₦airaland Forum

ConcNiggress56:
This is a mere cover-up to your disrespect to womanhood..

Why didn't you choose your mama or your sister in their stead to prove your point.??

I no blame you, i blame those poverty-soaked like ocean dogs.. Good riddance to bad rubbish

I dey vex

Princewilla:
According to the photos posted on his Instagram handle @dadaboyehiz

The photo was captioned #Prettymikechallenge
It seems that will be the new trend!

mulante:
1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled (or not)
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I repeated 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back to reading the comments

BleSSedMee:
Hmmmm. So she finally came down from the high horse.

Nice move Tonto. Good you now know you can't judge someone until you walk in their shoes.

But come o Sister... I'm hearing something o. Hope it ain't true.

AdoraAmadi:
Kemi Olunloyo has blasted Governor Ambode for arresting Pretty Mike earlier on today. Read below:

I have lost all respect for Governor Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos state and urge every Lagosian NEVER TO VOTE FOR HIM IN 2019.

These politicians are so manipulative that they feel they can control we the masses and censor us. There is a freedom of speech and freedom of expression clause in the Nigerian constitution just like the US First amendment that I'm used to.

@prettymikeclubuno displayed his freedom of expression by leashing his girls to his public events and appearances. The ladies NEVER complained. Did the governor have to order his arrest??

He did NOT dehumanize them. If there is such a law against dehumanization of citizens in the state, how come citizens are doused with petrol and killed after stealing in public?

Gov Ambode, how come movie maker Seun Egbegbe was dehumanized at Computer Village after allegedly stealing iphones? How come u allow vigilante justice in your state and have never addressed the police absence issue allowing citizens to freely dehumanize others.
A club owner uses a foreign style seen on catwalks, MTV and award shows and u immediately order his arrest and ask him to sign a fake anticonstitutional document.

IT IS SIMPLY UNFAIR, ABUSE OF POWER AND AGAINST THE LAW. I leashed my three children in the United States as they could dart into traffic and one kid once went missing for 4 hours in a mall as a toddler.

With the rate of ritualistic gbomogbomo kid-nappers in Lagos and other states, parents will start leashing their young kids in crowded markets an old thing abroad.

You forcefully want Lagos to be modern but still selective. Are u gonna start arresting parents too and seizing the kids? Did ur government disclose the investigation to the public?

We journalists deserve to know what Mike's ladies had to say. Mr Governor u acted like an illiterate. Ignorance does not EXCUSE STUPIDITY.

#madamhnn
#KemiOlunloyo
#socialcritic
Journalist/Pharmacist/PR Specialist
CEO @HNNAFRICA


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/kemi-olunloyo-blasts-governor-ambode-pretty-mike-arrest.html

lalasticlala

exlinkleads:
Point Magazine is at it again. Popular Nollywood comic actor, Odira Nwobu and Miss VAL Anambra 2015 winner, Lady Ambrel, have both stripped unclad in a controversial photo for Point TV Magazine’s latest edition.

The magazine which is been sold across the African continents, was launched this December as the new edition is already selling fast in newsstands across the country.

So people without 4 packs can still model? so who needs 4 packs?

More pics below


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/01/see-semi-nude-model-nollywood-actor.html

IamMissMarvel:
They should arrest the lady dogs too.

sarrki:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/ohanaeze-ndigbo-appeals-buhari-nnamdi-kanu/

TrapQueen77:
U can go and ask the pharmacist... She/he can give a better name of laxative u really needed.. Juz tell him/her.. U we're been constipated for 4-6days now... And u really a good laxative..

mack111:
The World Bank has predicted that Nigeria will get out of recession and grow its Gross Domestic Product by one per cent this year after plunging into its worst recession in over two decades.

The bank said in a statement on Wednesday, “Sub-Saharan African growth is expected to pick up modestly to 2.9 per cent in 2017 as the region continues to adjust to lower commodity prices.

“Growth in South Africa and oil exporters is expected to be weaker, while growth in economies that are not natural-resource intensive should remain robust.

“Growth in South Africa is expected to edge up to a 1.1 per cent pace this year. Nigeria is forecast to rebound from recession and grow at a 1 per cent pace. Angola is projected to expand at a 1.2 per cent pace.”

The World Bank’s January 2017 Global Economic Prospects report also projected that growth in the advanced economies would edge up to 1.8 per cent in the current year.

