lol... seriously I wish I had an excuse for not going to church, but taaaaa, I have none. No church, no mosque, nothing...

Generalsamm:

that's the part that got me scared.........

you can go for distance learning mode. I had same issue with my o level result, and I began to search for way out until I found out that the distance learning center of university of ibadan accepts d7 in maths. I am now in my 200level, studying psychology.

Incrizz:

Remember the story of Lazarus and The Rich Man in the book of Luke?

The Rich Man on earth was dead and still but in hell he could see, thirst, talk, feel.
He said he was thirsty!

hmmm..... a parable. It was a parable. A simple way to illustrate spiritual happenings in the beyond , for the benefit of very low spiritual sense of The listeners.

plamonee:


Sorry, a human spirit look exactly as the human only that it's substance is different. In his account he side, his spirit took him which is consistent with account of people in bible days. Don't be too dismissive, God is still granting revelation even in our time. One thing is sure about all revelation it must lead you to Christ and deepen your knowledge of God. There is so much we do not know being restricted to only four dimensions. There's fifth,sixth,and seventh dimensions of knowledge available right now in Christ. But beloved all this things are granted when you have developed a relationship with holy spirit who made all this possible.

just like the spirits in movies ba? lets be very careful in admitting we understand the bible, cos most of it's content are spiritual happenings. Everything is never as it seems.

walls01:


it is strange when we always mock what others feel. If I tell you this has happened to me you would say it happen in my head without any knowledge of how it happened

I am deeply sorry if my post sounds mockery.

nairalandbuzz:


Oga, there is something called spiritual body and soul. When Jesus rose up, he appeared to His disciples in sspirit body... Did I mention he ate with them?

we have been confused so many times in the Bible , we know certain things in the scripture are not clear to us, yet we pretend we grasp it. That is called GULLIBILITY....!

hotspec:
But wait, ao did u kno a.spirit has no characteristics of d physical body? Just curious

because the physical body harbours the spirit, something DIFFERENT from itself. Did u see that word? DIFFERENT!

what exactly are u saying??

You shouldn't conclude that you experienced afterlife with this your story that sounds like movie in ancient time. A spirit does not have characteristics of the physical body, thus could not be doing activities you claimed you were doing . That was like a dream, or a strong imagination.

love app indeed

Same here. Those comments with several likes turn out to be impressive, funny, creative , etc...

nice article . But those type of ladies are at least not vulnerable to imperfect Union from an early stage of their lives. Thus, they have higher chance of meeting the right man if only they strive to open their inner minds. obviously, so many men come to them, but they are only attracted to their wealths, and therefore those women can quickly identify such men.

hmm

when I checked the ingredients, I was expecting to see something like blood of Jesus, anointing oil, pastors saliva etc.... but reverse is the case, they use ingredients 'normal' soap manufacturers use, then I just realized how dump both the maker and the consumers are.

This is one of the jokes I like to be trying out, but I am afraid, in Nigeria, they will frustrate your mind in the name of wishing yourself a bad thing until the joke becomes reality.

ha

I didn't have second thought of posting this supposedly news into jokes section. Honestly, the first lady of Zimbabwe has inherited this humorous ability from her funny husband.........................!



Zimbabwe’s First lady, Doctor
Grace Mugabe has advised young girls
in Zimbabwe to be careful with their
lives since girls have a higher chance of
falling pregnant than their male
counterparts.


Speaking at a rally in Buhera, a town
which is 110 miles away from the
border town of Mutare, in Zimbabwe,
the PhD holder said that it was
imperative for girls to be vigilant.
“Girls have a higher chance of falling
pregnant than boys. If you look at the
statistics, girls have nearly 100% chance
of getting pregnant, while boys have
nearly zero chances of falling pregnant.
This means girls have to be extra extra
vigilant”, she said
She was speaking at the re-launch of
her nationwide rallies, in which she
seeks to be confirmed as the next
President of Zimbabe after her iconic
husband Robert Mugabe dies.


At the same rally, she also said that it
was possible that Mugabe’s Zanu PF
party would field him as a candidate
even if he was dead.
Grace Mugabe also took the time to
explain how bees have sex in the air to
bemused 8 year olds who were
watching the rally.
She said the Queen Bee would literally
‘get done’ in the air.


Grace Mugabe holds a PhD, which she
was dubiously given two years ago,
within 2 months of enrolling.
In her response to the dubious degree,
she said that she did it by Grace, since
her name was Grace.,
Efforts to get a comment, on wether
Grace Mugabe had even held a Grade
Three science text book, which makes
it clear that boys cannot get pregnant
were fruitless.


thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2017/02/19/girls-have-high-chance-of-pregnancy-says-mugabe/

is he that tall or the girl very short?

oyinbo medicine having only one function, will also have several side effects...

efcc should free this woman jooor... she just deserve to be pitied

LePrezident:

I guess you don't have enough beard to join beard gang then.

No. I don't grow enough to join the said gang.

I knew something like this will be the fate of KFC in Lagos ..... KFC and The Place are two different restaurants, almost close together, at Isaac John street, gra Lagos. Unlike The Place, KFC has the best building structure and enough parking space , but it rarely sell like her counterpart.

I am a contract staff at The Place, and I am aware of how booming their business is, and how it will rapidly continue that way, following KFC shut down.

LePrezident:

Hairless dude spotted...

wrong! I love hairy body and I posses one. But I prefer it moderate and decent.

LePrezident:

Hairless dude spotted...

wrong! I love hairy body and I posses one. But I prefer it moderate and decent.

mhizAnnie:



I'm a girl, don't grow beards but I love love love it

I see.... I grow beards anyway, but it is very moderate, befitting and doesn't look 'weird'.

mhizAnnie:


That's how u know people that can't grow theirs

are u one of the BAD gangs?

Olateef:
. I feel your pain bro.. spirit is very cheap

I see. Are you one of the bunsuru looking dudes?

I wonder why some people prefer to look like an old monk, an ancient priest or bunsuru (he- goat).... all because they want to join a certain gang...!

ha

ALAYORMII:
Because they are yet to discover the pangolo sound that fits the Nigerian listeners

you just said what's in my mind. If u can't sing pangolo music nowadays , u can't make it in Nigeria as a musician. BTW, this song always makes me laugh, the way the singers struggle to do in the Rome as Romans do: "my bank alert na GBEGEM"

hmm... but what kind of life really matters most?

hh

lol