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allan2:
somewhere at the back of my mind i could feel a bump rising like an eager phallus at the centre of my skull where i had smashed the second bottle but the rush of adrenaline, coupled with my ill luck had suddenly killed off any regard i had for pain. the only impulse i had now was to inflict pain and just any SARS bitch would do. one of the SARS bitch had stumbled and crashed on a couple of chairs yelping as he did. my face split in a savage grin as i leapt for his ass. i felt warm blood splash my face as i tore the side of his face with the jaggered edge of one of my smashed bottle. rising above his yell was a scatacco of gunfire
"this is for my salary!" i shrilled bringing down the bottle again. the last thing i remember was seeing a pathetic horrified face cringing, forming a big scream, feeling a slice of the fear it so readily dispensed.

And as i started towards the door, i reasoned that i will need something 2 remember this day. So i goureged out his eyes

post=77619897:
Only CRIMINALS and THIEVES won't agree with this....as usual.
Yoi can see few of them here already!!

Nigeria would have been worse than Somalia by now and many wailers finding food to eat from dustbins assuming the INEFFECTUAL BUFFON, AKA Ogogoro master who told us STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION and PDP were voted back in 2015!

We will ALWAYS thank God for our Darling President MUHAMMADU BUHARI..... The best President in the history of Nigeria.


You are very right Chairman!

You can say that again bro!

it is on record that this particular zombie is always high on buhari's poo due to constant licking of d lifeless one's anus. Don't take him serious, he is dumb just like his lord and master

Nice game from liverpool, but i still don't see them winning the league

gistvicreports:
@Gistvic.com

A Kenyan Man woke up this morning to found his car without no tyres. Gistvic Reports.

This incident happened last night in Annex Eldoret, Kenya has all his car tyres were stolen without him knowing, just to wake up this morning and found this dreadful act.

SEE MORE PHOTOS BELOW:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/04/kenyan-man-wakes-up-and-found-his-car.html

what kind of english is this? Did the op smoke daura cow dung? Nawa o

Mumu boy. The gods found u unworthy 2 be sacrificed 2 them, they rejected u and u are happy when ur mates are being sacrificed to buy benz. U should cover ur face in shame 4 being useless 2 d gods. All the same, welcome back. From today i declear that u will always be rejected 4 any rituals. akpamu

iammo:



Where are the Igbo Governors of 1999 set or 2003 set sef?

Is Tinubu not their mate? Why have they become irrelevant and useless









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Tinubu is their mate, but the people of those states don't lick the dirty butts of their politcians thats why they have rendered the former governors irrelevant, unlike the afonjas who have decided to willingly, happily and proudly sell their destinies to tinubu and are not ashamed to come online to boast about their gullibity and mumuity. If u guys can worship a thug like mc oluomo, how much more tinubu. Where we come from, we don't orders from any useless politcian, rather they take orders from us. So enjoy ur bondage in peace

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mmadu5:
To all the cultists..We need u guys now. Stop killing each other and face your real enemy. Nigerian SARS is your real enemy. SARS is not as invisible as u think.. They are humans like us,they have a family they are afraid to loose, they will beg for their life when tortured. Since their Oga and Federal government is so corrupt and deaf to our cry, let's start taking them out one after d other.. They can easily be tracked home, and slaughtered in cold blood, just as they do to innocent Nigerians. Don't wait for d next victim to die for nothing.

only few have the balls

GavelSlam:
For once, I'm in support of Ben Bruce.

Nigeria needs qualitative education and this can only be achieved by massive investment.

Critical thinking is severely lacking in the nationhood, hence the preponderance of ignorant acts such as ritual killings, Fraud and prostitution.

Even if it means importing teachers, lecturers and researchers at all levels, this has to be done for the growth in the reasoning levels, and general intelligence quotient.

Invest in infrastructure, human capital (well qualified Nigerians, Indians, Ghanians) and what not.

The fruits of such investment is reaped in a single generation, about the age of our nascent democracy today.

Just do it.

So u get sense like this? I neva knew a zombie can be this reasonable. Kudos

anytexy:
One bottle for you. You understand the game. Do people expect Apc as a party to publicly say they are working with AAC. No now.! They are just fronting Amaechi for the dirty deal. Ask yourself why have they not spoken against what is happening in Rivers since the saga started or suspend Amechi. APC need one of the oil producing state badly. Akwa ibom is gone.. . fighting for Rivers.

the question is, who approved the deployment of the soldiers that worked 4 amaechi? Even d dullard was aware

Earlystar698:
add this to bathing water

why are u this wicked? U want 2 kill sombody ba? Kontinue

obimlala:
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Sagay212:
Lol...why should everything be always a fight against Tinubu to these goats. You are pretending as if you want the best for Nigerians and democracy, but your main problem is with Tinubu. Shebi na only Tinubu want lawan and gbaja... na Tinubu pick people way go SP and deputy abi?

I pray you people don't commit suicide over people who don't know you exist. Same people that will attend parties together and laugh together at your fool.ish.ness. their children are getting married to one another but you will come on NL to do rubbish hateful and envious analysis.

YOU are guilty of this too.

