₦airaland Forum

Caseless:
you sef know say Dem no de carry made in aba certificate for SW. That can only be found in the east.

I have only one word for you "oluwole"

Bobby808:
That area belong to the Urhobos. The Urhobos are very lazy things. They are only interested deceiving, cheating others, lie telling. They can even sell themselves for small amount of money. All these agitations are carried out by the Izons in Delta. Thereafter, when the goodies come, these Urhobos, the Itkiries will run very fast to FG, even to NASS and talk lies and corners the goodies. It is only the Izons that are killed, their properties destroyed when there are agitations, while these other tribes just kept quite and only pertain in what ever come from the strugles from the Izons. Just wait for the day these Heardsmen to attack the Izons and you will imagine what the Izons will do. I know the Izons very well. They are peace loving but when you undermind them, then, you surely call them mad people. I have lived with them in many place.

mumu! ndokwa isn't urhobo! ekpa!

Gaara101:
Season 4 episode 8.

This must be the most gruesome death in Game of Throne's history; the death of Prince Oberyn. I certainly wasn't expecting it. It was disturbing and disgusting.

And to think that I had gotten quite attached to the character. Fantastic actor by the way. Damn! He makes me want to learn how to fight with a spear.

can't say you weren't warned

jconsulting:
The President will not die, all those wishing for his death will die before his time

him, you, your children and grandchildren will die before me!

prela:
This My handsome crush is sha looking for wahala

ayam a is blodas sistas dogtar fadas sun sekond kozin neeec bloda oya comman clush me

EazyMoh:
Baba will live to see 2019 and beyond In Sha Allah.

as a corpse and there's nothing allah can do about it!

Gaara101:
On second thought, you are correct. I certainly can't argue with that. I do hate some characters but I definitely won't be having any favorite character for now.

talk is cheap be prepared to invest your hate with compound interest in the offing

fratermathy:
Area roll call:

Sanchez01
Efewestern
Opharhe
Onosprince
DBriteLitehouse
Scionofurhobo
Caringguy
Leriebloom
Igholize
DavidEsq
Fifthcolumnist
Efeski
Sevantex
mulattoclaroo
Daphey
Amberon
Mavor
Afriifa
K9ine
Nairaman66
Drstainlex
Erumena
Akoko11
BraniacX
Sexina851
LKO
Gmacnoms
Dragon3
Basilovie

ISOKO WADO!
URHOBO WADO!
siegwareh!!!
make i use style mark attendance register fesst

Gaara101:
I'm definitely prepared. I have no favourite character again. It's not worth the emotional investment.

I beg to disagree! the fact that you can get heart broken, rave mad with glee at a death is worth everything! even hate is an emotional investment and you'll realize you hate some characters already

Gaara101:
Hahahahaha.
Ned's death definitely should have. I've learnt my lesson.
Hearing Catelyn begging for her son's life was heartbreaking. Robb had already given up, I think that's why he kept saying 'Mother'. I almost shed a tear.
No more attachment to any character.

I'll write mine and it'll be a bestseller. No character will die. This Tvshow is clearly like no other.

that's a promise you will gallantly fail to keep and won't be ashamed to confess that you failed

TooNoisy:
And some Igbo youths will turn around and insult the erudite Prof. A man who at 76 years of age at the time, would still come out and protest against injustice - regardless of what tribe the victim was from.

This is a man that went to prison in his own country because he spoke against Biafra. He spoke out against military rule and tyranny. He has scares to show for it. Then some ill-mannered idiots will dare speak against him because he called out Jonathan.

Prof, we appreciate your struggle over all these years. You are one of the most distinguished Nigerians still alive and we hope you live many more years.

bullshyte! where is he now?

