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Chai!
See 'deft' Uppercut to the jaw!
You are definitely a wicked person, to have done it so "cool-ly"


Lastpage!

*softwork*

Whynotthetruth:
Drop the facts here plzzzz ...thanks in anticipation

ok.i won't spend my time to convince u cos i am very selective in discussion. stick to ur Belief.

SirJeffry:
Oversize clothes! Must they keep disgracing this country abroad

i agree with u I guess he should have worn some red wrapper around his waist, a brown singlet, brown aba slippers, red cap with guinea fowl feather stuck on it, and some kinda trashy looking hand fan. *lmao*

MrJonzer:
Had sex on the staircase (heard someone say that, I dunno Abt this)

Had sex on the beach

Had sex in the car

Had sex in the office

Had sex......

I just got high like I hit that right joint. I got high on the right hand side of high, then I wanted activity. I decided to take a stroll down my street. Walking down actually feeling like my feet was above the ground, yeah! I was floating! Have u floated? Do you wanna float? At this point I don't know wah I'm typing anymore...if you don't give a Bleep don't post shit here! This is actually my first post here.

#gibberish

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in my boss office

Estharfabian:


Well, those girls are probably Poor, Stùpid, Dumb, foolish or psychologically imbalanced. and I think there's something irky about you that attracts you to those species of fücktards. as the phrase goes, Disgusting foods attract plenty flies.



Like living in Banana land is Now a benchmark for Immortality? Biko, Check yourself. You're probably the cause. 'Coz I don't see why Crackheads would wanna sleep with A dunderhead simply because he lives in some Boring, Overrated location.

e pain am

Whynotthetruth:
Who's the rich here? Buhari, a 150 herds owner & retired soldier cum head of state? or Jonathan the lecturer cum director of federal agency cum deputy governor, governor, vice president and president? or Aisha Buhari the hairdresser cum 1st lady for 2years or Patience Jonathan the permanent secretary, and active politician cum 1st lady for 16years? Who should be richer between the two to justify their lifestyle?

Remember, our NNPC $4.2billion unaccounted by Buhari in mere 6 months...

you are thinking based on emotions and Uncomplete fact.

sixtuschimere:
As shared by Chukwudi......

'She had her traditional and white wedding on Monday 2nd of January.

The new couple were excited for the future and can't wait to start life together.

On 5th of January on their way back to Lagos , 3 days after their marriage rites, the couple were involved in an accident with their car and the groom died at the spot.

The bride Onyeagba Cynthia Chy made it alive but she is currently hospitalized and in deep agony.

There are things I don't understand about life and why God allows something like this to happen but I have learned in my walk with him that the foolishness of God is greater than the wisdom of men.

My sister Cynthia, this is a sad phase in your life, be sure of this, God got your back Inugo

Cry no more! Your happiness shall be permanent.

May the soul of the deceased RIP, Amen'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/man-dies-in-fatal-accident-3-days-after.html?m=1

im no big fan of igbos but this is just too sad. I suspect his village witches who came to his wedding

Whynotthetruth:
They are still studying Buhari's dexterity in using 270 million to cut grass in a desert

they should keep studying oh and while they are at it. they should keep it at the back of their mind that the rich can never live as a pauper

BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/219855-nnpc-first-bank-react-seizure-153-3-million-diezani-money.html

where are the flat headed nairaland lawyers to defend?

tapread:
Is this recession? will change begin from Aso Rock?

Facebook user, Sen Ajayi Oluwole Victor wrote :




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1216069525134104&id=100001932041761



See earlier thread where the daughter talked about Hunger https://www.nairaland.com/3495141/moremi-ojudu-im-hungry-too

can 500k really start an eatry business?

PapiNigga:
Read what she wrote on her social media page:
"My boo, my heart, my baby, my life, my something, my everything, I love you so much, the love is deep kisses"


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/naija-lady-gushes-on-her-trump-like.html?m=1

of course he's ur everything he's giving u everything u couldn't have worked for while being lazy in ur village. *rolls eyes *

