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Disney awka abi?

Thank God I have families in benin republic...if gbege start, na visa free all the way...make I even go clean my grandfather canoe sef in case I hear........

Clemzy16: are good are you with your grammer?

He without sin, cast d first stone....RIP English!!!

C her python head...she b like person wey wan do dat mortal combat move,"come over here"

Na their fadas dem want make he read this story abi? Allahu akbar any ways

negbenebor: If APGA + CPC + ANPP + ACN = APC
and EFCC + ICPC + NPF + GEJ + JEGA = PDP,
Find,
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove that: PDP > APC.
(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA is constant what is the value of PDP?
(b) If Tinubu and Buhari remains constant and Okorocha varies, what is the coefficient value of Okorocha in APC?
(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube root of r...

Na ur papa supposed answer diz queshion oh

negbenebor: If APGA + CPC + ANPP + ACN = APC
and EFCC + ICPC + NPF + GEJ + JEGA = PDP,
Find,
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove that: PDP > APC.
(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA is constant what is the value of PDP?
(b) If Tinubu and Buhari remains constant and Okorocha varies, what is the coefficient value of Okorocha in APC?
(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube root of r...

Na ur ppa supposed answer diz queshion oh

Is he being prosecuted bcuz he is worwor? I don't get it

Blackgold09: Or na new ti[size=8pt][/size]n? CNN Radio without wire

E b like say una dey the same league

Diz should b her 2nd legitimate child. Kafayat don drop 1 wen she was in d street...u can make more research about diz

Mr Aboki: I just wanna bend her over and spank her, pull her hair and have her call me daddy...

Aboki u don shine my shoes 2day? With dat ur uncercumcised preek wey d co.ck b like python head

Why is does the groom look like Fashola that always looks like someone who smells sh.i.t all d time?

nickz: I'm itching for that collabo with john legend bro

U go wait sotay u go grow green bear bear for ur blockos

eddiebruk: Abeg bros no vex, i wan ask you something...which one be Naturalise, ...? (Nationalize gi ni kon Naturalise..?)

Nationalise is to make something government oriented while naturalise is based on being a citizen of another country other than ur native country not by birth.

Wetin dey sexy about diz woman sef? C as her face round like FIFA ball. According to one of my yoruba friends, him go say the babe looks "hold"

If tears could form staircases straight to heaven, nothing would stop me from bringing u back. How I wish I was still on d island with u guys, God knows I would have personally dragged u away from Cratos knowing fully well what was at stake. I will use our pic below to remember u always, our producer, singer, rapper, MC and above all, entertainer. Stanley Eteimo a.k.a M-Lee (Master Lee.) R.I.P

Ashlamzee: Hmm mine i do luv bt none of them loved me back,even right now i'm in pains because my guy hate me he dnt even wnt to see me,can anybody help me out?

Baby, I wanna b there for u

So diz guy get diz kai hippy wife but he still no wan let all doz Abuja babe rest. Abeg no go contaminate diz babe oh

[quote author=I.am.sadiq]Nairaland would say no abuse buh this christians are fund of insultive words,if yu are relating sme1's mistake to his religion then it means christianity nd d bible really support homosexuality,hmm mehn religion of gays nd lesbians nawa oO[/quote]From ur name, Sad-di.c.k

Isiterere: There is absolutely nothing wrong in what he did.
He's an umpire,so is allowed.
What if he's tensed to use the loo,won't he took the same break ?

My mum still has one more brighter grammar text book left in her book store shelf or Ikpeba, is that u?

Allahu akbar.....nothing we no go c all in d name of Islam

Dat boxers no b made in china....d gu buy am for Asuani (bend down select) branch market for China there...if dat boxers na made in China, na full time safe landing nai that chinko man go experience oh

Wetin b all diz wan na? But wait oh!!! Why him come rap himself like mummy? Abi na mummy part 3 audition him go for?

Which kai igbobi sign-board diz one dey put for legs all d time? If diz wan march person for club with diz kai calamity....ur cripple no go get part 2 oh!!!

Diz she-male again with her python head

masterpiecer: That's not how to spell urhobo

That's not how to spell urhobo

Go use d spelling collect money 4 bank na.....Nigerians and spell checking even for language name sef!!!! Smhfu!!

Temptee101: YEAH!! Those oval-shaped and sharpened pointing direct and upwards

Baba u know what's up die!!!

Pls if this is to happen, we don't want to c bobbies that have low self esteem oh bcuz Nigeria as a nation has enough fallen heroes We need to c confident ones wey b like aeroplane front....this is the time for Imo girls to market their selves to the rest of the world bcuz foreign direct investment could b attracted pls age within the range of 18-25

pro01: If Ngige contests on the platform of UNPP or Justice Party. . . or any other unknown party for that matter, no problem. However, if he will brandish the ewedu broom of the ACN, then it is a CAPITAL NO!!! Apart from the envious and tribalistic ofemmanuness of the party that has insulted and continues ro insult the sensibilities of Igbo people living in Lagos, it is unthinkable and unacceptable for the party's cocaine-snorting, frog-eyed god - Tinubu - to extend his greedy Alpha Beta hands into Anambra State. TUFIAKWA!!!

If Ngige has the best interest of Anambrarians at heart, he would dissociate himself from that party.

Ur mouth bad no b small

samuelkaykay: Later some political chameonic mumuaturu will flood Nairaland to jubilate the victory of Mr stubborn Amaechi over Mr Jangluck,forgetting the diffentiation of equilibral matrices of Nigeria politics as regards to statistical geometric surd of 2015 which is prime factor of cummulative histogram.

Are u suffering from Obahiagbonomia? Ur brain must be grammatically enshrined

yemi2plus2: Let it be noted that at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum,we have asseverated for the upteenth time, that the convocation of a sovereign national conference for purposesof interrogating the odoriferous vaudeville of our national jeremiad, remains the only potentand efficaciously utilitarian paspartou out of our cascading national sirocco but alas,disdain complacency to say the least and at best Olympian pococuranteismand the tedium of prescriptive poco a poco is what we have been greeted with by intellectual philistines,hig h priests of a prebendal state and their opprobrious agents...LOOK AM NOW?If this is indeed true,many more may follow and this deposits me in a state of heebie jeebies.

Hon patrick Obahiagbon must be a basta-rd for being ur role model