Baselm:
For those who just hate Tinubu, although he might be imposing but his guys are known for excellence performance everywhere they are. Think of Fashola, he was arguably the best Governor of his tenure, Ambode despite the rejection is one of the best performing governors, Aregbesola transformed Osun state, Osinbajo is in my opinion the best VP ever in the history of Nigeria.

Gbajambiamila should be supported based on his antecedents in the house of representative and not based on any recommendation or politicking and I bet he will beat every other competitor hands down.

The evil Motive of the person recommending has overrides whatever antecedents he has. His inevitable compromise will eventually be at the detriment of the country. We all know that your beloved Jagaban is doing all these things for his selfish interest and not for the interest of the country. The wise know his plans. It's only zombies, his loyal asslickers that will never see anything wrong with this evil plot of hijacking the NASS.

Baselm:
As far as I am concerned, Gbajabiamila had proven over the years to be the most qualified for the speakership position. he has sponsored a lot of people oriented bills, recently he sponsored a bill against estimated bill and his eloquence and charisma is wonderful.

I won't be surprised if he lost because Nigeria has always been known to reject capable men and later do what they know how to do best, Complain.

Just like we are complaining today under Buhari. You are right

Ratello:
You can never grow thinking in this stone age way when we are already in a new era. What the op raised is very germane to the future of our democracy but instead of you to debate the topic, you veered off the issue and got yourself busy discussing the op like a small mind. Grow up

Its a lie. A zombie can never grow up. They are allergic to intellectual discussion and would rather respond with insults and name calling. To them, everything is about apc even it it is at the expense of his own life. They will still be ranting sai Baba while drowning. So My brother, don't bother yourself correcting a zombie, especially a certified one at that. It useless.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
For wan varsity like that lecturers dey drag dia office with monkey.. See office table,, see monkey. And the worst is that you're not even allowed to kill dem.
I didn't mention any university name.

UNILAG

APC monkeys. If this were to happen in Nigeria, APC would have used this as an opportunity to blame the monkeys for stealing all the money in NNPC

Auxtin85:
God bless every woman that has carried a child for 9 months. If you experience the volume blood women lost on the day of delivery you will have no option than respect them

If u know the amount of pounding and grinding that produces the volume of sperm that gets a woman pregnant, u will have no option than respect men.

einsteine:
He should have returned the money through banking channels, simple.

Why did he have to withdraw the money and give them?

@ bolded, don't be a level one thinker. It is possible for a kidnapper to use his personal account because he thinks no one would assume that a kidnapper used a personal account. You follow my drift?

I hope u knw that common sense is not common to everybody. The prospect of free 500k might have beclouded the guy's sense of reasoning . Guy, life is hard in naija. besides, that guy might also be some one who likes quick money. @bolded, i don't expect the police not to investigate an acc simply becos they think a kidnapper cannot use his persnal acc.

Bet9ja457:
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If u like show us pictures of ur bullion van stacked with pounds or Ganduje's agbada filled with dollars, guy u are a scammer .

einsteine:
How so?

The guy should be arrested and fully dealt with.

Somebody transferred money to you and you paid them back, in cash.

How can the police track them when he gave them untraceable cash?

he should be dealt with since he allowed free 500k blind him.

Are u saying he shouldn't have given them his acc. Number even as a business man who wants to make sales? Or he shouldn't have given them back their money when they decided not to purchase the car again? Even if the guy was too greedy to accept d 500k without asking questions, how was he suppose to know that they were criminals? Anybody could have accepted that money. If he makes a good explanation to the police, they will knw he is innocent. Infact, d police wil b so dumb to think that a kidnapper will use his personal acc. To get ransome.

If the useless SARS and anti kidnapping want to do a clean job, they will know that guy is innocent. They can use his information to track the culprits in their next operations. I know its hard to believe him, but If they carry out thorough investigation, the criminals will be apprehended. But This is naija where the innocent is punished for the offense of the guilty.

freeze001:
It is his lawyers that will file the necessary processes, he doesn't have to be physically present to have his appeal filed

U are right bro. Pardon my ignorance. He should kidnap the lawyers then. Lol

Its very simple. Adeleke should just kidnap oyetola and lock him up 4 23days,so that will fail to appeal. Case closed.

bigerboy200:
Politics of the north is not 2+2 = 4. They are the most sophisticated when it comes to politics.

Enough of this B.S. what is so sophisticated about northern politics? Is it creating more registration centres and pooling units up north as against the few in the south? Or delibrately making sure that the number of the few registered voters in the S.S and S.E do not all collect their PVCs or is it conniving with inec to register underage voters which can never happen in the south? Pls tell me what is sophisticated about them.

I wanted to insult the op 4 bringing this rubbish to NL, then i just realised that its not his fault but the mod that pushed it to FP. Some mods should be hustling 4 mc oluomo under oshodi bridge instead of NL.

post=76763196:
DOGS : A Man's best friend.

Some dogs are better than some human beings in life most definitely.

Only a TRUE lover of dogs will do this.

Bravo man!

yes. Better than some people who idolize poverty and backwardness.

If you paid your tithe to a fake pastor who parades himself like a real man of GOD, will you still enjoy the benefit of the tithes ?

I have not seen the video yet. Pls did she show her booby and puna ? Was d puna shaved? How big or small are her booby? Does she have a banging body? Can the video help the vaseline crew in time of need? Is it worth if i go in search of the video?