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Yes oo
The funniest night in that camp 😂😂

SEEDORF441:
Flying Officer Dasun, Action man❤️.. you were there when candidates used prayers to bring moon out 😂

Here's my experience at the just concluded ssc 48 screening at NDA old site Kaduna State.

I arrived Kd a day before the screening date nd hanged around the barrack anxiously waiting for the deal day. At 9am on Monday 14th Oct i reported to the screening venue, we were checked in based on our respective states by some soldiers of the Nigerian Army.
After checking in, we entered the candidate's village where another check was conducted, we were asked to submit all our devices including chargers nd powerbanks, we submitted and tagged them all based on their instructions. After submitting our devices, we proceeded to the final check where we were issued our respective chest number which is everyone's identity in that environment.
We got into another part of the compound where we were asked to sit on the floor according to our states, we sat for hours under the hot Kd sun, at that very moment, I realized that it wasn't gonna be easy 😂😂
After much sitting, biometrics commenced and we were issued beds nd was shown our respective accommodations.
Time for lunch came nd what our eyes saw, our mouths will not speak, 😂😂 we ate what we saw nd we survived 😂
Day 2 was the day the heat started, Dasunnnnn 😂😂😂 a Flying Officer (AP) of the Nigerian Airforce started giving us gbas gbos, we saw shege 😂😂
Midday of day 2, credentials screening nd medical commenced, we the Rivers men nd women did medical before credentials screening, we started medical on Wednesday nd finished on Thursday before proceeding to credentials screening. The medical tests was in phases, X-ray, ECG, Height, weight, BP, eyes, dental, physical tests, blood nd urine tests. After all states has done medical nd credentials screening, we were asked to assemble on Friday at 3am, we assembled and waited till around past 8am when the officers came around. The board chairman addressed the crowd before disqualification commenced.
The first part of disqualification was on credentials, people were called out for inconsistencies in their credentials.
Time for disqualification on medical grounds came nd everyone was anxious 😟, well, medical knocked out over 45% of the candidates that reported for screening. Omo, it was a painful moment, having to see ur friends get disqualified. After the disqualification, we proceeded for the physical examination which includes 3.2km race, push up, sit up nd beam heaving. The 3.2km race was done in cages (1-3) and we all did the running, after running, we did push ups, sit-ups nd beam heaving.
After the completion of the physical test, we moved to another location to take the aptitude test, after so much preparation for the test, we only saw 20 obj questions nd 1 essay, all of which must be answered in 45mins. I started nd finished in time before the expiration of the 45mins.
When we thought the final phase was facing the board, we were asked to do a toxicology test for those who normally take 1 or 2 substances, omo 😂😂
Low nd behold, over 30 persons got knocked out again 😞 but we the lucky ones got to the final phase. 27 persons reported from my state nd only 13 faced the board. We faced the board states by states, in a space of 2mins you're done. Questions are based on your discipline and 1 or 2 general questions. All the board members want to see is ur smartness nd confidence which is really important if you want to become an officer.
After facing the board, we took back our devices nd left the camp to our respective states. It was an awesome experience regardless ✌️✌️
Insha Allah , I'll make the final list 🙏

bravoluv83:
I'd share my experience in the just concluded Army SSC 48 screening soon

I'd share my experience in the just concluded Army SSC 48 screening soon

Airforce DSSC registration starts on the 14th.
Get ready

So much tranquility here
Omo 😂

Concerning the reference forms, is it a must that a military officer must sign one of the forms ? It's quite hard seeing military officers of that rank who hails from ur state serving in ur state.
Can 2 chairmen sign 1 form each ?

DaKaptain:
Hello guys, it's Da Kaptain again. Feel free to ask me any questions relating to joining up. May all your dreams come through. Shalom 🙏🏽

But there are 2 referee forms
Can 1 person sign both referee forms ?

Dannyhonda:
Nope, just one is enough to sign for the referee and also for the local government part

I just realized that 2 different LGA chairmen from your state can actually sign those reference forms just incase you don't see a military officer from your state to sign it for you.

