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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 12:25pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lool grin grin grin

We buy your story, but you no give us change
Eh eh, you no give us change
Na you talk am o
No be me talk am o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttgP_WJ3zqI

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 4:49pm On Jan 08, 2019
My country people talk say dey no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall but now we have seen people that its raining on their head and they still don’t know rain is falling grin

Who said there is nothing new under the sun grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 4:36pm On Jan 08, 2019
Marvel68:
The merit list leaked by @neverdown was fake.
The names on that list were just a fraction of those that made high test scores. However, some names on the leaked list were also on the authentic merit list.
Some merit candidates from states with little or no pressure from major stakeholders were called in the third and fourth week of July, 2018.
A few of them testified and tried to convince you all that they knew nobody but you guys doubted them and so they decided to abandon the thread.
The distribution of letters wont done accordingly but resumption is February. Some applicants through their sponsors have received APLs in Nov/Dec, 2018.
I know some of you are aware of what I’m saying but have chosen to be silent. Let no one claim that he/she made the merit list. Disregard the leaked list and be sure to confirm your name on the authentic merit list before you take any action.
I don’t know the fate of the rest of the merit candidates that are yet to be called. I can’t confirm if they were included on the second list but some persons have already received APLs.

makonko:
Now how do I confirm my name on the authentic 2nd list?

Sholly24:
Na wa o!This dpr recruitment keeps taking a new turn every now and then... The constant thing is that the fate of the merit candidates still hang in the balance. How do one check if he made the list if he doesn't have an insider? It is well

Lmao grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 7:31pm On Jan 03, 2019
One Single Focus - Is there any merit in the upcoming batch or it is still man-know-man (for the highest bidder, powerful & connected) as it has been from the beginning?

The Good Lord preserving our lives, we would see this to the very end. We are ready.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 4:55pm On Jan 02, 2019
elbangeez:
believe me there is second batch, but there may be no single merit candidate on the list. and hopefully everything will be concluded before 2019 election, it may take long but it is definately happening.
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by BrockSamson: 7:08am On Dec 30, 2018
Saffi:
If you can’t afford it, don’t kill your self. If you can, great. Nothing wrong with spending on your babe, if you have interest in her, just don’t make yourself unhappy or slave-like to please her. But if you’re looking for a long term commitment, you can’t run away from spending and that’s just the truth. Don’t let these niggaz deceive you smiley

OP no amount of money would guarantee long term commitment (/loyalty) from any babe; it is inherent, a babe is committed/loyal or she is not. Money is not a factor. Don’t let these girls deceive you grin

Oneday the girl in question would cheat with a guy that hasn’t spent shingbain on her.

Bro I hope you spent just as much on your Mum’s birthday.

SonsOfLiverpool:
Run from broke girls. Don't say you were not warned. grin

You just leave the OP, there is always a lesson to be learnt in life. He would soon learn.

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Family / Re: Lady Accused Of Abandoning Her House Help At A Restaurant Speaks by BrockSamson: 1:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
She was sitting so close to the table facing this family and they claim not to know her shocked

Anybody watching the clip would surely find that very hard to believe....

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 9:47pm On Nov 27, 2018
Sholly24:
We keep lamenting and no action is taken. I dont know how dat is gonna change any thing...

Sister, inaction is “Peak”. It is in so many of us here.

We missed a vital window of action, I find no fault with the deceiver(s), its the people that went through the four walls of a higher institute and allowed themselves to used (to orchestrate and perfect their own downfall) I shake my head for.

As for me, I would see this to the very end: when DPR finishes playing their hand. Then I shall play my final hand, even if its for generations unborn.

My question is to whoever is reading this is “ Will you take action at all? what are you going to do about this? ” smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2018
dprsauce:
This second recruitment has so much hausas in it, see how hijab jalamiya people do fill up the whole offices. These people really destroyed federal character. Kai, come see our register list at the end of each day, you go cry. Hassan, Musa, etc. It is well.

grin grin grin

There is something about the person behind this moniker that makes me smile everytime i read his posts grin

I am sure he doesn’t mean to offend anybody, he just has no filter lol.

