₦airaland Forum

Please Jimmysho, tell him again!!!! why does it have to be what tribe you areand, WHY DO IBOS ALWAYS CRITISIZE THE YORUBAS?!!!!!!

@missy b, i dont stigmatize every tribe, JUST BENIN GIRLS

<hand on chin, twiddling thumb and index finger, muttering to self>"Developing or third world? Developing or third world? Developing or third world? AHHH, I GO WITH 7TH WORLD!!!!!!" That country is a freaking joke from what i see on tv and the internet!!! oh, and from what the people say too.

@missyb, I KNEW IT!!! do u beat up your man too?frustrate him? make his life a living hell? or has everyman around u wisened up and bounced? are u gonna turn lesbo soon cus of that?

@missy b, im guessing ur benin. im guessing u mad aggressive too, right

@finemocha, oh yeah i know. im having the time of my life here on nairaland(yeah right. some people downright scare me). ure still pretty tho, and ure still my imaginary wifie on nairaland.

@nene, u know the funny thing the benin gal has only been in the states for like a yr. the gal my sister's cuz was talkn about was born here, cant speak a lick of yoruba. it varies. this is what i seen. the ones that recently came from africa (under 5 yrs) are mad aggressive when they talk, act, their jokes arent funny, they'll make the most bizarre comments etc my peoples say thats just "how they are". i guess its just a bit of cultural difference. the ones that were born or grew up here, u can get along with.BUT, their madness will sneak up on u. they dont exhibit it immediately, and by the time u find out they just as crazy, u'll be on ur way to the E.R to get stitched up for a cut to the torso.

@finemocha.lol. its my aim to let the world know how terrible benin gals are. and i'll tell this story a thousand times if i have to.  that ho scarred me for life.lol.why u mad? u give guys the same mental and emotional problems too? u look like the type. oh,ish, ure the one i nominated as the nairalander i'll date in the other thread.wow, i think i'll pass. psycho




p.s:as i was typing this i was laughing and telling my sisters' cousin about it and he's like "dont disparage just the Benin gals, tell them about the yoruba gals too(he went thru hell with this one yourba chic)". so i guess its just the norm for nigerian gals now to be as aggressive as possible?

This reminds me of this one useless Benin gal i was boinking on the side. biiiiitc.ch just came from africa about 13months ago now, but thot it was the norm here for women to ill-treat men for no reason. she'd swing at u just for the fun of it. she had no respect whatsoever (lol and this biyyatch always wondered why she wasnt married at 27yrs old).it wasnt about any money issue. she lived with roommates, i own my own house!!! she just wanted to see how controlling she should be; like most nigerian women. this ho would flip if u were on the phone but would gladly talk to other guys on the phone. i let her cus from jump i told her i didnt want a relationship with her,but she said we HAD to date. and i thot her talking to other men would get her off my case. well, one day i got tired of her assaults and the moment she slapped me i beat the living day light outta her and bounce and she aint seen me since!!!

my suggestion to you :Beat the hell out that biaacth and call it a day. trust me she'll come back begging. thats how they are. she views u as a wimp and wont respect u until u take the respect back from her forcefully!!!

p.s:i think this happenned to YOU and not your "friend" as u want us to believe. wimp!!!

lol @ missy b, ebony eyes and sista-jay. fed my ego indeed.that shit was annoying as hell. 2 words every two days?!!?!? that shit was annoying as hell

SOME FOOL HAS BEEN CONTACTING ON MY YAHOO IM FOR DAYS. THIS IS THE LAST CONVO THAT ENSUED:



from nairaland (12/2/09 11:41 PM): aint good to use swear words,
Me: true but stop the games already goddamnit
from nairaland: okay id stop,
Me: so whos this?
from nairaland: but u tel me who u are first!
cant u make a new friend
Me: wut da Bleep u contacted my ass
from nairaland: i really dont like swear words,
so u d better stop swearing
Me: listen i dont have time for games u gonna tell me who u are, and we can go from there if not take a hike thats why icant get with nigerian girls; the unneccessary gaes
games
from nairaland: ok,
dats it,  id remove u from ma msngr list,
wat is your problem?
Me: my problem is your childish games. u contact me, then u start this "take a guess" games. i dont have time for that
from nairaland: then buzz off if u dont av time for this,
Me: if u wanna b friends cool.if u wanna tell me who u are cool. if u wanna keep me in suspense please take a hike
from nairaland: but u r intersted,
Me: arrrgggh
bye
please dont contact me again!!!!!
interested in what?
jesus!!!!
from nairaland: nope i wont,  u r off ma lost sef
u r just so full of urself!
damn u!
Me: sits not about being full of myself its about u being mad silly who has time for that. ure like 10 billion miles away u think i'll be fiending for a chic?ure outta your freakn mind. i dont mind making friends but not when u wanna play games
i swear u nigerian girls know how to get on my freakn nerves

u want 200grand for "goodbye sex". so basically, ure a half-way ho??

