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^^All these morafokas, wondering why they keep posting rubbish all over the place

Boss take am easy wit am, emself won belike seun

Neduzze5: I'll need to be able to study on my own cos our lecturer is really slow. Maybe we go fix timetable for here like dem dey do for primary schools. Two times a week should be perfect.
Oga Lecturer what say you?
Course rep, it's a nice idea na?
My fellow students, wetin una think?

Okay noted, i go suggest am for next dept meeting, meanwhile i hope lecturer go see ur suggesion mk em consider am. But wait o why u dey sitdown for back sit now

Appliedmaths.:
Bros I be your boy that year ooo!, hafa you don hear from lecturer? Hope he is fine ooo!, and also hope say him colleagues neva advise am to go on strike ooo . #peace

Heyo, em nearly join those morafuckers bt u knw me na, i go use my grand mama beg am, as soon as she commot there em go resume class

tumababa: Wither u connect to wifi and upgrade without pc or connect to ur pc that is internet enabled and upgrade(u dont need to b connected to wifi on d fone if using pc.

Thnks id gv it a try as soon as i subscribe my modem

Dancing skelewu with my analog computer and at d same time shouting ekale for mr lecturer that is one and only baba iyeminofe.

Wisemenia, i see u for admin this morning dey run follow girl, shei na there dept. Dey?

@dhtml, who see tht one self, e be like e don dropout.

@appliedmaths, shebi u sabi say u be new student this one u dey ask plenty question. This course no be further matths x-y=( 3x+y) mind d way u dey ask question for this class and make u no dey show urself because say u sabi book pass us. Before i forget, u go need borrow me ur ebook mk i add join my own.

@all our remaining lectuers, senior graduates and non academic student i hail una

linearity: You either need WiFi connection or access to a PC that have internet connection plus itune to update the software.

While updating, am i to connect my device 2 my pc using my cable charger or i stil hv to put on wifi netowork on my pc. Also do i need to sign in apple id in itune on my pc? Pls enlighten

linearity: You either need WiFi connection or access to a PC that have internet connection plus itune to update the software.

Thanks bro, u hv any idea on hw to download bbm on my device? Waitin ya respopnse

tumababa: Only ios7. Contact me wen ready

Boss pls i need ur help and to all who can be of help too.

Pls how do i update my ios to 7.0.3, i can see the update on my software update, and where it says "download and instal" is not clickable, its telling me i need a wifi network to be able to update. Pls can you advice me how i wld be able to update my device i do not have a wifi network i used glo for my subscription. My device is ipad 3

Pls am waiting for ur response thanks.

Ijiego: Edo state hv not pay me my september allowee o. Nysc posted me to Edo state, i did relocation to Abuja. So Edo state ought to pay me for d first 3months before Abj wil continue. They paid 2months, and they hv not pay the last month which is september up till now. I dnt hv their number, i dnt know who to call and dnt know wht to do. Anyboby who know wht can be done should pls help me. Thanks

Tell me tori, with this kind your engrish? Abeg na which e skooli u finishi frm self

Mehn the saraki's are very consistent in thier yearly offering/sacrifice. Me think everyone shld emulate this family, if u wont to succeed in life, always be consistent in ur sacrifice, weather na God or deity.






I pity the victims

tunex23: Victor moses really disapoint me, ball way he supos chip . Na wa oo

Chipper, ur size no dey for butt? Why u no go chip am in

ammyluv2002: God pls deliver us from these boys today...if you allow us win this game, I won't miss any church activities this week

I pitty u

Neduzze5: Lolz, even sef, this na money wey you for give our teacher, Iyenimofe at least #2000 make im use subscribe.

As for the Css, I understood it after downloading extra pdf materials from the net on CSS and reading and practicing.
All you need to do is to use the external styling method.
If you need the extra material, just say and I will send it to you but the only problem is that it is not yet complete.

Our dear teacher, don't worry, by God's grace, I will send you recharge card tomorrow in appreciation of the wonderful work you are doing. Just drop your number here. But please can you be a little bit faster cos I want to go and learn javascript and C++

Can you teach Javascript

Guy abeg pass me d lvl, brownlord2flex@yahoo.com

I dey wait

wisemania: Its bin a lng yl...howz evwibady duin....Mr.lecturer sir,code baba,dhtml,brownlord(if hez still in existence), et al....i don miss una gon...anywaz me juz dey len silently.dat advance prt of css dey walo me die(css kon dey hard me sha),,..@cody cn u hlp me wif d .doc format of ebooks on js/jQuery and php,coz d ones i av r all in .pdf format,makin it difficult 4me 2 understand d letters(u shud kw wt i min)...ill be xpectin ur reply..thanks

Guy u won face senate?

Neduzze5: Lolz, even sef, this na money wey you for give our teacher, Iyenimofe at least #2000 make im use subscribe.

As for the Css, I understood it after downloading extra pdf materials from the net on CSS and reading and practicing.
All you need to do is to use the external styling method.
If you need the extra material, just say and I will send it to you but the only problem is that it is not yet complete.

