pull a cloak over d "eyes" of d masses by sayN dat there is relativity because a post-NYSC pharmacist starts @ lvl 10 while a post_NYSC doctor starts at level 12. What they conveniently fail 2 say is dat currently,contemporaries in both medicine & pharmacy, optometry..etc end up @ d same lvl eventually.
D problem here is, someone(d doc in dis instance)would not compare his success with his seniors bt with his contemporaries/ classmates (those dat read pharm, etc).So if readN medicine did not give him an edge over his classmates dat read pharmacy, then there is no reason 2 give an arm & a leg 2 read medicine when he could have spent less time,effort,money..etc. 2 read pharmacy.
D above is the real issue with relativity.
Now who is pullN wool over whose eyes? U think u can just come here & bluster ur way through with half-truths dat sound convincN enough 2 fool anybody who is ignorant of d norms in d health education sector right? U want 2 sell it 2 nairalanders that doctors of optometry & pharmacy were 2nd class performers in jamb & that medicine was their 1st choice right? Who are u 2 insinuate such trash? Are u an admissNs officer in any university? Do u have d data 2 substantiate ur claims or are u just going by popular beleif? I'll like 2 assume dat u're educated well enough 2 know d place assumptNs have in statistics which is no place whatsoever & that refutes ur argument that due to better academic performance & requirements of would b doctors as compared 2 would b pharmacists & optometrists, they should b given preferential treatment over d latter because beleive it or not, majority of us set out 2 read pharmacy & optometry so who are u 2 say a gen practicioner should av more value than us?

& ur coy allusion 2 7yrs but 6 sessions 4 medicine but 5 4 pharmacy & huh?? 4 optometry is just plain laughable,bt b4 i continue, i'll like 2 ask, which school did u go 2? Also, kindly enumerate d schools where those assertions of urs hold 2ru because i will simply say, in my school, medicine, pharmacy & optometry are all 6 session courses & how long those 6 sessions spread excluding strikes are solely in d domain of d respective faculties/departments & d individual students of course. So medicine being a 7year course? Pls, go tell that fib 2 someone else.

Also, u tryN 2 paint medicine as d pinnacle 4 all health service providers is both 2ru & un2ru, 2ru in d Nigerian scenario because of our archaic mindset of attaching undeserved(no apologies) importance 2 d title doctor even among those educated well enough 2 know better bt un2ru in developed countries where being a doctor only makes u part albeit an important part of an interdependent network of healthcare services providers.
So your claim of givN an arm & a leg 2 graduate 4rm medicine is ur own personal story, some of us gave up our whole selves & more 2 graduate 4rm pharmacy & optometry & as a matter of fact, graduatN 4rm pharmacy & optometry is often times more difficult than graduatN 4rm medicine in my school(Uniben) because d higher u go, d more stringent d conditNs of makN d next level are so of course, i really like 2 know what school u graduated 4rm whether d scenario u painted may probably b unique 2 ur school.

If i were u,i would worry more about d archaic syllabus used in colleges of medicine i Nigerian universities that u passed 2ru that makes u unable 2 match ur peers internationally in academics,research & current best practices & not ur imaginary pissing contest with JOHESU.
Need i even talk about relativity when u can deduce d implicatNs yurself? D injustic
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 10:32am On Oct 01, 2014
shymexx: Lmao! So you had to write about 500 words of your autobiography, just to answer a simple question, no? Looool.

Anyway, as long as I'm still on nl, I'm the only original Blackman and the throne is mine. And make sure you keep watching me and, learn how to kick supreme knowledge, science, and mathematics - according to the teachings of Clarence 13x.

Er, right now, when I retire, only my doozy "RaptorX" deserves the throne. So, you might as well retire and stop stalking me everywhere. You are a stalk illiterate, and you just don't have the supreme wisdom to pull it off. Loool.

