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Politics › Re: N15bn Approved For Anti-oil Theft Equipment by brownlord: 10:55am On Sep 20, 2013

Can't even say a word, God, who is this Jerry Rawlings, when and where will he help clean up this mess

Father send down our own Rawlings, any name wen e like make em carry, provided e fit do the work

Webmasters › Re: Union Bank Loses Two Billion Naira To Fraudsters...EFCC Steps In by brownlord: 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2013

Useless country, we hv computer gurus, cracking their brain on the internet and yet our police is yet to fight boko haram even when those people post video and make calls frm their hideout, I may be wrong if some of this guys r employed in the sss, police, army and what hv u, I bet u boko haram wld hv bn history, nonsence. Yesterday 100s of militant where sent to uk to learn what I don't know while they are placed on monthly allowance for travelin oversea and constitutin nuisance to their host community. And me when choose to go school go finish nysc go begin roam dey find job.

Make I pass out first, mk I wait no see job, that state go knw weyin dey since na crime sure pass now, afterall my mate die for cult clash for ekpoma, so if I die because say I dey find way forward no yawa

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Politics › Re: PHCN Replaced By Electricity Management Services (EMS) by brownlord: 1:11pm On Sep 11, 2013

Na naming ceremony all ths one dey do, when my beans dey for hot plate and I no see light take cook am finish,

Nebo abi wetin be ur name, common gerrout there go gv me light

Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 1:49pm On Sep 10, 2013

WHISTLING IN CLASS, LECTURER SIR, ABEG PLEASE AM REALLY SORRY FOR BN ABSENT FRM SCHOOL FOR SOME DAYS, I TRAVELED TO THE VILLAGE TO SEE MY VILLAGE PRIEST FOR CLEANSING.

ALL THIS STUPID COURSE MATE, WHEN NO SEE THEIR CLASS REP, UNA NO FIT CALL NOR FIND ME, DHTML EVEN U ABI? NO WORRY EXAM TIME GO COME MAKE U COME DEY FIND HOW YOU WON TAKE SORT LECTURER FOR BETTER GRADE, YOU GO CHOP YOUR EYE.

SIT BACK IN CLASS WITH MY ANALOG COMPUTER.

<HTML>
LEARNING CONTINUE</HTML>

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Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2013

iyenimofe: New post later tonight. Very busy since Monday. @brownlord and @dhtml, no one must make noise oh!

Since i came to this school, i dont even talk in class, even when those our stupid department girls dey try hustle me

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Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2013

dhtml: Okay sir, let me go and read my books, brb

Please borrow me your note

Science/Technology › Re: 5-Yr-Old He Yide Is The Youngest Pilot In The World by brownlord: 3:14pm On Sep 03, 2013

THEM DEY CRASE, I WAS 9 MONTHS OLD WHEN I STARTED FLYING KIT AND PANASONIC JET, AT AGE 2 I DON DEY USE MOUTH DRIVE CAR FROM BENIN TO ABUJA, SO KINI BIGDI

FOR THE FIRST TIME, LET ME JOIN THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

#END TIME THINGS#

Science/Technology › Re: 5-Yr-Old He Yide Is The Youngest Pilot In The World by brownlord: 3:12pm On Sep 03, 2013

IST TO COMMENT ON PAGE 2 AGAIN, WOW TODAY IS SURELY A GOOD DAY, ADAMA, GOD BLESS YOUR THE WONDERFUL RICE AND BEANS YOU WOKE ME UP WITH

Again am not fully prepared for this speech, i never knew this would make front page in 2nd page, its not by my power, but i want quickly acknowledge the following individual that contributed to my success in making this a success.

First to my mother, she carried me on her womb for 9 months and special thank to my father that deposited me there.

Secondly to all my friends that have encouraged me never to relent in anything i do, i know this was going to happen one day but i never knew it will be so soon.

Third, to my corper girl friend, she has been with me for some days now, only for me to wake up this morning she already prepared rice and beans with egg, but no meat nor fish, but i still thank God because i ate chicken through the egg.

Not forgetting my one and only Mr Oluwaseun Osewa, the agbadagburu, the omienmien omienmien, the odidi gbo oi gbo of Nairaland, for creating this rehabilitation center.

Special thanks also goes to Global COM, that collects 7500 naira from my alawi every month as subscription.

Finally this would not have been possible with out the effort of the follow people

END TIME THINGS CREW.

IST TO COMMENT CREW.

