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Penguin2:
You are missing it.

It was because of his hair.

Fish was already calling him Penguin before she broke his leg.

Besides, do penguins walk funny?

He had a hair that he styled like the feather of a penguin.

Penguin2:
Just like nicknames, I'm sure your Nairaland monicker was informed by something that had an impression on you. Well, except for those who ban has made them run out of ideas of a name to choose. Lol.

So let me start with my own...

I got Penguin from a movie I watched, Gotham. Penguin's real name in the movie was Oswald Cobblepot but people called him Penguin because of his hair; and his looks maybe.

He didn't like the name at first and would always retort if called by the name. But with time it grew on him and he started to address himself by the name.

His character was that of a downtown guy trying to survive. He did a lot of shits. But these are shits he had no option than to do them if he must survive.

I saw me in him. Well, not like I do shits. But I saw in him a young man that wants to survive no matter what life throws at him.

At a time, Fish, his female boss then, broke his leg and he started to walk funny but he continued to hustle and to work himself up the ladder of the society.

Penguin was my favorite character in Gotham. That's why I chose the name.

So how did you come about yours?

illicit:



I think this his friend knows much

Tremple8v:
Those 2 brother eh , abeg fear them , i know them so well i just moved from iju to that atan area . But this guys eh . No be small meat ooo .

Fahdiga:
Tinubu should be used as a case study of a slave in love with his slave chains and Master's cane. his inordinate ambition has blinded his sense of reasoning. with all this he still won't smell Aso rock

Jerryherd:




Shameless witch


I hope after getting tortured , detained and disgraced by Nigerian Police , the husband learns his lesson and stay away from this snitching woman

She can't report him to his Family and her in-laws, she can't report him to the Village head or Imam of their mosque, she can't report to neighbours ... It is Nigerian Police she reported him to


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lilvicky68:
IG with flat tummy..that one na IG?

Omortokemyy:
my love for this sister, my doppleganger

onunwa21:
Hope u knew nothing about ur friend's death!! You went nd married his babe!!!

YourMajesty:
Omotola never displayed any form of stupidity in a public forum, rather she coordinated herself in a professional manner and the dude came in.

Be like Omotola, maybe a Keke napep driver or those cab drivers at Stadium road, Portharcourt might come for you.

Abbeyme:
See the dilapidated strokes of Iron rod called gate that is standing in front of the house of assembly sef..

Things are a little bit hard to believe.

Jestin:
Nigeria election and violence. Those thieves will do anything to hold on to power. I be nor dey wish police Rip but for this man , may his soul Rest In Peace

sammyj:
I don't know if I am the only one seeing that others can't see. Kindly look under the shirt of Sunday Igoho and tell me what you observe.

BigSarah:
Hmm, forget about this girl she’s gone... probably a potential terrorist by now..

Just being realistic , please don’t swarm me .

blazepascal:
after sex I prepared indomie for her and she said everything about me is just 2 mins

Esanboy111:
true bro

Esanboy111:
Spits I don’t eat snakes, snail, dog and pork

RoyalBlu:



Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

GreatResearcher:
A lot of artists sing better songs and never won any Grammy and some artists sing total crap and the pack home Grammy.

GreatResearcher:
I was expecting Nas to be all over the media celebrating this Grammy but he never did. That is to say that Grammy does not defined them or their crafts.

Nas won the Grammy Award for this first time in his life after many years in the industry and he is still yet to post or talk about it on his SM

Lanrelagboi:
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1372196177723154434?s=19[/quote]omo me i no understand oh.... full summary please....i just wish the guy is caught....

No, I think Righteousness is saying that if the lecturer put on the whole armor of God, he might have been able to prevent the temptation of rape from entering his head in the first place.

His target is the lecturer, not the lass.

Henix:
Can a decent lady wear those things she is wearing on her nose? I tire for some of
these slay queens

Edited:
For those who are attacking me for saying that the lady doesn't look decent, abeg the weather is too hot for argument. If the lady likes, let her also go and pierce her lips. It's obvious that she is not just an indecent lady, but also from an indecent family. Imagine a father impregnating his daughter, what a family!

SegFault:
It was used in the right context for goodness sakes.

SegFault:
It was used in the right context for goodness sakes.

Aksnoopy:
They should let them "Moan" in peace.

Kriss216:
Her name is Mary Jane, from Arizona.

ekochris:
"They give the best years to the bad guys.....then the nice guys can settle for the left overs."

GoshenNLA:
What’s the guy’s name? He looks familiar like the guy we call prophet in Woleph way back in Futa

bizhop01:
The guys look so real, while those girls are wearing their best dresses i don't think they really know what the are doing especially the one that wear red dress with mosquito legs

theFilmtric:
lol
She na Yoruba dey use am pass?
I never noticed it
The guy on your dp looks Yoruba too
That guy just vex pesin

theFilmtricsay