₦airaland Forum

Lizabeth25:
Like 4 real, this topic I just read really made my day. I presently know somebody who will buy me heaven and earth (if its possible). But he's d most boring guy I have ever hanged out with. Money isn't everything! One day, this same guy said that "he rather be rich and be sad than to be poor n be happy"! I took those words very serious! A guy should be able to make a woman happy without his money. Though not all women will buy this idea buh once you have a lady that demands too much, bros, I do advice u to find your way! Money trip lazy girls....who are called "Alapa ma ise se" (meaning, owners of hands that cannot work!)

Billyonaire:
Seun's Nairaland is making people advertise their mental laxity daily. What did he say again ? That he has not gotten the pussy he deserves and he thinks we are all like him ? Nigga Please.

Mubbyleey:
hey bro! I don't know if u still remember me. I was the guy dat asked u if i shud call a girl on her birthday. And u told me 2do so and gave me some tips... I'm here again, i need ya help about same girl. Ever since her birthday & since we dn resume 4 school, hav been avoiding & ignoring her... I dnt gv her my attentions anymore.

How long shud i keep ignoring her so dat it wnt back fire...?

Am sure she knws am avoiding her coz she sees me everyday & she doesnt care to call me or sumtn. I dnt even knw if wot am doing moves her sef.

Then if i shud tok 2 her or we mistakenly jam each other, what shud i do then, what shud i say to her? How long shud i keep d game going? Coz i dnt wanna lose her.
Please help me out bro...

SkinnyDude:
thanxs. will start practising it..
did you study psychology in school? cos you are good in it

SkinnyDude:
thanxs. will start practising it..
did you study psychology in school? cos you are good in it

Collynzo419:
[s]This is a wrong interpretation of the impact of this announcement.

If Nigeria has a weak leader that only takes security issues seriously because of an election, with time, the security risk will get to you sooner than later[/s].

egift:
Immediately he was given Financial Protection, he Flipped his tongue. What a shame.

MzJackBaueress:
I did more than this during my first pregnancy.

Kini big deal?

steppin:
You're always shouting in your posts. Were you a mad man in your former life?

scribble:
Meanwhile the children of the elite from a certain section of the country are joining ISIS whilst their parents fund Boko Haram

3cycle:
Gives me rashes plus it is easier during a quickie.

DuchessLily:
U r d one making noise.

She does not like it; FINE

Her reasons for not liking; agree and accepted! But why tell d world??

Is DAT how ur ex announces to d world dat she does not wear panties

God 4bid; but if she gets raped 2mrw, u will be d 1st to say. " she seduced the guys, why did she go out naked/pantless"

3cycle:
Read the original post.

DuchessLily:
And u r telling d whole world.... Mtsweeee

Are u adverting urself for rape or marriage

3cycle:
Me too

deemdeem:

his Jonah-daft yanshhhhh also part of ur job description?

kay1one2:
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diluminati:
me i dont know what is mouth action. what is mouth action?

deemdeem:

I don't succk Jonah-daft cocck like u remember.

Trinxie:
Forgetting is not easy...the thought would stay forever but as u have said u have forgiven him, u also have to let go of the pain....if u hold it, it will affect

A Psychologist walked
around a room while
teaching Stress Management to an
audience.

As she raised a
glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked
the
"Half empty or Half full" question.

Instead, with a
smile on her face, she
inquired:
"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied,
"The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.

If I hold it for a
minute,
it's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour,
I'll have an ache in my arm.

If I hold it for a day,
my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.

In each case,
the weight of the glass
doesn't change,

But

The longer I hold it,
the heavier it becomes.

She continued,
"The Stresses and Worries in Life , are like that Glass of Water...

Think about them for
a while and nothing
happens.

Think about them
a bit longer and they begin to hurt.

And

If you think
about them all day long,
you will feel paralyzed –
incapable of doing
anything."

Remember to put the Glass Down.....

bigv:
Bros my prayer for you is that you will not drink water on an empty stomach regardless of the benefits.

kay1one2:
And this is nairaland's business how?!

kay1one2:
Marry na make we see! Ashi!

deemdeem:
I still maintain that Chris has no business on the pulpit simply because he can't put his house in order. He should temporarily step aside for now and arrange that part of his life.

mcdreeezy:
So are u sayin it's not bad for a guy to tell ur gf to leave u for him?

IbnSultaan:
New Universities on paper
Gej failed to protect over 13000+ of my kins
Gej failed to provide security 4 hundreds missing(Chibok n buni yadi students)
3.3m are IDPs
1.5 are Refugees in other countries