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nop.
do u believe in withes?

**who is in the bar oooo?

Studio CFR:
u fit shift go one'side make i slaP dis poster for posting dis stale joke?

**i no get your time now,pls try again later

jackpot:
^^just look at your grammer and punctuations: no capitalization of first letter of da first word, scarce comma, no full-stop

i pity your primary school students wey dey shout Aunty! Aunty! Aunty! whenever they see you. Tisha tish me nonsence.

bright love this

wow!!this thread that knocked a lot of fiffu off valance!

yes,infact i have ridden on horses that u can never think of.i will be riding one this week end
will u be riding also?

yes, infact i can teach u how.
do u care for a teaching lesson?

nop.
is plucking yuor hubby?

@lysaa:trust?aha me i cant say oooo!

Idowuogbo:
na u dey find trouble o , i trust badosky jnr 3
she go open yansh give u make u smell lool

Aha! Lysaa are u ok?abi u know understand ni?

Jackpot!jackpot!are u there?I can smell something.
Pls get ur mark 4 while I get my revolver!

nop,
u said to prevent u from following ur mum?
were u stiil sucking at 5?

nop, i am an igbo lecturer myself.
hav u ever been kidnapped?

dammizz:
Be cool wiv me jack, I'm jxt a customer trying 2 specify how I deserve 2 b served. U possess irritable human relation tactics & dont say nothin' customer is always right *winkz*.
If u heed my advice, business'll boom & 'VROOM', u'll b riding your 1st bajaj in no time lol

*which money him wan use buy bajaj?you wey dey buy credit everyday.guy move jare,no credit today come 2morrow.

*guy which level?you no dey tire for copy $ paste?atleast make you select the one wey make sense instead of to dey post irrelevant posts.your post full jokes section as if them funny.cant u see there are no replies to many of them indicating waste of time.
mtccchhhheeewww

@cousin:yeah,even å disgrace to childhood,

dr?for where?who dash monkey banana? is it with her umblerra english? lets wait for acceptance speech.

this guy must be from the bush.

TEACHER:today i wiil be teaching u about facts.a fact is a statement that is always true no matter the condition,person,time,place or person involved.Class do u understand?
CLASS:YES MA
TEACHER:now,each of u will tell me one fact u can sse in the class room right now.
GLORY:the sky is gloomy, it means it wants to rain
TEACHER:GOOD,CLAP FOR HER
ADA :I $ my sister are twin, it means we are of the same parent.
TEACHER:Good!john pls tell us a fact
JOHN:eeeeeemmm, YOUR MOUTH IS WIDE $ BIG, IT MEANS your kitty WILL BE WIDE $ BIG AS WELL.
**TEACHER IS FURIOUS $ DRAGS JOHN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE*
PRINCIPAL :JOHN WHY DID U SAY DAT?
JOHN:I HEARD WHEN DADDY WAS TELLING HIS FRIEND THAT ONE WAY TO MEASURE A WOMAN'S PU**Y IS TO CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER MOUTH.

Read dis ,I was stunned, could barely beleive it        ALZHEIMERS'  EYE TEST(I love this part, It's absolutely amazing!)Count every  "  F  " in the following text:FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED  WITHTHE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS,  (SEE  BELOW)HOW MANY ?








































































 

























WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.READ IT AGAIN !Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.The reasoning behind is  further down.The brain cannot  process "OF". Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three  is normal, four is quite rare.
have a nice time thinking!

El Guapo:
So u enjoy havin a converso wiv me?? At the offtopic, here n evrywhere u jxt jab into my speech. . .attention seeker i guess.
Anyway for your info, El hav gat lotta articles to pen down n wouldnt hav dat tym to wail awol wiv a jokeless birdbrained mammal of your cadre. Sorry to disappoint

**oh!sorry rif-raf,u havnt got time but have it abundantly to write this trash.you have time to log in to the forum with a female username and consequently wooing urself.or maybe this is wat u call a joke.
simply a disgrace to manhood.

@jacky- NO!
**just pulled off one ťĥĕ tyres $ drove it here.
I âm f̶̲̥̅̊
èéĪīʼnĝ cold oooo.
Cousin any recipe for this cold?

Nop.
Are u ån igbo hawker?

*driving my escalade towards bar

El Guapo:
Ya she's kind n the kinda kind i keen to cling to. Am aint a cassanova Dam, i wont brk her hrt again Never!

*never seen a psycho expressing romantic feelings!this lad must be a mutated hybrid from d psycho world.

El Guapo:
^ And N.l keep harbouring a soul meant for the Psychos :-

*and u are no 1 $ the class captain of these group of psycho.even looking at this thread $ other similar ones u have posted,one can easily see ur outpouring off-headness.

El Guapo:
Genius among fellow Retardz

*hmm, opinion not different from a pscho el-go(at)(apo), just as
expected.☹