It stated that fiscal stimulus in major economies, particularly in the United States, could generate faster domestic and global growth than projected, although rising trade protection could have adverse effects.

Growth in emerging market and developing economies as a whole should pick up to 4.2 per cent this year from 3.4 per cent in the year just ended amid modestly rising commodity prices, the bank stated.

Emerging market and developing economy commodity exporters are expected to expand by 2.3 per cent in 2017 after an almost negligible 0.3 per cent pace in 2016 as commodity prices gradually recover and as Russia and Brazil resume growing after recessions.

It, however, added that the outlook was clouded by uncertainty about policy direction in major economies.

Commenting on the report, the President, World Bank Group, Jim Yong Kim, stated, “After years of disappointing global growth, we are encouraged to see stronger economic prospects on the horizon.

“Now is the time to take advantage of this momentum and increase investments in infrastructure and people. This is vital to accelerating the sustainable and inclusive economic growth required to end extreme poverty.”

The report noted the worrisome recent weakening of investment growth in the emerging markets and developing economies, which account for one-third of the global GDP and about three quarter of the world’s population and the poor.

The World Bank’s Chief Economist, Paul Romer, said “We can help governments offer the private sector more opportunities to invest with confidence that the new capital it produces can plug into the infrastructure of global connectivity.

“Without new streets, the private sector has no incentive to invest in the physical capital of new buildings. Without new work space connected to new living space, the billions of people who want to join the modern economy will lose the chance to invest in the human capital that comes from learning on the job.”

Source: Punch Nigeria.

TrapQueen77:
Laxative is a medicine u need for ur friend

TrapQueen77:
Give him Laxative as a juice

TrapQueen77:



Lemme say it on my own dialect... SUS MARYOSEP!!

What kind of package he was trying to show?

FlirtyKaren:
Earlier on today, a video of a man cursing out family members who squander monies sent home by relations living abroad for projects trended. You also need to read this story shared by Munira about a Nigerian man who's living that reality right now.

This guy's father squandered the money his son sent from abroad for a house and had the guts to send him fake pictures while he was away. Not until the young man returned and met the shock of his life. Quite depressing.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/depressing-story-of-nigerian-dad-who.html

mcyemite:
This is a real life story of a friend, shes desperate and needs mature advice.


I am engaged to be married by Christmas. My relationship is 8 months old and all has been rosy and perfect but there is an issue that does not seem right.

Ever since our relationship became sexual, I found out that my man is obsessed with blow jobs. I thought it was an occasional thing but he keeps insisting on getting one before we make love.

I spent last weekend in his house and I decided to confront him when he started insisting that I must blow him again on Saturday morning before we make love. We came home around 2am from a night out in town and I was tipsy and tired. I told him that I was too down to blow him but that he can make love if he so wishes. He simply rolled over and slept off. When I asked him in the morning why he acted that way, he confessed to me that he can’t have an erection if he is not sucked. I thought it was a joke, I calmed him down and tried to dissuade him from that mindset. I decided to prove him wrong.

I did a strip tease, I wore a sexy cloth, I even downloaded porn which  we watched together yet no show. He told me again that he knows himself better that I should suck him and watch his erection come around. so I did and as a matter of fact it worked immediately. I don’t understand the whole thing. Please is this what I will cope with all my life? I love him but sucking dick for ever is not what I bargained for.

Pls serious advice is needed maybe she should go on or switch grounds..

Mobinatric:
CHAI .......


After I hammer my wife pussy finish, with some lovely oral kpomo chopping of the clitoris

Na like say I carry the whole lasgidi for head
Them no born am well, na sleep she always sleep cos of d hard knacking

Its always a smile and thank you note

You are the best, she says

Kolababe:
See earlier thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3566079/sephora-ikalaba-crowned-miss-helsinki


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/nigerian-woman-sparks-outrage-in.html

metronaija:
The trial of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu was not devoid of drama. On arrival at the Federal High Court Abuja, the IPOB leader stubbornly refused the directive of Prison officials that he should go to the courtroom through an entrance usually used by judges. During the altercation, Kanu used his handcuffed hands to repeatedly hit the warders who struggled to restrain him. Another photo after the cut...

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/01/photos-ipob-leader-nnamdi-kanu.html

FlirtyKaren:
A woman slapped her husband today at the Lagos state University Teaching Hospital after seeing a nude photo on his phone.