That's it for tonight, son. Keep jocking me! Lool

Shalom!
also, d all so literate cum megamind/einstein, it is spelt stark as in ned s-t-a-r-k of game of thrones if you get my meaning, not stalk.
Now that we've confirmed that you're so literate will you permit me to humbly resist the temptation to be literate like you? Please don't make me go through the effort of becoming literate like you seeing as am in awe of your awesome literary genius which is of universal acclaim and unparalleled in all creation from time immemorial till date. I humbly request to be excused from your presence as i might not be able to withstand your literary radiance which is so dark it blots out the sun.
Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin! Hagrin!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2014
Sagamite: You are AALLLLLLL ......................................{Oya, say it in a harmonic chorus}................





........FCKTARDS!

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now that's an idea. A sagapork led porcine orchestra!
Chi, chi, chi, chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing! DOLLAR BILLS INCOMI-I-I-I-I-I-ING!!!!
Dat's ma laddie SAGAPORK! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy(my Experience); Is It Worth It? by BraniacX(m): 12:09am On Oct 01, 2014
valdes00: I no pray mak my babe use mistake b ur friend..... Cos if two of una be fwends, haaa am finished....
bros! Me too oh!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls For Revolution by BraniacX(m): 12:00am On Oct 01, 2014
Auspiman: Revolution! yes I agree because it will be sweeping against most APC and PDP leaders but common-sense-Revolution sounds skewed to trick gullible Nigerians and to whose advantage, APC as comprised today? Never.
GOD bless you ma guy.
Politics › Re: US Denies Blocking Fg’s Purchase Of War Aircraft by BraniacX(m): 11:41pm On Sep 30, 2014
BlackTechnology: There is one thing you do not know about corruption elimination

You can hardly catch corrupt people who operate in a system full of loop holes

Eg I know a university where to counter lecturers exploiting students sexually and financially, each course was planned to be handled by 3-5 lecturers and each lecturer must not be able to award more than 30 marks to a student. This reduced the absolute power a lecturer has on a course

To eliminate corruption it must be system base and not human base because systems are more reliable than humans

The best things to do simultaneously when tackling corruption are

1) Create systems within that system to block those loop holes

2) Create another system to serve as check and balance to the first system


The problem is that we Nigerians are not using the social media to suggest possible ways to block these loop holes rather we insult him when we fully know that he is not God that knows everything.


Now my question to you


Tell us step by step how you will reduce corruption systematically in the military if you are the President faced with this challenge

Remember step by step solution
guy!
U na uniben student abi?
Kwarrect!
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 11:24pm On Sep 30, 2014
shymexx: Lmao! So you had to write about 500 words of your autobiography, just to answer a simple question, no? Looool.

Anyway, as long as I'm still on nl, I'm the only original Blackman and the throne is mine. And make sure you keep watching me and, learn how to kick supreme knowledge, science, and mathematics - according to the teachings of Clarence 13x.

Er, right now, when I retire, only my doozy "RaptorX" deserves the throne. So, you might as well retire and stop stalking me everywhere. You are a stalk illiterate, and you just don't have the supreme wisdom to pull it off. Loool.

