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LASTMA official:oga,oya park well,you don follow one way

MAN:I am really sorry,i never knew i was taking one-way

LASTMA Official:Ignorance is not an excuse in the law court.

MAN:Oga,please now...what i should i do now.

LASTMA Official:ahhhh! are u a learner?... Just do the "NEEDFUL"

....(The man hands over 8k to LASTMAN official)
...In summary,the lastma official didnt ask for bribe,he only told the man to do the needful.....

let ASUU wait till January before calling-off the strike.

Big4wig: So in other news strike is about to be over,well lets celebrate with dis joke jor

A blind guy visited his choir mistress @ her house to share a testimony and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she shaved everyevery in front of him and she tried 2 make conversation by asking him : Brother Iyke , what brings you here? is everything fine @ home? He replied: Yes, Very fine. I came to tell u that I have done the eye operation, so i can see now!

#BIGWIG noni .

what's the meaning of the bolded?

Atmosfear: Medical science is great !!!!! This is a real miracle to disappoint the bible miracle merchants like TB Joshua, Adeboye, Oyedekpo et al.

This "miracle" department cashcow will soon close for them. Up science!!

mumu...Havent you read that "If the Lord does not watch over the city, the watchman watchet in vain".Simply put,if the Lord does not approve that the stem transplant be successful,the doctor is just embarking on a futile operation.

Rexxie: majority of d folks u see on here beefing 4 just no reason or cause r fake,miserable losers,badarsse irresponsible,idle cynical sadists... n scarsely do they know tha they bloody are of no use 2 anybody.. ought 2ve bn bannd long ago,but alas! it beats ones imaginations tha nl kinda turned a blind eye to da bloody disunifying excesses of thes hunk head losers n thas pretty shameful

BROCASSIE: What is happening on nairaland forum is a shame,if the president made any statement ,u guys begin to rain abuses on him,there's nothing wrong in what he said, if u must criticize,let it be objective.am not interested in politics ,but sometimes am appalled by what read on this forum,everytime abuses,I begin to wonder are these people adult or children,why so much hate on people.The problem of Nigeria did not start with Jonathan,Even if he leave tomorrow with the kind of bile spilling from this forum everytime which I believe are from young Nigerians the future of this great nation maybe really bleak.

.... shey two of una smoke carica papaya leaves ni?.aves of the same feathers conjugate synonymously.

i swear that third girl wugly!

I am not surprised as Jesus has said it that this and many more will happen when the end is near.

....just met meet with a lecturer in Uniben and he bluntly said the strike is far from being called-off.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Stop tripping . . . . Who doesn't know that bini people dominated the prostitution/human trafficking business in Spain and Italy ? It's not tribalism but a real fact except you haven't been outside the corner of your village !.[/quote]....and finally an ode\mumu just commented.

where is the video?

NEW BIN: 14. Abu mikey

13. sagamite

12.mr olodo

11.bushyanus

10. ebamma

9. semid4lyfe

8.Nadia-sa

7.Bunmioguns

6! gbaragbara lol

5.bright007

4.forkforkman

3.larride

2. born2fuckk

1. collynzo (that guy na ape)lol

have your say: who is not there?

.....Bingbagbo.... kindly do yourself a favour by taking your drugs.

bright007: national must pay.
perm:56-55-51-71-20
two sure:56-51, 55-56, 55-51

why now national?

Secularist: Hehheheheehee

You have lost your own life already. I dont need to be igbo to point out foolishness. It is foolish people like you that take the world backwards. Statements like yours have ripple effects that cost lives in the long run.
You blame an entire tribe for your misfortunes, how different are you from the south africans who were killing somalians or the Indians who almost lynched a Nigerian a couple of days ago. Words breed action you fool, if you understood that you would not make foolish generalizations. You deserve the worst fate in this life i repeat. It is anti tribalistic words like yours that empowers genocidal acts. If i were you i would ask God for forgiveness for calling a sect of his creation to question.

You are fool, i repeat and you would best understand by loosing a limb to other people's bigotry.

[quote author=Uteghe ]If you are not Igbo, how do you get so[/quote]oya, he don do.two of una na one nigeria.
make una no fight.

nepa don Bleep up....pls anyone with a link to watch on my pc

Thebrightest: Nigerian players are stupid 4 that goal.

.......mumunisis(a medical condition of the medulla oblangata) runs in your blood.

[quote author=deejay_harry1]e don come??[/quote]wetin come?

ohhhhhhh.....too much noise in this viewing center.....

ok, from now on, any person wey make noise go stand up,raise up him hand and open him mouth.

tlops: Segun suppose dey charge entry fees oh!

Visit>>>

.....who be that?

omo see as nairaland viewing center full......no where to siddon.......
guess i need to do the needful.....















gives Seun a backhand as he quickly vacates his vip seat for me

drives into bar garage in my escalade....
brings out mary kay and quickly did the "needful"....adjusts my brazillian boobbs and highlights from car...checks to see if all curves are in place...adjusts my brazillian bra...checks again...gives myself a pass mark..
...walks stylishly towards bar...
sees a young bloke attending to customers...
takes a vip seat and calls him over.......observes he looks very skinny and very unkept with his teeth looking apparently yellowish as he meanders his way towards my direction....
*sighs heavily...oh! good heavens, not again

hmm...interesting write-up.

shey the meeting never finish ni?