KingDash:
naso baba.. fuuuck and leave this girls, naija babes youless

Boss I get sister oooh😢😅

tayo60:
Op, not only pink but red. Well, you did d right thing, it's time to let these leeches know that ,what they need to offer in a relationship is more than their bodies.

Lolz, how about blue, sorry man my keypad dey misbehave

Sonnobax15:

She's always been straight forward with you all the time bro....So you better get used to it..

Jokes apart,we all know that an average nigerian banny has nothing else to offer to a man apart from her body ..Even the time wey she still promise to give you self,e fit surprise you las las say she fit no get that time for you again when una go start the relationship....

Nigerian banny no worth the stress wey we(most guyman) dey pass through for them because all of dem are "MOSDII"

I swear bro

incandescentena:
Well done. But your grammar tho.



BTW develop your redpillness better

Will work on that bro, thanks

So a quick one, a friend of mine told me this morning what happened between him and his suppose girl friend...
There is babe I ask out four years to be my girl, then we were still much younger, she told me plain and clear that she can't and I ask why.. She was straight forward with me, she told me I had no money, no car and she is not my level, like small girl wai I senior ooh but almost the same age grade and we grow up together.
I felt bad but sincerely I forgot about the all thing, as years passes by God help me I got a small camry muscle car, got my shop rented a nice place, to cut the story short late last year December this same babe started bothering me that we should link up, so we meet, I spend money carry her go out from there we enter house I knack, since then me start they dodge her, she kept bothering me, so yesterday I was less busy I told her we should link up, so we meet, we bought food and stuff, as we were having our good time i decided to ask her a simple question "hey babe am mature now and would what to settle down, if I decide to go on a serious relationship with you what can you offer, omo babe say her time and her body I just week stand up go pay for the stuff leave her there, she was shock and has been calling me since I refuse to pink...did I do wrong leaving her there??

Heathrow44:


are u really a "babe"

Oga focus, if she say na babe then na babe

efewizey:


I laugh you

Bro me self follow you laugh ooh, I no fit marry runs babe wai get pikin oh, shei you they wine me ney

BigYash:
Me sef don see where hook up babe carry preg belle wen don big already come,wan come still Bleep for money.. The guy wen call her self shock.. He had to quickly discharge her,before people him hood go think say na him give the runs girl ,abi woman belle. Things dey happen o..

My brother this pursue for money eeh

borednhorny:
To answer your question, it depends on the age of the child.
But you are really nice guys, you should start a charity for olosho with children.

Hahaha shei na we be founder of olosho business

chatinent:


There was more reasonable questions you could have asked from your story...but it's not every head that's got whites init.

You can share the question with us

Divoc19:
Lol!
Make the pikin wait outside first.
We want check some thing.
Buy biscuits and Coke for the pikin

Hahaha � bros heaven far from you

Omo yesterday was really sad, catching cruise for the weekend, so yesterday my guy requested one hook up babe like that, so they agree on 5k, mehn wai dis babe finally arrived she come with her child oooh, my guy say over e dead body wai e go knack that girl with her child for room, so after much talks and questioning we found out that the babe was really going through alot, 5k wai they agree, we had to raise small found for her up to 21,700k, then beg her make she try get something reasonably to do and stop this kind life...So now my question to the house, guys if na you, you go still knach that babe like that with her pinkin for inside room...my ear open they listen to children of Eve��

Thanks all

Thanks bro

So on this trend I will be sincere in order to get a sincere answer, my name is Mark, I meet a lady online, US citizen,we have been dating for some time now we got engage online, she's base in US, so she was soppose to come down to Nigeria so we could get married and move me over, but she's sick and can't fly down, she wrote me an invitation letter to me through email and send one to the embassy through email too...but the problem now is that I don't even know the next step to take, second problem again is that a friend of mine told me this evening that she was supposed to go to the immigration office there and collect a letter signed and stamped by the immigration before sending it to me, third problem I meet an agent and she said her company we need 2.5 million to help me process everything... Just confuse now

I swear I frustrate now die for this life...made a very big mistake after using all my savings in life to buy a car so I can use it for Bolt driving to sustain myself simply because I don't want to get involved in anything wrong in this life....just two days of using this car, the car break down were will I even see money to fix the car when I have not even eaten three square meals completely funny enough I borrow some money to add to even buy this carwai won carry me go my early grave

Owk make una help me judge this one... I was into an argument with a female friend of mine yesterday and she say women are always 100% faithful in a relationship be it dating or marriage. According to her the only reason a lady cheats on her man is when she notice or caught the man in the act of cheating on her or maybe the man is maltreating her badly. According to her, she say no lady who is well love and well taking care off by a man will ever cheat on him. She even give example of E-money and Obi Cubana that their wife can never cheat on them because their men cherish them.
I won cum agree with her small but I still know of some people wai get full support from their man but they still they misbehave(that is yl I say make I ask una)
Now my question is, if a lady is well taking care of and being respected and cherish by her man, is there any chance of her to still cheat...
Ladies we go like hear from una....