That's it for tonight, son. Keep jocking me! Lool

Shalom!
sit on the throne boy, am cool wif dat.
Sit on the throne, just not too comfortably because as of now, am sitting on you phyno style.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls For Revolution by BraniacX(m): 9:59pm On Sep 30, 2014
While i agree with the message, i disagree with the messengers, tinubu and the APC by extension are as crooked and corrupt as the PDP if not more, they are just political turncloaks who want to get into power by any means and don't care which institutions they denigrade to achieve power including the Nigerian Army which is a branch of the Nigerian civil service and therefore apolitical, the fact that they will rather have the NA loose to BH so that they can score political points makes them unpatriotic, anti-Nigerian and downright evil, so forgive me if i don't buy or fall for the act of tinubu and the APC by extension being Nigerias messiah's, i'll rather stick with the devil i know(PDP) afterall, i can still remember lagos during tinubus administration was rife with scandals, touts and louts on the streets, ethnic militias going on rampage, bad infracstructure in lagos state, agbero's having a free reign on lagos roads, under fashola by contrast, the difference is too obvious between a statesman and a politrickcian. So the tout tinubu pretending he's a saint and a i stress the word "TOUT" without any apologies wants us to beleive he wants to serve Nigeria instead of saying he actually wants Nigeria to serve him and his lot and expects us to beleive him, even if you pull wool over the eyes of Nigerians, some of us will still through it tinubu, this tout who was flagged by none other than the american goverment as being a reckless politrickcian after he threatened that blood will flow and people will be burnt to ashes on the streets of ondo state if the APC lost the recent governorship elections is now potraying himself as a patriotic Nigerian.
Na wa oh!
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 9:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
obailala: Just to clarify, the order to the press was from the FG and not the army.

Secondly, try not to flow with the crowd that base their judgement entirely on the sentimental words and half truths peddled by nairaland politicians. Please do a quick research and mention one of the military victories which was not reported at all by SR or premium-times?... You should also understand that SR is known for reporting what others can't (due to govt restrictions), hence concentrating on this 'selling point' is the reason their reports appear imbalanced...

Lastly, regarding SR affiliations with the opposition, I believe this is common sense; SR opposed OBJ, they opposed yaradua and now they clearly oppose GEJ... Simply put, they focus on the govt in power and deliver scathing criticism. In the Nigeria of today, simple minds believe that any individual or group which criticizes the govt must be an opposition affiliate. So if it pleases anybody, it is ok to say SR is APC.
i'll do some research to validate or refute your assertions, no P, am sorry if i come across to you as anti-SR, I'll gladly admit and apologize if i am wrong about them but i have only monitored recent trends. If you're right, u mean to say SR is more anti-goverment than anti-jonathan, i haven't looked into this so i don't know enough to comment on that. But having said these, SR and others should specifically differentiate between news and editorials and stop reporting editorials as news because many Nigerians don't bother to make the effort to differentiate them, so in other words, they should tell us when they are giving us news and when they are giving us opinions.
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 9:00pm On Sep 30, 2014
shymexx: Get Prozac and propofol, maniac. It is past ya bed time, you irredeemable stalker.

Your nl career depends on me, and you are a stan. Btw, what does "X" signifies? Stealing shyte you can't decipher and the date you created the handle is self-explanatory, you stalkerish oaf.
av got prozac and propofol already, but it ain't for me twerp, it's for u, don't you remember me? Am your doctor remember? Don't you remember the prescription i wrote for you but which you were too dumb to acquire at the pharmacy was for prozac and propofol remember? It led to the pharmacist sending d drugs and the prespriction slip to me to administer to you personally, so you can imagine my suprise at finding out that you still remember the contents of ma prescription slip for you, so having re-introduced myself to you would you kindly open your mouth and receive your evenings dose. . . . . Open it, . . . Open it, say aaaaaaah! Goodboy, now take some water . . . . . . . .goodboy, . . . Now swallow it, . . . .swallow it,. . . Stop playing around and swallow it!, why did u spit it out? BAD! BAD! THAT WAS VERY VERY BAD BOY! these drugs ain't free you know?

ORDERLY!

ORDERLY!

ORDERLY!!!!

Come and restrain and shove drugs down this slowpoke's throat for me before he gets self destructive again and destroy others by extension.
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Thanks for your assistance orderlies, now please restrain him and take him to his room so he can sleep it out.
You know, he gets delusions of grandeur whenever he's not on his meds. I think i should put that addition down on record in his file, in case his case is assigned to or refered to another unfortunate practicioner.
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Who says av got a nairaland career? Does nairaland pay me? Not all of us are jobless cyber brawlers like you you know, besides, managing you in your condition is a full time job already.
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Also, am not a stalker if am your doctor am i? it's ma duty to monitor the progress of your dementia afterall, isn't it? That way, i'll know if the drugs are having the required effect and adjust treatment when indicated. I might not like you but i took the hippocratic oath and intend to uphold it to the best of my abilities.
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What the X signifies? I am not required to explain myself to you and even if i did, the effort would be wasted on you seeing as you're too daft to understand. Your beleif that i of all people copied you is easily explained by your delusions of grandeur associated with your dementia.