Let me share my experience when DPR just started calling the first batch and everyone was anxious. A friend went to HQ under the guise of collecting his APL so i gave him assignment to check for my name. (we are supposed to be in the same department).

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10 minutes later he called me back.

Charlyy: Samson, o boy i scanned through the list. our names no dey there.

Me: How many names dey for that department, you sure say you open eye check am well.

Charlyy: Guy, i checked that list in like 1 min. Close to 30 names and 80% of the names are names affiliated with Mr President’s region. Shey i go waste time when the names no resemble our names.

Me: Ahn ahn

Charlyy: Make i burst your head, only 3 names on that list resemble names of people from our side. The rest na Oga Presido people.
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Every night before you go bed just make sure you clean your PVC wink

Disclaimer: The person I sent, his brain is sharp and I trust his eyes. This was my experience, you make of it what you want. If there is anything I learnt from this trend its the vastness of human gullibility. People will only believe what they want to believe.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2018
Good people, Xtruzz is not your problem in this matter; the writing has been on the wall since the beginning but we decided it was best to exercise blind faith that was impervious to reason/logical action.

With the despicable way DPR’s management handled this recruitment, Xtruzz has made a good suggestion. I personally would not be a party to such but it doesn’t change the fact that its a good suggestion for a bad situation.

There is no reason put down her suggestion or complain, If you are willing, do what she suggested.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:17pm On Nov 24, 2018
Nothing has changed but do not deceived God cannot be mocked smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 8:29pm On Nov 15, 2018
NigerianAvenger:
Lmao...

Except say na the akara woman go use the list wrap akara for me, that will be my only chance of having access to the list. This life is hard enough, we should learn to laugh often grin grin

Lmao grin grin

It’s about time we move push this our DPR ministry forward.. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:18am On Nov 13, 2018
notindome:


Till the ends of the Earth bro, you are not going anywhere. grin grin

I have bought land and started building house here sef grin grin

There is no action film without end.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:00am On Nov 13, 2018
Kalealaro:



I sent you email and you are yet to respond.

I have replied smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 9:52am On Nov 13, 2018
NigerianAvenger:
Brocksamson how far? We don miss you o smiley

Lol. Brother I was lost in thoughts when I posted my first comment this morning. I had the weirdest dream.

Fresh war broke out. O boy it wasn’t a small thing. I found myself with a small fighting faction. The war just started, we were busy loading up on AK-47s the guns looked so real but get this; inside its cartridge was something that looked like a “Printer ribbon”. When we fired it, o boy na real bullet wey dey kill enemy soldiers comot for the thing shocked shocked.

I didn’t recognize anybody’s face but I could feel their determination. The tension was surreal, especially after we “killed” a handful of enemies that made it to our camp. Real bullet flying left, right and center; enemies falling left and right. In the dream, I didn’t have time to rationalize “O boy no be print ribbon dey inside these guns”; Its now that I’m awake that I have such luxury.

Then we all got inside a small boat, heavily armed. About to follow a river down to the enemy’s camp. War is not for the faint hearted shocked Na there I wake up, then the first thing I checked was DPR Nairaland

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 8:29am On Nov 13, 2018
Kalealaro:
It is like Brock Samson too has collected his APL ooo. His silence lately is scary.

Once I collect APL, the whole world would hear it from me wink

I just decided to enjoy the drama from afar, it seems you guys haven’t had enough so i’d leave you to it, enjoy the tales from the next-weekers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 9:08am On Nov 07, 2018
Goodlucknigeria:
What is delaying the publication

Peepydelano, Takon231, Ferguson0709 et al are not yet satisfied. These monikers have been on this trend since day one; so lets respect their choice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:01pm On Nov 06, 2018
Mailbab:


NLC protested peacefully and they achieved their demands. Just read it on newspaper today that President Buhari ( minister for petroleum resources) has affirmed 30,000 naira minimum wages. NLC achieved their target purposely because they were all united and stand on one point.
DPR recruited stakeholders into the system with little or no merit applicants were considered. The stakeholders candidate had resumed work since three months ago.....