PRICE OF GARR.I CREW

THE POLITICAL THUGS WE HAVE ON NAIRALAND, BOTH PDP AND ACN AND THEIR LEADERS, GBAWE, INSINCERENIGERIAN, BILLY, I FOR CALL ONE OTHER NAME, BUT I NO WON SERVE BAN YET.

ALL THE TRIBAL WARRIORS I NO FORGET UNA.

LASTLY, YOU AND YOU AND YOU THAT TOOK TIME OUT TO READ THIS MY MEANINGLESS IST TO COMMENT SPEECH, I SAY MAY OLUWA MAKE YOU BIGGER AND PUT YOU IN THIS MY POSITION ONE DAY,

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, AM NOT CARRIED AWAY BY MY SUCCESS TODAY, AM STILL TRYING TO ACHIEVE MORE AND MAY BE ONE DAY I WILL BE THE OP AND THE IST TO COMMENT TOGETHER, I HAVE ALWAYS KNOW THAT IN LIFE

YOUR POSITION TODAY IS ANOTHER MANS DREAM...I LOVE YOU ALL, PLEASE DONT ENVY MY SUCCESS

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Romance › Re: How Do I Fight Inferiority Complex. by brownlord: 3:09pm On Sep 03, 2013

emiye: See long neck !!!! Are you related by blood to Agbani Darego?

Guy u dey crase? why u remove that picx, mod pls ban this idiot for removing his ugly picx from profile

Politics › Re: 52 Textile Companies Reopens After 10 Years, 25000 New Jobs Created by brownlord: 12:24pm On Sep 03, 2013

But honestly the way them come take dey create Job for news paper this days don tire me, the other day about 1 million job and today 25,000 yet graduates dey form association of unemployed graduates, which kind wahala be this.

Abi them dey count we the jobless people for Nairaland join the employed people?

Politics › Re: Suntai: Nine Taraba Lawmakers Meet Without Mace by brownlord: 6:26am On Sep 03, 2013

Politics › Re: Governor Kwankwaso Rejects Jonathan's Request To Stand beside Him by brownlord: 6:23am On Sep 03, 2013

Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 12:23am On Sep 03, 2013

Viewing this topic at 00:24 Vijon(m), slimjoe007

See the, bad student, they dont come to class and when dey manage to come, dey stay in window

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Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 12:01am On Sep 03, 2013

iyenimofe:
And a coup began...

I checked W3C.org and discovered the rel attribute is required. Thank you, that's why you be boss. @brownlord you now have a deputy-*dhtml/dhtml//dhtml5.

Deputy ke, that guys is not even yet a student of this department, how person when never get matric number won take be deputy class rep?

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Malawi - FIFA WCQ: (2 - 0) On 7th September 2013 by brownlord: 11:57pm On Sep 02, 2013

Davo93: 23 man list for the execution

Goalkeepers:
Vincent Enyeama (Lille FC, France);
Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva, Israel);
Chigozie Agbim (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Defenders:
Elderson Echiejile (Sporting Braga, Portugal);
Benjamin Francis (Heartland FC, Nigeria);
Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland);
Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria);
James Okwuosa (Chippa United, South Africa);
Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey);
Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria)

Midfielders:
John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England);
Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy);
John Ogu (Academica de Coimbra, Portugal);
Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England);
Nnamdi Oduamadi (AC Milan, Italy);
Nosa Igiebor (Real Betis, Spain);
Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Forwards:
Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia);
Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine);
Shola Ameobi (Newcastle United, England);
Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC, Turkey);
Uche Nwofor (SC Heerenveen, Netherlands);
Obinna Nsofor (Lokomotiv Moscow, Russia)

Courtesy: http://facebook.com/forumcitizens

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Malawi - FIFA WCQ: (2 - 0) On 7th September 2013 by brownlord: 11:56pm On Sep 02, 2013

Davo93: 23 man list for the execution

Goalkeepers:
Vincent Enyeama (Lille FC, France);
Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva, Israel);
Chigozie Agbim (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Defenders:
Elderson Echiejile (Sporting Braga, Portugal);
Benjamin Francis (Heartland FC, Nigeria);
Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland);
Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria);
James Okwuosa (Chippa United, South Africa);
Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey);
Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria)