Go soak up some nitrogen boy! In other words, chill!
And that is free medical advice for you.
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 7:56pm On Sep 30, 2014
Stuffyj: Those doctors dt attended to those affected, r they nt lNMA members? The late doc dt helped to reduce d d6 spread, is she nt a doc under NMA? U had better leave ur sentiment and hatred 4 docs.
leave ma sentiments? What sentiments?
That the majority of NMA members weren't on strike right?
That the doctors who were first respondents were not acting in their capacity as private sector not public sector workers right?
That the goverment was not looking for people working in health and related fields to employ on contract basis to help track, monitor and assist patients and suspected patients during the outbreak right?
That JOHESU members were not involved in managing the outbreak right?
And you dare accuse me of sentiments? Remove the log in your own eyes first and see how guilty you are of bias and misrepresentation before you try to remove a non existent speck from mine.
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 7:44pm On Sep 30, 2014
shymexx: So, I should be impressed after you created an handle with "X" at the back, just to emulate me and how I defined it? Loool

You're a stan and your NL career depends on me, so shut ya gob when I talk, you primitive pseud! And that's for you and all the other stans who have been stealing the "X" thing lol. You don't know Clarence 13x and you never messed with NOI - freaking slaves trying to be like me.
oooooooh!

I'm awed by your awsome lack of awsomeness!

Pls #crying...... Pls don't out awe me oh you x-rated and berated nimcompoop!

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
And there i was thinking the all superior pseudo-american could actually hold his side of a contest without spitting diatribes and invectives.
Just goes to show, u're not as good as you think you are and since your shit.trap of a mouth is still open, the stenchometer i brought to the room has gone bonkers, it's permanently fixed at maximum so kindly rid us of your reek you dunghill rat.

Me wanting to be like you?
You wish!
Keep dreaming.
And if you ever have the misfortune of meeting me in person, call me slave to my face if you dare!
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 7:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
coolchimex: If only defence budgets were not being embezzled in the past (so much that it became a culture), Boko Haram would have been matched bullet for bullet, gun for gun and bomb for bomb plus even more than they'd expect. It took the boko pigs and the untimely death of several promising soldiers and officers for the army leadership to wake up. The Nigerian Army of ECOMOG days is still as strong and resilient as ever but some Generals are making the guys to lose faith in the system hence desertion and mutiny. God Bless our military and the Oga Generals @ d top reconsider the mutinous soldiers (NA UNA CAUSE AM)!
GOD bless you ma guy, right on point!
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 7:18pm On Sep 30, 2014
obailala: There's a difference between outright discrediting of the Nigerian Military and simply stating the obvious. I would categorically say it that the Nigerian military is weak against the tiny insurgence and the reason for this is clearly before our very eyes.

There are several moles in the military aiding bokoharam. There are also a lot of stinkingly corrupt top defence chiefs who through their corruption has rendered the almighty Nigerian military spineless in the face of a tiny bokoharam insurgence... The political leadership of Nigeria is also culpable; a lot of people in power are profiting massively from the huge defence budgets. Even the recently approved $1billion dollars will still go down the drain if the corruption infesting the system is not tackled.

Ordering Newspapers not to report the atrocities of BH does not mean the atrocities were not being committed daily. Also, ghost websites like Sahara reporters and premium times reporting the situation as it is does not mean they are in support of the BH massacre.

