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Driving towards bar in my escalade

Mehn this is laughable!!!

Why all dis harsh words on yourselves?those words are 4 animals or are u guyz animals?

*opens thread $ notices dat poster's epileptic brain is malfunctioning once again***now pondering why the nuisance was released from the psycho home where he was born $ brought up**what a pity,they should have had a second thought b4 giving him a chance to experience freedom!!

Dis one wey yinka just dey charge people so,I dey fear ooo.make I quickly zoom off with my escalade b4 she notice me!

Yinka,pls spill the beans.where did u keep the bicycle all this while?

Capital M.U.M.U

**puts hand in his pocket *nd brings out 100000,spits several times on it $ puts it inside his anus and farts on it**brings it out and hands it over to her**Use the remaining change for ur upkeep!!

Watching in awe as the tussle continues

My dear yinka,thanks for info.I agree with u on everything except the parking issue.That one will not work here.Do u want me to be coming to nairaland without my escalade?impossible
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Arrives bar $ highlights from his escalade**turns $ takes a long look at the inscription on bar building**shakes head in the negative direction**enters bar reluctantly***

Eeeehhmmm!cousin jacky,why is d name on this bar building not engraved in gold ware.pls clean it $ write again using gold and make its bolder than this**

**bright is driving towards bar in his escalade**i hope jacky is around to serve me this time around**

Yinka!wat are u doin here on a sunday aroo kutu kutu?hope nothin oOo

@efe:ahaaa!e never reach dat level nawww.just praise me small
$ I go enter d level where u want make I dey.

Am I in d sports section?is it dat I am dreaming or the poster is dreaming?No,I am not dreaming,I am in the jokes section.

**today is sunday**i am goin to church,as I am driving back from church,I would branch bar $ preach d word of God $ maybe take some sapele water!!

@poster:wats ur problem?from all indication,u must have ur brains under ur anus cos dat gives the only reason u menstruating all over the joke section.maybe u need to be rehabilitated or better still quarantined to another section!!

@efe:thanks for ur opinion!but one thing wey surprise me b say,u talk say u don see dis joke b4.where u see am?abi the guy in question is related to u?Na wa ooo

This bin gbagbo of an animal!!I hav never seen such a confused soul in my entire life.go check out all ur post,none is sensible,readable not to talk of laughable.your username simply indicates stupity at its peak!!!

I am laughing wif my mouth closed!!mstchewwww

Who is attending to customers in here?he b like say jacky go cotedviour go import human parts,so him flight dey delay.efe enter kitchen $ do sth naw!!

Nobody to solve my riddle?

Yeah dat was very brilliant of you.I will post more of this sort.

@element:which one b respect?shey dat ya push $ start jaguar wey u use nylon take do windscreen,u fix 50 watt bulb inside com use apoti take do leather seat*na dat one u dey call ride?

You!

A certain man named studio who was both deaf $ dumb was owing his friend named wole a large sum of money.Wole travelled out of the country for business $ returned back 2 years later and discovered dat his friend studio who was both deaf and dumb b4 is now also blind.How does he collects his money?

**arrives bar $ notices dat jacky is yet to resume for the day**goes back into his escalade $ drives off angrily!!

@alalabi:obviousdly money

Just driving in my escalade towards bar joint!

Hi,peeps this place is strictly for riddles.check in and provide answers to riddles and if u have got any,feel free to drop dem or better stiil add to d ones u know b4.

I am something,I don't have any visible space yet I am used for keeping things.I am smaller than a bank but the volume of things I can keep a bank cannot.Even a million robbers can't break into my strong room.wat am I?

Which oil can't b used to cook?Soil

Wats d name of the ant who dresses gorgeously to ur party?Extravagant