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Romance / My Girl Is Asking Me Of Sex Alot Don't Know What To Do by Breeze111(m): 2:59am On May 09, 2023
Hi everyone, this story is real
My name is Deji, a very quick one, for the past two years now I haven't been into any relationship reason be that I just want to rest from relationship stress. So few months ago I said let me give it a try and see if it could lead to something serious, so I meet this lady, very beautiful, good character, damn she come sabi cook but my only problem be say babe like Bleep goon...
So her reason is that she loves me so very much that when she is just close to me she gets turned on and Hot and couples with the fact that is been long she had sex though.... me never see this type before and am not the sex(Dj fuckative) kind of guy but no worry I sabi Bleep die I just no like sex..
It got to a stage that this babe started accusing me that my dick is not woking and I told her babe me I sabi Bleep oo is just that a girl who I want to take serious I don't like having sex with her should in case it lead to marriage wetin I won see Bleep wen we marry....
She keep on pesting me, so I give in and sleep with her once that was when are Hot stuff increase.. Babe says she hasn't see anyone that Bleep like me omo as it is now I have been doing her hide and see game for like a week now and I really wanted to take her serious because she has good manners and the babe get respect die but am afraid if I marry her now and I no fit satisfy her won't she cheat....
Please guys your advice
Travel / Re: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Breeze111(m): 2:15am On Apr 15, 2023
Ahmed4002:


It's not possible, even to send Passport across boarder is not allowed.

So don't be deceived. Apply directly via the embassy website and wait jeje.

Thank you Sir
Travel / Re: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Breeze111(m): 4:24pm On Apr 05, 2023
Please is it possible to travel out from Nigeria without going for interview, according to them they say we are going to send our passports through DHL to Germany and every process will be done there and send back to us...
Travel / Re: General German Work And Family Re-union Visa Enquiries by Breeze111(m): 3:01am On Apr 05, 2023
please is it possible to travel out to Germany without interview from Nigeria, Because a friend of mine told me that one can send is passport through DHL to Germany and they will process everything for him over there, that is work visa
Romance / A Hook Up Girl Got Pregnant Mistakely For One Of Her Clients Need Advice by Breeze111(m): 11:42pm On Feb 15, 2023
So on today gist fam, even me this one funny me... Please what do ya all think
My name is emmanuella “I got pregnant through hookup and I am one month gone. I chatted the guy I did hookup with that I’m pregnant but he denied it and deleted his WhatsApp. I’m 100% sure the child is for him.

I took some p!lls but I’m not sure the p!lls worked yet. I’m thinking of keeping the pregnancy and running away to avoid people laughing at me. Is it advisable to go to the guy’s house and confront him?”
Romance / A Hook Up Girl Got Pregnant Mistakely For One Of Her Clients Need Advice by Breeze111(m): 10:12pm On Feb 15, 2023
So on today gist fam, even me this one funny me... Please what do ya all think
My name is emmanuella “I got pregnant through hookup and I am one month gone. I chatted the guy I did hookup with that I’m pregnant but he denied it and deleted his WhatsApp. I’m 100% sure the child is for him.

I took some p!lls but I’m not sure the p!lls worked yet. I’m thinking of keeping the pregnancy and running away to avoid people laughing at me. Is it advisable to go to the guy’s house and confront him?”
Romance / Am 23 Years Dating A White Lady Of 56 Years Old, Need Advice by Breeze111(m): 8:04pm On Feb 12, 2023
So a quick one today, a guy DM me on my other platform to help him share this story in other to get advice from people...
My name is John, am 23 years of age but am dating a white(oyinbo) lady who is 56years old, of which we are planning of getting married soon.
To be sincere this woman has been of so much assistance to me in terms of my university fees and other things making life comfortable for me but really am scared of breaking her heart in the future because of the age difference but she truly loves me. but with the way things are now for me I can't say no to her financial support because life hard. But my friends are so much in support of this, they are saying I should get married to her this year and abandoned my school by leaving the country to join her over there but am so confused..dont know what to do
Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 9:58pm On Feb 02, 2023
OrigeenalSeven:


see ur life
na Una type dey give all this useless gals the audacity to dey talk anyhow
see as you dey praise her just for towtow way u no go see fvck
I shake my head for you simp
😂 😂 I no praise any body senior man
Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 9:56pm On Feb 02, 2023
G00DHardDick:


I'm disappointed in you for going back to her after making some cash.