Am really feeling so bad today...i stayed in a self con apartment with neighbours. So this evening it was raining heavily, but I had light because I put on my gen and the rain did not affect my gen because I build a small house for it. I heard a knock on my door, I was supprise on who might be knocking because I don't talk to any body in the compound(just greatingz na join me and them) and before any of my friends come to my place they most put me on call(my Principles though). When I open the door it was my neighbour wife who he brought newly from where I don't know nor care. She say she wanted to charge her phone but her charger use to check so she would love to set it herself mean while my hands werr oiled because I was cooking so I ask her to come and plug it close to the fridge. So I went straight to the kitchen to continue what I was doing when I get back(madam Don sit down for my chair they watch the Naija film wai I b they watch). Before you know she started asking me plenty questions like why is my room this fine, where am I working, am too young to have all this, she noticed I don't talk to any body in the compound. Tou from there we enter discussion, she started complaining of how her husband don't use to take her out, that her husband brought her to Abuja to suffer, that she regret rushing into marriage bla-bla-bla( but abeg ooh, why is it that all married people be it male or female like complaining about their marriage or rushing into it, we send una) omo before you know eye contact started coming in.( I swear devil na bastard, if you never do the evil wai he want he no go leave you) Tooh food was ready, I brought the food we ate, jess the food burst her head (fufu and Egusi soap) I trust myself when it comes to food I dey murder. After the meal, omo the eye contact became too much before you say Jack we were kissing...To God how I pull this woman cloth, suck boobs then........i can't explain till now, it was like firm. Have done many bad thing, kai but I think this one is the hight of all, just can't get the act out of my head...i sincerely regret my action...i don't know if I should tell her husband and ask for forgiveness

sonofaGod:
yea,I was educated when I got there today so I opted for the 32 pages passport.paid 27k and am collecting it tomoro

Pls which side in Abuja planning of going to do mine b4 weekend

A very big thank you to my friends and readers @ Nairalander...
The story I posted concerning that boy that fought with his dad because he caught him having sex in their house...i just what you all to know he has apologies to his dad all thanks to your comment and advise...
Today tori they pain me die, I swear if tor say na me he happen to I for..(wait make I hear from una first)
This Edo girl Ajara' was dating this guy sule from kogi, they have been dating for years before this sad incidence happen. So this guy has been very supportive to Ajara be it financially and other wise to the extent of seeing her tro her ND in school despite the fact he is not that buoyant. Initially the plan was that after her ND in school they will get married then mayb inside the marriage she can further more if she like.(gbam: Aunty done finish school eyes Don open she no won marry again) she started giving sule excuse to the extent they started having serious issue that lead to Ajara breaking-up with him. She started bringing up excuse like Sule is not that educated, he is not financially stable, bla-bla-bla. They currel and even fought on the street. This faithful Sunday (baba no fit bear am again) at around 7-8pm sule went to Ajara house, on reaching there, the Ajara, her mum ad grandma were inside. Sule lock them up from outside pour fuel on the building and light up the building, went outside the gate and lock the gate to and (after baba eye clear) he ran to the police station to report himself. But unfortunately before the police could come and fire service mama, mother and sister Don burn to death it was only the elder sister son of 4years that was rescue out through the burglary window. So the elder brother of Ajara who is an Airforce personnel lance corporal Ezekiel was called from makurdi were he was serving, on reaching home saw the incident, ran to the police station were sule was detain and order that sule be release to him but the police refuse that the case will be dealt with according to law. (omo Ajara elder bros say he give police 3days to bring sule out if not he no go easy for them too). The girl no try yes we know but sule to go far. Abeg my nairalander if na u be Ajara elder bros how you go take handle this matter....

Bro b patient no matter how long it takes still use binance p2p ad tank me letter

If u hav bin following my trend I don't post story of me but stories of my client who are victims of such circumstance and their story are real because I meet with them face to face and get their stories before posting, I don't post fake stories....(that was yl I say this one over me I they even pity papa ijeoma)

Jess even me this matter over me, papa ijeoma won run mad. I they even pity am.

I go just give una the story how my client give me..

My name is papa ijeoma, I have three kids. A daughter and two son, the girl is the first. I Am just a road side mechanic managing life with my family though am normally busy so I do come back in the night.

For twelve years of marriage I have never had issue with my wife nor-suspected any mistrust or cheat. We have live very happy not until on Tuesday(2days back) when I came back from work very early and it was because she is hosting their women wing ex-co meeting in the house that day.

So when I came back she was in the kitchen as God would have it her fone was on the center table in parlour, the phone rang, it was on silence(but on vibration) so I was on call with one of my boys in the shop could not tell her to come and pick her call.

As soon as I drop my call I say to myself (this children have put their mother phone on silent again) not knowing she was the one that put it. I pick the phone to remove it from silent, I saw the miss call emma(I trust the wife wai I get for house die, so I no send) not up to 5second a message enter from this same emma via sms(you know android phone na them go pop up the sms untop for your screen).