ThinkSmarter:
Aisha, wife of President Muhammadu Buhari has claimed that she feeds her children with her personal money.
She said that the State House, Abuja catered for her welfare only when it was necessary.
According to Aisha, she had not been accorded the official privileges given to her predecessors as the Fist Lady of the country.
Mrs. Buhari’s claims, contained in a rejoinder by her media aide, Adebisi Ajayi on Friday were consequent upon accusation of abuse of privileges at Nigerian High Commission in London leveled against her by Sahara Reporters, an online media apparently on her trip to the United Kingdom recently.
Mrs. Buhari therefore challenged the online reporters to show evidence of their report to disproof her claims.
The rejoinder read thus: “The attention of the Wife of the President, Hajia Aisha Buhari has been drawn to a report in Sahara Reporters where, she was amongst other things accused of abuse of privileges at Nigerian High Commission in London.
“It is not in her interest to join issues with anyone or defend others mentioned in the report, it is however paramount to put the record in proper perspectives as its concern her trips to UK vis-à-vis the Nigerian High Commission in London.
“Aisha Buhari has never traveled to London with a large entourage as was carried in the report. The highest number of people on a trip involves her three kids, ADC, and her personal physician.
“The Nigerian Commission in London has never offered any favor either monetarily or materially to her or her so called entourage on any of her trips to London.
“The state house in Abuja caters for her meal when necessary, and other healthy food or variety needed by her children are her personal responsibility.
“It is on record that the Nigerian Commission in London does not receive Aisha Buhari at the airport with any official distinction or privileges as was accorded other first ladies before her
“Her drivers are privately arranged without any recourse to the embassy for staff.
“She has never complained or raised dust about any of these acts by the High Commission because of the understanding, as clearly spelt out and practiced by her husband, that public office must be separated from the private lives of the occupants.
“She has always been an advocate of good governance where officials of government are responsive and appealing to their constituents, it therefore baffles the imagination that one could believe she would corroborate with any government official however highly placed either at home or abroad to shortchange the Nigerian people.
“These records are not hidden for a non-mischievous reporter who really intends to inform the people and not to disparage the family of the President just to add weight to a report.
“Aisha Buhari would have ignored this, like all of such baseless accusations, but the angle to which the report was presented has a corruption and abuse of privileges connotation which negates the fundamental principle upon which this administration thrives.
“Consequently, Sahara reporter or any of the embassy staff is hereby challenged to provide any concrete evidence either in hard or soft copy to contradict Aisha’s Buhari’s position as it concerns her trips to London.
http://dailypost.ng/2017/01/07/feed-children-personal-money-despite-living-aso-rock-aisha-buhari/

different women with different sense

yarimo:
May God bless GEJ

God has blessed him finish. lmao

DONSMITH123:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/01/06/buhari-british-govt-secretly-kill-nnamdi-kanu-non-traceable-poison-ipob-alleges/

i don't understand why do these ipob behave and rant like psychiatric patients

Mikylopez:
truth be told she needs her weavs back.... she doesn't lool good without dem

so u mean she has being deceiving us??

gudlukin1:
Thank To God I Made It To The Final Rejoice With Me My Brothers And Sweet Sisters.

congratulations.just make us proud and earn that camouflage your are wearing

gistparrot:
Hahahaha! Ok seriously, I need honesty here. On your traditional wedding day, your wife’s ex pulls this dollar spreading stunt in front of you, what will you do?


> http://www.mokgist.com/if-your-wifes-ex-did-this-on-your-wedding-day-what-will-you-do/

i will let him spray enough and have my bouncers THROW him out

Mustiboy:
As for me o. I'd become a runs girl for that day and sex with the nobles in the city. With that, I would have made a lot of money. Then continue my life as a guy the following day

i wouldn't accept for anything. their life's don't interest me

MrsMurphy:
This is the true definition of what mainly African women go through

its true and hypocritical. cos women and men go through more than this.she should stop living among illitrates

MilesLamar:
Our Igbo sisters ain't cheap..

they aren't cheap. they are outrageous

ebosie11:
Nigerian musician Wizkid met with 11-yr old Naomi Peller who has already started her music career.Shina Peller shared the news and thanked Wizkid for the support he offered Naomi in her music career.

See photos of the moment they met below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/wizkid-meets-11-yr-old-musician-naomi.html?m=1

this is it. Nigeria is going down. when did an 11 yr old build a scientific drone last in Nigeria we don't need this from future generations

Quintessential1:
It's all in your head, I tell you.

then leave it there

Kingbuhari:
and do i tell you I give a Bleep about Nigeria ?

then go hug transformer if u can't disappear off it

RandomHero:
Hello, Miss-lowkey- brownhawk 's - StepAunty. Calm down.

shes talking trash as if she knows the closeness between my step aunt and me. we are pretty close and each others favorite and very genuine friends

RandomHero:
Hello, Miss-lowkey- brownhawk 's - StepAunty. Calm down.

dont mind her she's just being sentimental. which I don't give a Bleep.

Kingbuhari:
Nigeria is not worth dying for

do u know what makes up "Nigeria". it is the people on the "Nigerian soil".since u and ur family live on the "Nigerian soil "it means u are not worth dying for

Evans1111:
It's you? And all this time I've been thinking it's me.

ah no. she only told me u said she's the most pretty in p
osun but I told her she's the most pretty in Nigeria

2SWT:
Who deceived her?

i confess. it's me

Janetessy:




Everybody should be given the N5k cos the recession is a general elective course NOW

i smell greed.

Quintessential1:
You're not and will never be. She was stupid once. She's past that, but you're obviously still stuck in that time.

you talk as if u know the lady I'm talking about but suit urself

Quintessential1:
Respect and love! You just wish!

no u wish. I'm everything her husband is not

Idamond:
Can you leave with your sister in a room and still share the same bed and bathroom for years without been tempt every morning when she goes to bath with towel even at night when she will tie only wrapper to sleep on at same bed with you..

not my sister but I remember those days I used to bang my step aunty before she got married. till now I still see that respect and love in her eyes