I nefa wash naruto sef, but make i jejely oda for som burritos tayk gbadun dis boruto

ITbomb:
How can someone create a "perfect" fake world and still include "The Resistance"

If you want an example of a really perfect fake world, contact Alie and Jaha of "The 100"

Aida didn't create the perfect fake world, she created the perfect fake template world for people removing their one biggest regret each and let freewill take its course and that's why you have a resistance! "freewill"

TrapQueen77:


So u based in Bangkok huh?

wherever i am, bang-corck! goes with me

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha...well, i been to thailand few times..its not that far

when next you're in Thailand, make sure we chillax together in bang-corck!

ZACHIE:
OTOBO is 22.
She is OTOBO childhood friend. yet, she got married 10 years ago in CANADA.

She married at 12 ko?

Think again

otobo is 22? so her parents lied abi! or you're just too dull at puzzles!

Ikio:
U.S HAVE THE BEST SEA DEFEND SYSTEM IN THE WORLD DAHT THE SM-3A11 Better than S-400

you mean their missile defense shield and coastal batteries right?

luminouz:
No!!!!! Jesus! Nobody freaking believes me......d space warp they have still has limited range( am taking about few kilometers) blink drives are deemed d next level which they are currently working on......NASA is a charade for ultra secret deep space missions! For now they serve their purpose!
U wonder how I know these? Apart from being a scientist... I have close community of very brilliant pals( close to me) who worked for both NASA n selected black Ops projects.. They are US citizens now(never allowed to even come back home again)
On d alien stuff? I don't have concrete evidence yet!!!! Thou I know we are definitely not d only specie in d universe!!!

okay okay, lets talk science here, if you like you say know scientists involved in these futuristic projects, then you must know the limitations bedeviling them, the warp drive for instance, what are the power challenges? is there a viable fission power source that can offset this? what are the stress issues on hulls propelled at warp speed? what will happen to biological matter present inside such a hull? or has a successful internal dampener been designed and tested? is there a working force field to shield the hull's exterior during warp travel?
on blink drives, techggnology is an evolutionary process, you don't go on to flying from crawling, you stand, walk/jump then run and leap before you fly! going straight to blink drives without going through the theoretical FTL and hyperspace drives, its like you're trying to solve the space-time continuum puzzle in one fell swoop! abeg take am easy oh!

meanwhile while you're providing answers for me would you kindly beam me up Scotty

@official EFCC you just goofed

mceze:
You are vast in knowledge and I believe some of your stories, especially the part where you said "I have a close community of friends who worked for NASA n some of these black Ops( some of them are never coming home again bro...they know too fvcking much."Do you know that its not only Americans that works in NASA. The truth is that most countries have what America has..These countries we are talking about (Russia, China, Iran, etc) are not Nigeria.They are technologically advance too.Both Russia and America are scared of each other.Sentiment aside, truth be told!

those scientists who aren't bonded to uncle Sam are mostly civvy consultants working on some minute section of a project whose big picture they are not allowed to see and whose ultimate application they wouldn't be able to piece together! the ones who are indispensable to the big picture have their entire social network outside work co-opted into project America so uncle Sam holds their balls by proxy and can squeeze out as much nut juice as they please and there is also the non disclosure agreement they have to sign irrespective of country of origin which is legally enforceable and which when breached, uncle Sam enforces with gusto given as you say, these people already know too much

luminouz:
*in a sober voice* I wish I were kidding bro but am not!!!!! They won't make it public coz they need d edge over other countries!!!! Not only DAT new stealth tech that makes their aircrafts completely invisible to radar have been developed since d 80's.....if they could have antigrav since d 1960's...I shudder to think of what they have in 2017!!!!
Ever heard of space warp tech...blink drives?

dude! you've now ventured into the realm of sci-fi let's stay grounded in reality not theoretics please and yes i do know what space warp and blink drives are, wouldn't that make NASA an elaborate and expensive charade? besides why have warp technology which a blink drive makes redundant? I hope you aren't buying into that sector/area 53 alien tech crap?

