₦airaland Forum

mannatech:
I totally condemn the actions of the military men. No professionalism at all.
Even the police whose job it is to arrest criminals are bound by law not to torture or brutalize any suspected criminal.

mumu! Wait till abokee enter ur domain to rob u first then u will wish luciferr shd destroy dem

Ogaga87:
Na was self for our system.. Is this how it's done in a sane society.. Catching a culprit, beat him black and white before handling them to appropriate authorities for INVESTIGATION with their nude pictures being released to the public..

No viewer discretion is advice..

God go help us

does nigeria look like a sane society?don't dare talk rubbish here abeg. U know how these basstatds do their crime? Most of dem come to still but will still use cutlass on helpless victims. They don't mind raping person pikin or wife sef.

panpan:
What is their offence? How exactly have they been terrorizing the community?

if u have never lived in keffi or niger state then shut ur damn mouth up!

rentAcock:
When sent to the battle fronts to fight boko haram they either flee their posts like cowards or are wasted like chickens, but to beat up and harass civilians is where their strength lies. Cowards.

u are stoopid! This talk has become like an anthem, ppl like u no longer think before commenting.

SlayQueenSlayer:
Coming from a man. Angel Gaybriel.

Oga, As u dey answer slayqueen nkor? OgayCHI

Leebellow96:
Mine

nigguh you gayy

KenOne:
You guys don't get tired with this line GEJ paid for it or GEJ started it.

When they finally commissioned Lagos-Ibadan in March you'll come here again with this line GEJ paid for it, GEJ started it.

yeye lizard! All yall zombies do is tk Jonah's glory. 4k y'all!!

The guy can like to 4k girls sha. With dah his bigPrik

mechanics:
Lolz, I believe you bro.

confaM

mechanics:
To him to spend half a million in a night club, na too much money o, he was not able to control himself because he thinks he has arrive, I guess he has learnt his lesson.

...guy. ,money na paper to some ppl

EVILFOREST:
AFONJA and Rape

is it possible to arrange a grown-arss girl in a car and rape? Hungry girls wey no get their own future plans roaming d streets.
Pant for benz ia her portion!

internationalman:
Women funny beings..

U see them walking by u would think they don't like sex.

It's only when they've finally agreed to date u that you'd realize sex is their favourite thing in this life.

On a more serious note how many guys can have sex with at least four different ladies a day everyday for 1 week..

This is why I have utmost respect for women and even more so prostitutes..

sharap!stop talking banza... Women are unique. U n ur likes only meet hungry whores. In fact there arw, girls that will be on the same bed, naked wt a guy but won't be hornidized .dunno the aliens u met outside earth abeg.

NB: stop talking what u dont know. Humans are unique, with different libido levels.
In fact, an average ashanti-babe is never Hot, if they are then market won't sell well cos they will always get weaker.

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


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Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

...about the prayer, a big amen. Some ppl won't understand, there will be like, 'how dorshi handu haseff? Mek she go mari again nah. 'i go be like, 'thunder strike ya lips n leave ur mouth there '

InvertedHammer:
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Only 150?

In a decent society, how many of the SANs can really make a valid argument in court? They thrive only on sharing bribes under the cover of SAN which as typical Nigerians, the appendage/title trumps any intellectual discourse.

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The lifeless one doesnt listen, does he even obey court orders in the first place?

sarrki:
You love corruption dearly

You do hate D west side

I confirmed this to you

I have seen where you have denegrated osinbajo and all the southwest leaders

I have never seen you speak well of any south west leader

Even I myself avoid you so many times you call me names

Just coz of obi and your region

Come! Shutup there abeg!
Just shutup!! Damn it!!!
Fight what corruption?!

Man wey no dey respect court orders at all? Rather he'd look for bloody greedy brotherhood zombies to kickout Heads of justice to fix his 4kn abokee chief justice to rule.

The same dullarddinho that won't do live debates so Nigerians wont know that he can't think straight?

Abi u mean d lifeless man thats always wearing a nolywood ghost-attire?

Don't provoke me oh! Na ds useless govt make ppl like us leave nigeria go start business in other African countries that won't steal from us officially.

They have already set things innplace for a bondage n wicked election! We know

ElNero:
What is the title of this movie again??

Mi ah DINO sabi d name oh

He is a fake assman! Faker than bobrisky

Joemetry:
Okay, thanks again...
She's going to get it ASAP, I believe it would work for her too.

I believe too... I pray it works. Even after treatment abstain from what she avoids for some time. If the drug works. Top up with another pack to destroy and conquer

Toks2008:
Get a wife.

Mumu

Dirty Abuja babe from ikwerri! Imagine as her toto go come be

sexybaby22:
So much for loyalty !!

was he loyal. . .?
After advertising ursef u still say, 'no pm '?

dauddy97:
I love programming and I love Mathematics. I choose Mathematics myself when I applied for jamb since 2017. Currently in 200lvl. My eldest brother called my dad and ask him what I was studying, so he told him it's "Mathematics". After their discussion, I was told to start planning to write another jamb and choose computer science. I don't know how to convince them. pls help, should I continue with Mathematics or sit for another jamb.

pls, I need your candid advice.

My advice, finish with Math degrees. Do short professional CSC courses, after sch run a pgd program on CSC if thats better.

Im also in the same. I did maths /stats as bsc tho. Im working in a cool place here in Canada

Joemetry:
Chai, this ulcer don't tay for my mumsy stomach ooo...

So all she needs to do is take it on an empty stomach?

She shd eat more of low or non acidic fruits. Cucumber is the best in naija

domino4211:
Preek can do wonders.
See this black ugly hoe of before

u are not interesting sef

Joemetry:
Bro, I really need you to tell me more about this therapy.
I recommended it for my mum who has had peptic ulcer for over a decade now but all she could get was a sachet of caplets in a carton with ulcer kit on it.

Can you please tell me more about how to recognize it when I see it?

Mine was taken for two weeks, twice daily. U have to tk it on an empty stomach.

The pack was orange and it was written ulcer kit. I bought my own for 3,600 for two packs then. I see it in pharmacies for over 4k5 for just one pack now. Na God go judge dz ppl wey dey use sick ppl get rich

peteruuu:
Don't misunderstand me bro....if it was you or your biological brother (sorry for that), would you have advice him to do such?



What happens to deep thinking?

There are a lot of investments out there heh!...
But well, I wish him all what he wish himself.


God bless his hustles!.

oboi u no wise abeg! Make we bet, I say u no get sense pass that boy.

peteruuu:
that is true, he is stup*d!.


Should have invested properly undecided

Tricycle is a NO NO!


I'm sorry if that hurts!.

Children of nowadays would not ask their elders for suggestions and ideas before proceeding to their plans.

mumu! Ur own na to dey reason soccerbet as investment

Ehiscotch:
The woman is definitely Yoruba and when their women insult you they will insult your mother, father, children, your status, your upbringing, everything.

I blame the man because he is putting his work on the line here. Trust me, that woman probably said grevious words.

I luv d man! He acted like a real human. Its obvious he has seen the worse already. Most of these security guards are dismissed gallant men... Insulting dem cud trigger d beast in dem

Evablizin:
Wow. Two wrongs can never make a right,he should have overcome this temptation. He might lose his job because of this act.

He doesnt gv ah fahk!