Until our leaders stop playing politics with our lives (accusing opposition for BH) and focus their attention on those corrupt military chiefs and civilian accomplices in the defence ministry who loot defence budgets, the Nigerian Military will continue to be spineless.
well said dude, though i should point out to you that the army doesn't give orders to the press so saying "ordering the press" is a form of misrepresentation. Also, the ghost reporters you mentioned if their reporting is imbalanced as in when they report NA failures but not their succeses which has brought about the belief whether right or wrong that they are opposition affiliates. But on everything else i agree with you.
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by BraniacX(m): 7:07pm On Sep 30, 2014
shymexx: Dear Nigerian Military Militias, no one is discrediting your bum ar.ses, you lot just don't have what it takes to excel in modern warfare. You lack the training, tools, know-how, morale, and ability to fight. You wouldn't even be able to fight your way out of a paper-bag, that's how terrible you're. And it's only right for supreme minds to point out the obvious, devoid of pseudo-patriotism synonymous with emotional and blinkered ultra-nationalists.

As the giant termite of Africa, we expected more from you. However, you let everyone down, and failed a generation of Nigerians - both at home and in diaspora. Calling you a disgrace is an understatement!
yes, tell that to your most gallant american marines and rangers whose beat up arse.s they helped extract from their failed grab-tag-bag and extract CLIA(central lack of intelligence agency) style operation at the infancy of the somalia war in mogadishu in the early 90's. Tell those marines and rangers how the Nigerian Army lacks the ability to fight it's way out of a paper bag, much less mogadishu.

This just goes to show that the two ends of your elementary canal have reverse functions. Meaning you talk with your ars.e and what comes out of your mouth is shyte.
We nairalanders are tired of the stench of your mouth so rid us of yourself. Idi.ot!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 6:19pm On Sep 30, 2014
Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

This is the typical intellectual peer of Kobonaire and 50Calibre. grin grin grin grin grin grin
OH! Is that so? Am in good company then grin

am no longer getting coins my dear porkie lad SAGAPORK
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and that's thanks to you, i need a new theme song, clickidi clank's for cedis, right now am more like
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Chi, chi, chi, Chiiiiiiiiiiiing! Dollar bills! YEAH BABY! grin
Politics › Re: US Denies Blocking Fg’s Purchase Of War Aircraft by BraniacX(m): 6:05pm On Sep 30, 2014
jpphilips: You cant even quote a post and you expect someone like me to dignify you with a response/ did you even check whose post you mutilated?
u come and insult Nigerians as a whole and expect me to do you small niceties like quoting u properly? U must be worse than daft to expect any civility from me.
U get my message and that's all that matters to me.
Idiota!
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 12:06pm On Sep 30, 2014
Stuffyj: Now Nigerians will know d selfish and heartless grp btw JOHESU and NMA. Almost all their demands is centered on one allowance or the other. Nothing to show for patients who r d major reason why they work in d hospital. I think "health bill" should be passed as soon as possible and everything should be resolved at once. Serial strike actions won't do us any good because people r really suffering.
and the NMA were so unselfish. As we noticed during the ebola pandemic. The NMA care so much for patients . . . . . . . . right?
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 12:00pm On Sep 30, 2014
Chinaimporter: [b]The solution to all this conflict is to sensitize nigerians to know the following
1) That nursing is a two year non degree program that contains just element of patient management and almost nothing at all on general studies or other facets of education that other nigerian graduates pass through during their education to gain a full and rounded education and be called university graduates so nursing is effectively a technical training program that evolved into a gorgon medusa in nigeria except for those with BN in nursing.so they are not excpected to act like educated people since most of them are not, hence their thuggish attitude in hospital

2) Pharmacists are a group of well educated people that are trained to work mostly in drug factories(80% work there in other countries) producing it for consumption of the populace with few working in hospital setting and not trying to exceed their limits but in nigeria,a pharmacist that did not see a patient or learn patient management in school want to now become a full fledge doctor and run hospitals.

