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stale $ dumb thread turns even worser in foolishness

*this post is as a result of utmost idleness

**na1a oooo!wonders shall never end!all dis sermon for a screwing lesson alone?bros u for reserve the rest for another day now.i guess its a waste of a tiring but irrelevant emptiness emanating inside u.**rushes out $ backs door wif a bang!!

nop $ yep.
are u satisfied?

El Guapo:
'Isolated' indeed, Scholar!

*thanks my boy for recognizing a genius*

*aha!how can women fart?women like opra winfry,queen elizabeth of england,obama's wife do not fart cos they are not humans.
ridiculous topic!!!

hmmm, ridiculous

El Guapo:
Worst of Offtopic Threads

**all blind $ isolated opinion are irrelevant**

**enters thread expectantly and soon realises its as lame as ťĥe crippled man in ťĥĕ gate of beautiful

@roughneck:who tell u say bar dey empty?bros remove those ur shackomended welder googles jare make u see road.

*only time would tell of wat siasia is cooking.He thinks he does not need osaze in ťĥĕ team.Hope he has got å good resistance should in case ťĥĕ tides turn against him.

@Damizz:Its not å bad idea to hav exposed ur problem of not having å bold heart to woo å lass over ťĥĕ net!!As for your false analogy,don't want to comment on dat since ťĥĕ so-called childish yans ŵėřē not my part of my comments.
One more thing,when u want to woo å girl next time don't start by insulting those around u,dat Damm(izz)make u look childish $ immature.

**oh!poor Dammizz,I can feel ur pains!I believe wat ŵăš going inside ŵăš exactly sth like this article below.starting from when u ŵėřē outside ťĥĕ bar hiding to wen u wanted to toast Tanimz.

* I ŵăš hiding at ťĥĕ back of å sheet of PAPER
Trying to take å step but couldn't pull ťĥĕ door HOLDER
Âm I hungry?no,just had å stick of mosquito-SUYA
Then wats ťĥĕ prob?maybe I âm BACKWARD in coming FORWARD
AFTERALL I will be 11yrs $ 2 days next AUGUST
But don't even know wat to say wen I go in THERE.
Knowing ťĥĕ calibre of people that are in THERE
Maybe I should assail them $ try to use my crammed DICTIONS
For that would surely ignite å friendly-fire $ solve my psychological-ISOLATION
And in ťĥĕ end I would have achieved my MISSION
Of INSISTING to Woo TANIMZ!

**but this is not å self contain.It is å Hall-BEDROOM-DUPLEX!ĹŌŁ

@jacpot:Una its been å long time!my escalade need servicing $ ťĥĕ experts are still in ťĥĕ high sea from europe.ťĥĕ BOAT carrying ťĥĕ first set of engineers capsized and they all died.So I âm expecting ťĥĕ second batch of engineers may in 6 months timecos of their boat).Meanwhile I will b trekking all d way from work to bar until they arrive.

**Hmmmm. Jacpot,don't u think we should innoculate roughneck into position of å member of ťĥĕ VIP in this bar?Ťĥĕ guy is highly welcomed by me.

***He who pays ťĥĕ piper dictates ťĥĕ tunes.

**na wa oooo!How many fifu for only one fessin?kai dis yabbis I too m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ.

**efe wetin u say make I d̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
?make I put my head wey I take dey lecture Dani $ Ben inside pit latrine? U want make everything wey I don learn evaporate?
Jooooor ooooooo

**when ťĥĕ  J̶̲̥̅̊
ɑ̣̣̝̇̇
c̶̲̥̅̊
k̶̲̥̅̊
o̶̲̥̅̊
t̶̲̥̅̊
 cats are away i̶̲̥̅̊
ďőŵů mices will play.**

*Nice analysis*
@ťĥĕhomer-The God being referred to here is ťĥĕ Almighty God.One of ťĥĕ reason we have many barbers is because one man cant barb ťĥĕ whole world but ťĥĕ position of God is for him alone:Now looking at ťĥĕ functions of ťĥĕ two in comparison,its obvious that there is å similitude in function.Though there are many barbers but they all have ťĥĕ same mode of function:get å space,build $ equip it,then wait for customers to come in.As for God,He is invisible to us but ťĥĕ only way to get him is by seeking for him through ťĥĕ bible $ prayers which is analogous to å man going to look for where to barb his hair.Hope u got ťĥĕ point now?

@ efemena:who dey wish u second chance?We resemble Salvador $ Don Pedro for here?
If u no get comment better go V.I go look sky scrappers.
Mstchewww

**wait aminute,what has happened to this bar!ťĥĕ name of ťĥĕ bar just changed mysteriously**007 quickly takes off his dunlop,puts it on his head $ begins to run for dear life**maybe ťĥĕ world has come to an end!lol

*@my Hon.Jacky:Nna mehnnn u are right.This place is no longer safe,imagine all the girls don form team against us.
**Quickly serve one plate of 404 $ Å bottle of Heineken(drink of champions) just to prepare for the weekend.

@Giapo:can't u differentiate btw Å joke $ blasphemy?
Look at the comments from start to finish:its full of disappointment!many people wished they never opened this thread.**GO $ goggle jokes if u havnt got any!!!

**driving my escalade towards bar in my bercelona jersey**

**well,there are 2 sides to Å coin,4 all those who have decided to back d wrong horse,no problem.But there is one strange thing about one dude in this bar:He has SPAIN $ ITALY in his face me I slap you hut.I wonder how big is d place that Å spain would be inside his room! secondly,he would log in to the forum with Å female username $ start asking after himself or wooing himself.
**DATS REALLY STRANGE**

*this is blasphemy at its peak*
Closes door wif Å bang $ pastes on the door“THIS THREAD IS AS DRY AS Å DESERT”

*cousin Jacky,did u say remedy?I think she should go back to nursery school $ start reading “Ali is Å boy”,“simbi is Å girl”,dat would help.LOL

**peeps into thread again but dis time its saliva $ uncensored english flying all over*Just as b4,close door with Å bang but this time pasted“ENGLISH WAR ZONE,KEEP OFF”.LOL

This type of falacy is called “ARGUMENTUM AD IGNORANTIAN”.lol

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