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Amarabae:
yes o. They would have carpet it just like APC Carpeted the grass cutting millions embezzelement by SGF Lawal.
Just like they carpeted APC Dogara over the budget padding scandal.
Should I go on?

Please deactivate that tru caller...all these landlines are seen as spam...don't let tech be a hinderance to your success

Obi411:
Hello, please did anyone get a call from 014600300? I missed the call and the true caller identity says Unilever Agbara. I tried calling back but the number did not go through ... Did anyone answer this call?

Guys please run for your dear life...these scammers have been in this game for a long time....no be today

Werey re oooooo

lilfreezy:
See this one wan fvck puzzy

Best clap back of the year
Issokay

Jayson1:
If they're tormenting you, I can boldly tell you that they're not tormenting me.



You can argue with your ancestors about it sir.


Have a nice day.

Was it your dad she was kissing if I may ask

noetic5:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5001969_img20170314192037_jpeg73290b4c8520a4a58255c27684ff80a8


[b]see these other compromising photos.[/b] is kissing part of friendship?

I work in a financial institution,the exact amount transferred is what is always placed on hold and not your accout

If she paid you for a month and you worked for 2wks,that's if am not mistaken.....please if UBA placed your account on restriction,kindly goan get a court order instructing them to lift the restriction as what ought to be placed on hold is the exact amount transferred to you....please be informed that an amount is placed on hold without your consent....it's after investigation when both parties have been invited and heard that's when neccessary actions are taken

Hipsofagoddess:
She didn't give me a letter of appointment.

Internet never forgets

Xzbit91:
Fear God na, you wey dey look for work from lasaco insurance

Most active in NYSC and job/vacancy section. Why you still dey look for work?

Chai.....#pained

tgmservice:
Hilarious my foot.
Greatest comeback indeed with the aid of the referee.

The UEFA champions leauge is scripted in order to favor messi for world best player. mtcheew, all favors go to spanish teams mark my word and see how leicester city will be robbed against sevilla next week in their own backyard

The side who runs that email has left the organisation
Am sure they have an email on their web

Mortipher:
The email isn't going through.

Oga please be informed that you are a nobody

Qmerit:
Madness.. what was this guy really advising GEJ then?, cause he has never for once impressed me.

You are welcome

Wonder when they started refering peeps to their website...most people submitted via hard copy during our time.....hope you were able to get a contact cos sometimes an insider can inform you of when interviews are been held and with that you can gain access and if your cv matches what they want you are good to go

Age is one factor with them tho

lollmaolol:
Thanks for responding, I have visited their office but they won't accept hard copy. They directed me to forward to their email as seen online.

Well....I have always known the gal handling there call to be so rude and naughty....almost had a call out with her sometime.....please go to there office and ignore the Secretary...don't know if the gal has a beef with graduates

lollmaolol:
I called the number on their website, a lady responded, but immediately she heard me mention CV, she hung up the phone on me.

I am wondering why I should keep applying to companies as such.

Somehow at the rate of exploits in Lagos!! Nigeria!!!

You just sounded like all these ogogoro dude that gets their info at the pako joint where they meet up

Jacksparr0w127:
with a non league team? Smh

I have filled all necessary information...but still unable to see where to submit application....kindly assist

Oluwabunmilayo:
Good.

Let's hope for something positive.

Will you keep quite

bumi10:
taaaaa - ladies eh, una to dey lie.

lie lie like you

you don join APC abi? Say something now, tomorrow dey come dey twist people brain say no be watin dey mean.

I watched BBNaija that day wey Banky W enter the house and what u said and i quote "who is he"

abi watin that statement mean? rubbish. You come now dey talk say u mean say u never meet am before..hmmm chai womennnnnn

my mama used to say, if you don't know what to say, you better keep quiet.

Savage...

Agimor:
How does spending frivolously leads to not making mistakes?

Am sure you ain't referring to the key issues jibrin talked about

seunmsg:
Politicians should stop trying to overheat the polity. Those making effort to cause a rift between the president and the vice by publishing all sorts of propaganda should desist. All hands should be on deck to work towards stabilising the economy and not creating a political problem that will cause more problem for the economy.

G to the N to the L to the D

Emaimo:
RECRUIT/06

Profile Approval, You have been shortlisted for an ASSESSMENT on Saturday 4/2/17 by 10am, at No 1 Olabisi cl, Mendel Maryland (Lagos resident only) 090-7152-1453

Could this be a scam?

Internet never forgets bro...sighs

chyima:
Guy ,why do forget so soon how you got a job though this medium and also praise her.
Never forget how you Start,the link below is your write up.
https://www.nairaland.com/3380886/ontop-recession-land-multi-national

Try having a business partner and let him just walk out on you without sharing proceeds

sucess001:
lol. so anyone can jst get the police to arrest another person. when did breach of contract become a criminal case for someone to be arrested?

They are paying that kind of amount and you want to apply? Which means you need the money, so what are you coming here to mistake about ? Dead ass

brightgreat:
You are jobless and you are still misyarning- This Is why you are jobless, some of your mates applied sucessfully but you are here using your time to rant, don't go and look for job somewhere else.

You are jobless and you are still misyarning- This Is why you are jobless, some of your mates applied sucessfully but you are here using your time to rant, don't go and look for job somewhere else.

lastpage:
Its a SCAM by Access Bank!
What they are doing (not the first time) is to employ these young people as "interns/trainees" but use them for all manner of jobs meant for full-time employees.
They even give them a crash course for like one week and ask them to mount positions like Tellers, Cash officers, Marketers, Operations, e.t.c

......... but meanwhile, they pay them peanuts like they would pay an ordinary I.T student, at times just #35,000 monthly!

After using these guys as "cheap labour" for between two and four years, they refuse to retain them (after completion of the internship period!) and throw them out only to recruit another set of "exploited Cheap Labour".

You wonder why "internship" has suddenly risen form two years to FOUR YEARS?
What are you teaching an intelligent Graduate in a banking job (the worst when it comes to repetitive tasks!) for One Year.... not to mention 4yrs?

But l dont blame Access bank (GTBank does similar thing), l blame those criminals at the NASS because if they knew their job and why they are in that NASS, they would have promulgated Laws that criminalise such "abuse of our Youths".
Imagine, 4yrs as "trainee"? Upon small pay and no 'guarranteed" future employment?

Thunder fire all the Directors and Managers in that useless Access Bank.




Lastpage!

THANKS

kstix:
Its wednesday 9pm

time please

kstix:
Lol. Me sef tire ooo. Lets pray and fast that tottenham do the needful today

Is it your waist

ufuosman:
Waisting of fund.

Crude??

IamPatriotic:
I didn't believe this story , until I read it on punchng.com, Fayose is crudely daring Buhari, unfortunately, Bubu is dirty hence he can't fight dirt.

Issokay

IamOpemipo:
Messi that used to be cool now have tattoos ND keep beards. He haff join gang

And what do you stand to gain

gebest:
that not possible, it must remain frozen

She even puts please and you are not happy

ogeoflyf:
My mum will leave kitchen, pass the fridge, still pass dispenser and call me from wherever to please get her water

You connect accept hard copies as well, if you are free just visit the address and you would be given attention ....

Rochero:
PLS HOW DID U APPLIED THROUGH UCONNECT