₦airaland Forum

@lord reed, eeemmmm: who said i was upset?

@tracy56. my boy told me that anybody that opposed what i wrote would most likely be benin or ishan and, lo and behold, he checked ur post and said that by ur msn addy he figured u were benin. i'm not Nigerian, i was raised by one. but i bleeped with this one benin/ishan girl sometime. worst experience of my life. NEVER AGAIN!!!!

@Left foot. thanx for the above. i couldnt have expressed my point better,

12 SIGNS U SHOULD DUMP THAT SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND:

1. SHES BENIN/ ISHAN SO MOST LIKELY SHE'S :

a. AGGRESSIVE AS HELL

b. INCONSIDERATE

c. WILL PICK A FIGHT FOR NO REASON

d. HAS NO FREAKN RESPECT FOR U, UR FAMILY, OR UR FRIENDS,

e. SHE'S BENIN/ISHAN

@gshine: ok, i guess ure probably right. i'm not shallow bro:trust me. well, i can come off the top of my head and give various examples of how words are mispronounced and misused but i wont for various reasons 1: i dont want this misconstrued as "NIGERIAN-ACCENT-BASHING" moment, as that is not my intention at all; 2: I would hate that the topic goes from being pseudo funny to tensions being raised and insults being thrown back and forth; I'd come out the loser cus anyone that then reads it would think i started this with the intention of insulting Nigerians. like i said, i got other examples i could use to substantiate my arguement, but the last thing i'd like to do is sound like im insulting or degrading a whole population. i hope noone takes offense at this, i stated this at the start of the post
@agitator: what can i say?lol

@kora king, lol. u know i said that to myself jokingly too "at least he gets to use the internet" . but, i know the feeling. thats why i'd do anything to make sure my child never goes thru what i went thru. there's poverty everywhere in this world and i tasted it a lil bit too. well, what can we do but keep striving and thankn the almighty I wish everyone can at least be middle class u know?

@the amaka, ok now ure really getting on my freakn nerves.lol. why the hell u keep stalkn and harassing me? why, cus i dissed ur b/f , da rupture? lol
@chiogo: hey , they do pronounce it "ninegeria".lol. when next i catch it, maybe on youtube, i'll post it to u.
@the amaka: u sure u aint having fantasies involving me?

@kura king, so sorry ur childhood was poor . we were poor for a time too , then things got better. hope things are better for u now

@ifedi, which one are u? pleeaz tell me u the girl in the blue dress

Jesus!!!^^^^^ u write real good and ur explanation is cool IF I WAS TALKING ABOUT FREAKN ACCENTS!!!!ARRRGGGH!!! I'M TALKING PRONUCIATIONS. OK tell me, why do NIGERIANS pronounce their country "[i]NINE[/i]GERIA" or is that the accent too?!!!!

@the-amaka; u freakn monkey ho, u keep following me around from post to post,cyber stalking a nigga. now u wanna tag team with ur yankee wanna be doodle. ah, thats how lame u are? already tripping off of a dude u aint never seen (and would probably flee if u even see him). stupid!!! after this i wont answer u nomore cus u just aint worth the trouble or my time.

@lawbraker, ure funny.lol

@ jidesamuel, that was a crude attemot at joking!!! pour acid on her face. are u crazy!?!?! what type of lame joke is that?

JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN!!!! Phymephemo, Pleeeeeeeazzzz reduce the size of ur pic, that ish is scary. and why are your eyes so red. u know wut, dont tell me.

i had this dog once, beautiful son of a biyaatch. cute, loved by everyone, but was one insecure son of a b****. well, one day i came home only to find out that my beautiful dog, out of jealousy(trust me i knw it was jealousy cus this effing dog would do anythn for attention), had destroyed everything in the house that brought me joy:playstation, tv, pictures, dvd etc when i asked it why it did that it couldnt give me a good explanation so i kicked it out the house.
my story sounds unbelievable so does yours!!!! on the flip side, if ure telling the truth and this bull really happenned u need to distance urself from that nutcase.

@agathamari, ure insane and a psycho. so u would have done the same thing?

u feign like u have a backache, feign like u really didnt wanna invite her into the bedroom, feign like u ain know how u d.ick ended up in her pu ssy. end of story!!!

experience!!!!

first off ure the problem,; and im just being honest with u. this is what the gal saw that pissed her the hell off and made her start regretting her existence:

1.HE'S A GYMNAST!!!