I saw 'my world' sharply I open the sms and it was (my world you have been avoiding me why!! Have miss you lying beside me on my bed) immediately my eyes started turning me, my head began to hot like fire.

Sharply I enter watsap of which have never done before(though in my house we don't put security lock on phone my rules) I saw that same Emma again on WhatsApp message, I screw up-up and began to see message like hope you are taking care of my child Emma, because that is the name of my suppose last child.

So she name him after her ex-guy. I ran to her in the kitchen to confront her immediately she just knelt down and started crying uncontrollable and confessing that the last child is for her ex who came back from outside the country few years ago and started disturbing her. Have called her parent and my parent they say they we be coming by weekend.

She use advantage of me because she knew am a very quite person in nature.

Right now I just feel like dying don't know if I should divorce her quietly or forgive her, but she is claiming to be really sorry. (but Las-Las I love this woman die just don't know why she betray me like this).

I done Come again, this guy confuse need our help.
Omo today eehh, me and my dad exchanged real blow of which I burst his mouth. See eeh my dad they mess up die. The up-keeping of our house is being done by our mum alone right from when we were kids. All my dad those is to drink and womanise. (I wonder how those girls they even green for am with he koboles pocket) .
So this afternoon I was inside my room with my headset on my ear watching movie but still I was hearing some shout so I just conclude maybe is my parent usual wahala not on till I began to notice that my door is being bang so I decide to open and I saw my elder sister shouting Daddy has done the worst today, so I said to her is there anything new that Man has not done and she say they caught him having sex with madam saloon inside mummy room. Jesus my head won burst I rush to my mum room, I saw my mum crying while madam saloon knelt down saying na devil work with her fallen breast and my dad just sat there with his boxer saying and so, his my house I can marry more than one wife. Kai I no fit hold myself again, that was how I rush him, We exchange some blows and he started bleeding. So he has being calling all our relatives that I beat him. they say, they going to have meeting in our house tomorrow that I must apologise.
To God I can never apologise to that big for nothing man that called himself my dad. Just confuse and depressed, only son my head choke and am so afraid not to end up like him.

Hey guyz, I done come again. Please let me clarify something, any story I post here her real, what happen is that my client approach me, tell me their story and I post them here. So your comment are what I give to them as feedback of which sincerely some has change their perception while some comment done distroy people relationships(lol).
Owk a friend of mine need advise.
My girlfriend is into a partnership business with her ex-boyfriend, the guy is a shoe-maker(designer). My girl approached this her so called ex months back for him to be producing wears at wholesale prices for her to be selling them of which she never told me(i just discover this recently). Though I know she do sells shoes but I never knew it was her ex that was producing them. So I confronted her and she told it was strictly just business I should not get myself worried. Well I have not noticed any fowl play yet but am worried because am a man. But sincerely so far the business has be going well but the fact still remain that is her ex who is producing the shoes and am not owk with it and I can't just stop her because she don't have any other business for now.
My fear now is that if she get to attach to this guy now all in the name of business old feelings might start raising up...ex na ex, he fit come beep her one day na. Please what do you guys think I should do.

Tankz man.... @ d same time I tank u all on ur contribution...infact from all ur comment d guy now know is stand...

I will b bring u all more stories from people who need advice from dis great family @ Nairalander...

I swear... Even me won die for laugh here

Hey guys I think dis guy seriously need help.. I go just narrate d sorry just d way he tell me...

My name is James, am 34years, I relocated to UK four(4) years back, but it seems luck shine on me because late 2019 I meet this British woman though she is older than me, she is 46. So we started dating before you know (madam done fall deeply in love with me). So we decide to get married late this year, atleast is an advantage for me because this we fasten up my permanent residence stuff.. But right now there is a big problem, early this year her daughter pack in to stay with us due to the fact that she and her fiancee had issue that lead to them splitting. ( you know oyinbo and there life style). Omo ever since this girl has bin crushing on me, she say she love my body because am well build(I dey gym shall).she is seriously asking me for sex and she is telling me to leave her mum for her. Infact right now her mum is seriously suspecting something, am so very confused and don't know what to do.
Tau, na so the guy narrate the sorry give me.. I say make I drop here make una help us out....

10k cash

Oya make una help me judge dis one my fellow Nairalander...(I think the lady also need to say something on this)
I was into an argument with a female friend of mine and she was off the fact that women are always 100% faithful in a relationship be it dating or marriage. According to her, that the only reason a lady will cheat on you is when she noticed or catch her man cheating on her or if the man is violence domestically or the man does not assist her financially in any ways. She say no any lady who is well taking care by a man will ever cheat on him... She even give example of E-money and Obi-Cubana, that their wife can never cheat on them because their man take good care of them and cherish them...
I think I kind of agree with her on this one oooh but I say let me still here from you guys..
My Question now is... If a lady is well loved, cherish and respected by her man.. Is there any chance of her to still cheat??

Boss I swear....laf won kill me as I dey read ur comment...

Lolz