I'm even more disappointed in you for banging the olosho alone instead of Sharing her with your friends so they too can bang.

Bros, I'm extremely more disappointed at you for even making the mistake of discussing marriage with a Nigerian hoe. When we say Nigeria girls are all useless liabilities filled with entitlement mentality, With nothing to offer a man in a relationship apart from their over used damaged kpekpus, una go think say we dey joke.

I'll urge you to put that olosho where she belongs ASAP. Treat her like an olosho that she is, useless her and move on.
Hahaha this was hash, who break your heart na
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 9:53pm On Feb 02, 2023
Dreadlock69:
Brothel nah the best and worst thing so far.
Tips when visiting a brothel

Calm , sit down and observe don’t rush “ a bottle water on hand if you like”.

Observe all ashanti characters and your specs

Go for your spec or the one’s who approach you and are your spec talked to them , observe there characters don’t be carried away by their sweet words, use sarcasm if possible it will expose their characters and attitude on time.

Be direct in your conversation and manly them those ashanti fit smell fear and anxiety.

Keep phones at home or take a small phone if you need.

Take only the money you need for sex /rounds you can take your refreshments money’s also but drop your monetary equipment at home
Hahaha by their talk you sha know them

Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2023
G00DHardDick:
This shit is funny grin grin

Oga you no well I swear grin . you should approach any Nigerian girl on the road, initiate the banging mood ASAP. Take her to your house (not advisable though) a guest house or an hotel is much better. Bang her there dump her and move on. Why going to ashawo quarters?

Make una try dey read my post and threads to learn how these things works.
Noted, I go they follow you up to learn more
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:16pm On Jan 31, 2023
Siminialaye20:
People like us wey don comot body from anything relationship with naija girls, wey dey use ashawo hold body.. e necessary. E better to run matter in brothel with wisdom because those olosho behavior can be something else atimes. No be where you go do anyhow. Just try and avoid wahala, do your thing and go your way.
Wise words
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:14pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:



Magnolìaa calm down nah, we simply ask if the prostitute name is Magnolìaa'...did i say somtin wrong? is prostitutions not a job?
at least u have gooood job and u can pay yor rent.
oooo PLEASE CALM DOWN & GROWWWWUP!!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
You dey find trouble ba
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
Magnoliaa:


Dumb fellow. 🤣🤣

Because 'Magnolìaa' is a name? Or he said it is a prostitute he met from online?

Do you have an intellectual disability as one of the numerous woes that plagues your destitute life? Oops. Sorry, you type like an illiterate already.

But if you wan drag me, at least, be making sense.

Now chances are that that whõre is your mom. There are numerous hints in the story that indicates so, plus the fact that you're really behaving like one neglected in childhood, but somehow exposed to an immoral environment.

So nor dey whine yourself. You know deep in your heart who the prostitute's name is: na the person wey pour expired stinking blood for your head at childbirth 💉 😅.
Thank you

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Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:09pm On Jan 31, 2023
Illegal1:
Omoh no enjoyment pass wen u knack grl with waist beads....those beads sound are sumtin else..


Any grl without waist bead is a terrorist...

But OP,never give up bcus last last every guy man must chop kpekus....shayooo!!!
Hahaha ha badt guy
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:08pm On Jan 31, 2023
Illegal1:


any man wen never knack ashawo b4,never still open eye....
Tell them
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:06pm On Jan 31, 2023
Jazzman01:


I don't support prostitution or visiting brothels but you guys should stop encouraging people especially men to marry because of sex, rather you should encourage self discipline and control. Marriage doesn't guarantee that you will enjoy sex or have it in abundance. Majority of married men dont enjoy sex because their wives always deny them. Thats what most women do. immediately they get married, they start hoarding sex from their husband. it will even become worse after a kid or two has entered the union.
Well spoken love
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:05pm On Jan 31, 2023
marlow1962:
Lmao, u get luck say dem no follow ur head up with bottle. But why u go they go headquarter na , that 5k don call u hookup for house.
Abi u dy forbid to fvk for ur bed?
Hahaha
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:



was the Ashawo's name sir, Magnoliaa from Nairaland?. (no oofeinse) angry
Hahaha trouble maker, 🚶🚶
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:03pm On Jan 31, 2023
Miracood2:
I don't even see myself going to a girl's house to NACK.