Our dear teacher, don't worry, by God's grace, I will send you recharge card tomorrow in appreciation of the wonderful work you are doing. Just drop your number here. But please can you be a little bit faster cos I want to go and learn javascript and C++

Can you teach Javascript

Abeg pass me the lvl here bros

My heart bleeds, rip my fellow, uve gone ahead. Sleep on bro.

Rip comrade

gabby02: Hmmmm, good morning house, I had a dream last nite, the dreamt I was in school( Eksu ) and the DSA needed 25 more people to add to batch C and my name was put ther and someones own erase, wen I woke up, to find out I was dreaming I was very sad and hoped it was tru......well dat was my dream. And it will com to pass IJIN. If it nt God's plan den BATCH A all the way.

Just continue dreaming may be when u wake up u see urself inside nysc camp come nov.

Anyway bros Joseph, anyone can dream its allowed, may be I shld interpret and tell u d reason for d dream, u where thinkin too much abt nysc that was why u had d dream. Just relax get busy and ya time go show soon

airade: Helppppppp! First of all, I will like to say I appreciate the effort of our selfless teacher, becos he made this forum so simple and easy 4 a beginner like me. But plssssss can sm1 help me wiv css? I learnt html wiving a day(kudos to mr iyenimofe..) But the css.

Its totally confusing! Pls any1 helpppp pls

Thanx in anticipation

The thin dey tire me self, everyday nai I dey go nite class for that course css, the tin dey do me say the course na baba ijebu, anyway na to carry bullet enter exam hall

ojeffo: Disadvantages of using Metrodigital and NTA

You need slap?

Reski2500: Always defending our faith in our team, nevr finishin outside top 4
(consistency)
havin d most entrtainin football in epl,
havin the most youthfl players
who re we?


























We re d GUNNERS!

Like you enjoy lying to urself

Uniquexty: Did u c dat clean goal?

Where is d goal?

ojeffo: Bad game so far...but we are taking all d 3 points
WE ARE ARSENAL...WE ARE D BEST#GUNZBLAZING!!!!

Some hv good but cannot eat, some can eat bt hv no fud.

Arsenal gat gun but cannot shoot

Spread mat




NOT FOR SALE

No be this same team them talk say until dem crown small baby dem no go carry trophy? Abi no be Arsenal dey play so?

As for manure united, my only advice for them, na make dem beg ferguson to help them dey coach moyes anytime dem get match, na relegation dem see so.

Blueeeeeeeeeee abeg make person finish am

Djtm: it is used to stop other elements from "sharing a line" or "hugging" a floated element.

Okay, hw we 100 lvl students go take understand all this things now, abeg make una carry this discussion commot for this class before I call security for una

wisemania: wt r u waitin4,r u waitin 4 a bottle of wine b4 u pay?...i wonder watin lordy dey du 4dis dept sef...he say he b lordy yet dis agahowa juz com join thread dey participate anyhow,even dey yab dhtml yet he neva pay hin dues...lordy i go de-lord u wit immediate alacrity if u no sabi cordinate dis dept wela...*reaches 4 an horsewipe*

Bros na hw u say make I take dey run class rep and my sugar cane bizness now, abi u nor knw say na there I dey get school fees from.

Code, abeg go pay ur dues for busary then change receipt for admin sharpaly, all ths new student when no pass tru jam, no dey lie lie read instruction. I don tire self

Dankarara: So far, i have saved 177k. I used 60k last month to buy bike, sent 17k for my siblings & stil have 100k in my acct. Intend investing it in my biz afta my pop. Home lesson pays!

Pls how do u feed? I wan knw cos I wan knw if na the same nysc we dey do. My alawee no dey last one week, so how far u, hw mch is d alawee that u save 170k?

~Bluetooth:
What is " more fame " when more as used by Banky is an adverb and fame is a noun and not an adjective ? You don't need to get twisted just because you want to impress with your grammar, just be simple and get things done !

PS : An adverb doesn't and can't modify a NOUN. I stand to be corrected though.

Okay after all this rimarol, make your point

I JUST HATE ALL THIS MY DEPARTMENT LECTURER, THEY KEEP FIGHTING OVER STUDENT DUES.

HISS AND GO BACK TO NFA TO CONTINUE MY KPARAGA UNTIL HOD COME.


@CODE AND DHTML, BIKO, EMABINU, MAKE UNA TAKE AM SOFLY SOFLY WETIN MAKE UNA DEY FIGHT NOW, ABI NA MY GRAND MAMA WHEN I PROMISE MR LECTURER UNA DEY EYE? ABEG MAKE UNA RELAX IYEMINOFE DON COLLECT THAT ONE SINCE, I FIT FIND MY GRAND MAMA FRIEND FOR UNA

Okay, have even spent over 300k apart from alawee since i started this service, i no know how people take dey save their own moni, i have to call someone to send me 10k today, anyways cant wait to gerrout of this town, tired of seeing all this motherfucking L.I, Z.I Z10 Q9 and nysc officials.