₦airaland Forum

Women are like fire. Useful and dangerous.

Ibiyomee:
according to the pics, your wife is at work

I will pick up my phone and call my wife. I'm sure her voice would calm my nerves....

What am i saying sef? This temptation is too much.

A technological and financial success. This is the product of great minds in a country that has overcome basic challenges like food, shelter and clothing.

Nigeria and other 3rd world countries need to start thinking for the future. Winning election is not the principal thing.

I would go back to sleep with my wife.

prettythicksme:
correct guy!bangalee,mo cover e mehnn

I just gbadun your personality

EFCC let this man escape.

Accidents are not caused by spirits. They are caused by technical and human factors.

mikolo80:
na WA o, 5 appointment out of 6000 and ppl are screaming marginalisation. our ignorance is legendary

Don't mind the Wailers. They locked down the SE and SS for GEJ now they are the first to DEMAND attention from PmB.

When GEJ filled his government with people from the SE and SS they didn't care about other regions. Well the tables have turned.

I really don't care if PMB fills his government with Libyans. All I am certain of is that he is a blessing to us. He is a salve to sooth the wounds of corruption inflicted on Nigeria by the PDP.

PMB should not make the mistake of hoping these people would support him if he focuses his goodwill on them. There is nothing PMB can do to satisfy them. He should not let these Wailers distract him.

You are making her feel important. Just ignore her.

This is why Nigeria is a 3rd world nation. Young people who ought to be informed are depending on the hearsay of PDP. Polio is very much around. GEJ did not eradicate it - Well unless you have devised a new meaning for the word "ERADICATE".

Ignoramus.

What if she is just looking for a reason to dump you bro? What if she must have been cheating and is probably scared you'd find out soon?

Watch her closely.

This is why you should never sleep with strange girls when you become a star.

Short girl = hot temper.

Lol. Looks like there is a decline in the frequency of PM's you recieve.

Op, don't waste your time on them. Some guys like me have come to terms with the fact that materialism is the way for Naija babes.

Babes, if you present yourself like mere commodity to be bought, don't expect me to treat you like you're priceless. I know just how much you're worth.

Ewedu is not red na. Where are the leaves?

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Was it on fire? Wetin concern Fire service for this matter?

Men! JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED "HOT" SEX.




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Another blow to the wailing Wailers.

I have learned not to expect sensible statements from PDP e - warriors. They are a pathetic opposition group.



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My brother. There is no complete package anywhere.

JewelDiamond:
. Ur reasoning confirms ur one of them. Congrats !

Lol. If you think so then you need a course in English comprehension as well as Basic Logic.

JewelDiamond:
He prefer ice fish to chicken.

Chicken or fish is a matter of preference. I have a friend who hates chicken. He won't eat it no matter what. If you like buy him a full bucket from KFC it would just waste.

I think it is poverty that makes you believe chicken is superior to fish. There are species of fish that are more expensive than chicken.

If na Naija babe she for don bleach tey tey.

Na wa o

Ĺol. Ladies should stop this na.

Save her own number with "young witch".

Then say "honey, I've got a surprise for you. Here, take my phone and dial your number". Don't apologise afterwards.

Would you risk expulsion just to prove your love to a girl who sees you as a tool?

Bro don't do it.

At least you are sure you want to marry her. Good. Don't bring up the idea of marriage. Let her decide. You'd know if she's interested when she begins to give you hints.

You eventually linked her up with the guy and she's stoll acting up? Just watch. Who knows? She might even give it to him without any stress.

Ladies love enhancing their looks. The guy shouldn't have raised his hopes too high. Even on Nairaland many ladies use fake pictures to lure guys.

These ex militants or whatever they call themselves are nothing but TERRORISTS. The earlier the government realises it, the better.

But you guys are criminals na.

I remember the song by fela.

You be thief
I no be thief
You be rogue
I no be rogue
You be robber.....

Chai PDP no go burst my belle. Wailers incorporated.

Your works make sense. Keep it up bro.