3) Medical lab science was not even a degree course in this country before now but just a technical certficate gotten in one location in jos after two years of studies but now some are degree holders and now want to wear the same boot as doctors.

4) The pharmacist only job in the hospital is to dispense drugs which anybody even a boko haram member can do effectively with just 3 hours of training hence there unfounded need for undue recognition is even more alarming( ok una go school well well but nobody need una for hospital sorriooo.i de pity una shaaa)

5)That most people in this profession of pharmacy wanted to be doctors but after failing there jamb successively, the opted for pharmacy and developed undue inferiority complex that translated to hate for doctors that is playing out in our health sector

6)That every doctor knows how to do the jobs that this people does but just would not stoop so low as to do so since their have a massive physical and intellectual job they do all the time (it is like the house boy and the oga of the house, if the houseboy is not around,the oga will suffer to iron his cloths and wash his car himself so he will actually work harder but that doesn't make the houseboy the boss at all.

7)[size=18pt]Finally, do any nigerian want to handover their life or that of their children to a hospital being run by nurses or pharmacisthuhhuh?[/size] [/b]
all i see above are rants, rants and more rants, honestly, it get's boring eventually .

Why must it be JOHESU vs NMA?
Doesn't JOHESU have the right to demand for better packages for its members? why must d NMA interprete it as a pissing competition to see who has the longest dick, does an improvement in JOHESU's terms and packages adversly affect or reduces NMA's own? Unless, JOHESU is right about terms for both parties being disproportionately unequal of course.
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 11:45am On Sep 30, 2014
Jayloy: Always comparing themselves with doctors when even God himself knows that they are not equal and any attempt to make them so will be catastrophic.
There's nothing wrong with other health professionals wanting to be like doctors but when they want our authority, we show them their place.
authority?
what authority?

I thought your calling was to help save lives?

So, u actually mean to tell me that your calling is to wear the name tag "doctor" and prance around like a peacock lording over other health practicioners?

hmmm, that's a pity, i guess we Nigerians are screwed.
Health › Re: JOHESU Issues Fifteen Days Ultimatum by BraniacX(m): 11:41am On Sep 30, 2014
hybridtm: Looking at dis demands...dis rats, would have d guts to call doctors insensitive
they rats?
That makes u doctors mice i guess.
All rodents
@ least they were available during the ebola scare, u weren't! So forgive me if i sympathise with them and not you.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 10:39am On Sep 30, 2014
Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

Can you see how daft you are? grin grin grin grin grin grin



person, how does it feel realise "Shyt, I am dumb"? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
SAGAPORK!
SAGAPORK!
SAGAPORK!
Wow!
U're one predictable slimeball you know?

This your cretinous person act is becoming routine you know? It no longer sells like it used to so you`re gonna have to learn a new trick or i`ll promote you into yesterday's porkpie. I suggest wheel balancing, caterwauling, juggling pork pies with your fore legs while standing on your hind legs with your tounge rolling out, sommersaulting, riding a bycicle, now those will be sellouts. I don't think anybody has ever seem a pig pull such stunts before, so what you say SAGAPORK me lad?
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Yes?
There are pigtreats for you if you agree, plus the restoration of your OINKING licence plus a nice, fat, black made in ghana sow or piggy lady for you if and when you agree.
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Till then, i can just go on,

clickidi clank!
clickidi clank!
See the monies going into ma piggy bank!

clickidi clank!
clickidi clank!
See the monies going into ma piggy bank!

Anybody wants to bet against my sagacious porkboy doing another cretinous person? We bet in dollars now, and odds are 10 for, 50 against.

Sagapork! Over to you. grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 1:26am On Sep 30, 2014
kobonaire: don't mind SAGAPORK please, he was previously a mod and started misbehaving and so was SACKED and then was begging for the job back .... Imagine that ..... anyway he has suffered a nervous breakdowns since then and that is why his sickness has manifested in all these unwarranted e-warfares he engages with other nairalanders. Just ignore his rabied rants ... he needs mental health care more urgently then he realizes.

