₦airaland Forum

Ahmed4002:
It's not possible, even to send Passport across boarder is not allowed.

So don't be deceived. Apply directly via the embassy website and wait jeje.

OrigeenalSeven:
see ur life
na Una type dey give all this useless gals the audacity to dey talk anyhow
see as you dey praise her just for towtow way u no go see fvck
I shake my head for you simp

G00DHardDick:
I'm disappointed in you for going back to her after making some cash.

I'm even more disappointed in you for banging the olosho alone instead of Sharing her with your friends so they too can bang.

Bros, I'm extremely more disappointed at you for even making the mistake of discussing marriage with a Nigerian hoe. When we say Nigeria girls are all useless liabilities filled with entitlement mentality, With nothing to offer a man in a relationship apart from their over used damaged kpekpus, una go think say we dey joke.

I'll urge you to put that olosho where she belongs ASAP. Treat her like an olosho that she is, useless her and move on.

Dreadlock69:
Brothel nah the best and worst thing so far.
Tips when visiting a brothel

Calm , sit down and observe don’t rush “ a bottle water on hand if you like”.

Observe all ashanti characters and your specs

Go for your spec or the one’s who approach you and are your spec talked to them , observe there characters don’t be carried away by their sweet words, use sarcasm if possible it will expose their characters and attitude on time.

Be direct in your conversation and manly them those ashanti fit smell fear and anxiety.

Keep phones at home or take a small phone if you need.

Take only the money you need for sex /rounds you can take your refreshments money’s also but drop your monetary equipment at home
Hahaha by their talk you sha know them

G00DHardDick:
This shit is funny

Oga you no well I swear . you should approach any Nigerian girl on the road, initiate the banging mood ASAP. Take her to your house (not advisable though) a guest house or an hotel is much better. Bang her there dump her and move on. Why going to ashawo quarters?

Make una try dey read my post and threads to learn how these things works.

Siminialaye20:
People like us wey don comot body from anything relationship with naija girls, wey dey use ashawo hold body.. e necessary. E better to run matter in brothel with wisdom because those olosho behavior can be something else atimes. No be where you go do anyhow. Just try and avoid wahala, do your thing and go your way.

DaddyCK:

Magnolìaa calm down nah, we simply ask if the prostitute name is Magnolìaa'...did i say somtin wrong? is prostitutions not a job?
at least u have gooood job and u can pay yor rent.
oooo PLEASE CALM DOWN & GROWWWWUP!!!! (no oofeinse)

Magnoliaa:
Dumb fellow. 🤣🤣

Because 'Magnolìaa' is a name? Or he said it is a prostitute he met from online?

Do you have an intellectual disability as one of the numerous woes that plagues your destitute life? Oops. Sorry, you type like an illiterate already.

But if you wan drag me, at least, be making sense.

Now chances are that that whõre is your mom. There are numerous hints in the story that indicates so, plus the fact that you're really behaving like one neglected in childhood, but somehow exposed to an immoral environment.

So nor dey whine yourself. You know deep in your heart who the prostitute's name is: na the person wey pour expired stinking blood for your head at childbirth 💉 😅.

Illegal1:
Omoh no enjoyment pass wen u knack grl with waist beads....those beads sound are sumtin else..


Any grl without waist bead is a terrorist...

But OP,never give up bcus last last every guy man must chop kpekus....shayooo!!!

Illegal1:
any man wen never knack ashawo b4,never still open eye....

Jazzman01:
I don't support prostitution or visiting brothels but you guys should stop encouraging people especially men to marry because of sex, rather you should encourage self discipline and control. Marriage doesn't guarantee that you will enjoy sex or have it in abundance. Majority of married men dont enjoy sex because their wives always deny them. Thats what most women do. immediately they get married, they start hoarding sex from their husband. it will even become worse after a kid or two has entered the union.

marlow1962:
Lmao, u get luck say dem no follow ur head up with bottle. But why u go they go headquarter na , that 5k don call u hookup for house.
Abi u dy forbid to fvk for ur bed?

DaddyCK:
was the Ashawo's name sir, Magnoliaa from Nairaland?. (no oofeinse)

Miracood2:
I don't even see myself going to a girl's house to NACK.

Unless she stays alone.

Shalommy:
Chaii Na this kind gist i dey like read. Op, never give up. Try another ashawo joint.

Goodlady:
I m so happy to read a out how your suffered.
May you suffer more if you ever visit asewo again. Get legitimate money, marry responsibly and enjoy sex that ll tire you.

Fmghewzy:
This is funny as Bleep🤣🤣

But quite unfortunate op didn't learn any lesson.
Must you do prostitutes 😒.

Bgcentz:
But why you go dey knack ashawo

Cerebellum:
You're a mad goat

I can never imagine me carrying my whole self to brothel! Haaa! Like what d fvck!

Goodlady:
You just lost a good wife.
If she had dated you when you were broke, you won't be serious. You ll be after her body. Probably made her a babymama now. Cos of ordinary N3m Camry wey you don get, you dey adm questions what ll you bring to the table, what ll you offer me?
Wetin you as the supposed husband fit offer?
Have you given her money o start biz?
How much you and all the mumuboys commending you on this thread worth?
You see, you don't just bash women. We v good ones so you should be logical in your reasoning.

Haakeem:
Na today nain i know say you no get sense at all.
Jeon, take a look at the rubbish your colleague inputted on a public forum.

siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with what she said.

If she didn't have a body, would you date her? Her vagina alone is worth more than anything you can ever bring to the table.

You think everyone has time to waste on useless people?

Please don't be stupid, she gave an excellent answer.

Ikennaford:
You don't ask a girl you wanna get into serious relationship what she's bringing to the table, you said you don level up, you Re the MUMU here, a hoe rejected you years back, you still go back, weh girls your level deh waiting for you, you just a b***ch asas niqqa