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CultureRe: Do Nigerians Murder The English Language? by brooklyn99(op): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2009
geez this thread is still onhuh?

@spikedcylinder, moro.n, wut did u want me to say? "have anyone noticed?" lol. slowpoke. and when i type "cus" its just shorthand, stupid.
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 1:28pm On Dec 10, 2009
wifie to moi
FamilyRe: Who's More Important In A Marriage? The Husband Or The Kids? by brooklyn99: 1:19pm On Dec 10, 2009
ah, thoniaslim, u cute, pweety, beautiful all that.lol. u in the states?what city? kiss
RomanceRe: Website Alleges 'Chdi Mokeme is a Romance Scammer' by brooklyn99: 1:05pm On Dec 10, 2009
since i dont know duke i wont comment. however, what i know, i'll comment ova. im starting to c a buncha pretty chics on nairaland. cHOCOMILO, WHERE U AT?i looove ur hair. couldnt see mucha ur pic but i cant tell u easy on the eyes. hurry up n come to NY. grin
RomanceRe: Slapping Your Woman! by brooklyn99: 12:57pm On Dec 10, 2009
@GODMOTHER your really pweety, u should come to NY so me and u get married and start making beautiful biracial babies.lol
@mamagee u know that aint u.liar.lol tongue "taking a photoshoot"lol. its "at a photoshoot"

to the topic at hand; i never hit a woman until i met this one benin gal. she always used to hit me for no reason.so, one day she hit me and i had to defend myself so i beat that ho down. and i never called her afterwards,changed my number and ish.
sometimes these binches deserve it!!! i'll neva hit Godmother tho, except from the back.lol
RomanceRe: Could U Wash Ur Girlfriend's Undies, Is Dat A Sign Of Love Or What: by brooklyn99: 12:51pm On Dec 10, 2009
neva stoop that low stupid!!! thats a sign of weakness!!!certain things a man shouldnt succumb to. u just a sucka,homie
PoliticsRe: Best Governor Of The Year 2009 by brooklyn99: 12:19pm On Dec 10, 2009
Jesus!!!I can't begin to imagine how unrepentant of tribalists nchara,mekusxxx and aloy emeka are.readn all of this was so sickening!I thot this was to determine who was the best governor,how did this turn into a referendum on the performance of the lagos state governor?damn, haters!of all the nigerian governors the only one I ever seen on cnn,usa today,wall street journal etc is the lagos state gov.som1 made a moronic comment about the state generating more money internally that's why it has an advantage ova the rest.duh!stupid,that's the point,u try to generate as much funds as possible independent of the feds.the big three tribalists point to his "failures",not once did I read about them say anything abt his achievments which are so glaring for the world to see.I've never been to africa,and got no intentions of ever going there,but its clear that lagos is coming up on big things.the skyline even looks like any city out here.someone pointed to a school as his "failure".u wanna take a quick visit to bedstuy?what about east new york?not everywhere is gonna be great!remember new orleans during katrina?didn't it surprise u that we got places like that out here?does that mean the u.s govt aint doin ish?u'd still give ur right arm and both ur nuts to come to the u.s right,even after all the katrina images?nchara,u r really ignorant.u r despicable.its kinda baffling how u always clearly ignore the truth just to spread tribal hate.u have no qualms ignoring facts and spreading lies.u claimed lagos got the biggest share fro the vat thingy,posted an article purportedly backing up ur claim,yet, the article didn't refer to anythn u claimd.ure a sad,sad man.in real life I can tell u don't have many friends bcus of ur character.u lie a lot and that's a very bad trait.ur a tribalist,u preach hate and divisiveness,that's a big 'wow'. The arguemnt is who is the best gov not is fashula performing well.stick to the topic u bigot.feel free to call me yoruba again,as u always do whn I call u out on ur tribalistic ignornce,u mor.on!!!
RomanceRe: What Time Of The Night Do Couples Make Love by brooklyn99: 11:02am On Dec 10, 2009
Somebody sleeps WITH The Amakahuh??urrrgh!I just threw up all ova myself
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 3:31am On Dec 10, 2009
N ur just naggn like a typical wife
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 8:10am On Dec 09, 2009
Ah now she's mad!
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 7:18am On Dec 09, 2009
Lol.I was being sarcastic
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 6:57am On Dec 09, 2009
U aint?
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 6:52am On Dec 09, 2009
HAHahahahahahahah
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Rich And Famous Ugly Man Or The Poor And Handsome Man? by brooklyn99: 5:49am On Dec 09, 2009
Ah tonia dat means ull fall hopeleslly in luv wit me.lol.city and state please?
PoliticsRe: Are You All Not Tribalists? by brooklyn99: 5:26am On Dec 09, 2009
lol@sjeezy u in the bean? the amaka u freakn sl.ut u cheating on me?fcukn binch my peoples already gave me ur steelo. ho angry
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language ! by brooklyn99: 5:12am On Dec 09, 2009
Mami te quiero mucho. tu es mi luz, mi vida, mi todos. quitate la ropa lenta menta quiero amanecer con tigo y cuidado si sospechan los vecinos mi mujer o tu maricho .tu y yo durmiendo con los enemigos dos seres que jamas hemos querido. los dos haciendo un maldito capricho donde somos masoquimatos por volver a nuestro nido, desnudate despacio mi vida y solo amame que el secreto permanesca en un cuarto bla bla bla

