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[quote author=stan-ogb]"The thinking is that if these young ladies have some forms of self- defence training, they would be able to say no in more ways than one. The main aim is to give these young ladies a fighting chance so that they would be able to defend themselves before the deed is done. They will probably not be helpless victims, but able to fight for themselves rather than crying for help."
[size=13pt]and probably defend bomb blasts
[/size] [/quote]defend themselves against animals who have been brain-washed of getting 72 virgins by blowing up themselves.

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Must u copy jokes that have been posted more than å million times?

booqee: Boy-- happy birthday sweetie ({}) :*
Girl-- thanks so much baby...so wats my birthday gift...*gift*/
Boy-- (pointing) can you see that red BMW parked over there?:/
Girl-- o my God!....
yes....yes...yes...i cant believe dis...
\=D/ ♥♥
Boy-- i bought you a toothbrush
of the same colour...
Girl--na THUNDER go fire you! Bastard! ...
: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º .....
. . .Oya, u don laff finish
Goodnite... Wish me same buddie... ({})

Booqee...ar u referring to d red BMW I bought u last november?....don't worry,âm gonna buy u an escalade this november...just keep giving me my early morning BJ.

Shame on u:clueless joelantern.
Instead of u to face boko haram,u are releasing security agents on innocent akokites.

And this made the front page?
Even the title of thread should read''you know witches are after you''or some spiritual powers of some sort and not God.The thread is both å shame and waste of bandwidth.

This post has been stolen.

This crap is phucking too cheap!
Go and use it to freak ur little ones @ home.

Lol!

booqee: na wa oh.....shey na d same bunmioguns i know be dis?? When u turn to S.U?? Joke SU? U wey go abuse dead man and he go wake up.....

Anyway sha, if u don't know, criticism is d best encouragement on nl jokes section. If they post dry tins and u say its funny, they'll keep posting dry tins, thinkin its funny. But if u criticise them, they'll be motivated and encouraged to make their next joke funnier than d last. Don't u know dat?!

No wonder sef, na u dey behind d dryness and boringness of jokes section. #GodDonCatchYou

Frankly speaking....err...booqee...d boobs of d lady d poster just wrote about and your own,which one big pass?

Bed time stories are abundant in here!

bin gbagbo: ask ur papa! bufooon!

ask ur papa! bufooon!

sorry...I don forget say u no get papa!

Bush piglet

Bush piglets!

Where is d joke?

Ok

Ťĥĕ most annoying thing about MTN is dat you cant speak with their agents anymore.Their customer service is just å dummy of it former self.
I magine migrating to MTN pulse where I read that I will receive 10MG of data for every N100 recharge.After receiving ťĥĕ first one,it has been an hopless situation of recharging without getting any data bundle.I tried calling their customer care and ťĥĕ machine doesn't wait for me to listen before telling me their ghost agents are currently busy.
If I recharge again and I don't get my 10MG,I will break the fucking sim.

Ŵĥŷ double-posting?mtcheeewwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Bush piglets!

Who be agbero?

Irun-obo!

And this made ťĥĕ Front page?
Arrant Nonesense!

This must be d Psychiatric thread they told me about.Just wandering ŵĥŷ there are so many inmates @ this time.

[quote author=Okija_juju]The reason are as follows;

1. Nollywood does not make childrens movies.

2. Nollywood never casts any child in a leading role in any of their movies.

3. No film schools so it is hard to train a kid to fit into a movie role.

4. No movie premiers, so kids are not seen on red carpets.

5. Even when a kid is given a lead role, they act for like 10mins of the film and the next thin you see is "20 years later" and voila that kid is now Ramsey Noah or Ini Edo.[/quote]very correct!
I once watched å nigerian movie where d first scene was d birth of å child.in d next scene,they wrote 5 years later and I another child actor playing with friends,in d next scene,it was 30 years later and guess who I saw:Alex Usifo.

All of d above!looOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

seguun: If you are religious and you are disputing about dreams then I'm sorry for you.
To start with, after the prophet ate the poison, he still lived years before he died just like any other human being. he performed his final hajj, the last revelation was revealed; "...this day have I perfected your religion for you and completed My favour upon you, and have chosen Islam as your religion..."(Quran 5:3), he delivered his final sermon wherein he asked the muslims to bear witness that he has completely delivered Allah's message to them... And the people bore witness to it and he let them know this is his last message. Or do you want the prophet to still hang out with the muslims after he has completed his message?. On his death bed his saying "as if I am feeling the taste of the poison..." Only shows that Allah granted for him his wish of dieing as a martyr. Assuming the prophet (saw) has died immediately he ate the food, someone like you would have been on the throats of the muslims mocking us. Thus, Allah granted the wish of his prophet(saw) in the most honourable way.
NOTE: the prophet was informed that the food has been poisoned but still chewed the meat but later spat it away. All the companions who took the meat died immediately and became martyrs.

Ťĥĕ most important thing you know about d death of ur prophet is dat he died as å result of d complications resulting from d poison.
He ŵăš killed by å woman.He also married å girl of nine years old!that guy must be å womanizer.