PS: the "oinks" of animal farm officially reject SAGAPORK as one of their own .. he's an embarassment to them grin
WHAT!

His oinking license has been REVOKED?

Damn!
I was beggining to like him, and i had plans, big coins filled plans for him and his Oinking. . . . . . . . . . . . SHIT! change of plans, just do some of your critnous and person rants and my piggy bank will be going clickedy clank.

Anyway, u said saga'r
Politics › Re: US Denies Blocking Fg’s Purchase Of War Aircraft by BraniacX(m): 11:43pm On Sep 29, 2014
jpphilips: This is the part I have been expecting, now you understand why I am so pissed with disgruntled Nigerians, bunch of ungrateful lots, in the UN national assembly, President Jonathan was so emotional begging for help but could not say a simple thank you!! to the people who sent emergency workers to fight Ebola while his doctors were on strike.
That is the stuff an average Nigerian is made of, typical egocentric, uninformed, deluded ,dumbtard.
you are the most stupid, dumbest and most retarded twerp i have come across so far, u sent emergency workers to fight ebola? you or the U.N? glory seeking doesn't get old with you guys does it? our doctors were on strike in the public, not private sector and if you were not a retarded dumbass, you'll know the difference. egocentric are we? and the U.S is what? .................. i guess we'll need a new word for that, Goodluck asked the U.N for support, now u can call it whatever you like after all, if you remember the story of the 5 blind men at the elephant, you'll know that people's perceptions have their limits.

There is no year the US doesn't contribute significantly one way or another in growing our institutions, the least challenge we have they help, but this descendants of monkeys think it is their birth right.[/color][/quote]you and your forefathers were evolved from a an agar culture of microbial soup, who are you to call anybody a monkey you oaf!

Cholera could have wiped a majority of the Niger deltans, who came to their aid? polio and meningitis nearly sent northern Nigeria to extinction, who intervened? USAID is the reason most of these ungrateful dumb tards have not died of Aids yet they cant show appreciation.[/color][/quote]cholera? wiped out majority of whom? my Niger deltans? i believe you probably meant to say louissiana, alabama or somewhere down the mississipi, we haven't forgotten katrina you know

Tell me, when they said they will not give you Zmapp because they are not sure it is safe, is it wrong? do you guys even have sense? you want them to give you an experimental drug when it goes sour, you turn around to accuse them of exporting poison to you.[/color][/quote]and since you did not give us, a million Nigerians have contacted ebola..........................NOT! , shame on you, we have even forgotten we asked, so, why the sour grapes?

Even in the face of the whole furore, they sent you doctors who designed your quarantine system, the reason some uninfected Nigerians who went there were not infected, they educated you on contact tracing and voila!! Ebola is gone, who did you think did all these things?[/color][/quote]you designed our quarantine system uhn? not the U.N, not medsan san frontiers? THE U.S speciffically designed it right? how generous of you, why isn't the U.S doing same in liberia, serria leone and guinea? OH! i know the U.S must not be there as that would explain the faliures being experienced there, the U.S must love Nigeria so much to assist us alone afterall, our success has nothing to do with Nigerians, ...................what an over assumptious fool. also go do same magic with 5,000 dollars and 3,000 troops einstein, that's how helpfull u are.

God? yea, your Minister for health who is so dumb to tell you that no Nigerian has the virus just 2 days after sawyer's death, or the m0r0n Labran Maku who said Nigeria has Ebola vaccine waiting in stock, do you sincerely think or believe an Omo head like onyebuchi chukwu could come out with such ingenious plan to fight the scourge?[/color][/quote]yeah, so labaran maku did say that, so what? bush did say there were WMD's in iraq and the blunders of your politrickcians are too well publicized for me to bother repeating them

The US said they are not pleased with our human right records in the fight against Boko haram, is it too much to ask? on You tube alone there are loads of videos of Nigerian forces committing genocide in the North, why don't you people demand Jonathan to investigate it?
why do you need the US to sanction us before we do the right thing ie if we know the right thing?[/color][/quote]that's rich coming from vietnam baby killers, or is it your soldiers who go raping kids in iraq, okinawa e.t.c that you hush up? so human rights abuses is your not o new anti-Nigerian war cry uhn? you've failed before you started and please, no civillian air strike casualties in syria if you don't mind, afterall, you're so.............................................clinically efficient, right?

