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32? No way!!! Banky wey don c many christmas, count many calendars nai dey claim 32. This Christopher Ohenhen mate, dat naija ex-super eagles player wey poverty wan wound

[quote author=tayo_ast]As far as the date goes, THIS IS A BIG LIE.

Chelsea have a game one Saturday 30th March and another on Monday 1st April.

How exactly do you expect Mikel to attend any 'introduction' party?

Lazy journalism![/quote]They will use Mikel's picture frame in his absence....that's how its done in Igbo land

Akshow: Since when did Nigerians started having bridal showers? God pls free my people from mental slavery

U never get tired of "gbagauning?" When did Nigerians "started?" GEJ, please restore our education before the likes of this will make us join Achebe quick!!!

Airforce1: Who is prof chinua achebe please?

Hey, why are you like this? You have been spamming this thread...don't you have something better to get your low life of a personality doing? Here is your answer. Albert Chinua Achebe was a renowned novelist and writer your father and his generations after, would never match 1/10th of his achievements. Mark my words....its not a curse, I'm only stating the obvious, pig!!!!

IYA NGBALI: must you use english to express your feelings?can't you use pidgin english?what is ”what a lose?”Instead of wasting your time here I will advice you to go back to school.

My sista, diz tiyauuuun wey don dey 2much 4 NL....e don make my malaria come back

I didn't know Freestyle from defunct Trybes Men is Oyedepo's son in-law.....happy for them though

chachacorner: Okay now, just when I was thinking that Charlyboy was alone in his eccentric style of dressing, here he is with his daughter.. Lovely huh?
https://chachacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlyboy-daughter-chachacorner.jpg
http://chachacorner.com/its-in-the-family-charlyboy-and-his-daughter-photos/

Diz charlie boy sef...e go just dey wear wrestling belt sef...abi him wan collect heavy weight title for hulk hogan hand? see him shoes like igbobi medical hospital sign board...diz guy na real igbo man...him no say dat shoe sow go last am for another 16yrs

alala dakosta: his he standing on something or that something his standing on is a shoe?whatever its #WACK#

"His" he? Outcome of Nigeria's failed educational system

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]He couldnt have dressed better for his own mother's anniversary? smh

Looking like a short thuggish turtle [/quote]D guy looks like Donatello in Ninja turtle

mysticgal: my dad said in his own time alawee was #200.orozo technical college abuja,i can imagine how they coped.

Do u know anything about purchasing power parity, d future value of money in it present amount over a period of years, nominal value of money and real value? So baby girl, don't be surprised, Economics can handle that for u.

Jesuspikin87: My Sister In Iseyin Camp, Oyo State confirmed it.

I guess d payment starts 2mrrow, get us posted if its true.....I'm currently serving in Ibadan and will be going 2 camp next week to pick corpers posted to our local govt.

mysticgal: abeg what is the meaning of otondo,yes am a learner,although from what i know otondo means mumu.help me out.

Otondo means a fresh corper who is so naïve about the NYSC system

sheyie2007: Okpe! They're not submitting exam papers.. its a summit * s u m m i t * SUMMIT

No mind d guy....him don too write exams tire...lol

nikkypearl: u don't av a point!wot do u av 2say bou d school gurls avin crush on male Teachers?mind u,if u av ever taught in a school,u wil knw dat greater % of schools don't allow indecent dressing!abeg,if u don't av anyfin reasonable 2say,gerrout nd stop quoting sum1 else's reasonable post!

Lol!!! Need I say u r a lil bit temperamental? Babe calm down.....though I'm a batch B corp member posted to an all boys school, I would say its not right 4 corp members to stoop so low therefore degrading themselves to those sweat smelling male students and highly odourous underwear female students too....this is just my point.

Black Peni5: If bill gates did not cancel the trip, then I'm sure its the trip that cancelled Bill Gates

Black Penis u b fool 4 crackin me up with ur comment.....hahahahahaha!!! Indeed u r not a product of same sex like Abati

eastOFwest: One has to question the relationship between Annie and Akpabio. I've seen things in Nigeria! U sure day "uncle G" no dey follow shine the Congo?

Guy, u just took d right word outta my mouth....lol! Shining Congo has been d order of d day by these our dishonoring Governors. When an SUV jeep is being given to a female celebrity by a sitting governor, just know that Congo has or must be shone....be it Brazaville or Democratic Republic

jutino: haters whts ur problem if her face burn,abeg gerrout joor with ur bance face..

What do u mean now? U mean say d guy look like dat Burkina Faso player wey b like person wey swallow 16 agama lizard?

Nosyke: Firstly, Its AWFUL
Secondly, its NOTICE

Now tell me thank you

Don't mind him.....his English writing is awful and yours too, he was correct on the "awful"

dopeJemi: Her Face burn?


She aint dat pretty

She play with Por-tor por-tor

Why dis idiot wan dey form Steven wonder inside shady room?

Jadela: Gbagaun!!!

U b fool na to dey look 4 gbagaun nai u sabi

Inik: That article was written when Abati was playing for Masses Fc, now he is one of the supporting strikers for Aso rock Fc so his tune will definitely change.

Just like Robin Van Persie who is singing another song

Does it mean that any of these guys can vie for any political office having granted a state pardon?

The Okoye brodas in d news......not again

Why Iyanya dey bend hand like say him get stroke? :/

RedBenson: Tuface couldnt afford to loose her because of her special ways of preparing sumptous meals for his tommy. Have u forgotten Afang soup and Edikang Ikong?

Akwa Ibom Isong ho!
Those of u wey say na kate henshaw be that, when last una go eyes check up?

I can see some peeps don't still know when to use the word "lose" shey Annie na rope wey 2face no fit loose again......smh!!!

ibitomisi: what a hell!! this world we are leaving is becoming terrifying day and night.

Is it that u r leaving d world to another world? :/

Boll2010: dia is more to rap dan rhymes....wen did u started d rap game I gez of late..u wnt b able to gv me 10 gr8 rap artist wu as bein in d game

When did u started? U have got more punchlines in grammatical blunders

C as Jonathan resemble person wey swallow 67 (lizards) alangba

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]The Turkish Referee should be Jailed and Sodomizzed By 47 Hiv Positive Palestine Muslims while Castrated by the Teeth of a 84 year old English Woman while suffocated by Didier Drogba's Disgusting Permed Hair.

Worst Red Card Ever...[/quote]This guy should be shown Yaba left....how can a human being with his right senses come up with this harsh and inhumanly suggestion....should someone prescribe Dr Ikpironron of Yaba left to this man before only him go use mop, mop d whole of river niger dry

ItsModella: would have been hot if those pants were not too damn long

From what I observed in dis pic is that she looks like someone that didn't brush b4 leaving her house :/

tolukatey: I'm sori about d feeling she's implanted in U buh fink she's going tru lot(s) cos sum1 in right n normal senses shldn't portray dis kinda xter. Y not try call her wt anoda line n c if she'll answer U fyn if not, I guess she's been in a serious relationship b4 U helpd her wt d job buh was jes playing along wt U all in d name of getting d job n tinking U might wanna ask her out and so, decided 2 lockup. Man, I bet U if U can help me wt dis kinda job ehn, I'l everly b indebted to U. Jes try me, ao do I get my CV across 2 U pls?

R u dat desperate? Don't make promises u may never fulfill....u might just be a victim of use and dump.