and so on and so forth. but she gotta be careful our spouses dont catch us as im telling her all these sweet things.

ps:i'm actually talking to the amaka(or chiogo, they can battle it out for my luv).if any of the 2 of u wanna hear the rest holla at ur boi
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Were In My Shoes ?: I Need An Advice Pls ! by brooklyn99: 4:28am On Dec 09, 2009
Geez,according to u she's uneducated!but she aint the one typn "neighborwood"every 10 second nor is sshe d one dat sent us all this grammartical scud missiles.but,setting your seeming semi-illiteracy asid,.everyone has a past don't let hers be the reason for a breakup.hold on tight to her if u truly love her
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 3:58am On Dec 09, 2009
baby, i know u clean as a whistle. but for now tho ima stay strapped then once we hit that 6month period, we both do the test and its raw dog all nite fro then on.lol. wut u say?
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Rich And Famous Ugly Man Or The Poor And Handsome Man? by brooklyn99: 3:19am On Dec 09, 2009
his poor and hand some face will put food on the table? huh
RomanceRe: Someone Pls Cheer Me Up by brooklyn99: 3:07am On Dec 09, 2009
Magz u freakn sucka!!! u letting upstate hos treat u like sh.it, wut'll happen when u move to the city?those bedstuy,jamaica,BX binches get a hold of u, ma nicca, u raw lion food. get a grip!!! where u at?poughkeepsie?buffalo?albany?regardless of where u at, son u bleeped up. if i was you, to gain my rep back im going afta her moms and her sistas and i wont stop till i get all of them to do at least one abortion each for me. angry. i bet your friends are whispering behing your back that u gay
RomanceRe: Gals Are So Suspicious. by brooklyn99: 8:01am On Dec 08, 2009
Dawg, ur gal is a Psycho!!! kick her to the curb!!!
PoliticsRe: Support Igbo Presidency 2015 by brooklyn99: 7:39am On Dec 08, 2009
why cant the best,most, qualified person be elected as president? why  religion or tribe gotta play a part in it?thats retarded dont u think? from the little i know and have heard and read an ibo man will NEVER be the president of Nigeria. everyone scared of yall, no telling what an ibo man will do when he gets to that seat. yall so paranoid u got the other groups (hausa and yorubas) paranoid as hell too. your paranoia set them off. like someone said it shouldnt be about war drums all the time, its about time yall learnt some diplomacy if not all u'll do is scream from the rooftops as the other tribes share the presidency amognst themselves.u ibos are your own worst enemy. apparently, u hate everyone else, now do u expect them to trust u in return? i thinks not. some1 said something about the yorubas being major criminals .lol. when do u guys realize that when crime is committed by nigerians all we see is a nigerian not an ibo/yoruba man?lol. i'd like to know who can break the guy below's record tho: http://odili.net/news/source/2009/dec/5/205.html

“One Ukoh John Ifeanyi, 45-year-old business man, however, broke agency’s record on April 4, 2009 when he excreted 3.349 kilogrammes of cocaine on his way to Germany . Ukoh John is the first suspect to ingest a whopping 3.349 kg of narcotic drug in the history of Nigeria ’s drug control,” the agency’s spokesman said.


who the hell swallows 3 kilograms of anythinghuh??!! Jesus!!! what a record grin
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 4:35am On Dec 08, 2009
Chiogo lol I"ll pass on afrukan but I won't stop till u me do the nasty
CultureRe: Why Akatas Treated Better Than Africans Abroad? by brooklyn99: 3:27am On Dec 08, 2009
Afrukan my nicca u made my day!lol n I thot crack was hard 2 get.lol

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