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so what kind of reply are u looking forward to get from this ur write up?

after all said and done for me I prefer to beg somebody walking on the street for hundred naira shame no go gree me enter bank go withdraw 5h which kind hard earn money be dat if truly I dey work hard why my account dey read 505 naira balance .by the time I think of that ever crowded GTBANK or Ope that pretty cashier wey i dey die for, or bisola the one wey dey trip for me my spirit no gree me for me never I can't

Dondav: I like it rough and hard when I'm unhappy (She'll be in charge)... When we're done; I'll seem like the happiest guy on earth. But when I'm happy, I like it slow and smooth (I'll be in charge).. it often last for 5 hours... Especially when I'm sad.

another bad effect of unemployment

abi ur face nah nightmare?

use grammar to death her

End Time Home

after all the noise and insult u guys still make the rich.Nigerians and their big mouth.

bread and beans

count down to ASUU end of the year party

24th of october.......can't wait to see you

Andyblaze: but i dont wanna lose her as a friend na. Her fada is rich and she takes me to silvabed and g.d.c alwez.

ur doom is not too far......just relax and watch

abdulkodir: wet in dey there self; wet no 4 9ja. a beg 4get an trust yur GOD joo.

what is this one saying?

[b]Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people
holding hands when you switch on a Nokia
phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?
7. What is the difference between Dawn and
Dew if Dawn is Dawn and
Dew is Dew?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian
girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the value
of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to deliver the
same speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top'
START NOW! NO SIDE TALK OR CHEATING![/b]

OMG I don laff die........laugh is indeed funny

son of God

the person wey get the belle

only if ONUME could see this

Beside the plane

preodu: lol the comments are actually more entertaining than the topic

I swear

Glam fairy01: Is that not Phyno or are my eyes deceiving me

I think say nah only me dey see phyno(udo)

ajas baba: Something is happening between me and my boyfriend's father that will come out soon but I don't know how to present it to him, because he may not forgive me and even attack me, am really scared.

TON please I want you to share my story with people on your Blog so I can get good advise on what to do and how to do it. My boyfriend is stingy but I love him. He is always doing projects and will say he needs more money for his projects.

So, one day I met his father at a hotel where I went to do supplies:
Since that day my life has not been the same again. The man has been spoiling me with cash and I have been keeping it hot for him in bed, not that am proud about it but I need money and my guy is not helping.

The problem now is that his father wants to marry me since he is separated from my guy's mum and he said I should forget about his son, after I told him about us. He told me his son is not responsible. Truly, I love the father more than his son now. But I've dated my guy for 10 months and most of his friends already know us as lovers.

Pls my headache is how to tell him about me and his dad and our intentions to get married without getting him too angry that he will do something bad to me? I want to go to his house and tell him. Pls help!

idiat! very soon you will go for his grandfather #shameonyou dawg in human form.

end time tins........this human is really confused

end time tins........this human is really confused

Amelian: Heaven forbid... ......

Is the man, that broke? ....
Any woman who accept such, is paving way for a failed marriage... Cause the man will surely mock her, about it during arguments ...

Nah, bad move.

nigeria film go kill uuuuuu

Enegod: ^^^ this one is on jazz..he is calling his gf, mumsy

laff is funny hahahahahaha!