Midfielders:
John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England);
Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy);
John Ogu (Academica de Coimbra, Portugal);
Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England);
Nnamdi Oduamadi (AC Milan, Italy);
Nosa Igiebor (Real Betis, Spain);
Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Forwards:
Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia);
Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine);
Shola Ameobi (Newcastle United, England);
Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC, Turkey);
Uche Nwofor (SC Heerenveen, Netherlands);
Obinna Nsofor (Lokomotiv Moscow, Russia)

Courtesy: http://facebook.com/forumcitizens

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Malawi - FIFA WCQ: (2 - 0) On 7th September 2013 by brownlord: 11:54pm On Sep 02, 2013

Emmysteve: THE NIGERIA SQUAD:
Goalkeepers:
Vincent Enyeama

Austin Ejide

Chigozie Agbim

Defenders:
Elderson Echiejile

Benjamin Francis

Efe Ambrose

Solomon Kwambe

James Okwuosa

Godfrey Oboabona

Azubuike Egwuekwe

Midfielders:
John Mikel Obi

Ogenyi Onazi

John Ogu

Victor Moses

Nnamdi Oduamadi

Nosa Igiebor

Sunday Mba

Forwards:
Ahmed Musa

Brown Ideye

Shola Ameobi

Emmanuel Emenike

Uche Nwofor

Obinna Nsofor

Wetin that goat dey do for that list?

Webmasters › Re: Learn HTML LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 2:31pm On Sep 02, 2013

Confirm, sit in class quietly again as I sip my zobo drink, e no easy to dey receive lecture for two different faculty. Html department and web design dept
@op I don talk am before, my grand mama na for you

Webmasters › Re: Learn HTML LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 2:24pm On Sep 02, 2013

Confirm, sit in class quietly again as I sip my zobo drink, e no easy to dey receive lecture for two different faculty. Html department and web design department.

@op I don talk am before, my grand mama na for you

Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by brownlord: 1:08pm On Sep 02, 2013

1 shortblackboy: seun abeg we need dislike button

So you tink say NL na rehab center abi?

Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by brownlord: 1:05pm On Sep 02, 2013

luchy34: : well bro, don't let world mourn you they way you mourned these folks!! Show some respect to the dead

21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Mad man, please try and write in English, I don't understand polish

Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by brownlord: 10:39am On Sep 02, 2013

God purnish anyone that pray for their soul to rest in peace on this thread, they've bn enjoyin the loot, money meant to fix the road, now they are victims

I want more of this good news, still praying for the plane crash TB Joshua talked about, shld hv bn plane crash, I need their top members, APC inclusive

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Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by brownlord: 9:57am On Sep 02, 2013

Gboliwe: May their souls rest in peace

May thunder fire you for this rubbish

Which stupid soul, who send them message, how wish I can see u face to face make I give you better slap with this anger, thunder fire their useless soul wherever they are

@Topic, Good news, ths made my day

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Politics › Re: Abdullahi MaiBasira, PDP National Youth Leader by brownlord: 9:51am On Sep 02, 2013

ochejoseph: In the short period MaiBasira has served as Speaker of the Nigerian Youth Parliament,

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Nigeria Youth Parliament? Which one be that one again, wetin dem dey do, who elect them, wetin dem dey paliament Who dey pay them, na who send them,can anybody help me answer this questions?

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Career › Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by brownlord: 2:21pm On Sep 01, 2013

Yusphull: The BBM crew is not only open to Lagos people Ooo coz I'm reporting from Ib city and I'm part of the group i.e its open to all members so far you are using BB coz we ar all working towards achieving one goal..

We will surely do so bro...

Long Live Our Association
Long Live Nigeria

#peace

Okay, send me a request to be part of the BBM group, Presently in Osun

Career › Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates (NAUG)To hold 1st Meeting In Lagos by brownlord: 1:37pm On Sep 01, 2013

Nice one is there any group on BBM or Whasapp for South South Zone? although am presently in Osun

Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 1:27pm On Sep 01, 2013

iyenimofe: If ma lady catch you and your grandma ehn?!

You just gotta beg Mr Moderator. But why does Mr Moderator like you this much?

Chai lecturer the CSS don dey turn magic for my eye o, As for your lady, make she calm down ma grand ma na your bonus, and we don sign am since 2009 we no want make you go join your colleague for the ongoing ASUU festival, so we gat remit all ur entitlement

Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by brownlord: 1:26pm On Sep 01, 2013

Etesam: Quite an ambitious undertaking; and at no cost!
[color=#660000] Wonders will ne'er cease in Nairaland![/color]

Who be this one, are you for us or against us? Class Marshall take care of this man

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