Do you think what this wife did was wrong?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/08/woman-slaps-husband-at-luth-car-park.html

AngelSweetLips:
First of all I'm woman and if there is a law that governs everything in this world then love isn't an exception.

Gullible is when you don't think for yourself and you follow the crowd screaming "all men cheat"

The op may not stop a cheating man from cheating but it is a guideline to having a healthy relationship.

Juliet11111:
I find nnamdi kanu sexy and cute, with all the power and stuff

chimere66:
Check out the cap Nnamdi Kanu and his partners in alleged treason wore today in court

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/see-cap-ipob-leader-nnamdi-kanu-wore-in.html?m=1

Vidamia:
Why didn't ipod fight for biafra during gej tenure

Klington:
do have to quote the whole thread just to type trash

vodutive:
I bet you nobody comes, nobody takes them seriously. these people are fond of propaganda and making noise. Uk is on their side, now uk is trying to kill Kanu. Trump is coming for offors burial and will make a statement pro biafra etc etc. These people are jobless illiterates.

KingstonDome:
The Indigenous People of Biafra have said that foreign and international observers would today storm Abuja, the capital city of Nigeria for the trial of their leader, Nnamdi Kanu.

They said this I'm a statement released. The statement read: "The indigenous people of Biafra IPOB worldwide and it’s leadership want to use this opportunity to inform Biafrans, friends of Biafra and lovers of freedom all over the world that the court case on the 10th January 2017 in Abuja between our leader and the prophet of our time Mazi Nnamd Kanu and the Federal Government of Nigeria will be monitored by international observers.

” The groups that will be on ground in Abuja to monitor the events in the court that day will be International Human Rights Groups, Int’l Media organisations and other foreign observers who will storm Abuja for this case that has caught the attention of the world. ”

All Indigenous People of Biafra family members are expected to be in Abuja on that day 10th of January 2017. This is to let the world know how formidable and resolute we are towards ensuring that justice is done in the case of our leader and to remind the world that the restoration of our God given nation called Biafra is irreversible and on course. ”

Therefore, we are expecting the entire members of the Indigenous people of Biafra (IPOB) and Biafrans that resides around Abuja and it’s environs to be in court on that faithful day in Abuja to witness the court proceedings of the case between our leader and Muhammadu Buhari.

The world must know that the presiding judge Binta Nyako is from the same town as Buhari. She is Fulani and a practicing Muslim. ”

We also expect Nigeria media companies, both electronic and print media outfits, traders, artisans, drivers and reputable human rights organisations in Nigeria and other African countries to come and monitor the court sitting in Abuja. ”

That day we shall be waiting for the imported masquerades from Ghana and Cameroon to appear as Buhari witnesses against our leader Mazi Nnamdi Kanu will be exposed by the international observers, international media outfits and the international human rights organisations designated to monitor Nyako Binta with her secret trial pattern on the said date.”


[url]kingstondome..com.ng/2017/01/international-observers-to-monitor.html?m=1[/url]

itsop:
An unnamed young man who has been
described as an amateur kisser has broken the
internet after romancing his lover at a public
event.

The man has been accused of a calculated
attempt to actually swallow his partner with
force as her lips were immersed in his mouth.
The location of the romance has come under
questioning.

Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/ibadan-couple-breaks-internet-with.html?m=0

Cc lalasticlala fynestboi ishilove ijebabe missyb3

jesusson22:
As shared by a social media user, read below:
"A Customer's Report: This chic you see here is a University graduate. Her Queen's English was mind blowing. The way she handled selling her moimoi ehhhh?! I had to buy more than I came for. Her customer service was. I felt like I was in a 5 star restaurant. Talk about selling moimoi with class. Some people may look down on her, but this chic could go home daily with nothing less than 20k profit. Multiply that by 6 days a week and 28 days a month. some of you corporate guys don't earn that as salary."



http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/viral-photo-of-university-graduate.html?m=1

BeeBeeOoh:
A Nigerian drug peddler, John Okoro, who had served a prison term and was a few hours from being deported has made a daring escape from the Anti-Narcotics Cell’s custody. In case you missed the earlier thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3554614/nigerian-drug-peddler-escapes-indian



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/219895-nigerian-drug-convict-escaped-indian-custody-rearrested.html

Whynotthetruth:
Mr hawk...you have NOTHING to say...bye