We don’t have the resources for a protest that would get Mr President’s attention. We can’t deal those cards.

Luckily for us, Mr President is seriously cooking his re-election agenda and would angrily swat any fly that goes near that pot of stew.

When we have had enough, the publication is our best bet to expose the rot in his administration.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 6:16pm On Nov 06, 2018
eyebee01:
Oga brocksamson Please dont b offended what exactly can u help do to bring out the merit list? Or is dis how we will keep talking back and forth?

We made our recommendations already, we are ready with our publication: facts and figures but we are respecting the choice of the people that prefer to sit and jus wait while APLs are disappearing before their eyes. Its no problem, the whole story (beginning to end) would make a better story.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 5:52pm On Nov 06, 2018
I don’t understand how some people can be so restless and docile at the same time. All the stakeholders candidates that provided information did any of their information bring out merit APLs. They told you just what you wanted to hear, they beguiled you, collected their APL and disappeared. It is still happening. You are still here shouting information.

Even without info If DPR calls any bonifide member of the merit clan won’t the whole Nairaland shake when they come here to testify. Except they are sharing it amongst themselves, they won’t call ghosts. This trend has over 800 pages and over 2.6 million views, you want to tell me not one of the people that would be called would be on Nairaland or no anybody would know anyone that has collected?

This is what the wait feels like, I sincerely hope this inaction brings y’all the needed satisfaction till you hear the final whistle.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:07am On Nov 05, 2018
peepydelano:
You are too arrogant, nd you are beginning to piss many off,hmm I advice u thread with caution.You really need to b careful. Don't make enmity from all d happenings over this recruitment, others r involved too but dy chose to b calm,u really can't tell who is who here. Peace.

Of cuz the truth would set you free but first it would piss you off.

Lmao this is a public forum and I was making my opinion known peacefully before Xtruzz came to impose her demi-god status as the giver of all information in the world while mentioning me. Now I am the arrogant one.

I am sure you know its not compulsory for you to read or reply any comment from Brocksamson. It is well.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:37am On Nov 05, 2018
Ferguson0709:
Arrogance will not kill you. You are an employer's nightmare

Thank you sir

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:09am On Nov 05, 2018
Xtruzz:


I think you should call Brocksamson and his cohorts for any update, you can't eat your cake and have it. Let him keep speaking English and be critizing people giving vital info while things are happening.


By now Xtruzz you should know your target audience. If you want you can create a WhatsApp group for them, so you can fill them with all false hope necessary for them to be soothed; please by all means go ahead.

Please note my “cohorts and I” are not waiting for any information from you. Did you come here to tell us anything about the 400 slots that disappeared now leaving about 184 slots for the common man (which is now uncertain if its going to get to them). Thank God we heard it from Marvel65 himself, the 400 slots had less than 10% merit.

We know the people we want to satisfy with our current with-held action but I am sure DPR won’t disappoint. For those that have gotten in through other means and think they have landed in DPR safely; so they come here anonymously to try to derail us, I really hope you have safely landed the job at the end of all this.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 4:40am On Nov 05, 2018
I pity this generation of Nigerian youths, apart from most being so docile; there are so many without any sense of loyalty, they don’t know the values they are to fight for and uphold. So many condone and defend evils that are beyond despicable, seeing it as part of their normal life.

There was a time people sold wares by simply putting an unmanned table outside their houses, they wrote the amount they wanted to sell each item on a piece of paper, attach it to the table and off they go. Whenever they come back, they’d see their complete money on the same table.