Does it occur to you that those innocent who are killed could have been any of you typing crap? if SA can put together the Roivalk a sound equivalent of the AH 64, why will a country like Nigeria be begging for a Chinook? it is this dumb mentality that makes this country retrogressive, give us, give us, allow us, allow us, do you ever give people[/color][/quote]?

if we're paying for it with money then it can't be begging can it? or does it require a brain function higher than that of your typical burger eating, grossly fat retarded american to reckon that? the prerogative to sell or not to sell is yours but don't come talking crap to us thinking you're too smart and we're to dumb to sift out the facts

We sent over 50,000 troops to intervene in Liberia and Sierra leone over a 10yr period, did we really help them? when our dumbos were busy looting and r@ping women, that is the stuff Nigerians are made of, exporting vices to other people while waiting cap in hand for organized countries to help them.[/color][/quote]while you watched and bickered with your hands folded, besides, i dont hear any liberian complaining, do you?


what did our 3,000 troops achieve in Mali till date? stop and search!!, has the so called giant of Africa really helped anyone?[/color][/quote]you wouldn't see an honest to earth answer to that even if it was edged on your retina

If Cameroon is in trouble we laugh, Ghana, we mock, Benin republic we smile, what foreign policy do we have to accommodate these peaceful neighbors of ours? ask Israel the price for having peaceful neighbors

An industrial/political synergy of Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, Togo and Benin republic will give birth to a formidable hub in west Africa, but our dumb leaders think it is good to laugh at them when they are not doing fine, Ghana's re denominated economy nearly collapsed years back, did we even care?
Ebola is pushing Sierra leone, Guinea and Liberia to extinction, do we care? even if we cant send them man power, why cant we assist them with money?
By the way, Obama is busy fighting ISIS, I doubt if he has time to be joining issues, with a failed state of inept begging dumbos like Nigeria.
America is your God, Obama is your Jehovah, dumb tards!![/color][/quote]yeah! like you'll ever let that happen, you're such good friends to us that you're dying to see us fail, yet we keep dissapointing you. 4ck you all!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 10:56pm On Sep 29, 2014
Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

A product of a failed education system like kobonaire. grin grin grin grin grin grin
clickidy clank! clickidy clank! the money goes into ma piggy bank! grin

clickidy clank! clickidy clank! the money goes into ma piggy bank! grin


what more can i say, fif-e's said it all

good job
SAGAPORK!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by BraniacX(m): 7:58pm On Sep 29, 2014
Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

You are so dumb, you actually think I am Ghanaian?

Can you see you are exactly a product of a failed education system as I stated? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Reetarded fcktards! grin grin grin grin grin grin
retarded?
Chink!
person?
Chink!
Wow!
More please, . . . . . . .please
chink!
Chink!
Chink!
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All i hear right now is money falling into the pot,
.... I knew you won't let me down piggy boy, so u're actually good for making me some cash ehn? not bad, what other tricks do you know how to do? Can you stand on your hind legs, backflip and do one of your Oinks ehn sagapork? That'll b a seller, we can tour with a different circus everyweek and you'll be a superstar,
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What say you piggyboy?
Don't say no or it'll be the butchers axe for you and just porkpie for me. Anyway, i have to be content with the coins u're making me for now.

Like i said, i completely renounce and deny anything linking u to me even remotely therefore u are ghanian and can't be Nigerian not just because it is true(and it is) but also and especially because i say it is so, plus ghana is my pigfarm.

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