Has any whatsapp group been created for SSC course 48 yet ??
If yes, please someone should add me up
07086480593

Interesting

Balemall:
This is the longest road ever to be flag off by a state government this year

And this is also the longest single straight road in recent times to be constructed by a state governor

How much be minimum wage ??

blingxx:
19k monthly sub ain't that much bruh

The campaign train of Rivers State PDP Governorship Candidate Sir Dr. Siminialayi Joseph Fubara landed in Etche LGA today, and it was really massive.
H.E Nyesom Ezenwo Wike CON, GSSRS, POS AFRICA, LIFE-BENCHER, was very much on ground to support his soon to be successor.

Who count them ??

Rivers State
I intend going there today

DEEKAH7:
Which State did you apply for?
Go there and ask for the day your own ward will be screened.
Don’t wait for any mail ooo

I have not gotten any text or mail to come for screening, I applied for enumerator, I want to go for screening today, will I be attended to ?

I use s9 plus, trust me, it's a good buy if you get the phone

officialfestus:
how good is it?

You don't need such a girl to raise your child for you else you'll regret it, just let her do what she wants

Please I need to connect with you on LinkedIn, whatsapp or twitter, people like you inspire me.
Please drop any details with which I can reach you with

chemicalwasiu:
To start with, I have Bsc industrial chemistry, MTech analytical environmental chemistry and PhD analytical chemistry (at age 30). Please don't try it as it will disrupt your career path. Worst of all, if you go into academics, you will become an academic orphan, chemist will not recognize you, likewise engineers.
Let me tell you about a lecturer I know very well. He has Bsc and msc in chemistry. His only offense is going to study chemistry at pharmaceutical department in Japan, he was denied HOD of chemistry, another lecturer in same department, same sch, Bsc chemistry, msc chemistry but PhD textile was also denied.
ADVICE: it's not your course that makes you rich its packaging. Even if it IRS or CRK, maintain your lane and become a specialist in your field. Finally, do you know who a specialist is?
A specialist is someone who knows alot about very LITTLE. Go and learn alot about very little(chemistry)

I feel that the cabals within Buhari's govt are responsible for the hardship and calamity that befell our country Nigeria not necessarily Buhari, although, he may have contributed one way or another to the hardship with his kinds of policies but the cabals are more to blame. My thoughts

If everybody comot for this naija who go occupy m, una wey dy away make una dy, we wey dy here go dy here, the country don hard for the past 7yrs we neva die, if dollar like make eh rise to 2k, we go still survive, make una no carry una wahala come dy worry us here, there r foreigners in naija nd vice versa, if the country too bad foreigners no go dy here.
Una dy open mouth bcus naira no get value, imagine if naira was 150 against dollar, most of una no go even travel, better days ahead

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So this writer wrote all these things to favour Atiku, we're wiser now, take it or leave it, this writer is a supporter of Atiku

ochejoseph:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/2023-why-atiku-is-miles-ahead-oche-otorkpa/

Rivers state university and Ignatius Ajuru University of Education is not on strike

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Peter Obi built Anambra state university Igbariam from scratch and was fully accredited before he left Office, Obi single handedly built Anambra state university teaching hospital Awka, with other projects he did all these without borrowing or owing workers, pensioners or gratuity, still invested billions for Anambra in different companies and saved 75billion in different banks,
Anambra state university is the only state university that's not on strike because of how Obi positioned before he left office.

Have you ever taken pictures with Google pixel phones ?
Try doing that you'll realize that things ain't always as dy seem, this same 13pro max y'all are talking about is the same 1 my friend uses that hangs everytime she on her data, the phone will just freeze for minutes without response, people are saying its due to too much contacts, and I ask myself why will I pay 800k-1m for a phone and it will hang because of contacts, that's madness

GooodHardDick:
True bro. But make we no lie, iPhone camera dope pass all these android phones. Even with the android device, Girls still fit edit the pictures na and you'll be disappointed when you meet face to face

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