2. IM A VIOLINIST!!!!

3. WE'RE BOTH VIRGINS!!!

4. HE'S A WIMP FOR CHANGING RELIGIONS TO, OF ALL THINGS, MORMON!!!

. So she ended up thinkn to herself " I'M A VIRGIN VIOLINIST DATING A VIRGIN GYMNAST WHO MIGHT/MIGHT NOT BE GAY (MORE THAN LIKELY "MIGHT" WHO'S A WUSS, CHANGED RELIGIONS CUS I ASKED HIM TO (AND CUS HE HAD HOPES OF EVENTUALLY TASTING ASIAN PUNNANIE), IS SO INFATUTED THAT HE STILL BELIEVES THAT I'M A VIRGIN. WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK I BE DOING WITH TYRONE IN THE BASEMENT? THIS FOOL REALLY BELIEVES WE GO DOWN THERE TO CONVERSE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT, " So, she tried to off herself by driving off a cliff, but she survived with a broken neck and then despised you even more. no matter what, she couldnt get away from u even thru suicide, I'd mad too if i was Chun Li!!!!

.SHE'S A

da rupture,  uppity? seem more like dummy to me. phony!!!!

tpia, ur wrong nobodu "claimed" to "recognize" me. the dude from philly asked if he knew me, and i told him no. oh well, dont know wut else to say

@sage i was talking physical attributes.
@tpia. lol. u got me cracking up.lol. u right tho. no im not a wanna be, i am who i am. lol. its a shame that we can be anybody we want behind the screen of this computer.
@da ruptured butt hole, ur the fake one in all of his, homo. and ima stay on ur case until u confess that u really a farmer from lagos state.

[b]Aww, damn. That's too bad, I was hoping that wasn't the case. I was hoping to come back and see a more favorable answer to that question. I was going to PM you some info that would of had you coming to spend a lil platonic time with me on my beach front property this weekend, if your schedule was fit for the pleasure.

By the way, Happy Thanksgiving!! What are your plans for this scrumptious holiday? [/b]



Damn, DA RUPTURE,ure the craziest fool of the highest oreder (ive always wanted to say that to someone). i actally wrote that ish up there. ok tell me,MR I WANNA BE AFRICAN AMERICAN SO BAD MY AS.S.HOLE HURTS, what african american u know says "scrumptious holiday"? huh? riddle me that one. platonic! beach front property! geez. and this monkey the amaka is falling for it." oooh , im young"; "ooh, i have a small waist"; "oooohhh, u can use me as ur wet wipes".arrrrrgggghhh

jesus!!! da rapture, fakery wont get u anywhere. i mean, u think everybody dumb enough not to realize u ibo?!!!fool. lol. guess what gave u away this time: YELLOWBONE!!!! don, who calls it yellow bone, its "REDBONE". Another strike my nigga. u done effed up again trying to be american so bad. i can hear ur ibo accent just reading what u wrote

no stupid, its really " i love u a lot". quiero, like a lotta other spanish words, can mean more than one thing---depending on how its being used. "i love u" is actually "te quiero" which in english could be translated to mean " i want u". so, it just depends on what u intend it to mean.i should know I'M COLOMBIAN!!!! u know ,the amaka, ure starting to piss me the Bleep off with ur i-know-it -all atttitude. since u know spanish, do me this favor CALLATE, PUTA!!!!

@the amaka, i know u aint blind, and u clearly can read. dummy, didnt u see where i said i know the problem is not synonymous to just nigerians. and im talking of the ones that got english as their first language. so there,

ur not "in luv" with 2 guys, ure just a freakn ho. go to church and beg for forgiveness, then convert be a muslim and do same, just in case God is not a christian ure covered.

dogzymallo; i once had this dog, beautiful pitbull, as beautiful as can be. well, i'd go to work, come home feed the dog, take it out for a walk, nurtured it etc. bottom-line i was this dog's papi. but did this ungrateful dog ever say thank u for all that i did nope!!! this dog never welcomed me with gleeful yelps or licks like u see other dogs doing their owners in t.v commercials. instead, this fucker used to destroy my furniture, bite my friends, bite me ; to the extent i didnt have any galfriends cus they all ran away cus they was scared of Bruno. to top it off, this dog used to give me the look like "where have u been??" and on the weekends when i'm home, it used to look at me like "why are u here? shouldnt u be somewhere working for the money that'll buy my food". well, i got tired of this ungrateful son of a bitch and put it in my car, pretended we were going for an outing on the beach in a city 1700 miles away, left it there and drove back home. problem solved.
why am i telling u this? my man, make ur money and ignore ur gal's nonsense. she's complaining now, if u dont have money she'll complain louder. dump her,she's unreasonable,
last i heard, bruno was working as a male prostitute on 42nd

lol@ ez doez it: ive actually been seriously and professionally stalked to know one when its unfolding.lol

@stillwater, what part of brooklyn do u live in. just based off of ur legs, id date, then marry u, in a heart beat!!!

is it just me or are nigerians always so quick to declare love ,even when u havent agreed to be a couple. had this gal from nigeria telling me she loved me after only 4 days, used to get mad cus i never said it back!!! crazy ho. beth angel, u better avoid that dude. people like that usually turn violent after a while,

NIGERIANSSSSS, u deserve all the crap u getting from ur govt. if u dont like something u change it. oh,yeah, i forgot, sorry, God will come down and change it for u.

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uuummmm, why do people get married agaun?