₦airaland Forum

CrudeGH: just shut up and face your front, okay? what kind of crap is that? Just leave Ghanaians alone,huh? this is CAF event. what has it got to with Ghana? very soon people like you will start screaming Ghanians like to cause trouble on NL. crap! just enjoy the event and leave Ghanaians alone,huh?

Okay no beef yet, let me face my front. Singing limpopo with my bottle of #Alomo

CrudeGH: what is this with Nigerian obsession with Ghanaians? what do you hope to achieve with such outright provocation? SMH!

OKAY, THEY ARE HERE ALREADY,

I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT IF THE RESULT IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU HATE ANYTHING NIGERIA AND REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

tellwisdom: Abeg which match una dey watch?? ...who dey lead??

Chelsea vs Taiti. Olodo

dorange: mehn d dude dat did dat acrobatics stuff @ d begining was crazy....it was awesome

Na ur brain dey delay or ur TV? we've past that place now oga, abi u just won comment

omotenah: sunday oliseh and his igbotic accent what happened to our celebs with oyibo accent

Fine girl but why?

apache77:
u r in trouble bro...kick her asz out....you are not being firm..
my wife, wen we were dating was very refractive- as in very stubborn. i could come to see her and she will tell me get out- boota- it was dat bad. One night wen we had issues, and i was trying to stop her from stomping away in anger, she slapped me. I just held her and didnt even vex. she later put it down to being tipsy. i forgot the issue and just hung in der, swallowing all the shitt she handed down for years.....
till one fateful night in 2009 wen she misbehaved, while we were out.

I descended on her so brutally while a friend was driving us back home, she opened the door of the fast moving car to jump down- it would hav been manslaughter.We had to stop, i beat the hell out of her she crawled under the car and more than two dozen cars had to crowd round us cos people following thought it was a kidnap attempt. That was five years ago.

But since that day, the lose screw in her head tightened back and she has been very pliable, very amenable now. We are married now and no issues- she is the most humble wife you can think of- and i dont threaten her or try to lord over her- no. Just a loving relationship, but she has it at the back of her mind, this her husband can be a beast if he decides to.

She initially never liked my own friends and people around me- just her own people and friends- but now the tide has changed- its more my people around us now and my friends and no one complains- she always has a nice demeanour towards everyone. Matter of fact, as I speak, she is not just in family home, two cities away, but has even followed my mum to our village home- they have a great relationsnhip and I am happy.

This was a very very refractive woman who made our relationship hell- of all of us who dated it was difficult for any one man to get a handle on her, but I have tamed her and we have a wonderful relationship. Infact, right now, she is the one putting in all the effort to make the marriage work while I just cross my legs and watch her in amusement.

I think the single most decisive moment in our relationship was that fateful night 3years into our relationship when i beat the hell out of her- that singular moment turned the tables and told her i was firmly in charge.

You may need your own decisive moment too, to save your marriage...and your sanity, if its not too late already

THE ONLY SENSIBLE COMMENT. @OP KICK HER ASS OUT AND DO A SIM REPLACEMENT, SORRY WIFE

McLuhan: I find this fixation on sex and sexuality rather annoying. Must every discussion on Nairaland be connected to intercourse? The worst of all is that such threads often tend to objectify women and reduce them to mere apparatuses for the satiation of male lust. As a man, I find this portrayal not only demeaning to women but also insulting to those of us who consider our wives equal partners with us. The idea of menstruation on one's wedding night as being some kind of sin or abomination is sexist, chauvinistic, and condescending.

Bros abeg no vex, biko, emabinu, shuoooo, see quarrel

Simplestone: Na now u knw?

Hey welcome to Nairaland, hope am the first to quote you, oya cum let me shw u arnd

Abagworo: The zoning thing is more of a PDP affair and has nothing to do with opposition. I've never read nor heard APC talk about zoning, tribe or religion in any form. All APC is demending for is a free and fair election where the voice of people will count. There was no election in 2011 but allocation of numbers especially in Southeast and Southsouth and everyone knows it. It cannot work in 2015 as it will lead to war or bloodshed.

In Imo State for example PDP is already talking about zoning instead of hunting for likeable successful men and women. That is the reason PDP office holders are unable to perform . They don't believe that votes count and they owe the masses anything.

Please explain that rubbish you wrote there, have you no shame oga, how come your APC members are not thinking of giving their presidential slot to anyone outside Northern Nigeria? Why must power return to North by all means, why not BRF/ROCHAS, OSHIOMOLE/UTOMI must it be a northerner and explain why APC do not give their mandate through election instead they choose to handpick their candidate, as far as those king makers are still in that party, is just another PDP using a new name, infact i prefer PDP becos u r sure of election, no one is sure of having the mandate until after their primaries unlike APC

greatgod2012: Although, I commend their sincerity and restitution but what about other things they've used the certificate to achieve like using it as a criteria to gain admission into higher institutions, as well as using the certificate obtained at the higher institutions to gain employment, are they returning those also?

When are you returning yours?

snuupzilla: Adenuga should do somthing about this.

Btw guys,you can configure ur sim to a US/UK phone number that Make/Receive Call and Sms.
Get the set up at http://usacallsms.com or call 08124042953 or +1 347 565 4938

When your own u.s number is not connection?

IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH GLO.

KINDLY [size=15pt]PORT [/size]TO ANY COMPANY, BUT MAKE SURE SAY U DON GET WHERE YOU DEY GO BEFORE YOU MOVE ELSE, NA SORRY BE YOUR NAME

Elbizzcklinz: from banking act... even if u are inside d bank and d cashier hasn't received d money signed and stamped.... d bank is not liable... also when d cash is being received by the cashier and in d process of counting,.without signing and stamping and robbers attacked... d bank is not liable. The condition Where d bank is liable is when the duty of a cashier has being discharged meaning when the money has being received, signed and stamped.... d bank is liable for damages. In ur case d bank is nt liable.

