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From what I just read, it is very obvious that the OP is short!

I know this will make front page very soon, s make I comment.

Augustine Obodeke? Which tribe be this man self?

bright007: Oya money don come[size=30pt]National banker 75[/size] one to 90

Two sure:12-75
3 sure: 12-75-63
Perm:12-75-34-63-41
Live banker 75

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Yes it does.

Is there any chance you'll revert this sex-change operation of yours, 007? [/quote]...Emphatic No!... adjusts my iron bra!
...Can I kiss you?

Oya money don come[size=30pt] 75[/size] one to 90

mart2: Who can challenge my supremo banker for NAT.


((( )))

The supremo - ((MART2))

oya make we challenge.
National is already in my pot of soup.I will post my banker in 2 hours time.

sweetroses: I don't believe this story.

A two year old saw a 17yr old giving birth and understood what was happening? Really?

The owner of that blog carrying the news should stop telling lies because of traffic abeg. God is watching you

pls read the post again for like 5 times and then see where you missed it.
It was the mother of the two-year old that tip-toed into the maids room and raised the alarm, not the the 2-year old.

Dgoz: So upon this ur Username you still fit forget ur Laptop password?

falls down from a banana tree while laughing.

Disclaimer: Nairaland members are solely responsible for anything that they post or upload on Nairaland....I for post but this one wey oga seun don deny nairaland members so...
I AM ON MY OWN OYO

Comments on this thread are hilarious!...i have never laughed so hard.
i laughed so hard that i uncontrollably dropped my bb Q10 into a swimming pool.

Trigger-happy soldiers.
may his soul rest in peace.

LMAO....the op must be ugly for him to know all this

Yes....especially slipper-shaped bosoms.
Is your brain working?

All his actions are taken from the koran so who am I going to blame?....I think moh and his moon-god are to blame.

Why only her eyes dey turn red as if she smoke igbooo?

Dovy: Hello pals, Yesterday i mistakely had sex with my girl friend without condom, and she told me that is on her ovulation period, i dnt want her to get pregnant. Pls help me with precised drugs she take to flush out the sperm. I need your expertly advice on that

Too bad you released hot sperms on innocent eggs already.just pray she doesn't get pregnant.
Buying postinor 2 at this time will not help in preventing pregnancy.postinor 2 is only effective when taken before sex.

Na wa oooo

My complaint/worry is that the campaign for the best poster in this section is yet to begin.
Even though we know that ben10 has probably been roasted by the scorching effect of the sun while in mass...we know you are still alive, even though you are now a boko haram member.... So Daniruff... what am I waiting for?

[size=50]....just drove past this bar in my bullet-proof car....[/size]

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]speak for yourself.

you are a condemned criminal, not me.

i will die when i grow old. that is none of your concern.


what burden he took? talks blasphemy and then get killed by the Authorities.

I pity the poor guy who had to climb all the way up to nail him.


what debts did he pay? how did he die for us? how does his dying reduce the price of Garri?[/quote]mumu

They conspired and dipped hands
into his pocket and stole recharge
cards of different mobile
communication network worth
N28, 000. “The accused persons took to
their heels before they were
chased and arrested with some of
the recharge cards,” Adaji said. If convicted on the charges, the
accused could spend five years in
prison. However, the accused pleaded
not guilty to the charges. The presiding judge, Mr Albert
Maga admitted the accused to bail
in the sum of N100,000 each and a
surety each in like sum.
Maga ordered that the surety
must be a traditional title holder with landed property and must
reside within the jurisdiction of the
court.

Naija,i hail thee.Someone steals N28,000 worth of goods and bags N100,000 as bail fees while others steal millions billions of dollars pounds and walks freely on the streets.

bright007:
National two sure:68-29
perm:68-29-56-57-81

Three to drop:
68-29-81-56-57-14-75-46 Nationa must pay.

national why?
14 dropped
56 played 55
46 played 45
68 played 67

National two sure:68-29
perm:68-29-56-57-81

Three to drop:
68-29-81-56-57-14-75-46 Nationa must pay.