@ poster.whoa, whoa, whoa hold the eff up!!! wuts this u keep insulting duke that bagged your gal as an illiterate? i aint feeling that ish. look at u; mr education. u aint a symbol of intellect either. u keep spelling "ILLITERATE" as "ILLITRATE". u say ure a 4/4 something in university so i'm assuming u mean u'll be graduating soon, yet u cant spell for shi.t. u cant also compose a sentence; and what in limey Bleep is "more having"!?!
you got potentials, u on your own with that crap. u better do urself a favor and become a "bunker" too so u'll have mad cash cause i dont see employment/graduation in your immediate future, not with your kinda grammar.
do urself a huuuuugeeee favor, that sister of her's that snitched on your gal, u best get with her ASAP, and do it quick. make sure u get her pregnant fast too, cus i'll tell u this, if u dont, that more having bunker son of a biyyyaatch is coming for her too, he'll add her to his harem faster than u can blink. he's out to snatch anything thats gonna give u joy, that much is clear. make sure u follow my advice. wimp!!!!

@bridgette007 if u say ure white, and curvy in the right places the damn truth is URE FATTTT!!!maybe, a little, but u re still fat. next, u didnt learn how to cook nigerian food. dont deceive urself. what u cooked was unbearable to the sight not to talk of swallowing thats why his mother hated u. ive tried, for 23 yrs to learn how to cook NIgerian food and i never got it right, so i doubt u did either. lemme tell u the real reason he left u and got ur gal pregnant, he got tired of u using the word 'IRREGARDLESS' instead of 'REGARDLESS'. guys hate that sorta thing u know

@omega red, u live in BK?I RECOGNIZE THAT PIC IN UR PROFILE

I'd say to him "Sir, I'm not trying to disrespect you or nothing, but WHY THE EFF ARE U SO bleeping UGLY?GEEZZ, GET A MASK ALREADY". then i'll run away before his bodyguards use me as a punching bag.

ok guess what martyns, 6 yrs ago, i went thru the same ish, so u cant tell me nada!!! but seeing as i'm a cold hearted son of a binch, i didnt care. i swear!!! i was young, paid, and i look good as Bleep till this day.lol . i hit a stumbling block which i knew was temporary but she listened to family and friends(?) and went for a dude that was also illiterate, ugly, short, and skinny.this is a gal that is a lawyer today, and her hubby cannot construct a proper english sentence to save his life. dude had like 28yrs on her. today she has 5 kids at 28yrs old. he "ran" up in her and started getting her pregnant thinking that'll help him have her on lock, and keep me away. they failed. shit like that makes them feel good if u "fight back" or show signs that your hurt ova the incident.do what i did. be a player, boooy, and find the hottest,sluttiest, sexiest ho u can find around. but dont turn it into a "see what i got now, u lost me" show; dat'll defeat the purpose. pretend she doesnt exist, be like me, in time u'll forget about her. u dont negotiate with terrorists!!!! today, that ho is like "u pushed me away", oh, i opened your legs too to allow "uncle money having illiterate" turn u into a baby manufacturing company?lol. @poster, u keep fighting back u wont gain shit, and she wont realize her mistake. let it go (her, being the "it". dont beg, dont cry, dont harm dude. nothing wrong in sleeping with her close friends and relatives tho (assuming u got game, which i seriously doubt u do).remember, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!

missy b, u sexxy as hell, but damn; i gotta freaking twist my neck like a diseased ostrich to see all that beauty?

fhemmy, ure being silly. i dont 'love' her, i 'loved' her. the ring is not a gift as u say, the ring is 'full frontal payment' for the impending execution of a project. if the job is not completed to due satisfation, i get my dough back. GIMME MY RING, U bleeping SLUT!!!!

lol@ poster, thanx for the invite, but i'll pass on port harcourt, detroit is bad and scary enough. u got potentials?my nigga, potentials aint gonna buy ur gal no jewels and the girl was smart enough to realize that quickly.sorry u lost out

@EZ DOZ IT. once i break up wit a chic thats it. i dont remember em again; ancient history

@Lord Reed: in ur profile pic do not tell me ur wearing that thick ass hoody out there in africa!!!!

simply put>>>U R A BLEEDING HO!!!!

who r these fools saying you need "deliverance"? whats with africans and prayers?!!?! well, i for one will not be attracted to my cousin talk less of falling in love with her.that said, relationships between cousins is not as abhorrent as most of you claim. it definitely is not incest!!!! the arabs are not the only ones that practice it. it used to be the norm in africa,asia,south america and even europe before the advent of modern european way of thinking. till this day countries in africa, south america and asia still practice marriage btwn cousins. at least i know that countries like guinea,senegal, and gambia(that are in close proximity to you still practice it)

at first i laughed at some of the comments that were posted in reply to this thread cus,well, they were funny i.e I bet the devil threw a stone or two back at her and it was a bullseye hit.
RIP to the late woman.


but then the issue became straight disrespectful and insensitive especially from mazaje and the obvious bigot, nazan. u fools theres something called tolerance and respect, learn it.

@madam bini ,lol, yeah right opposites attract indeed. not in this case , sorry mami.

@negro_nts i aiint tryna kill nobody. madam bini is my wifie that'll i'll never get married to. we always DISAGREE TO DISAGREE.

@ fhemmy :ahhh, im cheap cus i want back the payment for a job she didnt complete? i'm cheap cus i want back a (probably) $20,000 ring. yes lemme be cheap; GIMME BACK MY FREAKN RING, HO!!! . someone's gotta keep the ring u say? what if the slut cheated on me?

lol.lol.lol. niGERIA IS FLYING, nigeria is flying.lol nigeria will win.lol. hahahaha. great. wish u guys luck

p.s:did one of the gus actually scratch his nuts?lol