₦airaland Forum

No,
Can u pls come again?

Yes,
@I'd:don't u think u need to go back to the 20's $ 30's when they use to hang slates on their neck to learn english language?

**driving my escalade towards uniben's maingate while simultaneously ignoring fools with no future ambition (NFA)

***this is unbelievable!I never knew I could b this socially-wicked.At d press of Å button I just drew out foolishness @ its peak,self-pity,weird-kind of madness,ineptitude $ dog-like barking behaviours out of Å B.I.T.CH making her to forget the rules of Å Yes or No thread***
@poster below apart from the fool above whose temp has risen above Å 100 degree celsius:Don't u think the poster above should be tied wif Å rope $ thrown into psycho home?

@jackie:mehn u are more than blessed!!
Don't u think the poster above me needs to enrol in Å kindergarten school considering her regular grammatical blunders?

Ignore her completely!

***ignores her completely**

Nop,Y should I?
Are u in d sky?

Ĥĭ stranger,u are welcome.I bet u wanna laugh,just sit back $ read LOVE LETER 2.
THIS LETTER IS BETWEEN EL-GUAPO $ HIS hubby RED ARSE.

LETTER FROM RED ARSE  TO EL-GUAPO
Dear GUAPO
The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness. I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness, right now conceive is in me. Mother cry, Father annoyance,  So come quickly or I dies. 
Thanks GUAPO

REPLY FROM GUAPO TO RED ARSE.
Dear RED ARSE,
I warning u not to use my name in vain. The thing we does the last time that I don't even last upto 2mins now your name calling me. U think I don't knew about ya uncle mike, that ya gateman, ben that baber inside ya street, that shaibu d meruwa that suplying water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness? U thinkin I doesn't knew your dosing d same thing with them? Now u r name callin me becus of that small thing we does d last time. Afterall it was sweetin u more than it was sweetin me. That is why u was shouting jor ooo & carring your 2 leg ups. Let me informate u that it is not me oooh, cus the doctor test me & say I'm impotency. I'm warning u!

Aha!cousin jackie,don't u know she only passed out of school but d school didn't pass through her!she is not to b blame but sharpener dat were too sharp and couldn't stay without pencil!!!Well RED ARSe $ his accomplice are of the opinion dat I am not humorous.So I wanna show them how humorous I can be,I am dedicating Å whole thread to both of them.I implore red arse $ co to go there and laugh out their folly and become sane.watch out!!!

Oh!sorry,I forgot ur name.
Now hello Mrs RED ARSE!do u think I am like ur accomplice dat can thrust his pencil into his fellow man's anus?He only knows how to dangle his pen $ masturbate at any givin chance and this is wat he does here consequently claiming he is humorous.
Now homework for both of u:go check the difference btw Corruption $ Humour!Fools without Inquiry!!

Look at the the fool who is tied to Idowu's apron talking.One question I would like to ask u is this:why do u like bearing Å burden not meant for u?
Oh!u wanna prove u can fight for her but do u know wat I call tramps like u who wannna play to d gallery probably in Å bid to hook up with Å bitch?u nothing more than Å CASTRATED HE-GOAT.
He thought by fighting for her,she would let him into her castle!Grow up,old fool.

@EL:you make laugh when u talk about being humorous!!!
Do u think u hav got even the smallest atom of humour!
Maybe u are the local champion in your community but when it comes to doing it here,u simply Å green leaf.
Its very obvious dat the ash-gay pair of last's season offtopic spa have returned.
Nevertheless,u guyz incapable of messing things up here cos the duo of ÕÕ7 and ĵăċƤŐŤ wiil overcome.

ŴΉȄŅ ŤĤĚ ϳǻĈķƤŎŢ'š Čąŧş ÅŘĘ åŵĀÿ,ÎÐÖŴů's MÍÇÈŞ ŵīĻĻ ÞŁĄÿ

Quite funny but the ţřĭƄâĹ thing was the too much salt in the soup!!!

@efe:pls ask ode remo.he is in a better position

@EL:I wonder what u are reasoning with.You fained ignorance to the comments made by I'd d other maybe in a bid to stop her from crying blood which she couldn't just help.
You have obviously taken the bag from her $ wants to bear the brunt or take the pains for wound,well,that's already noted $ welcomed.
Your periodic verbal attacks supposedly directed at me is a strong indication of a die-hard hatred which has been metamorphosizing inside u $ for this same reason u wished I go jump of a cliff.I intentionally pressed the mute button $ wanted to measure the height of ur foolishness which by now,has gone unusually high for a straight thinking human.
Like my cousin rightly said,we havnt got the time to reply egocentric fools cos we have got our Å's to attend to.
One particular statement worthy of note is the one u promised to do ur worst.
I am using this medium to tell u to bare ur worst right here $ let's see how it goes.!!

**hears bartender singing worship songs,joins him in singing**
In the morning,eraly in the morniiiiiinnnnngg
In the morning,I will rise $ praise the lord

@ode remo:it takes a rant to know a rant!!!

**i can sense the virus is coming again**No,no we wount take it,we refuted it on away ground not to talk of here-our home ground**picks up the phone and calls jacky**rrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg*hello jacky,pls get ur revolver ready, virus has been detected $ is invading bar at a speed equal to dat of light**Be fast*

***Corks my bazooka,stands up $ ready to fire!

@I'd:wetin dey happen naw?wetin badosky come do for tarmac dis sunday evening?

I know no say enemies of progress dey hia ooo.
Dem want make I begin carry leg come nairaland.
**their power don fail**

@el:wetin dat one suppose mean?are u jealous of my escalade?

**hihglights from my escalade and walks into bar**notices there is no one inside**Where cousin jacky com go self? Na wa ooo.**muttering to himself:HE B LIKE SAY COUSIN DON SEE WORK FOR FILLING STATION***.

**on my escalade towards bar joint#

@tasha:Yes u are right,he sent his greetings to u $ promised to put more petrol to heat up hell fire in anticipation for ur coming!

@tasha:dats how we say ur in our local dialect,so don't b surprised if jacky pronounces ur name dat way.

As for the second question,I travelled out of the earth for biz purposes

@efe:wat do u mean dry?if it is dry pour water put nawww instead of complaining

@tashia:Have u forgotten u are talking to ur in-law?or u don't know jacky is my cousin?

Aha!Tashia!wetin happen naa?Abi u see me for dream?
I am cruising on my escalade towards bar.Just wait for me.

*coughs*
**just driving towards bar in my escalade*