Unless she stays alone.
Bossu e neva hold you
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:02pm On Jan 31, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii cheesy cheesy cheesy Na this kind gist i dey like read. Op, never give up. Try another ashawo joint. cheesy
Hahaha bad pinkin

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Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:02pm On Jan 31, 2023
Goodlady:

I m so happy to read a out how your suffered.
May you suffer more if you ever visit asewo again. Get legitimate money, marry responsibly and enjoy sex that ll tire you.
😂 😂 😂
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:01pm On Jan 31, 2023
Fmghewzy:
This is funny as Bleep🤣🤣

But quite unfortunate op didn't learn any lesson.
Must you do prostitutes 😒.
😂😂 Learn alot of lesson sha

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Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 3:00pm On Jan 31, 2023
Bgcentz:
But why you go dey knack ashawo
Bros konji no get respect
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 2:58pm On Jan 31, 2023
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Na true she tell you. Waistbead has a way of garnishing coitus. The dangling sound is glorious.
Hahaha, you are a suspect
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2023
Cerebellum:
You're a mad goatgrin

I can never imagine me carrying my whole self to brothel! Haaa! Like what d fvck!
Lolz, my guy no reason am konji na bastard
Romance / Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Breeze111(m): 1:31pm On Jan 22, 2023
So today story is a lesson and also a Sunday cruise no need of advice or insulting each other here please , instead you can also let us know your experience with ashawo
Omo yesterday night like around 11:30 for night, so I be they watch one series movie like that, omo the sex scene to much for this film and base on say e Don tail way i watch film and also Bleep so the thing trigger my urge to knack, I finished the film but yet the memories are just there in my head, I went out, luckily I saw a bike going towards that ashawo area, bike charge me 250, normally for day time na 100 but I no mind, my last 5k for house na e I carry say I go Bleep 2k, buy small food if I dey come back, as I enter the ashawo quarters I see plenty babe of different spec, immediately one drew my attention, she has a big nyash and enough boobs, and I say to myself "guy you never f*ck big nyach before" na so I approach this babe, so we enter inside her room, I asked her how much she said 4k,i told her I have 2k babe say last 3k I agree, but as soon as the babe pull clothes, Jess, na so bids full her waist with some reddish thing and cowries, I ask her babe wetin full your waist like this, babe say na wetin they make the Bleep sweet, I just no buy her story, my dick die immediately, I tell the babe I no do again, na were trouble come be that, the babe say I must pay 10k for time wasting say she Don loose like four customer so I go pay the money for all, I swear I think say na joke before you know dis babe naked herself come they shout at the top of her voice, her fellow ashawo come gather me, me wai sabi shame, all this girls insult my life put hand inside my pocket drag the 5k, push me outside, the annoying part the babe start they shout say I be ritualist, say I won come steal her pant, omo the matter start to enter another level I just need to leave that environment, I trek back home, no Bleep, no food, no money, but heavy shame, I swear I shed tears when I enter house...na so I promise myself ashawo house never, rather I order hookup come house

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Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2023
Goodlady:

You just lost a good wife.
If she had dated you when you were broke, you won't be serious. You ll be after her body. Probably made her a babymama now. Cos of ordinary N3m Camry wey you don get, you dey adm questions what ll you bring to the table, what ll you offer me?
Wetin you as the supposed husband fit offer?
Have you given her money o start biz?
How much you and all the mumuboys commending you on this thread worth?
You see, you don't just bash women. We v good ones so you should be logical in your reasoning.
That was why I asked what can she offer, any handwork or business idea so I can support her financially then we grow together but instead babe say na to....
Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 5:08pm On Jan 20, 2023
Haakeem:
Na today nain i know say you no get sense at all.
Jeon, take a look at the rubbish your colleague inputted on a public forum.
Lolz, Sofia why you dey para, am just doing my Job as a blogger, get story from people who need advice put it in public forum, then go back and tell them what ever the public says
Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2023
siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with what she said.

If she didn't have a body, would you date her? Her vagina alone is worth more than anything you can ever bring to the table.

You think everyone has time to waste on useless people?

Please don't be stupid, she gave an excellent answer.
Hahaha Sofia I was really expecting her to talk about a business or handwork I could assist her with finance or give me a business idea we could start and grow together because I really love her
Romance / Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Breeze111(m): 4:58pm On Jan 20, 2023
Ikennaford:
You don't ask a girl you wanna get into serious relationship what she's bringing to the table, you said you don level up, you Re the MUMU here, a hoe rejected you years back, you still go back, weh girls your level deh waiting for you, you just a b***ch asas niqqa
Boss love na bastard, be love the babe right from day1 but she just no won get sennse

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