Very correct, that is the reason, cashiers always count money then arrange and drop it first before they will manage to stamp and sign your deposit slip. and when you also go to withdraw, they first make sure they stamp and sign on your withdrawal booklet and keep pressing what i don't know on thier keyboard before they will release your money, the reason is, at the time they stamp and sign your withdrawal booklet should anything happen the bank will assume that you already made the withdrawal. those banks are thieves.

satowind: Just passing

Why do you keep recycling this photo of yours? is it 500 v neck shirt you are putting on or the 1200 naira dirty jeans that you want people to see, or is everyday your birthday? or you mistake say today no be dec. 12?

My friend, you need to go sit tight for jamb and stop refreshing nairaland front page

KAI DEM DON PASS ME, APPLIEDMATHS WHY YOU NO PASS MY SIDE MAKE YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU DEY GO CLASS NOW?



ANYWAY THANKS AT HOD AND NEW LECTURER, MERRY XMAS YALL ALLTHOUGH THEM DON POSTPONE THE CHRISTMAS FOR MY SIDE WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS THEM RELEASE NEW DATE BY THEN I GO DECLARE FOR THIS THREAD FRONT PAGE

Chineke this people don go tamper with the connection for moon. No wonder i no dey see moon light since three days now.

Ayo abeg moon dey show for una side? I be won charge

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THANK GOD EUROPE DON DEY SALE CITIZENSHIP.

CYPRUS 450,000 DOLLARS

MALTA 680,000 DOLLARS

UK 1.6 MILLIONS DOS.

MAKE THE COUNTRY SCARTER, NA TO GO BUY MY CITIZENSHIP FOR NETHERLAND[/size]

Brokeophobia- fear of been poor.

I sware i fear that thing pass suicide, i rather kill myself than commit suicide sorry to be poor

44: Ermmmm,
D klass don finish? Wia teacher, wia student. Wia Iyenemofe, wat of javascript naw? Wia Code-Eater wen dey urge 4 php naw? Make una continue, make una nor kill ma spirit 4 dis tin o... As Una don dey try b4, I hail una.

guy, So school no dey get holiday abi? my guy do make u vacate that hostel before tomorrow evening, school don close for the yr.

@iyeminofe, Sir abeg where u dey?

Dr2great: i can't spend my hard earn money on any girl.,nor be only me they Bleep them.,most of them are runs girls,dat's what they are

Bro na mouth u dey, u still spend this money on them whether u like it or not

ajayitp04: Check out most of d boys bragging here that dey dnt make nite calls, all of dem do it o. Hw many of u can afford talking 2 ladies for like an hour in d day time on fone? Check dem out very well, majority of dem are even secondary schl boys still dependent on their parents 4 daily bread. U go come here dey form big boy, dey talk like say na ur papa get all d networks. D creator of dis thread sef, nawa o, na by force 2 create thread if u knw say u no get sensible stuffs? Nairaland sef no dey make sense again, since all dis high schl boys don full everywhere. 1s MTN dash dem 10MB like dis 4 loading 100 naira voucher, dem no get work again, na 2 dey scatter nairaland dey go.

Mehn bro, you really poor. I understand ur fraustration, ur profile picx say's so

frm the haircut, to the phone, the jersey, the background of your picx, the earphone, damn, what is that singlet?

mydex93: You urgently need christ boy..dts d major reply I can gv you now..

I was almost gona believe you r diff. until i checked ur profile as in ya picx, lips, eyes


Just saying

ATMC: Well Chima, I do not trade words with handicaps most especially the immature ones...[b]When you get off the wheel chair [/b]in ur profile pix then we can talk . I have been busy handling grown ups on nl that I hardly notice teenagers like yhu who just discovered the word biatch...I just have one advice for you#face your studies, I heard FUTO is starting exam on monday...

Can't stop laughing.

@chima but why you really go sitdown for wheel chair now and ya sleeve also

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Big4wig: with d high rate of population of girls in our economy,u still dey fvck road side punnay?..dude u need Jesus

Bro wake up, they all the same, the only difference is some collect money instata, as in money for hand back for ground, the other's na long term investment. you begin to pay after 3 weeks or 1 month, mean while u must don go club, cinema, and chop onkwobi before she allow u bleep. If you reside in benin and you don't hv a car and you can't pay cab for ur babe to come see u, very sorry bro. another guy don dey bleep her. we dey see am everyday here.

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Quatermaine: And This is the kind of post that will make you wish Mr Seun created the Hate link..

Dont hate my post, if its that bad, plz look for a very strong rope and ur ceiling fan, i guess u knw wht i mean, if tht is too hard, plz look for raw acid. if you cant get that...




MY FRIEND GO AND DIE

kamura: Pls, you guys should forget about weed or rats ooh. . .

Paranormal activities do happen, maybe i should raise up a tread about this or perhabs contribute to this already front paged topic.

May started as follow. . .

About four years ago, i got a two bedroom bungalow. i manage to furnish all the rooms, for i always have around me friends. Sometimes, they spend the weekend in my place.

At a point, it became so alarming. . that when i am at work i would receive calls from my friends, some complained that they experience noise like chatting, sometimes, sound running water from the bathroom. . a few had complained about forces surpressing them in the afternoon sleep.

There was a day, my younger cousin came visiting. . She slept in a seperate. . she ran into my room very late at nite, complaining of laughing-like noise, and a force holding her neck. . . .

*to be continue*

nofin bro, hope you dint bleep her?


I sware she no see notin, by the way why you no finish the story, or you don forget hw dem take write the story for the novel?