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@Uzor007:thanks 4 ur remarks but are u telling us dat all jokes from Basket Mouth are solely from his brains.Tell me who no dey copy when it comes to jokes?

@Yinka:yes,dat is wat we call special effect in writing.But let me sound the warning don't write this in your final year exams ooo,such effect are meant for professors like us.
But wait Å bit, !!!d grammatical falacies emanating from I'd make me guess she has Å link with our first lady.(Umblerra for Umbrella).LOL

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend n I had been dating 4 over a year, n so we decided 2 get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:, Always keep your CONDOM in the Car , I was actually going to get my condom!

**imagine after posting Å hilarious joke like this,some haters out there will still come around and criticise their boss*

***peeps into thread*$ saw alien grammars flying all over the bar**
LOL, slams door quickly $ paste Å note reading“BEWARE OF ENGLISH”on the door

**bartender,pls call the 404's if she refuses to leave but chain their mouth so that dey don't turn her into shoes,g-string,bra,make-up kits $ sanitary pads without owners.
I don't want to see bones dangling inside shoes oooo!

Infact the door is wider than river niger,so mrs prayer warrior disappear into thin air!

Yes very interesting topic!my opinion is dat left-handed people are special people considering the fact that they are not up to 5% of the world population,yet they find their way to the top of glorious heights.
Isaac Newton,Albert,Obama,Bill Cliton,Fashola e.t.c.
You would definitely agree wif me dat there are exceptional abilities wi this individuals!

***just driving in my escalade from the airport**its been Å wild celebration with team from wembly to bercelona***
**thinking*wondering $ pondering*wat has happened in the bar in my absence**
Anybody in the house?

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*driving my escalade towards bar*

*gulps down the 501 and simultaneously tears apart d flesh of the 404**
Hmmmmm, cousin, u have got Å nice cook here, starts coughing, coughs louder, shouts aloud, bring water ooooo***which kind pepper dem use spice dis tin self*

@simply:tanks for ur comment,infact people don't know wat they are missing without God in their life.

if I get intoxicated no probs naw,atleast na my cousin bar I dey.
Infact add igbo alongside my order

Pls I need 4 bottles of 501 $ Å plate of 404

Sorry cousin,I was only trying to tune d black $ white tv to CNN!!

Sorry cousin,I was only trying to tune d black $ white tv to CNN!!

Who is in d bar?

* Driving my escalade towards bar joint*

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.  As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.  They talked about so many things and various subjects.  When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:  'I don't believe that God exists.'  'Why do you say that?' asked the customer. 'Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.  Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?  Would there be abandoned children?  If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.  I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.'  The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.  The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.  Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.  He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:  'You know what? Barbers do not exist.'  'How can you say that?' asked the surprised barber.  'I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!'  'No!' the customer exclaimed. 'Barbers don't exist because  if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.'  'Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me.'  'Exactly!' affirmed the customer. 'That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!  That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.  That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.

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Nop,I only know  why your community said that the sperm $ ova from which u were formed should hav been washed down the gutters to prevent an I.n.b.e.cile like u from ever existing.
Is d info above new to u?

@jacky:LOL!!

**wow!I just knocked Å rif-raf off sense-balance!he forgot the rules of the thread.My last post must hav been Å projectile havin Å velocity equal to dat of light!!
Can't answer ur Q cos its not Å yes or No Q.
Don't u think u need Å brain surgeon like me?

Yes, I may need one but not as much as u need Å sanity mediator !
Hope u got dat?

Outstandingly Yes!
Do u mean looking 4 an onions or pepper dat has gone crazy?

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Yes or No?
Are u getting entertained by it?

Lolz,Yes $ No.
Am I right?

Only time would tell if Sia 1 has bitten more than he can chew!
Siasia had 2 options: instilling discipline or amassing his aces,He opted for discipline.
The mode of play $ results of matches played without Osas would go Å mile in telling if Siasia has made the right decision.

Hi girls,take Å quick look at pics below.
what is d girl on the left trying to do?