VladDracula:
The U.S military is overrated. The following countries will stand them blood for blood
Iran
Pakistan
China
Israel
India
Germany
Russia and most top countries of the EU
na noise us just get. The fact that they're budget trillions of dollars for military acquisitions each year means nothing

you couldn't have defined your ignorance in fewer words! and the money is spent on R & D, not acquisitions as to acquire hardware, there has to be superior hardware outside the U.S which just isn't the case, the U.S are currently the platinum standard in military hardware and the trillions they spend is to prepare for wars of the future fought with virtual and/or android soldiers at the push of a button and that's why China for all their manpower are still wary of the U.S and are trying to modernize their military by reducing its manpower as that would soon be redundant and left to third world countries

luminouz:
U know nothing Jon Snow!!! Where do u guys get this bullshiiit from? Do u know what's called antigrav technology? D US had DAT since d 1960s.......they have weapons u can't even dream of!!!! Weapons powered by new elements (like element 113) that are not even native to our planet!!!! I pray U(Mr e-warrior) never finds out d extent of their madness....y do u even think d US have a debt profile of several trillion dollars?
Am a scientist by d way...so I know wtf am talking about!!!

antigrav? you're kidding right? why the Bleep will they keep that secret given its multitude of applications?

I used to believe that while changing teeth, you should never smile whilst a plane is flying overhead or it will fly through the opening in your smile into your mouth and my dad always saw fit to tickle and tease me whenever a plane was flying overhead back then
also my sister believed that if you swallow chewing gum, you'll fart bubbles

ZarZar:
That if you swallow pips, a fruit tree will grow inside your stomach. One time I swallowed one by mistake & I was sure that I was gonna turn into some human tree mutant.

Groot

agabusta:
The people that took over in the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation and the Nigeria Intelligence Agency are civil servants. They are not political appointees.

They are the most senior civil servants. And the most senior was requested to take over in Acting capacity. If he bypassed the most senior now, it will lead to another uproar.

he does that whenever the beneficiary isn't Hausa/Fulani, customs, NTA among others, chief justice of the supreme court was because he couldn't find any loophole to use and the confirmation was in his absence

elrony:
BraniacX oooooooo

whateyedo?

geezyk:
The Silmarillion has been adapted to a movie which will be out by Christmas 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021. A year for each story.

really?
linkz or adonbilivit! but if true we are in for one wild Christmas party not too many imagine seeing the valar, the creator and melkor or morgauth in the song of creation the awakening of the elves, the creation of the dwarves, the trees of light, the similarions, the great spider ungolith the devourer of light, sauron as a coporeal being, balrogs and flightless dragons, the great elf clans and their leaders geneology, feanor, fingolfin, finalfin, turgon e.t.c as in, when elves were elves
the clans of the northmen, the cursed Turin turambar, great elven cities like gondolin, nathgothorond the underground fortress and many more, the great siege, the great elf smiths and many more,

ZarZar:
Lol, OK.

buh tis not as bad as you might think nau............ think of it as an intergalactic trip through space and time sailing through a wormhole aboard the famous ship "the orgasmic continuum" with yours truly as your "el Kapitain"

ZarZar:
No comment

oooooooh! my pesky Lil Zar zar
avoiding the temptation called me uh? you better do........ 'cos you trip just once, I'll have you moaning in tongues for multiple lifetimes

mrletsgo:
I have glanced through The Simillarion. I only made that post because you didn't need to put the bolded in that post. You had already made your point. Besides this is the GoT thread. Ciao.

glanced through? try reading it and compare! lord of the rings is very interesting, just not when compared to the others.... maybe I should change my moniker to Turin hurambar greatest swordsman in the middle earth of all ages though he was cursed And he wielded a cursed sword too! plus he was the first dragon slayer! damn! I wouldn't wish his fate on my worst enemy! morgauth was sickly evil
well, this is the game of thrones so pardon my over enthusiasm, maybe we should create a different thread for it.......... right?

ZarZar:
Lol, do you look as good as he does?

nah! but you know i taste waaaay waaaaay bera