Now even a word of truth is like a rare precious metal. It doesn’t even take much to sway most Nigerians in support of evil. With such a generation the future of Nigeria I see is so bleak that in the next 30-40 years, Nigerians would look back at this our current time as glory days.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 1:30pm On Nov 04, 2018
notindome:
Hehehe, see movie, "The Return of the ..... grin grin grin. It was just a matter of time before the unleashing set in, the movie didn't disappoint at all. grin

Where is My one and only Xtruzz? grin. Make I radio her,

Come in Xtruzz, Come in Xtruzz....... Can you read me?
Are our defence line still holding up from the enemies? Do you need reinforcements? I repeat, Do you need reinforcements? Can you read me commander?

Trust and obey for there is no other way to be happy in Jesus but to trust and obey. Lalalalalala Lalalalala ...........


Lmao. This man don’t come and jeopardize the less than 250 slots, 3500 people are waiting for grin grin

We need Xtruzz to appeal to Oga Shakur so merit can have the very little wey remain grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 12:56pm On Nov 04, 2018
Babagy832:


Keep the information flowing brocksamson

Lol Oga at the top, we are already at the end. Lets all see how this final episode will end grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 12:23pm On Nov 04, 2018
peepydelano:
Go and sleep Mr brockwhateva,were u not always attacking and antagonising him? Appreciate ppl even if u dnt key in to their info nd contributions, its a selfless effort dy made here,u can pass ur msg constructively,DPR shldnt be a do or die affair, I will personally tell u smtins after all dis DPR wahala nd I beliv u will av one or two tins to pick from them.All d best.

How did i not pass across my message constructively, even my farewell message to Marvel65 is as subtle as it can get. Nobody is doing or die here, nevertheless we have summoned effort to set things right.

No problem. When all this is over my guy we go jam for backyard for our discussion. I won’t delete this moniker.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:58am On Nov 04, 2018
NigerianAvenger:
Lol...bruh i think i perfectly understand where you are coming from. Before the first batch were called we saw how the merit gospel was preached only for the case to turn out different as most people were pressing buttons here and there while giving the common man a sense of hope. So it's only right for one to be skeptical with information that is put out here.

There are always people who will swallow every info hook, line and sinker, even when they might be contradictory, so there's no point always dragging issues with people who will always choose to see you as the villain. At the end we can only hope for the best for those that don't even know janitor to connect them, btw all this permutations no epp anybody abeg. Make DPR just pity man and bring this to an end

Anointed ororo dey your head grin

No worries, For nothing is hidden that will not be made manifest, nor is anything secret that will not be known and come to light.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:46am On Nov 04, 2018
Marvel65

I would like to thank everyone for your immense contributions.

To those that will be called, congratulations in advance.

@Xtruzz, I’m handing over the baton to you.

Good luck hopefuls.

Signing Out...

Thank you Marvel.

Honestly speaking you did a wonderful job here, regardless of motive. I am impressed, you deserve a promotion.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:18am On Nov 04, 2018
peepydelano:
very troublesome you.

Na the people wey just enter this kitchen chop this kin beans unknowingly I dey consider. I can’t with a clear conscience allow them to eat beans wey go make them purge without a fair warning.

One warning is enough. It is not matter to be argued, the end is near.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 11:10am On Nov 04, 2018
peepydelano:
keep showing yourself Mr Brockwhatever .

I no get anything to show. I am just stating the obvious. Anyways the end is near, make we dey look.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BrockSamson: 10:03am On Nov 04, 2018
eyebee01:

The same Marvel65 said in one of his posts that SH candidates in the first batch accounted for over 90%. So if u agree that Marvel's assertions are correct then the person who said merit is negligible in the first batch is also very correct cos less than 10 merit candidates out of every 100 is ACTUALLY NEGLIGIBLE in the context of recruitments. Peace!

Don’t waste your energy, its not something that is hidden nor does it need special intelligence & supernatural powers for comprehension. Some people just really enjoy being deceived.

Sometimes you just have to ignore these people, when they speak outside the obvious facts. No normal person would go through Marvel’s posts and not want to question his motive/credibility in the light of past and current events.

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